behind some doors are just a wall, and you have these throught the dungeon, and eventualy one of the walls has a secret door, but by then, the players would have stopped looking
behind some doors are just a wall, and you have these throught the dungeon, and eventualy one of the walls has a secret door, but by then, the players would have stopped looking
behind some doors are just a wall, and you have these throught the dungeon, and eventualy one of the walls has a secret door, but by then, the players would have stopped looking
Dastardly...
Behind some doors are just massive Bags of Devouring, which suck in people when they open the door, destroy them, and close the door.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
behind some doors are just a wall, and you have these throught the dungeon, and eventualy one of the walls has a secret door, but by then, the players would have stopped looking
Dastardly...
Behind some doors are just massive Bags of Devouring, which suck in people when they open the door, destroy them, and close the door.
Door-mimic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like in Owl House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In a dungeon, there's a random mannequin in the middle of a room. Whoever interacts with it gets their soul ripped out of their body and placed in the mannequin. The player's old body then becomes possessed by the mannequin's soul, gains the stat block of a Revenant, and tries to kill the rest of the party.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Greetings Queen!" I say with a bow. Unfortunately my ego has recently been deflated so my now ill fitting horned helmet tumbles off my head clanking loudly to the floor. "Shit" I say much louder than expected in the echoing silence as the helm comes to rest. Looking around awkwardly with blood rising to my cheeks I half step forward thinking to retrieve the helm but think better of it. "My Queen, I'm sorry for the disturbance but it's been said that you are looking for recruits to your lair? I realize I'm not much to look at and have made a poor entrance but if you'll have me I will prepare Basilisk Deviled eggs unlike any you've had before!" Rubbing my hands together at the thought of the eggs I get a slight gleam in my eye. "It's from a Basilisk's nest I raided myself"
"Greetings Queen!" I say with a bow. Unfortunately my ego has recently been deflated so my now ill fitting horned helmet tumbles off my head clanking loudly to the floor. "Shit" I say much louder than expected in the echoing silence as the helm comes to rest. Looking around awkwardly with blood rising to my cheeks I half step forward thinking to retrieve the helm but think better of it. "My Queen, I'm sorry for the disturbance but it's been said that you are looking for recruits to your lair? I realize I'm not much to look at and have made a poor entrance but if you'll have me I will prepare Basilisk Deviled eggs unlike any you've had before!" Rubbing my hands together at the thought of the eggs I get a slight gleam in my eye. "It's from a Basilisk's nest I raided myself"
You may join the Guild. Welcome, Brian, to the Spider family!
There is one condition, though. No swearing, not even *bleep*s.
Thanks! No problem with the swearing. I'm looking forward to doing some recipe brainstorming with you Spider Queen!
For others here I really enjoy figuring out or coming up with custom mechanics for campaign activities. I've been playing and mostly DM'ing for many years so if anyone needs a hand with plot hooks, puzzles, or really whatever. Feel free to reach out to me. I'm happy to help if I can!
Greetings, my queen. *bows* I have come to present my Evil DM Plan(tm, patent pending)
So uh- i held a court session last time and it was entirely too fun and now i've expelled a student from the school (it was my fault, i let the only one of us with any legal experience argue prosecution)
and now
he's been approached
by the evil organization
so hopefully he doesn't turn *too*evil but IF HE DOES THIS WILL BE BAD
but if he DOESN'T
then he could feel betrayed when he finds out how evil they actually are
after he's worked for them
and yeah it'll be some more Fun Emotional Stuff after the earlier session where his girlfriend died. that's why he was on trial, he killed the one who killed her, but the killer was *also* a student, so.
yeah.
