I do enjoy proving fools wrong. And I am not nearly selfish enough to take a "break."
Riiight. I didn't know new technology allowed you to fight the Blood War remotely. Incredible how fast society advances.
Annoyance is evident in Xorius' voice. My legion was recalled from the fighting for two weeks. I have nothing else to do.
So you're on a forced break. I've never met a retired devil before.
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"Of the worlds on the Material Plane, definitely Toril. Of the planes, probably Ysgard, Arcadia, and the Feywild, although not necessarily in that order. I've been to far more of the various worlds on the material plane than I have for the planes. I mainly go to the Feywild, and rarely the lower planes.
"I'm in Faerun right now. Have you ever met Jarlaxle? He sucks."
"A few times. I must say that I enjoyed my time in Gauntlgrym as a guest of Bruenor Battlehamer, Drizzt Do'Urden, and the rest of their group far more than my time in Luskan under Jarlaxle's hospitality."
"I've never met those people. Are they all drow too?"
Soldaer shakes his head. "Only Drizzt is. He is a Ranger, champion of Mielikki, and possibly a chosen of both her and Lloth, as he causes a lot of chaos among his own people. I believe he has caused the fall of at least three houses in Menzoberranzan, albeit inadvertently. Bruenor is a dwarf king; 7th and 9th king of Mithral Hall, and 3rd king of Gauntlgrym reclaimed."
"Oh... wow. You know that many famous people? One of my best friends is a blind teenager in a top hat."
"Indeed. I spent nearly 20 years in Faerun actually, at least 5 of which were in the City of Silverymoon. I was even once invited to dine with Lady Alustriel herself."
"I hate to sound ignorant but uh.. who's that?"
"Lady Alustriel Silverymoon, ruler of the city of Silverymoon, multi-hundred-year-old human (?) wizard who's power is second only to that of Elminster himself. Quite the kind and gracious host, and very beautiful. Think she may have had a thing for me now that I look back..." Soldaer's voice trails off as he seems to relive that time again in his mind.
"Only because you're naive. Unwilling to accept the truth. Unwilling to believe that you're wrong. Blindly accepting of entities so tyrannical, so greedy, you cannot comprehend the scale of their callousness. Yet you follow them, fight for them, and die for them all the same."
Nessa put a hand up to cover her smile. "Have you rehearsed this? You know that neither of us will back down on our views. But I can understand why you think the way you do. The Hells tend to inspire a certain viewpoint and lenses to see things through, that can often blind you to other perspectives or even reality itself."
"I haven't rehearsed it, no. Most paladins tend to either run away from me, or try to kill me. But I know enough of your foolish propaganda. The gods are liars, thriving on the labor of the Nine Hells. We fight back the demons. We keep the multiverse safe. And you kill us. You slay us. You hasten your own destruction. If only the gods fought with us, alongside us! We could drive back the forces of the Abyss. We could be saviors, heroes. Think of how many lives would be saved! How many that are doomed, because of the darkness that always looms on the horizon. If your gods were truly as benevolent as you foolishly believe them to be, they would aid us in destroying the demons once and for all!"
"The gods have their reasons for doing what they do. What do you think the Hells would do once the Abyss was destroyed?"
"We would tear down your cowardly deities. We would shower the earth and the sea with their blood. I am being honest. The Nine Hells does not take kindly to traitors or cravens."
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I forgot that I'm out of teleport spells...." Atemos looks sheepish.
"I think Phantom may be able to help us with that..." Soldaer shrugs his shoulders.
"I'm... hesitant to ask a dragon for favors."
"Why? He's an old friend of mine. We've been through several...intense adventures together."
"Dragons tend to want things in return."
"Not Phantom. He actually helps me protect my people from various threats in the Lyasel mountains to the east, including the orcs of tribe Egresh. He's never once asked for anything in return. There are indeed selfless dragons out there, not the least of which are the metallics."
"So it would be me, you, Enethia, and Phantom to go to Sigil? You sure you want to go shopping with us?"
"Why wouldn't I? I'm a bit of a planestraveler, and enjoy collecting unusual things many times."
"Cool cool. Just so you know, we're going to be going to the Sigil version of Costco."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I do enjoy proving fools wrong. And I am not nearly selfish enough to take a "break."
Riiight. I didn't know new technology allowed you to fight the Blood War remotely. Incredible how fast society advances.
Annoyance is evident in Xorius' voice. My legion was recalled from the fighting for two weeks. I have nothing else to do.
So you're on a forced break. I've never met a retired devil before.
I'm not retired.
