*ya know, i don't feel like i have enough nature stuff. its not like one of my characters is a spider druid and the other a shrub with an attitude. i need a ranger*
*Meanwhile, I'm sitting here with a ranger/druid, a ranger/rogue, a barb/ranger, and a rather large Fey cat thing.*
*and all i got is a spider sheperd, an angry plant, a snek, and an eldritch horror. oh ya, also scarlett johansson*
[[ courtesy of Webb and whisky ]]
*mostly whisky*
*Good thing she hasn't gotten her hands on any of Soldaer's Fire Whiskey....180 proof spiced whiskey... that'd make for one drunk spider lady. XD*
*ya know, i don't feel like i have enough nature stuff. its not like one of my characters is a spider druid and the other a shrub with an attitude. i need a ranger*
*Meanwhile, I'm sitting here with a ranger/druid, a ranger/rogue, a barb/ranger, and a rather large Fey cat thing.*
*and all i got is a spider sheperd, an angry plant, a snek, and an eldritch horror. oh ya, also scarlett johansson*
[[ courtesy of Webb and whisky ]]
*mostly whisky*
*Good thing she hasn't gotten her hands on any of Soldaer's Fire Whiskey....180 proof spiced whiskey... that'd make for one drunk spider lady. XD*
*the last time spider lady got drunk, i was resisting the urge for her to start randomly punching people with all 6 of her weird claw arms.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
Soldaer continues singing, the tree growing exceptionally fast, and the two rooms on the second floor finishing, connected by a bridge that is seemingly grown out of thin branches and vines. A third floor emerges from the top of the tree, with the canopy quickly growing past this floor, finally stopping at nearly 170 feet off the ground. This third set of rooms get about halfway completed before Soldaer stops singing, leaning against the trunk of the tree. The trunk is now nearly 10 feet across and the staircase inside is about 6 feet across.
Nia is using illusions to decorate, flipping between a bunch of different options
Soldaer keeps leaning against the trunk, gathering his strength. Eventually, he gathers enough strength and climbs up the stairs, much slower than usual.
Nia looks over at him, "You ok babe?"
Soldaer smiles, and nods. "Yeah, just took a lot out of me dear." He takes her hand. "C'mon, you should see the progress."
"Hmm, sure, i can take a little break i guess"
Soldaer smiles, and leads her back down the stairs and out away from the tree so they can see it in it's entirety.
"Woah! You really got to work!"
Soldaer nods before leaning against Nia. "You...have no idea how much it takes...out of me though...dear."
"You, my good sir, need a rest now."
Soldaer chuckles. "What, are you my doctor now, Nia?" He says with a tired laugh.
"I could play nurse sometime," She smiles, "But seriously, you know i have a bit more medical experience than you."
Soldaer chuckles. "And yet I was the one to realize you were pregnant." He smiles, and sighs. "And you are right though, my love. I do need some rest."
"Hey, never did self medication!" She laughs,
Soldaer laughs. "Fair enough, dear." He sighs, seeming very tired. "Well, I'm gonna fall asleep here soon, regardless of where we are...Should probably get back inside." He chuckles slightly.
"Want me to help you walk?"
Soldaer smiles. "Would be helpful." He says with a slight laugh as he starts trying to head towards the tree house thing.
Nia loops her arm around soldaer's back, "Alright, lean on me a little."
Soldaer smiles, and wraps his arms around her shoulders, and allows her to support some of his weight. Thank you, Nia...guess I should've taken it a bit slower, shouldn't I? He laughs wryly as they make their way to the tree and start going up the stairs.
"No problem," She smiles, not seeming to have trouble with supporting him, "Do we have beds already?" She asks once they start going upstairs
Soldaer chuckles. I don't think so, at least not yet. Furniture was going to be next once the actual building was finished. The furniture is grown from the tree as well, dear, if you remember. He sighs. The floor is fine, dear. I've slept in less comfortable places before.
"Hm...." Nia frowns, looking around for a moment, rummaging through her pocket, "I am so glad i kept some stuff on me when i came to decorate," She says, pulling out a small bead. She throws it at the floor, it making a popping noise as it erupts into a bedroll that looks rather comfy
Soldaer looks slightly surprised, but grins. "That's my fiancé, always prepared, aren't you?" He says with a slight laugh before giving her a kiss.
"Of course i am, how do you think i survived the trip here," She winks, returning the kiss
Soldaer chuckles. "Planeswalking is dangerous. I'm a little surprised you managed to find me still, but glad you did." His eyes are tired, but still glowing a bit. He lays back down on the bedroll, and almost immediately start drifting off to sleep. You know...I do sleep better with you next to me, dear... His voice trails off, mostly because of how exhausted he is.
