“Staph looking at me like that, I haven’t seen my OWN Archdevil”
Caiman shoots a spitball at him.
He catches it in his mouth, then spits it back at him
Caiman waves a hand. Make a WIS save.
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Phantom is sitting on a couch inside the tavern, watching all the newcomers.
Aricyra is at the bar, drinking another flaming cocktail.
Jade is outside, practicing her sharpshooting from the roof.
Ace, after spotting her, joins her on the roof
She flicks the lever on her rifle out and almost immediately afterwards fires, nailing a target in the head. "Hello again, Ace." She says, not even taking her eyes off the target. She flicks the lever out again, and fires another shot, shifting slightly, hitting a different target in the head.
"Hey pretty bird," He says, sitting down next to her
"How are you today, hon?" She asks, firing off another two shots in rapid succession, hitting the area right over the heart on the two target she already hit.
*FYI, she's not flirting, cyno. That's just who she is; kind of a western/Annie Oakley personality in parts, at least since I reworked her personality.*
"Pretty good. Theres been a large influx of people lately." He says, "Nice shot."
She smiles slightly. "Thanks hon." She fires off another two shots rapidly, hitting yet another target in the head and heart. "What brings you up here this fine evenin', Ace?"
"Well, you're up here, and the new people are fighting down there. So, this is safer." He smiles
She chuckles. "Fair enough." She sets her gun down, and sits next to him. "Family of Tieflings, from the looks of it." She says, studying the newcomers. *I freaking love her 31 Passive perception. Fits perfectly with her being an eagle aarakocra.*
"Big family, and apparently they're chaotic as the places they come from."
She nods, shifting her wings a little. "I gathered. Seems like she," She points to Aricyra, "is the boss. Everyone else seems to follow her orders."
"The eldest," He nods, "She also seems to be the strongest."
"Well, there are buildings. The entire plane is basically a massive mountain covered in the rotting flesh of the previous arch devil. Anything built is inevitably battered with rocks."
He winced. "Stepping on flesh constantly sounds disgusting."
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"well, it just so Happens i'm only good at things That Mammon needs people to be good at. Fun, Aint it?" they say bitterly, taking 13 steps away as the Smoke bomb goes off.
Caiman's eyes widen in surprise and he starts coughing. Both heads of the hell hound immediately look at them aggressively. "AGh, WHY?"
King starts Hysterically laughing. "HAHAHHAHA. You actually fell for it! you thought i was mad! oh, that one needs to be recorded in a book somewhere!"
Something roars behind him
"RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WHAT WAS THAT"
An ogre is behind him raising its club
King inhales. he then lets out a shriek that would be Unpleasantly horrible on the other side of the continent. "AAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIII HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
As it brings its club down on top of him, king.... passes through it, how odd
"...wah?"
The sound of Aovin laughing is heard as he picks up a card, the illusion of the Ogre dissapearing, "I'm sorry little brother, i had to." he says
"oh, no... its fine Aovin." King now has 1 person he wants to boil and skin and another he wants to infest their pillows with Hell wasps.
"Are you alright, it was just an illusion." He says, walking over
"no, i'm fine. Hahahhahahaha. totally fine."
"Hm, you don't seem fine."
"Hehheheh no, i'm fine." he is staring directly into their eyes, and whispers, "Watch your Back, Aovin."
"Please don't threaten me little brother, it's beneath you,"
"Well, there are buildings. The entire plane is basically a massive mountain covered in the rotting flesh of the previous arch devil. Anything built is inevitably battered with rocks."
He winced. "Stepping on flesh constantly sounds disgusting."
"You get used to it. Eventually." he sighs, "Overall its nice to have actual floor beneath my feet."
She nods, shifting her wings a little. "I gathered. Seems like she," She points to Aricyra, "is the boss. Everyone else seems to follow her orders."
"The eldest," He nods, "She also seems to be the strongest."
She nods again, finally getting settled with one of her legs crossed under the other. "Explains why the others seem to do what she says, at least for the most part."
