A sorcerer comes in and casts wish with the exact same wording as the wizards would have if they weren't dead.
I counter the true death with True Life, meaning they can never die. The two balance each other out, and they are just regular in the state of life now.
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I then make him slip on a banana peel and break his back.
I point out That I only sent the non-protein potassium to the 9th dimension.
Thus your banana attack HAD FAILED!
I ask for Djrowee's help. The entire world is being attacked by an Elder Evil, and we have been forced to evacuate the whole population into my potassium sub-dimension.
I never said I was attacking anything other than your sub-dimension or the wizards you sent to banish me. And Norman, but screw Norman. I was freeing the people from your tyranny, since going strictly by your behavior, you would be an incredibly selfish leader.
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
A sorcerer comes in and casts wish with the exact same wording as the wizards would have if they weren't dead.
I counter the true death with True Life, meaning they can never die. The two balance each other out, and they are just regular in the state of life now.
Small problem: The plane is still Unhallowed. You cannot even communicate with the sorcerer, let alone control them.
And additionally, True Life has never been a thing in DnD. Even gods can be killed. True Death, however, is an ability several Elder Evils have.
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
I offer Baalzeboop power in surrender, to let him run with almighty magic even stronger then before.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
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I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I break free from the prison with ease. It does literally nothing to stop either of us.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I was asking that because I am immune to divine power and divination of all kinds.
I smash through the dome, as you used mushroom god powers to create it, meaning that I can treat it like regular mushroom material.
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I was asking that because I am immune to divine power and divination of all kinds.
I smash through the dome, as you used mushroom god powers to create it, meaning that I can treat it like regular mushroom material.
The Mushrooms now began to grow on you. This is simply not divination but a Curse of sorts.
I am not a God however I am a Being of the Unknown (Much Like Cthulhu. and such)
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I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I was asking that because I am immune to divine power and divination of all kinds.
I smash through the dome, as you used mushroom god powers to create it, meaning that I can treat it like regular mushroom material.
The Mushrooms now began to grow on you. This is simply not divination but a Curse of sorts.
I am not a God however I am a Being of the Unknown (Much Like Cthulhu. and such)
So... an Elder Evil. They are DnD's equivalent to such beings.
I, being a master of curses, cultivate the mushrooms and make them part of my ecology. I am a literal planet, after all.
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I break free from the prison with ease. It does literally nothing to stop either of us.
But what ability allows you to break through the prison? How do you do it?
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I was asking that because I am immune to divine power and divination of all kinds.
I smash through the dome, as you used mushroom god powers to create it, meaning that I can treat it like regular mushroom material.
The Mushrooms now began to grow on you. This is simply not divination but a Curse of sorts.
I am not a God however I am a Being of the Unknown (Much Like Cthulhu. and such)
So... an Elder Evil. They are DnD's equivalent to such beings.
I, being a master of curses, cultivate the mushrooms and make them part of my ecology. I am a literal planet, after all.
You're a planet, huh? I summon the sun to put you in line.
I also apologize for the solar panel mess, and say that if they fix this, I will never touch a solar panel again.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I was asking that because I am immune to divine power and divination of all kinds.
I smash through the dome, as you used mushroom god powers to create it, meaning that I can treat it like regular mushroom material.
The Mushrooms now began to grow on you. This is simply not divination but a Curse of sorts.
I am not a God however I am a Being of the Unknown (Much Like Cthulhu. and such)
So... an Elder Evil. They are DnD's equivalent to such beings.
I, being a master of curses, cultivate the mushrooms and make them part of my ecology. I am a literal planet, after all.
You are now adorned with beautiful mushrooms each one glowing.
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I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I break free from the prison with ease. It does literally nothing to stop either of us.
But what ability allows you to break through the prison? How do you do it?
I teleport out.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I was asking that because I am immune to divine power and divination of all kinds.
I smash through the dome, as you used mushroom god powers to create it, meaning that I can treat it like regular mushroom material.
