175. When the DM lets people use Acrobatics to climb walls and Perception to search rooms. (It's Athletics and Investigation, they're not interchangeable!)
178. When the bard complains about you saving their life because you "didn't let them have a turn."
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179. When the same bard saves you from something they got you into and then brags about it.
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182. In a homemade/homebrewed 1st ed. D&D campaign...... the DM made 2 main quests( plus some sub-quests ), and 1 extra main quest involving a whole village with only zombiefied population.
In the DM's mind: ( I hope the players don't gonna kill the zombies )
In the players' mind: ( easy EXP incomming.... yeee-haaaa !!! )
Then DM performed that "ULTRA FACEPALM CANNON" emote over us, for not checking what happenend on this village, and also for not even let a single zombie alive. And later, he told us:
Dang, I hate you all !! You all missed the opportunity to get a good reward.... and also get "FAME"......
We answered: Meeehhhh.... it's easy exp, GOD DAMMIT !! what's your problem... DM ???
183. When your DM keeps having every single person you meet hate your guts! WHY? THEY DON"T EVEN KNOW ME? I was just coming to town to steal (uh-hurm, buy) some weapons and armor, and a child came up and stabbed my foot with a shortsword!
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187. When the healer refuses to heal, only saving the healing abilities for themselves, but no one ever attacks them because they aren't a threat, as they do nothing.
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194: When the player complains about dying when they charged into the Frey on a horse using a weapon they weren’t proficient in against the Army of Orcs.
175. When the DM lets people use Acrobatics to climb walls and Perception to search rooms. (It's Athletics and Investigation, they're not interchangeable!)
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176. When other players min max.
Also known as CrafterB and DankMemer.
Here, have some homebrew classes! Subclasses to? Why not races. Feats, feats as well. I have a lot of magic items. Lastly I got monsters, fun, fun times.
177. When you're like "what do you do?" and the player's like "I use Perception," and you're like "on what?"
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178. When the bard complains about you saving their life because you "didn't let them have a turn."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
179. When the same bard saves you from something they got you into and then brags about it.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
180. When the DM accidentaly reveals something and the players metagame, and use it ti their favor.
181. When this thread dies for half a month.
But really, when you kill the super boss with milestone level ups, and not everyone gets a level.
Also known as CrafterB and DankMemer.
Here, have some homebrew classes! Subclasses to? Why not races. Feats, feats as well. I have a lot of magic items. Lastly I got monsters, fun, fun times.
182. In a homemade/homebrewed 1st ed. D&D campaign...... the DM made 2 main quests( plus some sub-quests ), and 1 extra main quest involving a whole village with only zombiefied population.
In the DM's mind: ( I hope the players don't gonna kill the zombies )
In the players' mind: ( easy EXP incomming.... yeee-haaaa !!! )
Then DM performed that "ULTRA FACEPALM CANNON" emote over us, for not checking what happenend on this village, and also for not even let a single zombie alive. And later, he told us:
Dang, I hate you all !! You all missed the opportunity to get a good reward.... and also get "FAME"......
We answered: Meeehhhh.... it's easy exp, GOD DAMMIT !! what's your problem... DM ???
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
183. When your DM keeps having every single person you meet hate your guts! WHY? THEY DON"T EVEN KNOW ME? I was just coming to town to steal (uh-hurm, buy) some weapons and armor, and a child came up and stabbed my foot with a shortsword!
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
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184. Wait, you’re putting us against something harder than the ******* TARRASQUE!?
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All the faceless embraces
And the tasteless two faces
Killed and resurrected
'Cause I'll never be dead
185. When the DM gives out magic items like candy on Halloween.
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186. When all the players don't wanna choose the Cleric class, nor don't wanna make any healer class ( for fun ? )
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
187. When the healer refuses to heal, only saving the healing abilities for themselves, but no one ever attacks them because they aren't a threat, as they do nothing.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
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188: when the DM says "you can't do that" over and over so they can only do one thing.
189. When your DM is a complete moron and makes you fight all the dragons, one after another
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All the faceless embraces
And the tasteless two faces
Killed and resurrected
'Cause I'll never be dead
190. When a DM just teleports the characters around because they can't be bothered to think of a real plot.
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191. When the DM is a 2 year old.
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192. When the DM sends your lv.20 characters to the Far Realms
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All the faceless embraces
And the tasteless two faces
Killed and resurrected
'Cause I'll never be dead
193. When the players charge into combat with no plan and no regard for their safety
194: When the player complains about dying when they charged into the Frey on a horse using a weapon they weren’t proficient in against the Army of Orcs.
Because the leader ‘looked hot’
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