221. Oh no! The Sorcerer cast fireball, our tank couldn't dodge, the wizard in the party is at half health, and the cleric is out of spell slots? I think we all know the perfect spell to get us out of this situation.
223. When the DM made a dungeon overfilled with undetected traps, and then the whole party gets trapped, each one on a different trap, ON THE SAME ROOM !!!!
And noone of us couldn't go out and, if we could shout for HLP, then the goblinoids there could be alerted.
225: When you singlehandedly do most of the damage in a battle, then drop, and the party is like: "Let's save the healing potions for an emergency," and put you in the AoE for every AoE effect in the battle, and they don't realize you're dead until after the battle.
228: DM: Alright, we are almost ready to start. You are allowed to use homebrew. How about you tell me about your 1st level characters. Bob, you go first.
Bob: "My character is a halfling named Jast who has the power to turn into an ancient red dragon at will. He-"
DM: "STOP! Ummm, we may need to change that a little. For now let's move on to Sally."
Sally: "Anarlean is a Chaotic Evil Half-Tarrasque elf who has a Strength and Constitution of 30, and an Intelligence of 1. Because of this, she kills anyone she sees, and-"
DM: "Wait! We will have to change that one too. We may not be able to play today. But let's see Fred's character for now."
Fred: "My character was born in the swamp and is able to innately harness it's power. So he is able to teleport it wherever he wants. And is able to control it to attack whoever he wants. His class is Swamp Person, which I also made up-"
DM: (contemplates the meaning of life) "Okay, okay. How about we check out John's character."
John: "Alright, my character is a Lich who-"
(Thud)
John: "Uhh, DM, are you okay"
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220. I hate it when the DM says:
Party, roll a DEX saving throw ( when he actually forgot to describe the whole room ).
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221. Oh no! The Sorcerer cast fireball, our tank couldn't dodge, the wizard in the party is at half health, and the cleric is out of spell slots? I think we all know the perfect spell to get us out of this situation.
222. When the person besides you rolls all the good numbers, but you're stuck rolling 1's and 2's.
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223. When the DM made a dungeon overfilled with undetected traps, and then the whole party gets trapped, each one on a different trap, ON THE SAME ROOM !!!!
And noone of us couldn't go out and, if we could shout for HLP, then the goblinoids there could be alerted.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
224: When people put dumb monsters on the D&D beyond homebrew section, a consequence of which is that people cannot find the actually useful monsters.
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225: When you singlehandedly do most of the damage in a battle, then drop, and the party is like: "Let's save the healing potions for an emergency," and put you in the AoE for every AoE effect in the battle, and they don't realize you're dead until after the battle.
Homebrew is fun.
226: Even worse: When the DM forbids homebrew races :( It was a dryad, not some kind of OP tarrasque character.
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227 : When the DM forbids me to roll the dices out of the table..... even if those fall down to the ground.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
228: DM: Alright, we are almost ready to start. You are allowed to use homebrew. How about you tell me about your 1st level characters. Bob, you go first.
Bob: "My character is a halfling named Jast who has the power to turn into an ancient red dragon at will. He-"
DM: "STOP! Ummm, we may need to change that a little. For now let's move on to Sally."
Sally: "Anarlean is a Chaotic Evil Half-Tarrasque elf who has a Strength and Constitution of 30, and an Intelligence of 1. Because of this, she kills anyone she sees, and-"
DM: "Wait! We will have to change that one too. We may not be able to play today. But let's see Fred's character for now."
Fred: "My character was born in the swamp and is able to innately harness it's power. So he is able to teleport it wherever he wants. And is able to control it to attack whoever he wants. His class is Swamp Person, which I also made up-"
DM: (contemplates the meaning of life) "Okay, okay. How about we check out John's character."
John: "Alright, my character is a Lich who-"
(Thud)
John: "Uhh, DM, are you okay"
If this copies any other post, I apologise. I cannot remember all 227 of them.
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
229. When one player wants to spend hours RPing everything, even the most mundane encounters, like buying new equipment.
230. When the DM has us do a puzzle where the easiest way out is walking back out.
231:When your companions dont want to take long rests...
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I hate paladins
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232: or short rests and you’re a warlock
233:
That moment you realize you're playing with Gritty Realism rules. As a Sorcerer. And one of your teammates is a Warlock.
...
Yep.
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234: the game
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
235: When the spotlight is on you for too long.
236: DM: You can have any alignment
Me: I'll make a Red Dragonborn Warlock with a Chaotic Evil Alignment.
DM: "The adventure starts, some encounters, some combat and some NPC interaction, so now what?"
Me: I do something evil
DM: You can't do that, This character just wont work.
Me: "...?"
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
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237. I hate it when the DM focus in the way to get all the players be married ASAP.
Just, why ??? Tell me....... why ??
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
238. This has probably been mentioned already, but scheduling conflicts. Don't get me started.
Homebrew is fun.
239. When the DM says he/she dosen't allows Homemade stuff, WHILE HE/SHE ACTUALLY IS USING SOME HOMEMADE CONTENT !!!!!!
Just why ??............ just..... why ??
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk