Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
"Um... no thanks. I don't know who tasha is, but i'm not hungry."
Thirteen is astonished. "Tasha? The Witch-queen? AKA Natasha the Dark, AKA Iggwilv, AKA like a bajillion other things?? I believe she may have had a major crush on me at that lunch, that's why I used the plane shift spell..." He chuckles. "Aye, well if you're not hungry, perhaps I should be going. Unless you'd like to talk more... I usually only have the stars for company at this time..."
"Not sure if you know this, but whatever 'lore' is in this realm, i know nothing about it. Grew up somewhere else."
"Tasha's all around, mostly based in the Feywild... where did you grow up?"
"I grew up in california. Mostly near redwood forests."
"Earth? I've been to Earth. Got a lot of problems, but not even Eberron has Undertale..." He grins.
"It is a pretty good game. Wait, you have a way to earth?"
"Yeah...?"
"Not that its not nice here, but i left my phone at home. How do you do it?"
Thirteen points at the void wall. "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a seconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....... There!" A portal to California appears.
*lol never thought I'd say that*
"...huh." Azazel murmers
"Well?"
"Was it seriously that easy?"
"Nope. This will take me to the garage of my friend Mantelin. He can get us a spelljammer, and then all we have to look out for is elder evils..."
"I'm not looking for elder evils man."
"It's a joke... Mantelin will be on board... We should be fine."
"Great. How exactly did you get in contact with earth?"
"I've been alive 219 years, I've been everywhere."
"219 isn't a lot."
"You're right. I've barely even started on the Outer Planes! Now come on, you want your phone or not?"
"Sure," Azazel hops off the roof, landing with only a minor crunch as he heads towards the portal
"Are... are you okay?"
"What do you mean?"
"That crunching. You sprained your ankle, I believe."
"I'm fine, can walk fine."
"You sure? Well, we better hurry or the portal might close. And Mantelin isn't a huge fan of humans, seeing as he's a yugoloth..."
"Sure," Azazel goes through the portal, "Whats a yugoloth?"
*Got it. I'm notoriously bad at getting back to those.*
*I was off for a while, so sorry about taking so long.*
*No worries. Don't feel obligated to get on if you can't.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
"Um... no thanks. I don't know who tasha is, but i'm not hungry."
Thirteen is astonished. "Tasha? The Witch-queen? AKA Natasha the Dark, AKA Iggwilv, AKA like a bajillion other things?? I believe she may have had a major crush on me at that lunch, that's why I used the plane shift spell..." He chuckles. "Aye, well if you're not hungry, perhaps I should be going. Unless you'd like to talk more... I usually only have the stars for company at this time..."
"Not sure if you know this, but whatever 'lore' is in this realm, i know nothing about it. Grew up somewhere else."
"Tasha's all around, mostly based in the Feywild... where did you grow up?"
"I grew up in california. Mostly near redwood forests."
"Earth? I've been to Earth. Got a lot of problems, but not even Eberron has Undertale..." He grins.
"It is a pretty good game. Wait, you have a way to earth?"
"Yeah...?"
"Not that its not nice here, but i left my phone at home. How do you do it?"
Thirteen points at the void wall. "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a seconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....... There!" A portal to California appears.
*lol never thought I'd say that*
"...huh." Azazel murmers
"Well?"
"Was it seriously that easy?"
"Nope. This will take me to the garage of my friend Mantelin. He can get us a spelljammer, and then all we have to look out for is elder evils..."
"I'm not looking for elder evils man."
"It's a joke... Mantelin will be on board... We should be fine."
"Great. How exactly did you get in contact with earth?"
"I've been alive 219 years, I've been everywhere."
"219 isn't a lot."
"You're right. I've barely even started on the Outer Planes! Now come on, you want your phone or not?"
"Sure," Azazel hops off the roof, landing with only a minor crunch as he heads towards the portal
"Are... are you okay?"
"What do you mean?"
"That crunching. You sprained your ankle, I believe."
