When your player decides to DM your campaign because you cancelled one session and introduces an all powerful god(that they made a stat block of themselves) that now travels with the party and assists them constantly.
152. When the players screw around in the town, kill some people, end up arrested, and then accuse you of railroading because they didn't get away with it.
154. When people think their massive fanfiction backstory makes them better than the backstory-free, "shallow" player who does an over-the-top accent, fires quips and catchphrases, makes up a quirky personality and, you know, actually roleplays. I've DMed both and (sadly) been both...guess which is more fun!
155. When the DM tells you to write a backstory for your character, then ignores it.
"Look, I know you said your character's entire family was turned into mindless undead, and that is why you distrust magic users, but hear me out. What if they weren't dead?"
139
You: So 'chaotic' means you dislike the establishment and play by your own rules, like Robin Hood or Han Solo...
Your friends, not listening: Oh so it's basically LOL random yeah that's my alignment
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140:That one player who will never Shut up about how unfair it is that he does not get to start out with a level 20 character
(If we get to 200 is it ok to do more?)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
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141. When the dice fall and your boss gets outclassed by the random encounter kobolds.
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
(No! We must delete all previous posts and start anew!)
142:
DM: So, create a character.
Man: I wanna be a Chicken
DM: huh?
Man: Chicken
DM: sure, if you can find a reason
MAn: *insert 347 page backstory*
DM: Ok, Bubba, read this
me: why?
DM: you beat me in poker
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143. When players cheat death by creating "the twin sister of my first character!" Come on. Variety is the spice of D&D.
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
144. when DM whines about my op characters.(they're legal)
(Aw, why can't we just ignore the first 200)
When your players all have 100 page backstories and want you to read them before you start
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
146. When people think it's okay to show up without having finished their character sheet.
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
147. When people come with no backstory or describe what they're character looks like and their character has no visible motivation.
148
when that character get to level 20 and whines about not having all 30s on his stats
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
When your DM created an npc as a lvl 20 wizard who can read your thoughts, and your level 1 rogue hates him.
you need 2 put a number
150. When your players try to DM YOUR ADVENTURE!!!!
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
XD
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
151.
When your player decides to DM your campaign because you cancelled one session and introduces an all powerful god(that they made a stat block of themselves) that now travels with the party and assists them constantly.
152. When the players screw around in the town, kill some people, end up arrested, and then accuse you of railroading because they didn't get away with it.
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
153. Never actually getting to play DND 5e cause no GM's around or they pick others with better back stories.
154. When people think their massive fanfiction backstory makes them better than the backstory-free, "shallow" player who does an over-the-top accent, fires quips and catchphrases, makes up a quirky personality and, you know, actually roleplays. I've DMed both and (sadly) been both...guess which is more fun!
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
(Can I actually guess? Is it the Latter?)
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155. When the DM tells you to write a backstory for your character, then ignores it.
"Look, I know you said your character's entire family was turned into mindless undead, and that is why you distrust magic users, but hear me out. What if they weren't dead?"
i think this thread is dead now :*(
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)