"Have you spoken to Cold yet?" He asked, a bit tentatively.
She nods. "He showed up almost right after me. We had to wait on everyone else to show up."
Caiman nodded slowly. "Do you think we could spar sometime? If you're available? I want to see how far I've come."
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Loki is trynna get Revym to calm tf down and stop biting people‘S ears
Revym is still biting people’s ears
[open slot, gonna intro copper dragon soon]
Aovin waves to his brother, given they haven't talked yet
Revym races up to Aovin and bites his ear
“REVYM STOP THAT” he trips “F”
"AH! Let go of my ear!" He says, pulling the dragon by their tail
Revym holds on tighter
Aovin conjures a piece of meat in his hand
Revym tries to attac the meat
loki sighs, standing up “I swear dragons follow me around just as much as cats do”
When revym lets go, Aovin grabs it by the back of the head, much like one would a snake to prevent bites
“No Revym!” Loki grabs the dragon the same way you would hold a chicken “I thought I taught you how NOT to hold dragons after that bronze one flew into your room”
"Thats when its not trying to bite you,"
“To be fair, she has bit almost everyone here, even me”
"Teach her not to please" He says, sighing a bit, before smiling
“Like hell I can teach her that, what do I look like? A druid?”
"Dragons are intelligent creatures, i'm sure it can understand not to bite people if you teach it not to."
He looks at Revym
“ᗯOᑌLᗪ YOᑌ ᗷᗴ ᗯᒪᒪIᑎG TO ᑎOT ᗷITᗴ ᑭᗴOᑭᗴ”
“𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆’𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕”
“she doesn’t want to learn”
"Tell her to learn unless she wants to get cooked. Trust me, Caiman would go through with that threat,"
Revym hides in Loki’s shirt as Loki hugs her “NO ONE IS COOKING HER”
"Keep her under control then brother."
He looks back at Revym, Revym chirps “school is for people like me, not dragons”
"....You never went to school anyways."
“Excuse me I’m going to Quadrix now, thank you very much”
"Congratulations, you entered college several years late."
“I started when I was 18, I’m only two years in! That’s not late”
"Its only college, i finished that atleast a year or so ago."
“Well sorry I didn’t skip two grades, show off”
"You just never applied yourself fully." Aovin retorts
“Not everyone learns as fast as you, I DID apply myself! I’m just the dumb twin”
"You aren't dumb, i'm just the one with a literal criminal mastermind as my arch devil."
He snorted a laugh. "Alright, I can admit that's a good reason. Though I've never been to a ball before."
"Oh they're good fun, so long as you've inebriated the killjoys and sorted out the proper music."
"Music? And how do you get into one?"
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She nods, shifting her wings a little. "I gathered. Seems like she," She points to Aricyra, "is the boss. Everyone else seems to follow her orders."
"The eldest," He nods, "She also seems to be the strongest."
She nods again, finally getting settled with one of her legs crossed under the other. "Explains why the others seem to do what she says, at least for the most part."
"I'd follow my older siblings orders to if they could throw fire."
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"Well, there are buildings. The entire plane is basically a massive mountain covered in the rotting flesh of the previous arch devil. Anything built is inevitably battered with rocks."
He winced. "Stepping on flesh constantly sounds disgusting."
"You get used to it. Eventually." he sighs, "Overall its nice to have actual floor beneath my feet."
"What do you mean?"
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"well, it just so Happens i'm only good at things That Mammon needs people to be good at. Fun, Aint it?" they say bitterly, taking 13 steps away as the Smoke bomb goes off.
Caiman's eyes widen in surprise and he starts coughing. Both heads of the hell hound immediately look at them aggressively. "AGh, WHY?"
King starts Hysterically laughing. "HAHAHHAHA. You actually fell for it! you thought i was mad! oh, that one needs to be recorded in a book somewhere!"
Something roars behind him
"RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WHAT WAS THAT"
An ogre is behind him raising its club
King inhales. he then lets out a shriek that would be Unpleasantly horrible on the other side of the continent. "AAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIII HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
As it brings its club down on top of him, king.... passes through it, how odd
"...wah?"
The sound of Aovin laughing is heard as he picks up a card, the illusion of the Ogre dissapearing, "I'm sorry little brother, i had to." he says
"oh, no... its fine Aovin." King now has 1 person he wants to boil and skin and another he wants to infest their pillows with Hell wasps.
"Are you alright, it was just an illusion." He says, walking over
"no, i'm fine. Hahahhahahaha. totally fine."
"Hm, you don't seem fine."
"Hehheheh no, i'm fine." he is staring directly into their eyes, and whispers, "Watch your Back, Aovin."
"Please don't threaten me little brother, it's beneath you,"
"you should have thought about that before you did that."
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"well, it just so Happens i'm only good at things That Mammon needs people to be good at. Fun, Aint it?" they say bitterly, taking 13 steps away as the Smoke bomb goes off.
Caiman's eyes widen in surprise and he starts coughing. Both heads of the hell hound immediately look at them aggressively. "AGh, WHY?"
King starts Hysterically laughing. "HAHAHHAHA. You actually fell for it! you thought i was mad! oh, that one needs to be recorded in a book somewhere!"
Something roars behind him
"RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WHAT WAS THAT"
An ogre is behind him raising its club
King inhales. he then lets out a shriek that would be Unpleasantly horrible on the other side of the continent. "AAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIII HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
As it brings its club down on top of him, king.... passes through it, how odd
"...wah?"
The sound of Aovin laughing is heard as he picks up a card, the illusion of the Ogre dissapearing, "I'm sorry little brother, i had to." he says
"oh, no... its fine Aovin." King now has 1 person he wants to boil and skin and another he wants to infest their pillows with Hell wasps.
"Are you alright, it was just an illusion." He says, walking over
"no, i'm fine. Hahahhahahaha. totally fine."
"Hm, you don't seem fine."
"Hehheheh no, i'm fine." he is staring directly into their eyes, and whispers, "Watch your Back, Aovin."
"Please don't threaten me little brother, it's beneath you,"
"you should have thought about that before you did that."
"Its just an illusion, no one was hurt. Besides, its no different than you smoke bombing your younger brother."
"Well, there are buildings. The entire plane is basically a massive mountain covered in the rotting flesh of the previous arch devil. Anything built is inevitably battered with rocks."
He winced. "Stepping on flesh constantly sounds disgusting."
"You get used to it. Eventually." he sighs, "Overall its nice to have actual floor beneath my feet."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, anything not covered in flesh is a floating platform of adamantine. I missed grass."
She nods. "He showed up almost right after me. We had to wait on everyone else to show up."
"Oh they're good fun, so long as you've inebriated the killjoys and sorted out the proper music."
Chilling kinda vibe.
Caiman waves a hand. Make a WIS save.
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"The eldest," He nods, "She also seems to be the strongest."
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Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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Chilling kinda vibe.
He winced. "Stepping on flesh constantly sounds disgusting."
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"Please don't threaten me little brother, it's beneath you,"
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Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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"You get used to it. Eventually." he sighs, "Overall its nice to have actual floor beneath my feet."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
She nods again, finally getting settled with one of her legs crossed under the other. "Explains why the others seem to do what she says, at least for the most part."
Caiman nodded slowly. "Do you think we could spar sometime? If you're available? I want to see how far I've come."
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"You aren't dumb, i'm just the one with a literal criminal mastermind as my arch devil."
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Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Music? And how do you get into one?"
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"I'd follow my older siblings orders to if they could throw fire."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Fail. Caiman casts Command on him. "Sit."
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"What do you mean?"
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"you should have thought about that before you did that."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Its just an illusion, no one was hurt. Besides, its no different than you smoke bombing your younger brother."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
She chuckles. "We have very different skills, little brother. You are a warrior. I'm a mage, albeit a powerful one. Hardly a far match."
"Well, anything not covered in flesh is a floating platform of adamantine. I missed grass."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND