(I find it funny that Carole is like I’m the god of this! I smite that thing! Die impudent mortals! And I’m just over here chilling and being respectful to all the gods)
I beseech Djorwee for cleric/druid powers so I can do some good in the world
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
(I find it funny that Carole is like I’m the god of this! I smite that thing! Die impudent mortals! And I’m just over here chilling and being respectful to all the gods)
I beseech Djorwee for cleric/druid powers so I can do some good in the world
I tell AllMightyLord that if he became a druid of Djrowee, he would just be circle of spores.
If he wants to become a cleric or druid of me, I give him a sacred Bananna seed. Plant it, and I will be summoned. Use it wisely.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I evacuate everyone on our planet into my potassium sub-dimension to avoid Baalze's reign of terror. Everybody is allowed within, except him and his frogs.
I put salamanders as guards.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I evacuate everyone on our planet into my potassium sub-dimension to avoid Baalze's reign of terror. Everybody is allowed within, except him and his frogs.
I put salamanders as guards.
The people on my newly acquired moon, however, do not hear this.
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I curse the sub-dimension and Unhallow it with my presence. Godly and extraplanar power no longer works inside the dimension. They are free from tyranny before you can fix it.
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I actively work to prevent you from fixing the damage.
Time to make salamander kebabs.
I use my Bananna phone to call Kasrik and distract him. I give the phone to someone with the best "sir we have been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
As lord of stars, I absorb the sun, because it is a star and I am hungry.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
(I find it funny that Carole is like I’m the god of this! I smite that thing! Die impudent mortals! And I’m just over here chilling and being respectful to all the gods)
I beseech Djorwee for cleric/druid powers so I can do some good in the world
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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I ponder how many frogs it would take to kill a man. While I do this, it begins to rain frogs in the desert.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I tell AllMightyLord that if he became a druid of Djrowee, he would just be circle of spores.
If he wants to become a cleric or druid of me, I give him a sacred Bananna seed. Plant it, and I will be summoned. Use it wisely.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I shall grant you knowledge; it only takes one golden dart frog to kill a man.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Now I shall reign supreme over the small moon populated by men surrounded by frogs.
I shall rule by fear.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I break out of Djrowee's 9th wall dimension.
I then make him slip on a banana peel and break his back.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I evacuate everyone on our planet into my potassium sub-dimension to avoid Baalze's reign of terror. Everybody is allowed within, except him and his frogs.
I put salamanders as guards.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The people on my newly acquired moon, however, do not hear this.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I eat the salamanders.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I banish Kasrik to the outside world, never to enter the sub-dimension again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I also give his moon a tiny star that orbits it and provides the perfect amount of light and heat.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
With everyone in my sub-dimension now (besides the banished), I am now the ruler of the world. I start making a government.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I ram into the sub-dimension, cracking it open and revealing it to the outside world.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I consume the stars within the sub-dimension
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Potassium auras alone brighten the sub-dimension.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I actively work to prevent you from fixing the damage.
Time to make salamander kebabs.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I curse the sub-dimension and Unhallow it with my presence. Godly and extraplanar power no longer works inside the dimension. They are free from tyranny before you can fix it.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I use my Bananna phone to call Kasrik and distract him. I give the phone to someone with the best "sir we have been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig