Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
"Stop, do not do that." He covers his ears
spider sound intensifies.
*AAAAA, i dislike that, gets me squeemish*
Kai groans, his head on the table as he trys to ignore the scuttling
the sound stops, as Ursula puts the finishing touches on her 3rd web hat and places it on Kai's head. it feels like cobwebs.
"Kindly take this off me or i will set stuff ablaze in panic."
*Ursula leaves into her room, where she then starts scrying on Kai.*
After about five more seconds, kai burusts into flames for a few seconds, before it goes out. This however, does nothing to anything thanks to the tavern
Ursula waits ten minutes to get full use of the scrying spell because 5th level spell slot went down the drain.
At this point by the time the scrying spell wears off, kai has been on fire for a consecutive 5 minutes
Ursula comes down into the main room, staring at the flaming person sitting on a table with a tophat that would fit a spider.
He's obviously not fireproof, as even with the blessing his skin is being charred by the flames, though no damage
"i have a sudden urge to take you exactly 150 and 1 feet away from the tavern."
"You would get picked like last time."
"i have absolutely no idea what you mean right now. is having a stroke normal for you?"
"You're like 3 feet shorter than me. I honestly do't think you can do anything to me i dont want."
"bold statement for someone who i hit with a rock."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Pulls out small hand held cannon, checks a dial, adjusts a valve, loads it with six scrolls of fire ball*
"This will melt ANYTHING into slag in 10sec or less"
"anything?"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"well, i bet that you cannot melt this here spider." she said, holding Bolesh the widow. "if you can, i pay you 50 gold pieces, if you can't, you pay me." deal?
*this is a trap, because living things can't be harmed in or around the tavern.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"well, i bet that you cannot melt this here spider." she said, holding Bolesh the widow. "if you can, i pay you 50 gold pieces, if you can't, you pay me." deal?
*this is a trap, because living things can't be harmed in or around the tavern.*
"well, i bet that you cannot melt this here spider." she said, holding Bolesh the widow. "if you can, i pay you 50 gold pieces, if you can't, you pay me." deal?
*this is a trap, because living things can't be harmed in or around the tavern.*
*read rules pinned to the door when coming in*
"OK, walks 151 feet away"
*turns dial up to max overclock*
*A huge flash of light and a static hiss later*
*pulls back trigger and all scrolls pop out*
*peers at huge smoking crater*
"50gp please!"
Ursula stood there for a second. looking at the huge smoking crater. at what once was her pet spider.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"well, i bet that you cannot melt this here spider." she said, holding Bolesh the widow. "if you can, i pay you 50 gold pieces, if you can't, you pay me." deal?
*this is a trap, because living things can't be harmed in or around the tavern.*
*read rules pinned to the door when coming in*
"OK, walks 151 feet away"
*turns dial up to max overclock*
*A huge flash of light and a static hiss later*
*pulls back trigger and all scrolls pop out*
*peers at huge smoking crater*
"50gp please!"
Ursula stood there for a second. looking at the huge smoking crater. at what once was her pet spider.
"well, i bet that you cannot melt this here spider." she said, holding Bolesh the widow. "if you can, i pay you 50 gold pieces, if you can't, you pay me." deal?
*this is a trap, because living things can't be harmed in or around the tavern.*
*read rules pinned to the door when coming in*
"OK, walks 151 feet away"
*turns dial up to max overclock*
*A huge flash of light and a static hiss later*
*pulls back trigger and all scrolls pop out*
*peers at huge smoking crater*
"50gp please!"
Ursula stood there for a second. looking at the huge smoking crater. at what once was her pet spider.
Ursula walked into her room without a word, and started crying. mostly because death of spooder, partly because scrolls of raising dead cost a boatload.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
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"Well I do have a PRO-arson machine..."
*Pulls out small hand held cannon, checks a dial, adjusts a valve, loads it with six scrolls of fire ball*
"This will melt ANYTHING into slag in 10sec or less"
I have a PHD in traps
"bold statement for someone who i hit with a rock."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"anything?"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Gets a chunk of steel*
*Power up sound*
"FIRING MAH LAZERRRRR"
*Stares at chunk of steel*
*Steel dissolves*
"Should do..."
I have a PHD in traps
"well, i bet that you cannot melt this here spider." she said, holding Bolesh the widow. "if you can, i pay you 50 gold pieces, if you can't, you pay me." deal?
*this is a trap, because living things can't be harmed in or around the tavern.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*read rules pinned to the door when coming in*
"OK, walks 151 feet away"
*turns dial up to max overclock*
*A huge flash of light and a static hiss later*
*pulls back trigger and all scrolls pop out*
*peers at huge smoking crater*
"50gp please!"
I have a PHD in traps
Ursula stood there for a second. looking at the huge smoking crater. at what once was her pet spider.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Oops?
I have a PHD in traps
Ursula walked into her room without a word, and started crying. mostly because death of spooder, partly because scrolls of raising dead cost a boatload.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Good thing I have a spare"
*revives spooder*
*makes spooder armour*
"There we go"
*Slips spider under door*
I have a PHD in traps
*goes to own room, make stop watch thing*
I have a PHD in traps
*Good morning.*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Good afternoon, you missed a lazer cannon, and a huge crater*
I have a PHD in traps
Zemetekile is planting peonies outside.
Flanne is marking down places on a map.
Paris is playing with spark.
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*walks outside*
"Helloooo!"
I have a PHD in traps
*Are you talking to a character?*
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*anyone ever watched farscape?*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Yes I am*
I have a PHD in traps
*Is bad with quotes*
I have a PHD in traps
*Hmm.*
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.