I now summon Atropus to battle you in a cage match.
You vs a Planet of the Undead.
Who's gonna win?
Stropus gets distracted and destroys the earth instead. While he does that, I "climb" onto his "back" and kill his avatar, causing him to flee back into space.
Tiamats and Bahamut both get annoyed you disturb their conga line and disco party respectively. 5 thousand myconids are dragged into each party as payment.
I distract Atropus with a Bananna so someone else can send him back.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I intro into a tavern and give myself a congratulatory pat on the back.
I pat you on the back as well and give you -1 Canadian dollar and 1.14 Australian dollars
Since I’m an idiot American and don’t know the exchange rates, I assume that I’m rich. I proceed to invest my entire life savings into Play-Dough stocks, since that’s what rich people do.
I sell Nothic a dog for -0 Canadian dollars.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Dog, hot dog, or hot dawg?
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All three.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I accept all three. I feed the hot dog and hot dawg to the dog.
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You would feed this to your new dog?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Of course. He can take it!
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(My dog is a he. I’ve already named him.)
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I return, I make Baalzeboop a wall and now create a 5th dimensional prison for both them and Nothic.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
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I'm immune to any ability that can change my shape, as I am an Elder Evil.
How are you going to catch me?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I now summon Atropus to battle you in a cage match.
You vs a Planet of the Undead.
Who's gonna win?
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I return and come to watch the cage match. I also sell the snacks. They taste really good.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I eat some of the snacks.
They taste really good.
I bring my drow to the surface to watch the cage match.
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The mushrooms steal potassium from my endless supply, but some end up eating it and making strange hybrids.
I wait for the match to start, while rolling in cash from snacks.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Stropus gets distracted and destroys the earth instead. While he does that, I "climb" onto his "back" and kill his avatar, causing him to flee back into space.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I summon Tiamt and Bahamut To Refocus Atropus to not destroy the earth, THIS THIS HAD NEVER HAPEND WITH YOU CLIMBING!
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
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Tiamats and Bahamut both get annoyed you disturb their conga line and disco party respectively. 5 thousand myconids are dragged into each party as payment.
I distract Atropus with a Bananna so someone else can send him back.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I intro into a tavern and give myself a congratulatory pat on the back.
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I reach out and destroy Atropus' avatar yet again (we're about the same size), causing him to leave yet again.
For a literal planet, Atropus has a very glaring weakness.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I pat you on the back as well and give you -1 Canadian dollar and 1.14 Australian dollars
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Since I’m an idiot American and don’t know the exchange rates, I assume that I’m rich. I proceed to invest my entire life savings into Play-Dough stocks, since that’s what rich people do.
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