The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
248. Argue that you can jump on demogorgon from at least 500 feet up and teleport another 30 feet upwards for an additional 3d6 with the Tasha's falling on creatures rule because your DM got rid of the fall damage cap and you're a Shadar-Kai.
224: When people put dumb monsters on the D&D beyond homebrew section, a consequence of which is that people cannot find the actually useful monsters.
Hear, hear!
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249: when DMs think that dealing damage to yourself on a natural 1 is a rule, despite it being nowhere in the book and a serious nerf to martial classes.
249: when DMs think that dealing damage to yourself on a natural 1 is a rule, despite it being nowhere in the book and a serious nerf to martial classes.
They could be playing 3e, when natural 1s did have penalties.
When someone is on their laptop the whole time, and when you get it away from them they get on their phone and we have to wait for them to realize it is their turn.
254.
When you are in a party with no healers and you are at 2 and 9 hit points, you are 2, they are 9.
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Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
256. DM: okay, you have a +11 in performance, from now on some simple task like blowing a horn is DC 20.
Me: what if a bard had a +17 in that skill?
DM: than that same simple task is DC 30 (yes, he raised the DC if you had high stats which made having good stats useless)
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
240. When you score a critical hit, but then roll the lowest possible damage for that attack.
241. When you have Disadvantage and roll a nat 20 and a nat 1.
Homebrew is fun.
243. When the DM just forgot you was there on that room, and also forgot to tell ""It's your turn"".
DM, can I get my 2 ignored turns ???
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
The thing attacks you!
That one is dead.
The other thing attacks you!
That one is paralyzed....
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
because I am biased, the 500 monsters ignore your 250 large army, run to the back of it and all attack you! have fun there!
Oh did I mention they are all bugbears with advantage?
sounds like a lot of AoO and potential flanking
246. When you have advantage and roll 2 nat 1's and deal max damage on yourself with a greatsword +3 while being attuned to a (see below)
belt of storm giant strength
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Make it vorpal.
248. Argue that you can jump on demogorgon from at least 500 feet up and teleport another 30 feet upwards for an additional 3d6 with the Tasha's falling on creatures rule because your DM got rid of the fall damage cap and you're a Shadar-Kai.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Hear, hear!
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
249: when DMs think that dealing damage to yourself on a natural 1 is a rule, despite it being nowhere in the book and a serious nerf to martial classes.
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
They could be playing 3e, when natural 1s did have penalties.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
250. A DM who relies solely on the CR system to build encounters.
251. Player: "I Intimidate the enemy by telling them my knife is poisoned." *rolls a one*
DM: you do this:
252. DM'ing for the first time. Uses Lost Mine of Phandelver because it's from the starter set.
Players, who know I haven't DM'ed before: Threaten everyone they come across with skinning them to make pants.
Me: Doesn't know what to do.
Players: complain I didn't adjust the entire campaign just because they wanted to goof off.
And I have never DM'ed since.
253.
When someone is on their laptop the whole time, and when you get it away from them they get on their phone and we have to wait for them to realize it is their turn.
254.
When you are in a party with no healers and you are at 2 and 9 hit points, you are 2, they are 9.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
255.
DM: What's your max HP?
woot woot mcsnoot
256. DM: okay, you have a +11 in performance, from now on some simple task like blowing a horn is DC 20.
Me: what if a bard had a +17 in that skill?
DM: than that same simple task is DC 30 (yes, he raised the DC if you had high stats which made having good stats useless)
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
257: Metagamers. Or people who do not care about the RP aspect of DnD
Enjoy my magic items, spells, monsters, my race, and a few feats. And GIVE ME FEEDBACK... or else.
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258.
oh sorry I cant play right now.
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