My helicopter fortress lands upon the scarred earth of the Absolutely Anything Plane. My troopers, the renowned Calamity Cacti, begin to set up a base of operations to make this area safe to inhabit, as with their work in making the Demonweb Pits livable. Also they’re all basically Cacturne from Pokémon.
The Ground Suddenly Ruptures to reveal a large Mushroom adorned man.
``...WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP!`` He Screams. Suddenly, Mushrooms adorned with gold and jewelry rise up out of the ground.
Along with it is a small box as well. Filled with: Mushrooms, Cooked Spiders, and mushroom soldiers for your use.
As the mushroom man walks towards the colonists, he slips on a banana peel. The man known as the Potassium God snickers silently.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I watch this unfold calmly from my own demiplane. When the gods are focused on each other, that gives me an opportunity to slip in and take control...
I remind Baalzeboop of the peace treaty. If he can attack any god at all, only Djrowee and I think Nothic.
I never said that I was going to attack any gods. Also, if you remember clearly, I never actually agreed to that peace treaty. You just said:
"I negotiate a peace treaty. You don't mess with me, I don't mess with you. I know that if I defeat you, you'll keep coming back, and it will become an endless cycle."
I did not reply, and you would also do well to remember that you can't control other players' actions, so I didn't automatically agree.
I watch this unfold calmly from my own demiplane. When the gods are focused on each other, that gives me an opportunity to slip in and take control...
I remind Baalzeboop of the peace treaty. If he can attack any god at all, only Djrowee and I think Nothic.
I never said that I was going to attack any gods. Also, if you remember clearly, I never actually agreed to that peace treaty. You just said:
"I negotiate a peace treaty. You don't mess with me, I don't mess with you. I know that if I defeat you, you'll keep coming back, and it will become an endless cycle."
I did not reply, and you would also do well to remember that you can't control other players' actions, so I didn't automatically agree.
Ooooooo
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We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
I wonder how I noticed your presence, considering you said you were hiding.
Not wanting to break the 4th wall (cause it's already broken), I decide I will cross the bridge of your return and go back to talking to the colonists.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“Can you find something that nobody believes in?“ asks the hive
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
I ask Zombie what he means by the hive, glancing around nervously.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I watch this unfold calmly from my own demiplane. When the gods are focused on each other, that gives me an opportunity to slip in and take control...
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
We are the hive
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
I point and laugh.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
As the mushroom man walks towards the colonists, he slips on a banana peel. The man known as the Potassium God snickers silently.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I remind Baalzeboop of the peace treaty. If he can attack any god at all, only Djrowee and I think Nothic.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I ask what Nothic is posting and laughing at.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I never said that I was going to attack any gods. Also, if you remember clearly, I never actually agreed to that peace treaty. You just said:
"I negotiate a peace treaty. You don't mess with me, I don't mess with you. I know that if I defeat you, you'll keep coming back, and it will become an endless cycle."
I did not reply, and you would also do well to remember that you can't control other players' actions, so I didn't automatically agree.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Ooooooo
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
Suddenly, out of the abyss, a wisp of dark essence appears. It expands and solidies into the shape of a man. This is your dad.
"Are ya winning, son?" He says, holding a belt.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I already worked through my IRL abusive father, I don't think some fictional one could stop me.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I wonder how I noticed your presence, considering you said you were hiding.
Not wanting to break the 4th wall (cause it's already broken), I decide I will cross the bridge of your return and go back to talking to the colonists.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You. HAHAGAAGAHSFAHHAAHGAGAAHSGAHSHAHAH
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I tell Nothic to save his business (that will get him trapped in a potassium prison for eternity) for later. I'm meeting new colonists right now.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I keep pointing. I keep laughing.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I pass out.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
My entire existence on this planet is the equivalent of Frodo's journey to Mt.Doom; I'm just carrying my burdens until I see the Lord.
#NikiFem
I am the REAL Slim Shady.
I notice a traveler seeking a Lord. I assume this is me, as nobody else in this thread is considered a Lord.
I appear magically and ask Wyvern what he wants.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I was talking about Jesus.
#NikiFem
I am the REAL Slim Shady.