"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
"That didn't really sound like an experiment or study. It kind of sounded like you just wanted to become mayor, so you made a plan to do so." She sounded lightly disappointed.
"Eh, that as the plan. But, the experiments were the large DEADLY LASER!! tests. They, as usual, got platypus-ed"
"Platypus-ed?"
"Yrrep the Platypus destroyed my big lasers..."
"So you never even got to execute the plan?"
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"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
"That didn't really sound like an experiment or study. It kind of sounded like you just wanted to become mayor, so you made a plan to do so." She sounded lightly disappointed.
"Eh, that as the plan. But, the experiments were the large DEADLY LASER!! tests. They, as usual, got platypus-ed"
"Platypus-ed?"
"Yrrep the Platypus destroyed my big lasers..."
"So you never even got to execute the plan?"
"Unfortunately no..... He destroyed it right before I shot the first yard!"
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"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
"That didn't really sound like an experiment or study. It kind of sounded like you just wanted to become mayor, so you made a plan to do so." She sounded lightly disappointed.
"Eh, that as the plan. But, the experiments were the large DEADLY LASER!! tests. They, as usual, got platypus-ed"
"Platypus-ed?"
"Yrrep the Platypus destroyed my big lasers..."
"So you never even got to execute the plan?"
"Unfortunately no..... He destroyed it right before I shot the first yard!"
"Okay. Well, it was nice meeting you, Geinzenshmirtz!" She waved before going back over to her table and getting some tea.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
"That didn't really sound like an experiment or study. It kind of sounded like you just wanted to become mayor, so you made a plan to do so." She sounded lightly disappointed.
"Eh, that as the plan. But, the experiments were the large DEADLY LASER!! tests. They, as usual, got platypus-ed"
"Platypus-ed?"
"Yrrep the Platypus destroyed my big lasers..."
"So you never even got to execute the plan?"
"Unfortunately no..... He destroyed it right before I shot the first yard!"
"Okay. Well, it was nice meeting you, Geinzenshmirtz!" She waved before going back over to her table and getting some tea.
"Nice meeting you, too, doc!"
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Lesta's biscuit market has a surplus of products and ingredients and its profits have been slashed in the past month. Biscuits are now being handed out free to remove the additional stock before they go stale.
Lesta's biscuit market has a surplus of products and ingredients and its profits have been slashed in the past month. Biscuits are now being handed out free to remove the additional stock before they go stale.
The drow get's one.
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Lesta's biscuit market has a surplus of products and ingredients and its profits have been slashed in the past month. Biscuits are now being handed out free to remove the additional stock before they go stale.
When Morto gets one, she inspects it and writes about it in her book.
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*Stephanie has to go now. She just wanted to update y'all on the state of the biscuit economy.*
The tea sellers are looking to export since the tavern sales have likewise slumped. Along with cocoa.
*Hi! You might not see this, but I hope you're having an okay time.*
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
*You monster.*
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Lesta's biscuit market has a surplus of products and ingredients and its profits have been slashed in the past month. Biscuits are now being handed out free to remove the additional stock before they go stale.
Ethan takes one.
The goliath stares at the biscuit after taking one.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
*Don't know much, and I GTG, bye! Sorry about not having any info.*
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Cyno wants to introduce a character but has to go now.
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Kalnor is rubbing the scar on the back of his hand
"I'm going to talk to her."
"Please... Be safe... Do you need a runic?"
Mithris nods.
He hands her one
She crushes it.
Shes teleported to the center of a city square. It a mid to small city, all seemingly made of stone
She looks around for a tavern by the name mentioned.
Investigation
*Investigation: 24.*
She finds it. It seems to be a cross between a tavern and fight club. A large arena is set up in the center
Mithris walks in, trying not to draw attention to herself.
The sounds from the fight are distracting most patrons. Currently a dragonborn with a long metal staff and a dwarf with a bunch of daggers are in the arena. Roll stealth with adv pls
*Stealth: 19.*
No one seems to notice her, except a waitress, who walks over "Welcome. What are you here for?"
"To watch, for now."
"Alright. Enjoy the show, then. Its 2 gold to participate at any point. Major tournaments are Fridays."
Mithris nods, and joins the crowd. She tries to keep her ears open for anything that seems to describe Kalnor.
She can hear 3 people talking loudly
"Adella, its been a while since you were in the ring! When you gonna do another fight?"
"Oh!! Adella, tell em about that idiot the other day"
"Oh, yeah! Some stupid elf guy with teal tips bumped into me and made me fall over. He broke the thing, so * challenged em to a 1v1. Should be happening in bout a week"
Mithris walks over. "I heard you talking about a fight."
They look up. 'Adella' seems suspicious "Eavesdropping, eh? Whats it to you?"
"I just overheard you. I wasn't trying to listen in. I'm curious about the fight you talked about."
"Theres an idiot. Im getting back at them for what they did. Whats there to be curious about?"
"You seem like a good fighter."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
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"So you never even got to execute the plan?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Unfortunately no..... He destroyed it right before I shot the first yard!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Okay. Well, it was nice meeting you, Geinzenshmirtz!" She waved before going back over to her table and getting some tea.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Nice meeting you, too, doc!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Lesta's biscuit market has a surplus of products and ingredients and its profits have been slashed in the past month. Biscuits are now being handed out free to remove the additional stock before they go stale.
Chilling kinda vibe.
The drow get's one.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
When Morto gets one, she inspects it and writes about it in her book.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*Stephanie has to go now. She just wanted to update y'all on the state of the biscuit economy.*
The tea sellers are looking to export since the tavern sales have likewise slumped. Along with cocoa.
*Hi! You might not see this, but I hope you're having an okay time.*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
*You monster.*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Ethan takes one.
The goliath stares at the biscuit after taking one.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
*Summary?*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*Don't know much, and I GTG, bye! Sorry about not having any info.*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
*Bye!*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Atemos is wearing a lab coat to match Dr Doof’s.
Zystra is drinking tea.
Keilan is upstairs sleeping an inactive.
Cyno wants to introduce a character but has to go now.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
(As a reminder I only store characters on the Tavernpedia if you post a bio)
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
*Howdy, i'm on now. God has let me live another day, and i'm making it your problem*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*death joke, nice*
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"You seem like a good fighter."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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*Hello!*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.