Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
At this point by the time the scrying spell wears off, kai has been on fire for a consecutive 5 minutes
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
At this point by the time the scrying spell wears off, kai has been on fire for a consecutive 5 minutes
Ursula comes down into the main room, staring at the flaming person sitting on a table with a tophat that would fit a spider.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
At this point by the time the scrying spell wears off, kai has been on fire for a consecutive 5 minutes
Ursula comes down into the main room, staring at the flaming person sitting on a table with a tophat that would fit a spider.
He's obviously not fireproof, as even with the blessing his skin is being charred by the flames, though no damage
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
At this point by the time the scrying spell wears off, kai has been on fire for a consecutive 5 minutes
Ursula comes down into the main room, staring at the flaming person sitting on a table with a tophat that would fit a spider.
He's obviously not fireproof, as even with the blessing his skin is being charred by the flames, though no damage
"i have a sudden urge to take you exactly 150 and 1 feet away from the tavern."
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
At this point by the time the scrying spell wears off, kai has been on fire for a consecutive 5 minutes
Ursula comes down into the main room, staring at the flaming person sitting on a table with a tophat that would fit a spider.
He's obviously not fireproof, as even with the blessing his skin is being charred by the flames, though no damage
"i have a sudden urge to take you exactly 150 and 1 feet away from the tavern."
*Looks around, sees some guy burst into flames then go out again*
Well that was strange
"oh, don't mind that, whoever you are. he just spontaneously combusts sometimes, and it's rude to stare."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
At this point by the time the scrying spell wears off, kai has been on fire for a consecutive 5 minutes
Ursula comes down into the main room, staring at the flaming person sitting on a table with a tophat that would fit a spider.
He's obviously not fireproof, as even with the blessing his skin is being charred by the flames, though no damage
"i have a sudden urge to take you exactly 150 and 1 feet away from the tavern."
"You would get picked like last time."
"i have absolutely no idea what you mean right now. is having a stroke normal for you?"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
At this point by the time the scrying spell wears off, kai has been on fire for a consecutive 5 minutes
Ursula comes down into the main room, staring at the flaming person sitting on a table with a tophat that would fit a spider.
He's obviously not fireproof, as even with the blessing his skin is being charred by the flames, though no damage
"i have a sudden urge to take you exactly 150 and 1 feet away from the tavern."
"You would get picked like last time."
"i have absolutely no idea what you mean right now. is having a stroke normal for you?"
"You're like 3 feet shorter than me. I honestly do't think you can do anything to me i dont want."
*The fire extinguisher sprouts legs, walks over and puts the fire out, and the legs retract again*
"great! you made an anti-arson machine! buzz kill." muttered Ursula
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
spider sound intensifies.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
At this point by the time the scrying spell wears off, kai has been on fire for a consecutive 5 minutes
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*I come back in with a small tea set*
Can't leave my tea!
*Sits down at table*
*Looks around, sees some guy burst into flames then go out again*
Well that was strange
I have a PHD in traps
Ursula comes down into the main room, staring at the flaming person sitting on a table with a tophat that would fit a spider.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
He's obviously not fireproof, as even with the blessing his skin is being charred by the flames, though no damage
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"i have a sudden urge to take you exactly 150 and 1 feet away from the tavern."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"You would get picked like last time."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"oh, don't mind that, whoever you are. he just spontaneously combusts sometimes, and it's rude to stare."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"i have absolutely no idea what you mean right now. is having a stroke normal for you?"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Its a genetics thing," They sigh as they put out the fire
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"You're like 3 feet shorter than me. I honestly do't think you can do anything to me i dont want."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Grabs a fire extinguisher and starts tinkering*
"Now it has legs!"
*Makes a small fire on the table*
*The fire extinguisher sprouts legs, walks over and puts the fire out, and the legs retract again*
I have a PHD in traps
"great! you made an anti-arson machine! buzz kill." muttered Ursula
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.