Luriel comes downstairs for breakfast. If there are any cats around she pets them.
Theowulf waves hello, "Good morning."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Luriel smiles. “Nice to meet you. I’m Luriel, originally from Valinor but lately traveling through Middle-earth. She’s beautiful! Can I pet her?”
"From Valinor?" Theowulf nods his head a few times. "That's...that's pretty neat. Y-yeah, yeah, you can pet her. Just be gentle. She's antsy, as of late."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Lindir comes marching in, carrying an orc helmet. “Morning everyone!” He turns to Theowulf “Hey, who are you?”
"I am Theowulf of Rohan." Theowulf bows his head. "Who might you be?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Luriel smiles. “Nice to meet you. I’m Luriel, originally from Valinor but lately traveling through Middle-earth. She’s beautiful! Can I pet her?”
"From Valinor?" Theowulf nods his head a few times. "That's...that's pretty neat. Y-yeah, yeah, you can pet her. Just be gentle. She's antsy, as of late."
Luriel very slowly and gently pets Erinee’s head and snout.
Luriel smiles. “Nice to meet you. I’m Luriel, originally from Valinor but lately traveling through Middle-earth. She’s beautiful! Can I pet her?”
"From Valinor?" Theowulf nods his head a few times. "That's...that's pretty neat. Y-yeah, yeah, you can pet her. Just be gentle. She's antsy, as of late."
Luriel very slowly and gently pets Erinee’s head and snout.
Erinee snorts, but she's otherwise okay with Luriel's presence.
"What's it like? Valinor, I mean." Theowulf asks.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Luriel smiles. “Nice to meet you. I’m Luriel, originally from Valinor but lately traveling through Middle-earth. She’s beautiful! Can I pet her?”
"From Valinor?" Theowulf nods his head a few times. "That's...that's pretty neat. Y-yeah, yeah, you can pet her. Just be gentle. She's antsy, as of late."
Luriel very slowly and gently pets Erinee’s head and snout.
Erinee snorts, but she's otherwise okay with Luriel's presence.
"What's it like? Valinor, I mean." Theowulf asks.
“I’m not allowed to give any details but it’s beautiful and otherworldly and bathed in light. It’s also kinda boring, which is why I left to explore the real world before I came back to Valinor to get married and settle down.”
Luriel smiles. “Nice to meet you. I’m Luriel, originally from Valinor but lately traveling through Middle-earth. She’s beautiful! Can I pet her?”
"From Valinor?" Theowulf nods his head a few times. "That's...that's pretty neat. Y-yeah, yeah, you can pet her. Just be gentle. She's antsy, as of late."
Luriel very slowly and gently pets Erinee’s head and snout.
Erinee snorts, but she's otherwise okay with Luriel's presence.
"What's it like? Valinor, I mean." Theowulf asks.
“I’m not allowed to give any details but it’s beautiful and otherworldly and bathed in light. It’s also kinda boring, which is why I left to explore the real world before I came back to Valinor to get married and settle down.”
"Oh, yeah, you're an Elf. So you got to be really careful who you marry don't you? Because you're immortal and all?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Luriel smiles. “Nice to meet you. I’m Luriel, originally from Valinor but lately traveling through Middle-earth. She’s beautiful! Can I pet her?”
"From Valinor?" Theowulf nods his head a few times. "That's...that's pretty neat. Y-yeah, yeah, you can pet her. Just be gentle. She's antsy, as of late."
Luriel very slowly and gently pets Erinee’s head and snout.
Erinee snorts, but she's otherwise okay with Luriel's presence.
"What's it like? Valinor, I mean." Theowulf asks.
“I’m not allowed to give any details but it’s beautiful and otherworldly and bathed in light. It’s also kinda boring, which is why I left to explore the real world before I came back to Valinor to get married and settle down.”
"Oh, yeah, you're an Elf. So you got to be really careful who you marry don't you? Because you're immortal and all?"
“Yes!” Luriel says excitedly, happy that Theowulf gets this about her. “Exactly.”
Luriel smiles. “Nice to meet you. I’m Luriel, originally from Valinor but lately traveling through Middle-earth. She’s beautiful! Can I pet her?”
"From Valinor?" Theowulf nods his head a few times. "That's...that's pretty neat. Y-yeah, yeah, you can pet her. Just be gentle. She's antsy, as of late."
Luriel very slowly and gently pets Erinee’s head and snout.
Erinee snorts, but she's otherwise okay with Luriel's presence.
"What's it like? Valinor, I mean." Theowulf asks.
“I’m not allowed to give any details but it’s beautiful and otherworldly and bathed in light. It’s also kinda boring, which is why I left to explore the real world before I came back to Valinor to get married and settle down.”
"Oh, yeah, you're an Elf. So you got to be really careful who you marry don't you? Because you're immortal and all?"
“Yes!” Luriel says excitedly, happy that Theowulf gets this about her. “Exactly.”
Theowulf nods, "So...who are your options? Lindir the Boastful? Thranduil the Too-Cool-For-School? Or...hm, I can't think of another Elf to make fun of, heheh."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Luriel smiles. “Nice to meet you. I’m Luriel, originally from Valinor but lately traveling through Middle-earth. She’s beautiful! Can I pet her?”
"From Valinor?" Theowulf nods his head a few times. "That's...that's pretty neat. Y-yeah, yeah, you can pet her. Just be gentle. She's antsy, as of late."
Luriel very slowly and gently pets Erinee’s head and snout.
Erinee snorts, but she's otherwise okay with Luriel's presence.
"What's it like? Valinor, I mean." Theowulf asks.
“I’m not allowed to give any details but it’s beautiful and otherworldly and bathed in light. It’s also kinda boring, which is why I left to explore the real world before I came back to Valinor to get married and settle down.”
"Oh, yeah, you're an Elf. So you got to be really careful who you marry don't you? Because you're immortal and all?"
“Yes!” Luriel says excitedly, happy that Theowulf gets this about her. “Exactly.”
Theowulf nods, "So...who are your options? Lindir the Boastful? Thranduil the Too-Cool-For-School? Or...hm, I can't think of another Elf to make fun of, heheh."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Also, just for future reference, Theowulf is just a lvl 6 Fighter.*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
The world seems to do a backflip, and Theowulf finds himself pinned to the wall by Lindir, who grins. “Hi! I’m Lindir. Stop making fun of me please, it’s annoying.”
The world seems to do a backflip, and Theowulf finds himself pinned to the wall by Lindir, who grins. “Hi! I’m Lindir. Stop making fun of me please, it’s annoying.”
Theowulf pushes Lindir off of him. "Yeah, and you think stuff like that is gonna help your case?" Theowulf folds his arms and takes a seat. "I was only teasing. Can't take a joke?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*I thought you said the power cap was lvl 11. How did a 20 not beat whatever save he was rolling? Can I see Lindir's stats?*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
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Theowulf waves hello, "Good morning."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Luriel is petting a cat. She waves to Theowulf. “Morning! How’s life?”
"About the same as it was yesterday." Theowulf shrugs. "I'm Theowulf of Rohan. The horse outside is Erinee."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Luriel smiles. “Nice to meet you. I’m Luriel, originally from Valinor but lately traveling through Middle-earth. She’s beautiful! Can I pet her?”
Lindir comes marching in, carrying an orc helmet. “Morning everyone!” He turns to Theowulf “Hey, who are you?”
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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“Morning,” Luriel says lazily.
"From Valinor?" Theowulf nods his head a few times. "That's...that's pretty neat. Y-yeah, yeah, you can pet her. Just be gentle. She's antsy, as of late."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"I am Theowulf of Rohan." Theowulf bows his head. "Who might you be?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Luriel very slowly and gently pets Erinee’s head and snout.
Erinee snorts, but she's otherwise okay with Luriel's presence.
"What's it like? Valinor, I mean." Theowulf asks.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
“I’m not allowed to give any details but it’s beautiful and otherworldly and bathed in light. It’s also kinda boring, which is why I left to explore the real world before I came back to Valinor to get married and settle down.”
"Oh, yeah, you're an Elf. So you got to be really careful who you marry don't you? Because you're immortal and all?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
“Yes!” Luriel says excitedly, happy that Theowulf gets this about her. “Exactly.”
Theowulf nods, "So...who are your options? Lindir the Boastful? Thranduil the Too-Cool-For-School? Or...hm, I can't think of another Elf to make fun of, heheh."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*DEX save pls*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
*DEX: 3*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Also, just for future reference, Theowulf is just a lvl 6 Fighter.*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Pretty good, but not good enough lol*
The world seems to do a backflip, and Theowulf finds himself pinned to the wall by Lindir, who grins. “Hi! I’m Lindir. Stop making fun of me please, it’s annoying.”
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Theowulf pushes Lindir off of him. "Yeah, and you think stuff like that is gonna help your case?" Theowulf folds his arms and takes a seat. "I was only teasing. Can't take a joke?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*I thought you said the power cap was lvl 11. How did a 20 not beat whatever save he was rolling? Can I see Lindir's stats?*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)