The Mushrooms now began to grow on you. This is simply not divination but a Curse of sorts.
I am not a God however I am a Being of the Unknown (Much Like Cthulhu. and such)
So... an Elder Evil. They are DnD's equivalent to such beings.
I, being a master of curses, cultivate the mushrooms and make them part of my ecology. I am a literal planet, after all.
You're a planet, huh? I summon the sun to put you in line.
I also apologize for the solar panel mess, and say that if they fix this, I will never touch a solar panel again.
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
I was asking that because I am immune to divine power and divination of all kinds.
I smash through the dome, as you used mushroom god powers to create it, meaning that I can treat it like regular mushroom material.
The Mushrooms now began to grow on you. This is simply not divination but a Curse of sorts.
I am not a God however I am a Being of the Unknown (Much Like Cthulhu. and such)
So... an Elder Evil. They are DnD's equivalent to such beings.
I, being a master of curses, cultivate the mushrooms and make them part of my ecology. I am a literal planet, after all.
You're a planet, huh? I summon the sun to put you in line.
I also apologize for the solar panel mess, and say that if they fix this, I will never touch a solar panel again.
I am a living planet. And an Elder Evil.
I devour the sun, absorbing its power.
It is very spicy and hot, your tounge burns and you spit it out.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The evil powers mixture were mistaken for unicorn and rainbow sprinkles ant the supermarket and you’re allergic… you explode in a rainbow cloud of guts and sprinkles.
A sorcerer comes in and casts wish with the exact same wording as the wizards would have if they weren't dead.
I counter the true death with True Life, meaning they can never die. The two balance each other out, and they are just regular in the state of life now.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I never said I was attacking anything other than your sub-dimension or the wizards you sent to banish me. And Norman, but screw Norman. I was freeing the people from your tyranny, since going strictly by your behavior, you would be an incredibly selfish leader.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Can't be moved from my spot spacially or chronologically against my will. You would have to move those walls to the sub-dimension, and furthermore, I am the size of a planet.
Also, wouldn't powers that strong be considered deitic?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Small problem: The plane is still Unhallowed. You cannot even communicate with the sorcerer, let alone control them.
And additionally, True Life has never been a thing in DnD. Even gods can be killed. True Death, however, is an ability several Elder Evils have.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I offer Baalzeboop power in surrender, to let him run with almighty magic even stronger then before.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Say's The eldritch evil.
I now just create a Mushroom-like dome around Baalz. And make one around Jwcv as well.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
I break free from the prison with ease. It does literally nothing to stop either of us.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I was asking that because I am immune to divine power and divination of all kinds.
I smash through the dome, as you used mushroom god powers to create it, meaning that I can treat it like regular mushroom material.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The Mushrooms now began to grow on you. This is simply not divination but a Curse of sorts.
I am not a God however I am a Being of the Unknown (Much Like Cthulhu. and such)
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
So... an Elder Evil. They are DnD's equivalent to such beings.
I, being a master of curses, cultivate the mushrooms and make them part of my ecology. I am a literal planet, after all.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
But what ability allows you to break through the prison? How do you do it?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
You're a planet, huh? I summon the sun to put you in line.
I also apologize for the solar panel mess, and say that if they fix this, I will never touch a solar panel again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You are now adorned with beautiful mushrooms each one glowing.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
I teleport out.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I am a living planet. And an Elder Evil.
I devour the sun, absorbing its power.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
It is very spicy and hot, your tounge burns and you spit it out.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*cut the quote chain it's getting too long*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I use a mixture of Elder Evil Powers and my love of spicy food to eat it and absorb its power.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The evil powers mixture were mistaken for unicorn and rainbow sprinkles ant the supermarket and you’re allergic… you explode in a rainbow cloud of guts and sprinkles.
And by it's powers, you mean being a big, hot fiery ball of gas? You're on fire now.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig