I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I curse the sub-dimension and Unhallow it with my presence. Godly and extraplanar power no longer works inside the dimension. They are free from tyranny before you can fix it.
The people realize serving under the fair potassium is better then getting killed by frogs. They unite to break the spell.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I actively work to prevent you from fixing the damage.
Time to make salamander kebabs.
I use my Bananna phone to call Kasrik and distract him. I give the phone to someone with the best "sir we have been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty."
I distract jwcvii by lecturing him on the correct spelling of banana, the history of the word, and the effects of potassium deficiency.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I curse the sub-dimension and Unhallow it with my presence. Godly and extraplanar power no longer works inside the dimension. They are free from tyranny before you can fix it.
The people realize serving under the fair potassium is better then getting killed by frogs. They unite to break the spell.
I'm no god of frogs, nor are the frogs my army.
Also, It's really cute that you think you're gonna defeat me with the power of friendship and all… but again: I am an Elder Evil.
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I actively work to prevent you from fixing the damage.
Time to make salamander kebabs.
I use my Bananna phone to call Kasrik and distract him. I give the phone to someone with the best "sir we have been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty."
I distract jwcvii by lecturing him on the correct spelling of banana, the history of the word, and the effects of potassium deficiency.
I take his advice on the spelling, then because I already know the other 2, I stab Kasrik with a banana blade.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I curse the sub-dimension and Unhallow it with my presence. Godly and extraplanar power no longer works inside the dimension. They are free from tyranny before you can fix it.
The people realize serving under the fair potassium is better then getting killed by frogs. They unite to break the spell.
I'm no god of frogs, nor are the frogs my army.
Also, It's really cute that you think you're gonna defeat me with the power of friendship and all… but again: I am an Elder Evil.
The best wizards unite to break the spell. They must hurry, because it's tearing the sub-dimension's fabric of reality apart.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I curse the sub-dimension and Unhallow it with my presence. Godly and extraplanar power no longer works inside the dimension. They are free from tyranny before you can fix it.
The people realize serving under the fair potassium is better then getting killed by frogs. They unite to break the spell.
I'm no god of frogs, nor are the frogs my army.
Also, It's really cute that you think you're gonna defeat me with the power of friendship and all… but again: I am an Elder Evil.
The best wizards unite to break the spell. They must hurry, because it's tearing the sub-dimension's fabric of reality apart.
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Er, small problem. Your best wizards are still just wizards.
I am a threat that can, has, and will devour actual gods.
Also, they would have to make individual rolls to even try to break the spell and my DC is far too high for a mortal being to beat it.
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I curse the sub-dimension and Unhallow it with my presence. Godly and extraplanar power no longer works inside the dimension. They are free from tyranny before you can fix it.
The people realize serving under the fair potassium is better then getting killed by frogs. They unite to break the spell.
I'm no god of frogs, nor are the frogs my army.
Also, It's really cute that you think you're gonna defeat me with the power of friendship and all… but again: I am an Elder Evil.
The best wizards unite to break the spell. They must hurry, because it's tearing the sub-dimension's fabric of reality apart.
254
Er, small problem. Your best wizards are still just wizards.
I am a threat that can, has, and will devour actual gods.
Also, they would have to make individual rolls to even try to break the spell and my DC is far too high for a mortal being to beat it.
One wizard casts wish and wishes for the spell to be broken, and for Baalzeboop to disappear from the sub-dimension forever.
I command my salamanders to defeat as many frogs as possible while I fix the damage.
I curse the sub-dimension and Unhallow it with my presence. Godly and extraplanar power no longer works inside the dimension. They are free from tyranny before you can fix it.
The people realize serving under the fair potassium is better then getting killed by frogs. They unite to break the spell.
I'm no god of frogs, nor are the frogs my army.
Also, It's really cute that you think you're gonna defeat me with the power of friendship and all… but again: I am an Elder Evil.
The best wizards unite to break the spell. They must hurry, because it's tearing the sub-dimension's fabric of reality apart.
254
Er, small problem. Your best wizards are still just wizards.
I am a threat that can, has, and will devour actual gods.
Also, they would have to make individual rolls to even try to break the spell and my DC is far too high for a mortal being to beat it.
