I have a suggestion, my Spider Queen. I hope you shall listen, even though I am a mere Whip Spider. The G R A N D A L L I A N C E O F C U L T S is a faction of factions, the Lord's Alliance of the forgotten realm that is the DDB Forum. This cult, though small, is quite prominent. Even the mighty ones of, say, the Supreme Court of Sauce, may tremble at our name. Perhaps we should send in an application to join, casting our web further still. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
this is a guild, not a cult. any ways I still don't know how to do what's in the video I linked but whatever.
I will be asking randomly for perception checks, players ac, passive perception, etc. when I eventually dm
It's a cult.
I memorize their stats, then confirm them in the middle of the game and look concerned after I hear it("Hey, [Player], you have an AC of 16, right?" "Yeah.").
That's good!
My evilest plan yet was my super undead monster, it was a Boneless, wrapped around a Zombie, with a skeleton hiding inside, which had a Flameskull for a head, which had a Brain in a Jar inside it.
My evilest plans I'm thinking about implementing are (players of mine, don't look please. One of them is kind of a puzzle)
My randomized dungeon (consists of tons of different entrances, all of which teleport you to a randomly determined other dungeon. You have to figure out how to disable it before you can actually enter), my floor-changing room (a large, empty room with a floor made of tiles. When you step on one, all the tiles rise upwards off the ground. You have to find the right tiles to even move more than five feet through the room), my gravity-shifting dungeon (it is rather ordinary for a dungeon, but is built in really weird ways. Gravity works really weird in it, shifting nearly every room and sometimes more) and my Gelatinous Cube launcher (a long hallway, with one exit. A room filled with Gelatinous Cubes sits next to it. The Gelatinous Cubes slide into a launcher device when they sense movement in the hallway, which launches them down it with effects like that of Engulf. The door at the end of the hallway is locked, but swings open when the launcher launches something so that the Gelatinous Cube lands in an empty room to dissolve stuff in piece).
then, inside the brain in a jar is an intellect devourer infested with maggots. also in the zombie are 1d4 spawn of kyuss. oh! and the boneless' hands are crawling claws. and the zombie's blood is black pudding, and the boneless' and zombie's tongues are actually corpse flower sprouts in disguise.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i just remembered that nobody actually told me if i was in the guild yet or not. *dramatic druid sounds*
Honestly, it's up to Yvonne to make the call, but since the guild is always accepting and you have some diabolical ideas...
mk.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
IDEA! A Simic Combine Barbarian (drow base) who is slowly becoming more spiderlike. She would be a great representative of our mighty guild!
EDIT: Our glorious Spider Queen has contributed to the construction of an aggressively non-stereotypical world, Tanmar. I propose that the Spider Guild is a real society in Tanmar and grows in influence. Sadly, drow don't exist in this world.
EDIT EDIT: Spider Dance: the spider-themed rickroll. We shall fight back the Knights of Ni with Spider Donuts (Muffet should be like the goddess of the Spider Guild).
holdon, we are drow? I'm an arachne. i am also an esparagus. and i know how to thyme travel
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I once ran (half) a campaign (didn't end up finishing it, half of the party moved away and my party just started a new campaign) where the big climax was a great betrayal. The idea was that the party started the campaign with amnesia, and they woke up in a dumpster. This human called Ander was there to greet them, claiming to be a long-time friend that has been travelling with them for 8 or so years. Fast forward: despite their amnesia, they begin to form a bond with Ander. Fast forward even more, at the very end (or what was planned at the very end): turns out he's a serial killer (oops!) that ALSO had amnesia, because of some testing he consented to instead of being put on death row after being caught for the murders. When I say serial killer, I mean the most notorious serial killer in all of history, like Jack the Ripper and Ted Bundy and Hannibal Lechter all in one. But he didn't remember the things he did. He did things that are absolutely unforgivable. Also, he's not really mentally stable. Full of rage, especially when his friends are involved. Long story short: the "false" BBEG killed a member of the party, Ander killed "false" BBEG, then turned onto the party in a hostile rage, blaming them for the death of the party member cause they let the other BBEG live in the first place (they had encountered him a few times before). But, the party now had to make a choice: either put an end to this once and for all and kill their best-friend-that-wasn't-who-they-thought-he-was, or try and talk him down/try anything else to de-escalate the situation, or anything else they might think they would need to do to get out of the situation they were in (he was entirely prepared and equipped to kill the entire party if he needed to, but he wasn't going to). Knowing the people that were playing the campaign (and the characters they were playing), it was going to be pretty evenly split between kill and save. Sadly it didn't end up working out.
