*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
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*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
"I've sold toys as weapons."
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
"I've sold toys as weapons."
"Well I've got a shipment of weapons sitting in the back and I'm looking for people to by them."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
The fast handed Damian Wayne Brian Lark sat on the floor with Mr Stealy
The suit looks over:"Who are you?"
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
"I've sold toys as weapons."
"Well I've got a shipment of weapons sitting in the back and I'm looking for people to by them."
"Well, I could certainly lead in a few desperate suckers to sell them at maximum price if you want me to."
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
The fast handed Damian Wayne Brian Lark sat on the floor with Mr Stealy
The suit looks over:"Who are you?"
"A meat shield" he spoke
"Good I need one."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
"I've sold toys as weapons."
"Well I've got a shipment of weapons sitting in the back and I'm looking for people to by them."
"Well, I could certainly lead in a few desperate suckers to sell them at maximum price if you want me to."
"That sounds good, ask finch if he can haul them out for you."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
"I've sold toys as weapons."
"Well I've got a shipment of weapons sitting in the back and I'm looking for people to by them."
"Well, I could certainly lead in a few desperate suckers to sell them at maximum price if you want me to."
"That sounds good, ask finch if he can haul them out for you."
"Alright, who's Finch?"
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
"I've sold toys as weapons."
"Well I've got a shipment of weapons sitting in the back and I'm looking for people to by them."
"Well, I could certainly lead in a few desperate suckers to sell them at maximum price if you want me to."
"That sounds good, ask finch if he can haul them out for you."
"Alright, who's Finch?"
Points to finch:"Him"
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
The fast handed Damian Wayne Brian Lark sat on the floor with Mr Stealy
The suit looks over:"Who are you?"
"A meat shield" he spoke
"Good I need one."
"as long as you heal me сэр"
"I don't intend for you to last for more than one job."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
"I've sold toys as weapons."
"Well I've got a shipment of weapons sitting in the back and I'm looking for people to by them."
"Well, I could certainly lead in a few desperate suckers to sell them at maximum price if you want me to."
"That sounds good, ask finch if he can haul them out for you."
"Alright, who's Finch?"
Points to finch:"Him"
She walks over to Finch. "Hello, Kingpin said that you can haul out some weapons for me to sell?"
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
"I've sold toys as weapons."
"Well I've got a shipment of weapons sitting in the back and I'm looking for people to by them."
"Well, I could certainly lead in a few desperate suckers to sell them at maximum price if you want me to."
"That sounds good, ask finch if he can haul them out for you."
"Alright, who's Finch?"
Points to finch:"Him"
She walks over to Finch. "Hello, Kingpin said that you can haul out some weapons for me to sell?"
He looks up from his beer:"Righty, will do." He gets up and heads to the back
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*Ignoring the fact that I posted here once already, then didn't post again 'cause I didn't even think about how my character for this would be.*
A small golden kobold walks in. "Hellooo... this the thieves guild I heard about?"
A floating suit and hat strides up, the hat has an emerald bow on it and the floating suit carry's a cane with a diamond top: "Hello, I am the kingpin, do you want a job?"
The kobold looks at the floating suit in surprise. "Uh, yeah."
"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
"I've sold toys as weapons."
"Well I've got a shipment of weapons sitting in the back and I'm looking for people to by them."
"Well, I could certainly lead in a few desperate suckers to sell them at maximum price if you want me to."
"That sounds good, ask finch if he can haul them out for you."
"Alright, who's Finch?"
Points to finch:"Him"
She walks over to Finch. "Hello, Kingpin said that you can haul out some weapons for me to sell?"
He looks up from his beer:"Righty, will do." He gets up and heads to the back
She practically vibrates with excitement. It's been forever since I had something this big to do!
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
The fast handed Damian Wayne Brian Lark sat on the floor with Mr Stealy
The suit looks over:"Who are you?"
"A meat shield" he spoke
"Good I need one."
"as long as you heal me сэр"
"I don't intend for you to last for more than one job."
he cusses in Russian before getting up...... And stealing Mr stealy!!!???
"Hey!, the heck? Give me back the cat!"
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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"Good, I would have to kill you otherwise. What can you bring to my operation?"
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
They cleared their throat. "I'm a saleswoman, or, for a more technical term, a swindler! I am also pretty good at gambling. Given that I can speak to someone long enough, I could pretty much sell anything I want for any price."
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Very good. Have you ever sold weapons before?"
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"I've sold toys as weapons."
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
The fast handed
Damian WayneBrian Lark sat on the floor with Mr Stealy"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Well I've got a shipment of weapons sitting in the back and I'm looking for people to by them."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
The suit looks over:"Who are you?"
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Well, I could certainly lead in a few desperate suckers to sell them at maximum price if you want me to."
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"A meat shield" he spoke
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Good I need one."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"That sounds good, ask finch if he can haul them out for you."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Alright, who's Finch?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"as long as you heal me сэр"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Points to finch:"Him"
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"I don't intend for you to last for more than one job."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
She walks over to Finch. "Hello, Kingpin said that you can haul out some weapons for me to sell?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
he cusses in Russian before getting up...... And stealing Mr stealy!!!???
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He looks up from his beer:"Righty, will do." He gets up and heads to the back
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
She practically vibrates with excitement. It's been forever since I had something this big to do!
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Hey!, the heck? Give me back the cat!"
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details