One wizard casts wish and wishes for the spell to be broken, and for Baalzeboop to disappear from this timeline.
Impressive move. Unfortunately, as an Elder Evil, I cannot be moved from my spot in time and space against my will, so while the spell is broken, the second half of the wish backfires, giving the wizard all the potential negative effects of the Wish spell.
Also, I ram into the sub-dimension once again and kill the wizards with Unhallowed meteors. The dust from the meteors Unhallows the sub-dimension once more.
The wizards revive as liches, and one casts wish again, so that the sub-dimension shall never be effected by any magical effects that I, Potassium Lord, don't allow.
Meanwhile, Norman the Tarrasque finishes off all of your troops. It's all you now.
I then make him slip on a banana peel and break his back.
I point out That I only sent the non-protein potassium to the 9th dimension.
Thus your banana attack HAD FAILED!
I ask for Djrowee's help. The entire world is being attacked by an Elder Evil, and we have been forced to evacuate the whole population into my potassium sub-dimension.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The wizards revive as liches, and cast wish again, so that the sub-dimension shall never be effected by any magical effects that I, Potassium Lord, don't allow.
Meanwhile, Norman the Tarrasque finishes off all of your troops. It's all you now.
I never had any troops, nor have I needed any. Also, that's not how liches work. Like, at all. Even Orcus and Vecna wouldn't be able to Lichify someone with no prior preparation, and the process of becoming a lich involves drinking a specific poison. They are dead.
I curse Norman and the dead wizards with True Death, meaning when they die, they can never be revived, even by Wish.
The people realize serving under the fair potassium is better then getting killed by frogs. They unite to break the spell.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I distract jwcvii by lecturing him on the correct spelling of banana, the history of the word, and the effects of potassium deficiency.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I create a new star for use as a grill, and start making grilled salamander kebabs.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I'm no god of frogs, nor are the frogs my army.
Also, It's really cute that you think you're gonna defeat me with the power of friendship and all… but again: I am an Elder Evil.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I take his advice on the spelling, then because I already know the other 2, I stab Kasrik with a banana blade.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Hey Baalze, want some of these salamander kebabs?
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The best wizards unite to break the spell. They must hurry, because it's tearing the sub-dimension's fabric of reality apart.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I parry with a claymore forged from the cores of dying stars, with a star set into the pommel.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The salamanders launch a surprise attack to avenge their fallen.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Sure!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I CURSE KASRIK WITH TRUE POTASSIUM DEFICIENCY.
He feels weaker... He can barely fight.
I attack again: 4562
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I roll again since it marked that as cheating for some reason.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Er, small problem. Your best wizards are still just wizards.
I am a threat that can, has, and will devour actual gods.
Also, they would have to make individual rolls to even try to break the spell and my DC is far too high for a mortal being to beat it.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
One wizard casts wish and wishes for the spell to be broken, and for Baalzeboop to disappear from the sub-dimension forever.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Impressive move. Unfortunately, as an Elder Evil, I cannot be moved from my spot in time and space against my will, so while the spell is broken, the second half of the wish backfires, giving the wizard all the potential negative effects of the Wish spell.
Also, I ram into the sub-dimension once again and kill the wizards with Unhallowed meteors. The dust from the meteors Unhallows the sub-dimension once more.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The wizards revive as liches, and one casts wish again, so that the sub-dimension shall never be effected by any magical effects that I, Potassium Lord, don't allow.
Meanwhile, Norman the Tarrasque finishes off all of your troops. It's all you now.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I point out That I only sent the non-protein potassium to the 9th dimension.
Thus your banana attack HAD FAILED!
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
I ask for Djrowee's help. The entire world is being attacked by an Elder Evil, and we have been forced to evacuate the whole population into my potassium sub-dimension.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I never had any troops, nor have I needed any. Also, that's not how liches work. Like, at all. Even Orcus and Vecna wouldn't be able to Lichify someone with no prior preparation, and the process of becoming a lich involves drinking a specific poison. They are dead.
I curse Norman and the dead wizards with True Death, meaning when they die, they can never be revived, even by Wish.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I now use my Wall powers to seal Baalz in a strange container that has the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 10th wall surrounding it.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!