Edit: this is my formal submission so i can join the spider guild. i hope it's evil enough.
I once ran (half) a campaign (didn't end up finishing it, half of the party moved away and my party just started a new campaign) where the big climax was a great betrayal. The idea was that the party started the campaign with amnesia, and they woke up in a dumpster. This human called Ander was there to greet them, claiming to be a long-time friend that has been travelling with them for 8 or so years. Fast forward: despite their amnesia, they begin to form a bond with Ander. Fast forward even more, at the very end (or what was planned at the very end): turns out he's a serial killer (oops!) that ALSO had amnesia, because of some testing he consented to instead of being put on death row after being caught for the murders. When I say serial killer, I mean the most notorious serial killer in all of history, like Jack the Ripper and Ted Bundy and Hannibal Lechter all in one. But he didn't remember the things he did. He did things that are absolutely unforgivable. Also, he's not really mentally stable. Full of rage, especially when his friends are involved. Long story short: the "false" BBEG killed a member of the party, Ander killed "false" BBEG, then turned onto the party in a hostile rage, blaming them for the death of the party member cause they let the other BBEG live in the first place (they had encountered him a few times before). But, the party now had to make a choice: either put an end to this once and for all and kill their best-friend-that-wasn't-who-they-thought-he-was, or try and talk him down/try anything else to de-escalate the situation, or anything else they might think they would need to do to get out of the situation they were in (he was entirely prepared and equipped to kill the entire party if he needed to, but he wasn't going to). Knowing the people that were playing the campaign (and the characters they were playing), it was going to be pretty evenly split between kill and save. Sadly it didn't end up working out.
this. is beautiful. Yvonne would be proud. This is actually an amazing way to make your players hate you. and thats what we go for here at the spider guild! now, my turn, a trap that is a series of giant cogs with bridges attached to the end of them, the party needs to activate the correct patterns to cross the room, but the first cog hides a ghost or two that also switch the cogs around. and does it twice a round. EACH.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i just remembered that nobody actually told me if i was in the guild yet or not. *dramatic druid sounds*
Honestly, it's up to Yvonne to make the call, but since the guild is always accepting and you have some diabolical ideas...
mk.
*still isn't technically part of the guild* WHY???????? *extremely dramatic druid sounds*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i just remembered that nobody actually told me if i was in the guild yet or not. *dramatic druid sounds*
Honestly, it's up to Yvonne to make the call, but since the guild is always accepting and you have some diabolical ideas...
mk.
*still isn't technically part of the guild* WHY???????? *extremely dramatic druid sounds*
Yvonne can veto me if they want to, but I mean, if you swear to follow the ideals of the Spider Guild forever and always... Then yes, you may join.
MK Yes yes ok yes yes yes. and also yes.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
a dybuk that creates 2 more dybuks whenever it possesses a corpse.
a dungeon with gelatinous cubes for walls, and ice for a floor.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I once ran (half) a campaign (didn't end up finishing it, half of the party moved away and my party just started a new campaign) where the big climax was a great betrayal. The idea was that the party started the campaign with amnesia, and they woke up in a dumpster. This human called Ander was there to greet them, claiming to be a long-time friend that has been travelling with them for 8 or so years. Fast forward: despite their amnesia, they begin to form a bond with Ander. Fast forward even more, at the very end (or what was planned at the very end): turns out he's a serial killer (oops!) that ALSO had amnesia, because of some testing he consented to instead of being put on death row after being caught for the murders. When I say serial killer, I mean the most notorious serial killer in all of history, like Jack the Ripper and Ted Bundy and Hannibal Lechter all in one. But he didn't remember the things he did. He did things that are absolutely unforgivable. Also, he's not really mentally stable. Full of rage, especially when his friends are involved. Long story short: the "false" BBEG killed a member of the party, Ander killed "false" BBEG, then turned onto the party in a hostile rage, blaming them for the death of the party member cause they let the other BBEG live in the first place (they had encountered him a few times before). But, the party now had to make a choice: either put an end to this once and for all and kill their best-friend-that-wasn't-who-they-thought-he-was, or try and talk him down/try anything else to de-escalate the situation, or anything else they might think they would need to do to get out of the situation they were in (he was entirely prepared and equipped to kill the entire party if he needed to, but he wasn't going to). Knowing the people that were playing the campaign (and the characters they were playing), it was going to be pretty evenly split between kill and save. Sadly it didn't end up working out.
this. is beautiful. Yvonne would be proud. This is actually an amazing way to make your players hate you. and thats what we go for here at the spider guild! now, my turn, a trap that is a series of giant cogs with bridges attached to the end of them, the party needs to activate the correct patterns to cross the room, but the first cog hides a ghost or two that also switch the cogs around. and does it twice a round. EACH.
That's actually a really interesting trap. Could you go into a little more detail, cause I get confused easily, and want to try springing this on my players later.
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Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin'sFrom Dusk to Dawn Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I have seen that the Spider Queen has already began her conquest of the LV 20 Gladiator arena, and I shall join the battle as well! Unless I have to be like an Arachpriest or higher...
If that's the case, here's my evil plot for ranking up! A twist on the classic "the villain is your friend and you must kill them" plot, in this campaign EVERY PLAYER is evil and has their own evil goals! They all try to kill each other in ways that either seem accidental or ditch the blame on a scapegoat. Enjoy watching your players tear each other apart!
I like you. You're definitely going places in the DM world.
Definitely. This is evil GOLD.
Do I have your permission to steal it to breed suspicion and paranoia in my own party?
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Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin'sFrom Dusk to Dawn Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I. I don’t have any evil plan. I draw people. I’m. I’m neutral true- I love spiders though. I want to be spider. Please.
*gasp* no evil plan??? NOT ONE? WHY AM I MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS? oh yeah, i'm part of the guild. its okay to have absolutely no schemes. sometimes you just need to spider.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I. I don’t have any evil plan. I draw people. I’m. I’m neutral true- I love spiders though. I want to be spider. Please.
*gasp* no evil plan??? NOT ONE? WHY AM I MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS? oh yeah, i'm part of the guild. its okay to have absolutely no schemes. sometimes you just need to spider.
Thb the most evil thing I do is wreck my dad in smash bros and yeet people into the afterlife gta and cod
edit: that and I occasionally say pog when my parents are arguing to diffuse the tension
Two four six eight I think it’s time for a date~ i’ve got a craving and I think you’re my taste~ so won’t you come out and play darling it’s your lucky day~ Why so blue dear~ why the expression I fear, not into falling for those crocodile tears~ Now you’ve got no where to flee, now your soul belongs to me~
Two four six eight I think it’s time for a date~ i’ve got a craving and I think you’re my taste~ so won’t you come out and play darling it’s your lucky day~ Why so blue dear~ why the expression I fear, not into falling for those crocodile tears~ Now you’ve got no where to flee, now your soul belongs to me~
i legit think that my main villain should just open the first bossfight with this, with his 2 succubi servants as backup dancers.
this also reminds me of my idea for an Oni to lock the party in a house, and constantly whisper: "little.. lizzie...had.. an...ax... she gave her mother... 40 wacks.... when she stopped to see... what she had... done... she gave... her... father... 41..."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You’ve been invited to my spider dance, spider dance, spider dance, so move along with me and clap your hands, clap your hands, clap your hands, I’m gonna trap you in my spider dance spider dance spider dance, you know a heart like yours can’t stand a chance got your marionette strings in my hands
Two four six eight I think it’s time for a date~ i’ve got a craving and I think you’re my taste~ so won’t you come out and play darling it’s your lucky day~ Why so blue dear~ why the expression I fear, not into falling for those crocodile tears~ Now you’ve got no where to flee, now your soul belongs to me~
i legit think that my main villain should just open the first bossfight with this, with his 2 succubi servants as backup dancers.
this also reminds me of my idea for an Oni to lock the party in a house, and constantly whisper: "little.. lizzie...had.. an...ax... she gave her mother... 40 wacks.... when she stopped to see... what she had... done... she gave... her... father... 41..."
Lmao I’m literally just quoting lyrics from the guild anthem
Paralyzed, fear is in your eyes, but your cries will go unheard even if you tried, struggling is futile so get tangled up in this web of lies I think you’re gonna hafta pay a little fee
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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then, inside the brain in a jar is an intellect devourer infested with maggots. also in the zombie are 1d4 spawn of kyuss. oh! and the boneless' hands are crawling claws. and the zombie's blood is black pudding, and the boneless' and zombie's tongues are actually corpse flower sprouts in disguise.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
mk.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
holdon, we are drow? I'm an arachne. i am also an esparagus. and i know how to thyme travel
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Evil DND Ideas??? Count me in!
