“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
Soldaer chuckles in the background. You're more than just a wolf, aren't you? He asks.
I'm starving... I haven't eaten in days. Don't judge me.
Soldaer chuckles slightly. First, who are you? Second, I could help you hunt and get you some food that will be far most substantial than a jar of honey. Or how about a nice, big steak?
I can't go outside the blessing, and I have no money. It's better if strangers believe I'm some random lost puppy or whatever makes them feel bad. My name is Roran, to answer your question.
Pleasure to meet you, Roran. I'm Soldaer Torrae, ranger and druid. And since you can't leave the blessing, how about I order you a nice, big steak? It's not like I'm particularly short on money, especially after I killed that green dragon about 50 years back.
He seems to consider. I... could go for a large steak right about now.
Soldaer chuckles again. Alright. It may take a little bit, and let me know how you want it. Rare, medium rare, medium well...
Rare. He replies abruptly. As rare as possible.
Soldaer laughs. I thought so, but wanted to make sure. I'll go see if they can give me a raw one, if you'd prefer that.
He grins. Thank you, Soldaer.
Soldaer smiles. Of course. I should be back shortly. He gets up, and walks into the kitchen, and, sure enough, walks back out a minute later with a 5 lb. raw steak on a plate. He sets the plate down in front of Roran. There you go, my friend. He says, patting him on the head a couple times before heading back over to his table.
Roran “wolfed” the food down quickly. “Do you have a job?”
Soldaer chuckles. "No, at least not one I'm paid for. I'm a chosen of Eilistraee, and the protector of my people." He fluidly switches back to telepathy. I'm also the crown prince of my people, but so far, only two people here know that, and one of them is my girlfriend.
Soldaer breaks the kiss after a while, smiling his eyes seeming to glow. This time, it doesn't fade as he blinks.
"See? Glowy eyes"
Soldaer chuckles. "I'll have to take your word for it, my love. I can't exactly see my own eyes without a mirror."
"Yeeeaaah. glowly." She giggles, "Woo, still feeling a bit turned over it seems"
Soldaer chuckles, and his eyes take on a slightly more mischievous light. "Do I need to take you back upstairs...?" His voice tells her that he isn't entirely opposed to that idea.
She blushes deeply, "N-no, not yet"
Soldaer's expression changes to one of a little bit of worry and confusion. Somethingwrong, my love? He asks, his eyes searching.
"Its nothing," She takes a long sip of water, "Just feeling nauseous lately."
Soldaer looks a little worried. That isn't like you, my love...You didn't get sick very often back home, from what I remember.
"Maybe its just foreign bacteria?"
Soldaer laughs, but is still worried. "Doubtful. Most worlds are basically the same, and I don't think you can get sick while you're within the protection field, as that is causing you harm..."
"Maybe its to small to be detected, who knows?" she smiles
"Im... Im physically ok, now, I think.... Im.... Still just a little worried about getting back safely..."
Zay looked at her firmly. “I will protect you.”
"Thank you, but... Please dont get yourself hurt..."
“I wouldn’t mind being hurt as long as you aren’t.”
"... I just wouldnt want anything bad to happen to you over just me..."
“Over just you?” Zay gave her a stern look. “You are important and valuable. Your kindness knows no bounds. Acvomalia of Sogel, you are one of the only people I would lay down my life for.”
"... Thank you... But I really wouldn't want you to. Youre just as kind... Just as important. And really my only friend.."
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Bolehs is eating either a monkey or a halfing. (could be either!!!)
Fin, taking a walk in the waning woods, stumbles upon Ursula and the house
Currently, the house is just an outline of webs. this, however, is still enough for Ursula to be immediately aware of their location. "Who are you?" she says, suspended herself on a strand os silk, hanging upside down.
"Fin Merd, and you?"
"Ursula Selderi."
He cocks his head, "That's quite the house you have there"
*Description pls.*
Ursula is a 3 foot tall Saltichne arachne. *jumping spider* She wears a cloak that would be to big for a human, and is covered in webs. she has 8 eyes, and spinnerets in her wrists and at the back of her abdomen. she has fangs that are stained slightly red with blood. because Jumping spiders have fur, her's is brown. (arachne= spidertaur*
"it is, isn't it?" she said sarcastically.
