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As you attempt this ritual I point out that they ate YOUR potassium. 

The Ritual to take me down, and to become the god of everything fails, as you realize you should've re-read what happened. 

I now just go back to my lair. and eat cheetos.

 I point out that they stole from me. I didn't give it to them. In fact, I just happened to find plans in your office...

You were saying?

 I now point out that at the top of it, it says: "D&D Ideas for My Mushrooms." 

And I also point out that the place where they got the potassium was a small box that said "Free to Use"

YOU were saying.

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My entire existence on this planet is the equivalent of Frodo's journey to Mt.Doom; I'm just carrying my burdens until I see the Lord.

 I notice a traveler seeking a Lord. I assume this is me, as nobody else in this thread is considered a Lord. 

I appear magically and ask Wyvern what he wants.

 I was talking about Jesus.

 Oh.

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As you attempt this ritual I point out that they ate YOUR potassium. 

The Ritual to take me down, and to become the god of everything fails, as you realize you should've re-read what happened. 

I now just go back to my lair. and eat cheetos.

 I point out that they stole from me. I didn't give it to them. In fact, I just happened to find plans in your office...

You were saying?

 I now point out that at the top of it, it says: "D&D Ideas for My Mushrooms." 

And I also point out that the place where they got the potassium was a small box that said "Free to Use"

YOU were saying.

 The sign said "NOT free to use", but not is covered in spores....

Also, the paper's first idea says "steal potassium and become all powerful".

One two unbuckled your shoe

three four what a bore

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One two unbuckled your shoe

three four what a bore

 I rebuckle my shoes. Then I wait to see if the colonists will actually respond, or if it was a one time thing that they talked.

I Point out to look at the back of the paper where it continues and says "Become all powerful and make my self a new temple."

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As you attempt this ritual I point out that they ate YOUR potassium. 

The Ritual to take me down, and to become the god of everything fails, as you realize you should've re-read what happened. 

I now just go back to my lair. and eat cheetos.

 I point out that they stole from me. I didn't give it to them. In fact, I just happened to find plans in your office...

You were saying?

 I now point out that at the top of it, it says: "D&D Ideas for My Mushrooms." 

And I also point out that the place where they got the potassium was a small box that said "Free to Use"

YOU were saying.

 The sign said "NOT free to use", but not is covered in spores....

Also, the paper's first idea says "steal potassium and become all powerful".

I point out that stealing potassium from me defies the Ancient Laws of Potassium.

I say hello.

I say hello back.

I say what’s up, dawg?

I say, the sky.

A cartoonishly large pair of sunglasses magically appears on my face.

Also, you remember suddenly that the immortal minifridge of DOOM is still after you. Metallic, unrelated footsteps clank nearby.

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I say, the sky.

A cartoonishly large pair of sunglasses magically appears on my face.

Also, you remember suddenly that the immortal minifridge of DOOM is still after you. Metallic, unrelated footsteps clank nearby.

 I raid the minifridge, taking it for myself and disappearing once more.

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I say, the sky.

A cartoonishly large pair of sunglasses magically appears on my face.

Also, you remember suddenly that the immortal minifridge of DOOM is still after you. Metallic, unrelated footsteps clank nearby.

 I raid the minifridge, taking it for myself and disappearing once more.

 The minifridge is fine with you taking it's snacks. It goes back to hunting Nothic relentlessly.

I say “man, this place really smells like updog!”

The minifridge appears and offers you a can of Updog brand soda before beginning the battle.

I appear *Again* and warn everyone of disco music I had heard in the 5th dimension. 

I also eat a spider.

I get all my spider friends to jump Djrowee.

I now become a big spartan dude and stab them with a stick.

They all die.

I reincarnate the spiders as hermit crabs with skulls for shells.