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"I forgot that I'm out of teleport spells...." Atemos looks sheepish.
"Tomorrow, then?"
"Sounds good!"
"Alright, then. Ill try to grab some money, then"
"You don't need to do that. I'll pay."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend? And I want to buy nice things for you?"
"But... I have enough money. Are you sure?"
"Yes! You deserve it."
"I dont know.what for. But thanks, Atemos"
"For being a good friend. That's enough."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Theres a couple scraps of paper and some ink in a half empty bottle
The kitten dips its paw and clumsily writes "You alright?"
"You can write?" Avery asks, before nodding, "I'm..... i'm alright."
"You seem sad. Or sick.."
"Its nothing, i swear." Avery says, trying to give a wide smile
The kitten doesn't look convinced. "Do you need a therapist? A lot of people around this area need one."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Lady Alustriel Silverymoon, ruler of the city of Silverymoon, multi-hundred-year-old human (?) wizard who's power is second only to that of Elminster himself. Quite the kind and gracious host, and very beautiful. Think she may have had a thing for me now that I look back..." Soldaer's voice trails off as he seems to relive that time again in his mind.
"Oooh lucky. She sounds nice. Were you taken or something?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I forgot that I'm out of teleport spells...." Atemos looks sheepish.
"I think Phantom may be able to help us with that..." Soldaer shrugs his shoulders.
"I'm... hesitant to ask a dragon for favors."
"Why? He's an old friend of mine. We've been through several...intense adventures together."
"Dragons tend to want things in return."
"Not Phantom. He actually helps me protect my people from various threats in the Lyasel mountains to the east, including the orcs of tribe Egresh. He's never once asked for anything in return. There are indeed selfless dragons out there, not the least of which are the metallics."
"So it would be me, you, Enethia, and Phantom to go to Sigil? You sure you want to go shopping with us?"
"Why wouldn't I? I'm a bit of a planestraveler, and enjoy collecting unusual things many times."
"Cool cool. Just so you know, we're going to be going to the Sigil version of Costco."
"If you want someplace more expensive, I have a dragon hoard's worth of gold and platinum coins in my room, and nothing to spend it on. I'd be more than willing to pay."
"Only because you're naive. Unwilling to accept the truth. Unwilling to believe that you're wrong. Blindly accepting of entities so tyrannical, so greedy, you cannot comprehend the scale of their callousness. Yet you follow them, fight for them, and die for them all the same."
Nessa put a hand up to cover her smile. "Have you rehearsed this? You know that neither of us will back down on our views. But I can understand why you think the way you do. The Hells tend to inspire a certain viewpoint and lenses to see things through, that can often blind you to other perspectives or even reality itself."
"I haven't rehearsed it, no. Most paladins tend to either run away from me, or try to kill me. But I know enough of your foolish propaganda. The gods are liars, thriving on the labor of the Nine Hells. We fight back the demons. We keep the multiverse safe. And you kill us. You slay us. You hasten your own destruction. If only the gods fought with us, alongside us! We could drive back the forces of the Abyss. We could be saviors, heroes. Think of how many lives would be saved! How many that are doomed, because of the darkness that always looms on the horizon. If your gods were truly as benevolent as you foolishly believe them to be, they would aid us in destroying the demons once and for all!"
"The gods have their reasons for doing what they do. What do you think the Hells would do once the Abyss was destroyed?"
"We would tear down your cowardly deities. We would shower the earth and the sea with their blood. I am being honest. The Nine Hells does not take kindly to traitors or cravens."
Nessa made a gesture. "See? Self explanatory."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A woman in walks into the tavern. She is of average height and looks fit, and her black hair is in a neat bun. She wears strange metal armor that looks almost living, and it bends like fabric as she walks. At her side is an odd-looking sword, as well as what looks like a small metal box with a handle.
*I'm gonna do sci-fi stuff, because I and a friend currently have almost a sourcebook's worth of information and homebrew, and I haven't even written down anything for my other character idea.*
"Only because you're naive. Unwilling to accept the truth. Unwilling to believe that you're wrong. Blindly accepting of entities so tyrannical, so greedy, you cannot comprehend the scale of their callousness. Yet you follow them, fight for them, and die for them all the same."
Nessa put a hand up to cover her smile. "Have you rehearsed this? You know that neither of us will back down on our views. But I can understand why you think the way you do. The Hells tend to inspire a certain viewpoint and lenses to see things through, that can often blind you to other perspectives or even reality itself."
"I haven't rehearsed it, no. Most paladins tend to either run away from me, or try to kill me. But I know enough of your foolish propaganda. The gods are liars, thriving on the labor of the Nine Hells. We fight back the demons. We keep the multiverse safe. And you kill us. You slay us. You hasten your own destruction. If only the gods fought with us, alongside us! We could drive back the forces of the Abyss. We could be saviors, heroes. Think of how many lives would be saved! How many that are doomed, because of the darkness that always looms on the horizon. If your gods were truly as benevolent as you foolishly believe them to be, they would aid us in destroying the demons once and for all!"
"The gods have their reasons for doing what they do. What do you think the Hells would do once the Abyss was destroyed?"
"We would tear down your cowardly deities. We would shower the earth and the sea with their blood. I am being honest. The Nine Hells does not take kindly to traitors or cravens."
Nessa made a gesture. "See? Self explanatory."
"Only because they abandon their own servants. They gorge themselves on their own power, leaving you all to the destruction that awaits if we fail. We are doing nothing more to them than they would have let the demons do to us."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I do enjoy proving fools wrong. And I am not nearly selfish enough to take a "break."
Riiight. I didn't know new technology allowed you to fight the Blood War remotely. Incredible how fast society advances.
Annoyance is evident in Xorius' voice. My legion was recalled from the fighting for two weeks. I have nothing else to do.
So you're on a forced break. I've never met a retired devil before.
I'm not retired.
So you were forced to be on vacation then.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
"Lady Alustriel Silverymoon, ruler of the city of Silverymoon, multi-hundred-year-old human (?) wizard who's power is second only to that of Elminster himself. Quite the kind and gracious host, and very beautiful. Think she may have had a thing for me now that I look back..." Soldaer's voice trails off as he seems to relive that time again in his mind.
"Oooh lucky. She sounds nice. Were you taken or something?"
"No, just a little clueless back then. Plus, I was younger, and wanted to continue exploring. Also, if I had stuck around, I wouldn't be able to return home and help protect my people."
Theres a couple scraps of paper and some ink in a half empty bottle
The kitten dips its paw and clumsily writes "You alright?"
"You can write?" Avery asks, before nodding, "I'm..... i'm alright."
"You seem sad. Or sick.."
"Its nothing, i swear." Avery says, trying to give a wide smile
The kitten doesn't look convinced. "Do you need a therapist? A lot of people around this area need one."
"Hey, i don't need a therapist." Avery says,
The kitten makes this expression 🤨.
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So you're on a forced break. I've never met a retired devil before.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Lady Alustriel Silverymoon, ruler of the city of Silverymoon, multi-hundred-year-old human (?) wizard who's power is second only to that of Elminster himself. Quite the kind and gracious host, and very beautiful. Think she may have had a thing for me now that I look back..." Soldaer's voice trails off as he seems to relive that time again in his mind.
"We would tear down your cowardly deities. We would shower the earth and the sea with their blood. I am being honest. The Nine Hells does not take kindly to traitors or cravens."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
(Does it matter?)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Cool cool. Just so you know, we're going to be going to the Sigil version of Costco."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I'm not retired.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"For being a good friend. That's enough."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The kitten doesn't look convinced. "Do you need a therapist? A lot of people around this area need one."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Hey, i don't need a therapist." Avery says,
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Hi Alaric!!*
Timber is drawing herself on the shoulder of a stone golem, which is petting a fox.
Thirteen is on the roof as well, studying the stars as named by the wood elves.
Klei is reading a book on blackjack, and trying to figure out better bluffs.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Oooh lucky. She sounds nice. Were you taken or something?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"If you want someplace more expensive, I have a dragon hoard's worth of gold and platinum coins in my room, and nothing to spend it on. I'd be more than willing to pay."
Nessa made a gesture. "See? Self explanatory."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Yes.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A woman in walks into the tavern. She is of average height and looks fit, and her black hair is in a neat bun. She wears strange metal armor that looks almost living, and it bends like fabric as she walks. At her side is an odd-looking sword, as well as what looks like a small metal box with a handle.
*I'm gonna do sci-fi stuff, because I and a friend currently have almost a sourcebook's worth of information and homebrew, and I haven't even written down anything for my other character idea.*
"Only because they abandon their own servants. They gorge themselves on their own power, leaving you all to the destruction that awaits if we fail. We are doing nothing more to them than they would have let the demons do to us."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
So you were forced to be on vacation then.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"No, just a little clueless back then. Plus, I was younger, and wanted to continue exploring. Also, if I had stuck around, I wouldn't be able to return home and help protect my people."
The kitten makes this expression 🤨.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