I once ran (half) a campaign (didn't end up finishing it, half of the party moved away and my party just started a new campaign) where the big climax was a great betrayal. The idea was that the party started the campaign with amnesia, and they woke up in a dumpster. This human called Ander was there to greet them, claiming to be a long-time friend that has been travelling with them for 8 or so years. Fast forward: despite their amnesia, they begin to form a bond with Ander. Fast forward even more, at the very end (or what was planned at the very end): turns out he's a serial killer (oops!) that ALSO had amnesia, because of some testing he consented to instead of being put on death row after being caught for the murders. When I say serial killer, I mean the most notorious serial killer in all of history, like Jack the Ripper and Ted Bundy and Hannibal Lechter all in one. But he didn't remember the things he did. He did things that are absolutely unforgivable. Also, he's not really mentally stable. Full of rage, especially when his friends are involved. Long story short: the "false" BBEG killed a member of the party, Ander killed "false" BBEG, then turned onto the party in a hostile rage, blaming them for the death of the party member cause they let the other BBEG live in the first place (they had encountered him a few times before). But, the party now had to make a choice: either put an end to this once and for all and kill their best-friend-that-wasn't-who-they-thought-he-was, or try and talk him down/try anything else to de-escalate the situation, or anything else they might think they would need to do to get out of the situation they were in (he was entirely prepared and equipped to kill the entire party if he needed to, but he wasn't going to). Knowing the people that were playing the campaign (and the characters they were playing), it was going to be pretty evenly split between kill and save. Sadly it didn't end up working out.
Edit: this is my formal submission so i can join the spider guild. i hope it's evil enough.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
this. is beautiful. Yvonne would be proud. This is actually an amazing way to make your players hate you. and thats what we go for here at the spider guild! now, my turn, a trap that is a series of giant cogs with bridges attached to the end of them, the party needs to activate the correct patterns to cross the room, but the first cog hides a ghost or two that also switch the cogs around. and does it twice a round. EACH.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*still isn't technically part of the guild* WHY???????? *extremely dramatic druid sounds*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Yvonne can veto me if they want to, but I mean, if you swear to follow the ideals of the Spider Guild forever and always... Then yes, you may join.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
MK Yes yes ok yes yes yes. and also yes.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Then... I welcome you to the Spider Guild!
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*cracks knuckles* evil time.
a dybuk that creates 2 more dybuks whenever it possesses a corpse.
a dungeon with gelatinous cubes for walls, and ice for a floor.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
That's actually a really interesting trap. Could you go into a little more detail, cause I get confused easily, and want to try springing this on my players later.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
Definitely. This is evil GOLD.
Do I have your permission to steal it to breed suspicion and paranoia in my own party?
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
I. I don’t have any evil plan. I draw people. I’m. I’m neutral true- I love spiders though. I want to be spider. Please.
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*gasp* no evil plan??? NOT ONE? WHY AM I MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS? oh yeah, i'm part of the guild. its okay to have absolutely no schemes. sometimes you just need to spider.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Thb the most evil thing I do is wreck my dad in smash bros and yeet people into the afterlife gta and cod
edit: that and I occasionally say pog when my parents are arguing to diffuse the tension
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Two four six eight I think it’s time for a date~ i’ve got a craving and I think you’re my taste~ so won’t you come out and play darling it’s your lucky day~ Why so blue dear~ why the expression I fear, not into falling for those crocodile tears~ Now you’ve got no where to flee, now your soul belongs to me~
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
i legit think that my main villain should just open the first bossfight with this, with his 2 succubi servants as backup dancers.
this also reminds me of my idea for an Oni to lock the party in a house, and constantly whisper: "little.. lizzie...had.. an...ax... she gave her mother... 40 wacks.... when she stopped to see... what she had... done... she gave... her... father... 41..."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You’ve been invited to my spider dance, spider dance, spider dance, so move along with me and clap your hands, clap your hands, clap your hands, I’m gonna trap you in my spider dance spider dance spider dance, you know a heart like yours can’t stand a chance got your marionette strings in my hands
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Lmao I’m literally just quoting lyrics from the guild anthem
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Paralyzed, fear is in your eyes, but your cries will go unheard even if you tried, struggling is futile so get tangled up in this web of lies I think you’re gonna hafta pay a little fee
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger