*FR I AGREE do you want to help me murder some characters*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Multiversal problems. Elendon is from a different world, one that is basically sealed off like Eberron is.*
"Different world, different Demogorgon." He says simply.
*Okay cool. That's reasonable I guess.* "Oh right. He's a lovely fella isn't he? Met in my university days."
Elendon just gives him a "Are we talking about the same person?" look.
Stephen shrugs and says that you should never judge a person by their actions but by their intents. And that there are no unforgivable words and very few unforgivable deeds.
Elendon still seems confused. "Demogorgon led the demons in The Creation War." He says. "That war was the first, and only, time when Demons and Devils fought side-by-side. He is responsible for the deaths of thousands, if not millions."
*Oh bruh imagine reading FR lore and learning it are you a nerd or smth fr bro go outside and talk to real people 🙄🙄*
*My memory is photographic for my character’s backstories. I do talk to real people. Like Will.*
*British "people" are not real*
*It's true I'm actually a psychotic AI.*
*I'm an undead, not humanoid
wait [1gp] I said that outloud*
*It's ok, you're the most normal british person I've ever met.*
*[cracks knuckles loudly]*
*I love angering the entire british population*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Stephen frowns." Demogorgon is still alive. We had tea last week. "*Unless he is dead, in which case can we please stop murdering parts of the dnd multiverse while I'm away, it gets very confusing. Or at least do it in game.*
*He could be alive.. Elendon might have killed him outside the abyss. Still a notable achievement.*
*It happened with Yeenoghu as well. I created a really cool revenge focused character who was obsessed with the idea of slaying Yeenoghu and then I learnt Atemos did it a month back when I was gone. Its irritating.*
*Sorry... I only did it once, I swear.*
*Dammit Cyno. Steph was gonna be so cool.*
*OK BUT Atemos needed to be cool too. Sacrifices have to be made.*
*Steph needed it more. I mean lol at how cool she is now. Imagine that but with a burning desire for revenge. It'd be awesome.*
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*See? You're way too nice and normal to be british.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Multiversal problems. Elendon is from a different world, one that is basically sealed off like Eberron is.*
"Different world, different Demogorgon." He says simply.
*Okay cool. That's reasonable I guess.* "Oh right. He's a lovely fella isn't he? Met in my university days."
Elendon just gives him a "Are we talking about the same person?" look.
Stephen shrugs and says that you should never judge a person by their actions but by their intents. And that there are no unforgivable words and very few unforgivable deeds.
Elendon still seems confused. "Demogorgon led the demons in The Creation War." He says. "That war was the first, and only, time when Demons and Devils fought side-by-side. He is responsible for the deaths of thousands, if not millions."
*So are uh…………. All except one of my characters…..*
"I want to hire someone that's good at finding, murdering, and retrieving things."
“I am excellent at those things. What is the job?”
"Retrieval of a magical sword from a pesky person. Very slippery. Last seen entering a world I don't have the name of, but catalogued as Number 4 in the system. The target isn't extremely strong, but is outstanding at running away."
*STOP*
*HAHAHASh Victim 2: Will never recover or trust me again*
*WAIT NO I HAVE NO IC REASON TO REFUSE CHRIS I’M SO SORRY*
*... Great. Guess ALL THE PLOTS I HAD PLANNED WITH HIM GO OUT THE FRIKIN WINDOW.*
*dw dw the clicker will fail*
*Mhmm.. good luck*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Multiversal problems. Elendon is from a different world, one that is basically sealed off like Eberron is.*
"Different world, different Demogorgon." He says simply.
*Okay cool. That's reasonable I guess.* "Oh right. He's a lovely fella isn't he? Met in my university days."
Elendon just gives him a "Are we talking about the same person?" look.
Stephen shrugs and says that you should never judge a person by their actions but by their intents. And that there are no unforgivable words and very few unforgivable deeds.
Elendon still seems confused. "Demogorgon led the demons in The Creation War." He says. "That war was the first, and only, time when Demons and Devils fought side-by-side. He is responsible for the deaths of thousands, if not millions."
"Well, I don't know about that, he only sought a better world. His views may be skewed but he's always been a great friend to me."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Oh bruh imagine reading FR lore and learning it are you a nerd or smth fr bro go outside and talk to real people 🙄🙄*
*My memory is photographic for my character’s backstories. I do talk to real people. Like Will.*
*British "people" are not real*
*It's true I'm actually a psychotic AI.*
*I'm an undead, not humanoid
wait [1gp] I said that outloud*
*It's ok, you're the most normal british person I've ever met.*
*[cracks knuckles loudly]*
*Why compete to be normal? As long as I get to be the weirdest one I'll be happy.*
*I think you're the most chaotic one. And eloquent one.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I want to hire someone that's good at finding, murdering, and retrieving things."
“I am excellent at those things. What is the job?”
"Retrieval of a magical sword from a pesky person. Very slippery. Last seen entering a world I don't have the name of, but catalogued as Number 4 in the system. The target isn't extremely strong, but is outstanding at running away."
*STOP*
*HAHAHASh Victim 2: Will never recover or trust me again*
*WAIT NO I HAVE NO IC REASON TO REFUSE CHRIS I’M SO SORRY*
*... Great. Guess ALL THE PLOTS I HAD PLANNED WITH HIM GO OUT THE FRIKIN WINDOW.*
*dw dw the clicker will fail*
*Mhmm.. good luck*
*... Great... Just great.... I [GP]ing love being alive and working planning and foreshadowing nothing*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Stephen frowns." Demogorgon is still alive. We had tea last week. "*Unless he is dead, in which case can we please stop murdering parts of the dnd multiverse while I'm away, it gets very confusing. Or at least do it in game.*
*He could be alive.. Elendon might have killed him outside the abyss. Still a notable achievement.*
*It happened with Yeenoghu as well. I created a really cool revenge focused character who was obsessed with the idea of slaying Yeenoghu and then I learnt Atemos did it a month back when I was gone. Its irritating.*
*Sorry... I only did it once, I swear.*
*Dammit Cyno. Steph was gonna be so cool.*
*OK BUT Atemos needed to be cool too. Sacrifices have to be made.*
*Steph needed it more. I mean lol at how cool she is now. Imagine that but with a burning desire for revenge. It'd be awesome.*
*Atemos is unhateable. Can't hate him. So likeable. No one would ever want revenge against him.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*FR I AGREE do you want to help me murder some characters*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I dislike being monkey in the middle.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Elendon still seems confused. "Demogorgon led the demons in The Creation War." He says. "That war was the first, and only, time when Demons and Devils fought side-by-side. He is responsible for the deaths of thousands, if not millions."
*I love angering the entire british population*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Steph needed it more. I mean lol at how cool she is now. Imagine that but with a burning desire for revenge. It'd be awesome.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
"They did chase me, until I lost them in the forest. And then I ended up here."
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*See? You're way too nice and normal to be british.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*So are uh…………. All except one of my characters…..*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*Mhmm.. good luck*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Well, I don't know about that, he only sought a better world. His views may be skewed but he's always been a great friend to me."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Did you worship her or something?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Okay," He pets him some, "fluffy."
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
*I’m going to become a hexadin in the real world and blast you out of existence.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
“Nope.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*I think you're the most chaotic one. And eloquent one.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*... Great... Just great.... I [GP]ing love being alive and working planning and foreshadowing nothing*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Stop being so violent. The idea is to make him wish you were a hexadin sent to kill him, not actually to engage in such barbaric actions.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*.............................................yes........................................*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Atemos is unhateable. Can't hate him. So likeable. No one would ever want revenge against him.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Blasting is very satisfying.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.