"I'm tough love." She smiles, laying beside him, Sleep well Sol.
Good night, my love. He says, his eyes closing. With that, he's asleep again.
Nia bunkers down next to him, listening to the wind
Soldaer sleeps for the next 9 hours or so (Exceptionally long, considering elves only need to sleep for 4 usually), before waking up, feeling much more awake now.
Nia is curled up next to him, having let him have the blanket, snoring lightly
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
*mission impossible music starts playing*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
*No. Everyone likes him. No one's gonna throw him off a cliff.*
*ya know, i don't feel like i have enough nature stuff. its not like one of my characters is a spider druid and the other a shrub with an attitude. i need a ranger*
*Meanwhile, I'm sitting here with a ranger/druid, a ranger/rogue, a barb/ranger, and a rather large Fey cat thing.*
*and all i got is a spider sheperd, an angry plant, a snek, and an eldritch horror. oh ya, also scarlett johansson*
[[ courtesy of Webb and whisky ]]
*mostly whisky*
*Good thing she hasn't gotten her hands on any of Soldaer's Fire Whiskey....180 proof spiced whiskey... that'd make for one drunk spider lady. XD*
*the last time spider lady got drunk, i was resisting the urge for her to start randomly punching people with all 6 of her weird claw arms.*
[[ she was having a drink off against Webb that I can remember lmao ]]
Soldaer continues singing, the tree growing exceptionally fast, and the two rooms on the second floor finishing, connected by a bridge that is seemingly grown out of thin branches and vines. A third floor emerges from the top of the tree, with the canopy quickly growing past this floor, finally stopping at nearly 170 feet off the ground. This third set of rooms get about halfway completed before Soldaer stops singing, leaning against the trunk of the tree. The trunk is now nearly 10 feet across and the staircase inside is about 6 feet across.
Nia is using illusions to decorate, flipping between a bunch of different options
Soldaer keeps leaning against the trunk, gathering his strength. Eventually, he gathers enough strength and climbs up the stairs, much slower than usual.
Nia looks over at him, "You ok babe?"
Soldaer smiles, and nods. "Yeah, just took a lot out of me dear." He takes her hand. "C'mon, you should see the progress."
"Hmm, sure, i can take a little break i guess"
Soldaer smiles, and leads her back down the stairs and out away from the tree so they can see it in it's entirety.
"Woah! You really got to work!"
Soldaer nods before leaning against Nia. "You...have no idea how much it takes...out of me though...dear."
"You, my good sir, need a rest now."
Soldaer chuckles. "What, are you my doctor now, Nia?" He says with a tired laugh.
"I could play nurse sometime," She smiles, "But seriously, you know i have a bit more medical experience than you."
Soldaer chuckles. "And yet I was the one to realize you were pregnant." He smiles, and sighs. "And you are right though, my love. I do need some rest."
"Hey, never did self medication!" She laughs,
Soldaer laughs. "Fair enough, dear." He sighs, seeming very tired. "Well, I'm gonna fall asleep here soon, regardless of where we are...Should probably get back inside." He chuckles slightly.
"Want me to help you walk?"
Soldaer smiles. "Would be helpful." He says with a slight laugh as he starts trying to head towards the tree house thing.
Nia loops her arm around soldaer's back, "Alright, lean on me a little."
Soldaer smiles, and wraps his arms around her shoulders, and allows her to support some of his weight. Thank you, Nia...guess I should've taken it a bit slower, shouldn't I? He laughs wryly as they make their way to the tree and start going up the stairs.
"No problem," She smiles, not seeming to have trouble with supporting him, "Do we have beds already?" She asks once they start going upstairs
Soldaer chuckles. I don't think so, at least not yet. Furniture was going to be next once the actual building was finished. The furniture is grown from the tree as well, dear, if you remember. He sighs. The floor is fine, dear. I've slept in less comfortable places before.
"Hm...." Nia frowns, looking around for a moment, rummaging through her pocket, "I am so glad i kept some stuff on me when i came to decorate," She says, pulling out a small bead. She throws it at the floor, it making a popping noise as it erupts into a bedroll that looks rather comfy
Soldaer looks slightly surprised, but grins. "That's my fiancé, always prepared, aren't you?" He says with a slight laugh before giving her a kiss.
"Of course i am, how do you think i survived the trip here," She winks, returning the kiss
Soldaer chuckles. "Planeswalking is dangerous. I'm a little surprised you managed to find me still, but glad you did." His eyes are tired, but still glowing a bit. He lays back down on the bedroll, and almost immediately start drifting off to sleep. You know...I do sleep better with you next to me, dear... His voice trails off, mostly because of how exhausted he is.
"I'm tough love." She smiles, laying beside him, Sleep well Sol.
Good night, my love. He says, his eyes closing. With that, he's asleep again.
Nia bunkers down next to him, listening to the wind
Soldaer sleeps for the next 9 hours or so (Exceptionally long, considering elves only need to sleep for 4 usually), before waking up, feeling much more awake now.
Nia is curled up next to him, having let him have the blanket, snoring lightly
Soldaer chuckles. I didn't need the blanket, darling. He says, slowly pulling his arm out from under her head, and then putting the blanket over her.
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
*No. Everyone likes him. No one's gonna throw him off a cliff.*
[[ damn me and making characters everybody somehow likes ]]
*ya know, i don't feel like i have enough nature stuff. its not like one of my characters is a spider druid and the other a shrub with an attitude. i need a ranger*
*Meanwhile, I'm sitting here with a ranger/druid, a ranger/rogue, a barb/ranger, and a rather large Fey cat thing.*
*and all i got is a spider sheperd, an angry plant, a snek, and an eldritch horror. oh ya, also scarlett johansson*
[[ courtesy of Webb and whisky ]]
*mostly whisky*
*Good thing she hasn't gotten her hands on any of Soldaer's Fire Whiskey....180 proof spiced whiskey... that'd make for one drunk spider lady. XD*
*the last time spider lady got drunk, i was resisting the urge for her to start randomly punching people with all 6 of her weird claw arms.*
[[ she was having a drink off against Webb that I can remember lmao ]]
*if we were rolling constitution, Bolehs probably woulda won since she has crazy high con*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
*No. Everyone likes him. No one's gonna throw him off a cliff.*
[[ damn me and making characters everybody somehow likes ]]
*ariadne's evil royal laughter from behind you*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*ya know, i don't feel like i have enough nature stuff. its not like one of my characters is a spider druid and the other a shrub with an attitude. i need a ranger*
*Meanwhile, I'm sitting here with a ranger/druid, a ranger/rogue, a barb/ranger, and a rather large Fey cat thing.*
*and all i got is a spider sheperd, an angry plant, a snek, and an eldritch horror. oh ya, also scarlett johansson*
[[ courtesy of Webb and whisky ]]
*mostly whisky*
*Good thing she hasn't gotten her hands on any of Soldaer's Fire Whiskey....180 proof spiced whiskey... that'd make for one drunk spider lady. XD*
*the last time spider lady got drunk, i was resisting the urge for her to start randomly punching people with all 6 of her weird claw arms.*
[[ she was having a drink off against Webb that I can remember lmao ]]
*if we were rolling constitution, Bolehs probably woulda won since she has crazy high con*
[[ true but Webb is nearly twice her size, if they had the same con Webb woulda won due to biology, but everything evens out and it was a draw :] ]]
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
*No. Everyone likes him. No one's gonna throw him off a cliff.*
[[ damn me and making characters everybody somehow likes ]]
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
"Wrong greek myth, but ok." They raise an eyebrow as he kills the fly with a knife, "That was... exceptional."
*ya know, i don't feel like i have enough nature stuff. its not like one of my characters is a spider druid and the other a shrub with an attitude. i need a ranger*
*Meanwhile, I'm sitting here with a ranger/druid, a ranger/rogue, a barb/ranger, and a rather large Fey cat thing.*
*and all i got is a spider sheperd, an angry plant, a snek, and an eldritch horror. oh ya, also scarlett johansson*
[[ courtesy of Webb and whisky ]]
*mostly whisky*
*Good thing she hasn't gotten her hands on any of Soldaer's Fire Whiskey....180 proof spiced whiskey... that'd make for one drunk spider lady. XD*
*the last time spider lady got drunk, i was resisting the urge for her to start randomly punching people with all 6 of her weird claw arms.*
[[ she was having a drink off against Webb that I can remember lmao ]]
*if we were rolling constitution, Bolehs probably woulda won since she has crazy high con*
[[ true but Webb is nearly twice her size, if they had the same con Webb woulda won due to biology, but everything evens out and it was a draw :] ]]
*the news headlines: 24 in con VS. Biology!*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer continues singing, the tree growing exceptionally fast, and the two rooms on the second floor finishing, connected by a bridge that is seemingly grown out of thin branches and vines. A third floor emerges from the top of the tree, with the canopy quickly growing past this floor, finally stopping at nearly 170 feet off the ground. This third set of rooms get about halfway completed before Soldaer stops singing, leaning against the trunk of the tree. The trunk is now nearly 10 feet across and the staircase inside is about 6 feet across.
Nia is using illusions to decorate, flipping between a bunch of different options
Soldaer keeps leaning against the trunk, gathering his strength. Eventually, he gathers enough strength and climbs up the stairs, much slower than usual.
Nia looks over at him, "You ok babe?"
Soldaer smiles, and nods. "Yeah, just took a lot out of me dear." He takes her hand. "C'mon, you should see the progress."
"Hmm, sure, i can take a little break i guess"
Soldaer smiles, and leads her back down the stairs and out away from the tree so they can see it in it's entirety.
"Woah! You really got to work!"
Soldaer nods before leaning against Nia. "You...have no idea how much it takes...out of me though...dear."
"You, my good sir, need a rest now."
Soldaer chuckles. "What, are you my doctor now, Nia?" He says with a tired laugh.
"I could play nurse sometime," She smiles, "But seriously, you know i have a bit more medical experience than you."
Soldaer chuckles. "And yet I was the one to realize you were pregnant." He smiles, and sighs. "And you are right though, my love. I do need some rest."
"Hey, never did self medication!" She laughs,
Soldaer laughs. "Fair enough, dear." He sighs, seeming very tired. "Well, I'm gonna fall asleep here soon, regardless of where we are...Should probably get back inside." He chuckles slightly.
"Want me to help you walk?"
Soldaer smiles. "Would be helpful." He says with a slight laugh as he starts trying to head towards the tree house thing.
Nia loops her arm around soldaer's back, "Alright, lean on me a little."
Soldaer smiles, and wraps his arms around her shoulders, and allows her to support some of his weight. Thank you, Nia...guess I should've taken it a bit slower, shouldn't I? He laughs wryly as they make their way to the tree and start going up the stairs.
"No problem," She smiles, not seeming to have trouble with supporting him, "Do we have beds already?" She asks once they start going upstairs
Soldaer chuckles. I don't think so, at least not yet. Furniture was going to be next once the actual building was finished. The furniture is grown from the tree as well, dear, if you remember. He sighs. The floor is fine, dear. I've slept in less comfortable places before.
"Hm...." Nia frowns, looking around for a moment, rummaging through her pocket, "I am so glad i kept some stuff on me when i came to decorate," She says, pulling out a small bead. She throws it at the floor, it making a popping noise as it erupts into a bedroll that looks rather comfy
Soldaer looks slightly surprised, but grins. "That's my fiancé, always prepared, aren't you?" He says with a slight laugh before giving her a kiss.
"Of course i am, how do you think i survived the trip here," She winks, returning the kiss
Soldaer chuckles. "Planeswalking is dangerous. I'm a little surprised you managed to find me still, but glad you did." His eyes are tired, but still glowing a bit. He lays back down on the bedroll, and almost immediately start drifting off to sleep. You know...I do sleep better with you next to me, dear... His voice trails off, mostly because of how exhausted he is.
"I'm tough love." She smiles, laying beside him, Sleep well Sol.
Good night, my love. He says, his eyes closing. With that, he's asleep again.
Nia bunkers down next to him, listening to the wind
Soldaer sleeps for the next 9 hours or so (Exceptionally long, considering elves only need to sleep for 4 usually), before waking up, feeling much more awake now.
Nia is curled up next to him, having let him have the blanket, snoring lightly
Soldaer chuckles. I didn't need the blanket, darling. He says, slowly pulling his arm out from under her head, and then putting the blanket over her.
She mumbles something, holding onto his arm, unconciously
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
*No. Everyone likes him. No one's gonna throw him off a cliff.*
[[ damn me and making characters everybody somehow likes ]]
*ariadne's evil royal laughter from behind you*
[[ Araiadne’s a snek, right? ]]
*a royal snek*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer continues singing, the tree growing exceptionally fast, and the two rooms on the second floor finishing, connected by a bridge that is seemingly grown out of thin branches and vines. A third floor emerges from the top of the tree, with the canopy quickly growing past this floor, finally stopping at nearly 170 feet off the ground. This third set of rooms get about halfway completed before Soldaer stops singing, leaning against the trunk of the tree. The trunk is now nearly 10 feet across and the staircase inside is about 6 feet across.