"I'm fine, can walk fine."
"You sure? Well, we better hurry or the portal might close. And Mantelin isn't a huge fan of humans, seeing as he's a yugoloth..."
"Sure," Azazel goes through the portal, "Whats a yugoloth?"
"Fiends. Usually hired, but Mantelin is a good(ish) guy who makes spelljammers."
"People who give directions for a living. They're pretty common in Sigil."
"That sounds like a job that doesn't pay much.."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Captain Sena Tulan. Sena works, unless you make me hate you."
"Captain? Do you have a ship?"
"Yes, but it's a military rank."
"You're in the military? What are you doing here?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"People who give directions for a living. They're pretty common in Sigil."
"That sounds like a job that doesn't pay much.."
"Depends on how good they are, but it's usually around 5 copper commons for information. It gets them by."
"Huh. People don't just use maps instead?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
"Um... no thanks. I don't know who tasha is, but i'm not hungry."
Thirteen is astonished. "Tasha? The Witch-queen? AKA Natasha the Dark, AKA Iggwilv, AKA like a bajillion other things?? I believe she may have had a major crush on me at that lunch, that's why I used the plane shift spell..." He chuckles. "Aye, well if you're not hungry, perhaps I should be going. Unless you'd like to talk more... I usually only have the stars for company at this time..."
"Not sure if you know this, but whatever 'lore' is in this realm, i know nothing about it. Grew up somewhere else."
"Tasha's all around, mostly based in the Feywild... where did you grow up?"
"I grew up in california. Mostly near redwood forests."
"Earth? I've been to Earth. Got a lot of problems, but not even Eberron has Undertale..." He grins.
"It is a pretty good game. Wait, you have a way to earth?"
"Yeah...?"
"Not that its not nice here, but i left my phone at home. How do you do it?"
Thirteen points at the void wall. "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a seconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....... There!" A portal to California appears.
*lol never thought I'd say that*
"...huh." Azazel murmers
"Well?"
"Was it seriously that easy?"
"Nope. This will take me to the garage of my friend Mantelin. He can get us a spelljammer, and then all we have to look out for is elder evils..."
"I'm not looking for elder evils man."
"It's a joke... Mantelin will be on board... We should be fine."
"Great. How exactly did you get in contact with earth?"
"I've been alive 219 years, I've been everywhere."
"219 isn't a lot."
"You're right. I've barely even started on the Outer Planes! Now come on, you want your phone or not?"
"Sure," Azazel hops off the roof, landing with only a minor crunch as he heads towards the portal
"Are... are you okay?"
"What do you mean?"
"That crunching. You sprained your ankle, I believe."
"I'm fine, can walk fine."
"You sure? Well, we better hurry or the portal might close. And Mantelin isn't a huge fan of humans, seeing as he's a yugoloth..."
"Sure," Azazel goes through the portal, "Whats a yugoloth?"
"Fiends. Usually hired, but Mantelin is a good(ish) guy who makes spelljammers."
*Yep.*
"....Oh god." Avery brings the statue inside
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"People who give directions for a living. They're pretty common in Sigil."
"Sure," Azazel goes through the portal, "Whats a yugoloth?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*No worries. Don't feel obligated to get on if you can't.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Yes, but it's a military rank."
Roll History or Arcana.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A massige gnoll is lounging outside in a tree.
The kitten is a statue.
Nessa is in her room.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Fiends. Usually hired, but Mantelin is a good(ish) guy who makes spelljammers."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"That sounds like a job that doesn't pay much.."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Sena is staring at everything.
Avarice is reading.
The spined devil is in the rafters.
"You're in the military? What are you doing here?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Depends on how good they are, but it's usually around 5 copper commons for information. It gets them by."
*Is he gonna do something violent in return?*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The gnoll stares at it creepily.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Retired. I just wander now."
"Huh. People don't just use maps instead?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Why do we need to grab a spelljammer?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
The spined devil flies down, pokes the gnoll, and returns to the rafters.