"Ah come on, it's not all that bad. I mean, it could use a roof, but it looks like an excellent work in progress."
"i started working on this an hour and a half ago"
"Now that's impressive."
"i was told i'm really fast at weaving." she said as she swung from her strand of silk onto the nearby trees, which she started connecting with miniscule strands of silk.
He watches, fascinated.
after she made a thin, shimmering outline of silk, she took a glowing blue strand of silk from a grass vile, and snapped her fingers. as she did this, webs popped up from the ground into a nice carpet. she placed the blue strand onto the carpet, which it fused with. the blue strand seemed to reinforce it, and make it more real than just a web spell.
"Where are you from?"
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
“Do you need food? Honey isn’t very substantial y’a know”
The wolf nodded slowly.
“All right, I’ll help y’a out” Apifite smiles and orders some meat for the wolf
It wags its tail happily, following him.
“I Hope you enjoy it, friend” When the meat arrives Apifite continues to drink his sugar water
The wolf poofs into a young man with stark white hair, crystal blue eyes, and a large amount of black piercings. He winces, rubbing his head, where two fluffy white wolf ears stick out. "Ow.."
Apifite looks at him up and down “damn” bi bee boi intensifies and he drinks more sugar water
He looks a bit bewildered. “I uh.. that wasn’t supposed to happen.. sorry.”
“Whatever man, you’re hot”
[[ lmao he just outright said it :,] ]]
He sits there, dumbfounded. His ears fold back in embarrassment. “Actually, it’s quite cold in here.”
“I’ll be right back” he runs up to his room and comes back down in only a few seconds holding a brown flight jacket “you can wear this if you need”
He accepts it gratefully. “Thank you… the wolf thing doesn’t bother you at all?”
“Why would it? You’re cute as a wolf” he thinks for a second “you’re cute as a human too, I would kiss your nose in both forms”
[[ i must say Apifite is u n f i l t e r e d ]]
*LMAO*
He tucks his face deeper into the bomber jacket. “Oh.” He seems a bit too caught off his guard to be able to think coherently.
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Soldaer breaks the kiss after a while, smiling his eyes seeming to glow. This time, it doesn't fade as he blinks.
"See? Glowy eyes"
Soldaer chuckles. "I'll have to take your word for it, my love. I can't exactly see my own eyes without a mirror."
"Yeeeaaah. glowly." She giggles, "Woo, still feeling a bit turned over it seems"
Soldaer chuckles, and his eyes take on a slightly more mischievous light. "Do I need to take you back upstairs...?" His voice tells her that he isn't entirely opposed to that idea.
She blushes deeply, "N-no, not yet"
Soldaer's expression changes to one of a little bit of worry and confusion. Somethingwrong, my love? He asks, his eyes searching.
"Its nothing," She takes a long sip of water, "Just feeling nauseous lately."
Soldaer looks a little worried. That isn't like you, my love...You didn't get sick very often back home, from what I remember.
"Maybe its just foreign bacteria?"
Soldaer laughs, but is still worried. "Doubtful. Most worlds are basically the same, and I don't think you can get sick while you're within the protection field, as that is causing you harm..."
"Maybe its to small to be detected, who knows?" she smiles
*Soldaer's smart, but I couldn't have him get it right away ;D *
Soldaer shakes his head, growing a little more worried. Suddenly his eyes go wide. Nia...I think we may need to talk...There's one thing that you aren't protected from, since it isn't actually harming you......
A tall, muscled woman with dyed green hair, hazel eyes, and roughed up iron plate armor waves to him. She has a big smile on her face. "You ok up there?"
*Kite?*
"Hm? oh yeah, i'm fine." He nods, still jamming the severed finger at the stump
*Yeup. Timewarp.*
"You.. don't seem alright there mate. Come down and let me help you out with that!"
*Me missing having characters that know her ;-; *
"Hmmm, sure" Azazel nods, dissapating into a cloud of dark smoking, appearing behind her, "Alright, how can ya help?"
*Also, i can't remember how the paladin divine sense works. Is it automatic or action?*
*Action. She hasn’t checked yet.*
She jumps. “Woah! Well, I can try to heal if you’d like?” She holds out a vial of orange liquid.
"Sure, though it usually just.... goes back on. What is that stuff?" He asks
“Regeneration potion!” She seemed a bit confused. “And what do you mean it just goes back on?” Kite helps hold his finger against the stub so he can drink the potion.
"It just, goes back on." He says. As he takes the potion, she can see string of a dark spectral lacing along the stump, like stitches
“That’s so cool.. what kinda fancy wizard bloke are you? A necromancer?” She watched with an awed expression.
"Hm? Oh no, i'm no spellcaster. I kinda have a regeneration?"
Bolehs is eating either a monkey or a halfing. (could be either!!!)
Fin, taking a walk in the waning woods, stumbles upon Ursula and the house
Currently, the house is just an outline of webs. this, however, is still enough for Ursula to be immediately aware of their location. "Who are you?" she says, suspended herself on a strand os silk, hanging upside down.
"Fin Merd, and you?"
"Ursula Selderi."
He cocks his head, "That's quite the house you have there"
*Description pls.*
Ursula is a 3 foot tall Saltichne arachne. *jumping spider* She wears a cloak that would be to big for a human, and is covered in webs. she has 8 eyes, and spinnerets in her wrists and at the back of her abdomen. she has fangs that are stained slightly red with blood. because Jumping spiders have fur, her's is brown. (arachne= spidertaur*
"it is, isn't it?" she said sarcastically.
"Ah come on, it's not all that bad. I mean, it could use a roof, but it looks like an excellent work in progress."
"i started working on this an hour and a half ago"
"Now that's impressive."
"i was told i'm really fast at weaving." she said as she swung from her strand of silk onto the nearby trees, which she started connecting with miniscule strands of silk.
He watches, fascinated.
after she made a thin, shimmering outline of silk, she took a glowing blue strand of silk from a grass vile, and snapped her fingers. as she did this, webs popped up from the ground into a nice carpet. she placed the blue strand onto the carpet, which it fused with. the blue strand seemed to reinforce it, and make it more real than just a web spell.
"Where are you from?"
"The ctacombs of Ilderian. at least, for most of my life, thats where i lived."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer chuckles. "No, at least not one I'm paid for. I'm a chosen of Eilistraee, and the protector of my people." He fluidly switches back to telepathy. I'm also the crown prince of my people, but so far, only two people here know that, and one of them is my girlfriend.
His eyes widen for a moment and he looks a bit more on his guard, hand drifting to his sword him instinctively. You’re of nobility?
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"Im... Im physically ok, now, I think.... Im.... Still just a little worried about getting back safely..."
Zay looked at her firmly. “I will protect you.”
"Thank you, but... Please dont get yourself hurt..."
“I wouldn’t mind being hurt as long as you aren’t.”
"... I just wouldnt want anything bad to happen to you over just me..."
“Over just you?” Zay gave her a stern look. “You are important and valuable. Your kindness knows no bounds. Acvomalia of Sogel, you are one of the only people I would lay down my life for.”
"... Thank you... But I really wouldn't want you to. Youre just as kind... Just as important. And really my only friend.."
“You deserve more friends. Anyone who does not see that deserves to be sacrificed to my lord and fed to the collective masses in a ritual to bring forth demons from the Abyss.” Zay responds in full seriousness.
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"You've been running away for a hundred years? How do they keep finding you?"
Yazrin snorts. "In a word, high priestesses. I've killed at least three so far, as well as scores of other Drow, and even a handful of Driders."
"Driders don't serve the Drow...or at least not the ones I've met."
Yazrin laughs. "Then you met some rogue ones. Most Driders are still servants, or at least willing warriors, for the Drow."
"Hm, that sort of makes sense. The one met was my guide through the Underdark. She was very nice and she explained that it was her compassion that had her exiled."
Yazrin nods. "She was one of the few with a conscience then."
"Is there a way to save her? Is there a way to save any of them?"
Yazrin shrugs. "There are rumors of enclaves of Drow who have broken from Lloth and formed settlements, although I don't know where they are...From what I've heard, those enclaves would gladly welcome outcast driders such as the one who was your guide."
"I've heard of those, but I mean...fix her body. I remember her saying that she would've been perfectly fine as an exile, but now as a half-spider thingy, no one can see anything but a monster..." Emrick says sadly.
Yazrin shakes his head. "Unfortunately, I have never heard of a Drider becoming a normal Drow again...It would take a miracle, and some power that can undo the dark twistings of Lloth."
"There has to be some way...She brought me all the way to Menzoberranzan just for me to leave a week later."
Yazrin nods. "I understand...but there isn't, at least none that I know of. On the plus side, there are few things in the Underdark that will willingly tangle with a Drider."
"I guess..." Emrick frowns. "What do you know about the other houses?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
“Do you need food? Honey isn’t very substantial y’a know”
The wolf nodded slowly.
“All right, I’ll help y’a out” Apifite smiles and orders some meat for the wolf
It wags its tail happily, following him.
“I Hope you enjoy it, friend” When the meat arrives Apifite continues to drink his sugar water
The wolf poofs into a young man with stark white hair, crystal blue eyes, and a large amount of black piercings. He winces, rubbing his head, where two fluffy white wolf ears stick out. "Ow.."
Apifite looks at him up and down “damn” bi bee boi intensifies and he drinks more sugar water
He looks a bit bewildered. “I uh.. that wasn’t supposed to happen.. sorry.”
“Whatever man, you’re hot”
[[ lmao he just outright said it :,] ]]
He sits there, dumbfounded. His ears fold back in embarrassment. “Actually, it’s quite cold in here.”
“I’ll be right back” he runs up to his room and comes back down in only a few seconds holding a brown flight jacket “you can wear this if you need”
He accepts it gratefully. “Thank you… the wolf thing doesn’t bother you at all?”
“Why would it? You’re cute as a wolf” he thinks for a second “you’re cute as a human too, I would kiss your nose in both forms”
[[ i must say Apifite is u n f i l t e r e d ]]
*LMAO*
He tucks his face deeper into the bomber jacket. “Oh.” He seems a bit too caught off his guard to be able to think coherently.
[[ the fact Apifite says all this stuff with a straight face is hilarious]]
“I’m just surprised you aren’t fazed by my extra arms-“ he finishes the sugar water and pulls up his gas mask “you want one?” He holds out a white and blue gas mask and goggles
"Hm? Oh no, i'm no spellcaster. I kinda have a regeneration?"
“Well I’m Kite, a paladin! Pleasure to meet ya mate!” She extends a hand to shake.
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Soldaer chuckles. "No, at least not one I'm paid for. I'm a chosen of Eilistraee, and the protector of my people." He fluidly switches back to telepathy. I'm also the crown prince of my people, but so far, only two people here know that, and one of them is my girlfriend.
His eyes widen for a moment and he looks a bit more on his guard, hand drifting to his sword him instinctively. You’re of nobility?
Soldaer chuckles slightly, noticing the movement. Yes. My parents are the king and queen, powerful warrior and mage, respectively, in their own rights, and just. I left the palace a long time ago, as I couldn't take all the drama form the courtiers. I am still the crown prince though, whether I act like, or want it, or not.
Soldaer breaks the kiss after a while, smiling his eyes seeming to glow. This time, it doesn't fade as he blinks.
"See? Glowy eyes"
Soldaer chuckles. "I'll have to take your word for it, my love. I can't exactly see my own eyes without a mirror."
"Yeeeaaah. glowly." She giggles, "Woo, still feeling a bit turned over it seems"
Soldaer chuckles, and his eyes take on a slightly more mischievous light. "Do I need to take you back upstairs...?" His voice tells her that he isn't entirely opposed to that idea.
She blushes deeply, "N-no, not yet"
Soldaer's expression changes to one of a little bit of worry and confusion. Somethingwrong, my love? He asks, his eyes searching.
"Its nothing," She takes a long sip of water, "Just feeling nauseous lately."
Soldaer looks a little worried. That isn't like you, my love...You didn't get sick very often back home, from what I remember.
"Maybe its just foreign bacteria?"
Soldaer laughs, but is still worried. "Doubtful. Most worlds are basically the same, and I don't think you can get sick while you're within the protection field, as that is causing you harm..."
"Maybe its to small to be detected, who knows?" she smiles
*Soldaer's smart, but I couldn't have him get it right away ;D *
Soldaer shakes his head, growing a little more worried. Suddenly his eyes go wide. Nia...I think we may need to talk...There's one thing that you aren't protected from, since it isn't actually harming you......
"You've been running away for a hundred years? How do they keep finding you?"
Yazrin snorts. "In a word, high priestesses. I've killed at least three so far, as well as scores of other Drow, and even a handful of Driders."
"Driders don't serve the Drow...or at least not the ones I've met."
Yazrin laughs. "Then you met some rogue ones. Most Driders are still servants, or at least willing warriors, for the Drow."
"Hm, that sort of makes sense. The one met was my guide through the Underdark. She was very nice and she explained that it was her compassion that had her exiled."
Yazrin nods. "She was one of the few with a conscience then."
"Is there a way to save her? Is there a way to save any of them?"
Yazrin shrugs. "There are rumors of enclaves of Drow who have broken from Lloth and formed settlements, although I don't know where they are...From what I've heard, those enclaves would gladly welcome outcast driders such as the one who was your guide."
"I've heard of those, but I mean...fix her body. I remember her saying that she would've been perfectly fine as an exile, but now as a half-spider thingy, no one can see anything but a monster..." Emrick says sadly.
Yazrin shakes his head. "Unfortunately, I have never heard of a Drider becoming a normal Drow again...It would take a miracle, and some power that can undo the dark twistings of Lloth."
"There has to be some way...She brought me all the way to Menzoberranzan just for me to leave a week later."
Yazrin nods. "I understand...but there isn't, at least none that I know of. On the plus side, there are few things in the Underdark that will willingly tangle with a Drider."
"I guess..." Emrick frowns. "What do you know about the other houses?"
*Time to brush up on my Menzoberranyr lore...Cracks knuckles and neck.*
"Some. I know more about the ruling houses though, as my house was only expecting an attack from one of them."
Soldaer breaks the kiss after a while, smiling his eyes seeming to glow. This time, it doesn't fade as he blinks.
"See? Glowy eyes"
Soldaer chuckles. "I'll have to take your word for it, my love. I can't exactly see my own eyes without a mirror."
"Yeeeaaah. glowly." She giggles, "Woo, still feeling a bit turned over it seems"
Soldaer chuckles, and his eyes take on a slightly more mischievous light. "Do I need to take you back upstairs...?" His voice tells her that he isn't entirely opposed to that idea.
She blushes deeply, "N-no, not yet"
Soldaer's expression changes to one of a little bit of worry and confusion. Somethingwrong, my love? He asks, his eyes searching.
"Its nothing," She takes a long sip of water, "Just feeling nauseous lately."
Soldaer looks a little worried. That isn't like you, my love...You didn't get sick very often back home, from what I remember.
"Maybe its just foreign bacteria?"
Soldaer laughs, but is still worried. "Doubtful. Most worlds are basically the same, and I don't think you can get sick while you're within the protection field, as that is causing you harm..."
"Maybe its to small to be detected, who knows?" she smiles
*Soldaer's smart, but I couldn't have him get it right away ;D *
Soldaer shakes his head, growing a little more worried. Suddenly his eyes go wide. Nia...I think we may need to talk...There's one thing that you aren't protected from, since it isn't actually harming you......
Soldaer breaks the kiss after a while, smiling his eyes seeming to glow. This time, it doesn't fade as he blinks.
"See? Glowy eyes"
Soldaer chuckles. "I'll have to take your word for it, my love. I can't exactly see my own eyes without a mirror."