DMing this group is *fun*
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she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
Greetings, my queen. *bows* I have come to present my Evil DM Plan(tm, patent pending)
So uh- i held a court session last time and it was entirely too fun and now i've expelled a student from the school (it was my fault, i let the only one of us with any legal experience argue prosecution)
and now
he's been approached
by the evil organization
so hopefully he doesn't turn *too*evil but IF HE DOES THIS WILL BE BAD
but if he DOESN'T
then he could feel betrayed when he finds out how evil they actually are
after he's worked for them
and yeah it'll be some more Fun Emotional Stuff after the earlier session where his girlfriend died. that's why he was on trial, he killed the one who killed her, but the killer was *also* a student, so.
yeah.
DMing this group is *fun*
Well, welcome to the Guild!
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It's all right if you don't have any ideas! It's good to take a break from plotting every so often. After all, evil can't prosper if we're all burned out!
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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That's really cool!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Thanks!
I just realized something excellent! You can play a Chitine Gloom Stalker with the Charlatan background! Sound familiar? Ahuhu!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Just add proficiency in cook's utensils, weaver's tools, and Persuasion, and you have a convincing Muffet in D&D!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
That would be good on the Rad Undertale Cult. Theres a link in my signature~
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
behind some doors are just a wall, and you have these throught the dungeon, and eventualy one of the walls has a secret door, but by then, the players would have stopped looking
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Dastardly...
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Behind some doors are just massive Bags of Devouring, which suck in people when they open the door, destroy them, and close the door.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Door-mimic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like in Owl House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
In a dungeon, there's a random mannequin in the middle of a room. Whoever interacts with it gets their soul ripped out of their body and placed in the mannequin. The player's old body then becomes possessed by the mannequin's soul, gains the stat block of a Revenant, and tries to kill the rest of the party.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Greetings Queen!" I say with a bow. Unfortunately my ego has recently been deflated so my now ill fitting horned helmet tumbles off my head clanking loudly to the floor. "Shit" I say much louder than expected in the echoing silence as the helm comes to rest. Looking around awkwardly with blood rising to my cheeks I half step forward thinking to retrieve the helm but think better of it. "My Queen, I'm sorry for the disturbance but it's been said that you are looking for recruits to your lair? I realize I'm not much to look at and have made a poor entrance but if you'll have me I will prepare Basilisk Deviled eggs unlike any you've had before!" Rubbing my hands together at the thought of the eggs I get a slight gleam in my eye. "It's from a Basilisk's nest I raided myself"
That's what happens when you wear a helmet your whole life!
My house rules
Uhhhh
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
You may join the Guild. Welcome, Brian, to the Spider family!
There is one condition, though. No swearing, not even *bleep*s.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Thanks! No problem with the swearing. I'm looking forward to doing some recipe brainstorming with you Spider Queen!
For others here I really enjoy figuring out or coming up with custom mechanics for campaign activities. I've been playing and mostly DM'ing for many years so if anyone needs a hand with plot hooks, puzzles, or really whatever. Feel free to reach out to me. I'm happy to help if I can!
That's what happens when you wear a helmet your whole life!
My house rules
There's few problems a bucket of spiders can't fix!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Greetings, my queen. *bows* I have come to present my Evil DM Plan(tm, patent pending)
So uh- i held a court session last time and it was entirely too fun and now i've expelled a student from the school (it was my fault, i let the only one of us with any legal experience argue prosecution)
and now
he's been approached
by the evil organization
so hopefully he doesn't turn *too*evil but IF HE DOES THIS WILL BE BAD
but if he DOESN'T
then he could feel betrayed when he finds out how evil they actually are
after he's worked for them
and yeah it'll be some more Fun Emotional Stuff after the earlier session where his girlfriend died. that's why he was on trial, he killed the one who killed her, but the killer was *also* a student, so.
yeah.
DMing this group is *fun*
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
Well, welcome to the Guild!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
a potato deamon, when they go to the boss battle, they just see a normal potato. much confusion
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*Drops flowers covered in cobwebs*
I wish I had more ideas. *sniffles*
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
It's all right if you don't have any ideas! It's good to take a break from plotting every so often. After all, evil can't prosper if we're all burned out!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)