The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Player: I use feline agility and climb out of the pit.
DM: The pit is 81 ft. high
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DM: I'll tell you as soon as these two shut the **** up. (while trying to talk over two players who can't stay quiet for more than 10 seconds)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
268. Players that want to reroll any failed check or save.
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275: When your players are on their phones or asleep at all.
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259. No Roleplay and just monster fighting.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
260. Chaotic Stupid players
Chaotic stupid is fun.
261. Lawful stupid players.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
For you.
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
262.
DM: You are in a pit and fighting a hell hound.
Player: I use feline agility and climb out of the pit.
DM: The pit is 81 ft. high
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
263.
DM: I'll tell you as soon as these two shut the **** up.
(while trying to talk over two players who can't stay quiet for more than 10 seconds)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
264. Players that destroy every NPC they see.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
which brings us to 265.
Stupid players
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
266.
DM: Okay what is your character's name?
Bob: MY NAME IS ULTIMATE JOHN AND I AM ALL-POWERFUL AND CONTROL EVERYTHING IN THIS AND AM THE KING OF EVERY MULTIVERSE!
DM: You're level 1...
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
267
DM: ok, a 13 fails to find any secret rooms that could be in the room
Other Player: I check aswell
DM: Fine
*rolls 7*
DM: fails
First player: I RECHECK
DM: no
268. Players that want to reroll any failed check or save.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
269.
You roll a nat 20 and the DM says you failed the check
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Whatever it takes
Yeah, take me to the top
I'm ready for whatever it takes
'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins
I do what it takes
270. Rolling two nat 20's in a row with disadvantage, and then the DM says the dragon is an illusion. (Actually happened, the player was very sad)
271: mega long info dumps
LIKE THIS THREAD!!!
Dungeon Master: Killing your charcters since 1974
Timeless, Boundless, Ruler of The Spire of Creation
272: The DM changes details to beat clever planning
Dungeon Master: Killing your charcters since 1974
Timeless, Boundless, Ruler of The Spire of Creation
273:
DM: There are no modern firearms in the setting
After 5 minutes
Player: I invented the pistol!
274:
When you finish your vitally important campaign-changing info dump, look up, and all the players are zoned out, on their phones, or asleep.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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275: When your players are on their phones or asleep at all.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
276. When the DM slams the DMG on the table next to your head because you've been asleep for three hours and the session is over.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
😆😂🤣
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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