"Yeeeaaah. glowly." She giggles, "Woo, still feeling a bit turned over it seems"
Soldaer chuckles, and his eyes take on a slightly more mischievous light. "Do I need to take you back upstairs...?" His voice tells her that he isn't entirely opposed to that idea.
She blushes deeply, "N-no, not yet"
Soldaer's expression changes to one of a little bit of worry and confusion. Somethingwrong, my love? He asks, his eyes searching.
"Its nothing," She takes a long sip of water, "Just feeling nauseous lately."
Soldaer looks a little worried. That isn't like you, my love...You didn't get sick very often back home, from what I remember.
"Maybe its just foreign bacteria?"
Soldaer laughs, but is still worried. "Doubtful. Most worlds are basically the same, and I don't think you can get sick while you're within the protection field, as that is causing you harm..."
"Maybe its to small to be detected, who knows?" she smiles
*Soldaer's smart, but I couldn't have him get it right away ;D *
Soldaer shakes his head, growing a little more worried. Suddenly his eyes go wide. Nia...I think we may need to talk...There's one thing that you aren't protected from, since it isn't actually harming you......
"What do you mean?" She asks, confused
I...I think you may be pregnant...
"What? how would that.... oh hell...." She suddenly realises
[[ the fact Apifite says all this stuff with a straight face is hilarious]]
“I’m just surprised you aren’t fazed by my extra arms-“ he finishes the sugar water and pulls up his gas mask “you want one?” He holds out a white and blue gas mask and goggles
”I’m.. quite alright without it. I never caught your name by the way?”
*Bravest person I’ve ever seen. Also Roran has a british accent.*
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Soldaer chuckles. "No, at least not one I'm paid for. I'm a chosen of Eilistraee, and the protector of my people." He fluidly switches back to telepathy. I'm also the crown prince of my people, but so far, only two people here know that, and one of them is my girlfriend.
[[ i have an idea ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"... Thank you... But I really wouldn't want you to. Youre just as kind... Just as important. And really my only friend.."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Where are you from?"
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
*LMAO*
He tucks his face deeper into the bomber jacket. “Oh.” He seems a bit too caught off his guard to be able to think coherently.
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*Soldaer's smart, but I couldn't have him get it right away ;D *
Soldaer shakes his head, growing a little more worried. Suddenly his eyes go wide. Nia...I think we may need to talk...There's one thing that you aren't protected from, since it isn't actually harming you......
"Hm? Oh no, i'm no spellcaster. I kinda have a regeneration?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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"The ctacombs of Ilderian. at least, for most of my life, thats where i lived."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
His eyes widen for a moment and he looks a bit more on his guard, hand drifting to his sword him instinctively. You’re of nobility?
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“You deserve more friends. Anyone who does not see that deserves to be sacrificed to my lord and fed to the collective masses in a ritual to bring forth demons from the Abyss.” Zay responds in full seriousness.
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"I guess..." Emrick frowns. "What do you know about the other houses?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
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When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
[[ the fact Apifite says all this stuff with a straight face is hilarious]]
“I’m just surprised you aren’t fazed by my extra arms-“ he finishes the sugar water and pulls up his gas mask “you want one?” He holds out a white and blue gas mask and goggles
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
“Well I’m Kite, a paladin! Pleasure to meet ya mate!” She extends a hand to shake.
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Soldaer chuckles slightly, noticing the movement. Yes. My parents are the king and queen, powerful warrior and mage, respectively, in their own rights, and just. I left the palace a long time ago, as I couldn't take all the drama form the courtiers. I am still the crown prince though, whether I act like, or want it, or not.
"What do you mean?" She asks, confused
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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Azazel shakes her hand with the now mended one, "I'm Azazel, pleasure to meet you too"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Time to brush up on my Menzoberranyr lore...Cracks knuckles and neck.*
"Some. I know more about the ruling houses though, as my house was only expecting an attack from one of them."
I...I think you may be pregnant...
"What? how would that.... oh hell...." She suddenly realises
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
”I’m.. quite alright without it. I never caught your name by the way?”
*Bravest person I’ve ever seen. Also Roran has a british accent.*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