Nia is using illusions to decorate, flipping between a bunch of different options
Soldaer keeps leaning against the trunk, gathering his strength. Eventually, he gathers enough strength and climbs up the stairs, much slower than usual.
Nia looks over at him, "You ok babe?"
Soldaer smiles, and nods. "Yeah, just took a lot out of me dear." He takes her hand. "C'mon, you should see the progress."
"Hmm, sure, i can take a little break i guess"
Soldaer smiles, and leads her back down the stairs and out away from the tree so they can see it in it's entirety.
"Woah! You really got to work!"
Soldaer nods before leaning against Nia. "You...have no idea how much it takes...out of me though...dear."
"You, my good sir, need a rest now."
Soldaer chuckles. "What, are you my doctor now, Nia?" He says with a tired laugh.
"I could play nurse sometime," She smiles, "But seriously, you know i have a bit more medical experience than you."
Soldaer chuckles. "And yet I was the one to realize you were pregnant." He smiles, and sighs. "And you are right though, my love. I do need some rest."
"Hey, never did self medication!" She laughs,
Soldaer laughs. "Fair enough, dear." He sighs, seeming very tired. "Well, I'm gonna fall asleep here soon, regardless of where we are...Should probably get back inside." He chuckles slightly.
"Want me to help you walk?"
Soldaer smiles. "Would be helpful." He says with a slight laugh as he starts trying to head towards the tree house thing.
Nia loops her arm around soldaer's back, "Alright, lean on me a little."
Soldaer smiles, and wraps his arms around her shoulders, and allows her to support some of his weight. Thank you, Nia...guess I should've taken it a bit slower, shouldn't I? He laughs wryly as they make their way to the tree and start going up the stairs.
"No problem," She smiles, not seeming to have trouble with supporting him, "Do we have beds already?" She asks once they start going upstairs
Soldaer chuckles. I don't think so, at least not yet. Furniture was going to be next once the actual building was finished. The furniture is grown from the tree as well, dear, if you remember. He sighs. The floor is fine, dear. I've slept in less comfortable places before.
"Hm...." Nia frowns, looking around for a moment, rummaging through her pocket, "I am so glad i kept some stuff on me when i came to decorate," She says, pulling out a small bead. She throws it at the floor, it making a popping noise as it erupts into a bedroll that looks rather comfy
Soldaer looks slightly surprised, but grins. "That's my fiancé, always prepared, aren't you?" He says with a slight laugh before giving her a kiss.
"Of course i am, how do you think i survived the trip here," She winks, returning the kiss
Soldaer chuckles. "Planeswalking is dangerous. I'm a little surprised you managed to find me still, but glad you did." His eyes are tired, but still glowing a bit. He lays back down on the bedroll, and almost immediately start drifting off to sleep. You know...I do sleep better with you next to me, dear... His voice trails off, mostly because of how exhausted he is.
"I'm tough love." She smiles, laying beside him, Sleep well Sol.
Good night, my love. He says, his eyes closing. With that, he's asleep again.
Nia bunkers down next to him, listening to the wind
Soldaer sleeps for the next 9 hours or so (Exceptionally long, considering elves only need to sleep for 4 usually), before waking up, feeling much more awake now.
Nia is curled up next to him, having let him have the blanket, snoring lightly
Soldaer chuckles. I didn't need the blanket, darling. He says, slowly pulling his arm out from under her head, and then putting the blanket over her.
She mumbles something, holding onto his arm, unconciously
Soldaer smiles, and leans over, gently kissing her on the forehead.
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
"Wrong greek myth, but ok." They raise an eyebrow as he kills the fly with a knife, "That was... exceptional."
*Me, laughs in this guy being a noble*
[[ Theseus was thrown off a cliff by the king that took him in out of exile after killing a Minotaur . I can remember because it’s my favorite story ]]
”i did extensive research on my namesake, I think I know what I’m talking about” Theseus inhales “and thank you, generally you can’t kill or harm things inside the tavern but, gnats and flies are the exception, fortunately”
[[ oh noh- I’m sending some cuteness your way to brighten your day ]]
Theseus is serving [[ Insert Alaric’s character because Alaric needs some cute goat >:] ]] “so, would you like anything?”
*ME NOT HAVING CHARACTERS IS PAIN RN lol*
*Hmmm, could bring in my newbies, or an old one*
*bunker?*
[[ time warp? ]]
*I got an idea*
*Give me a second to intro them*
*Alright, new friend!*
A human male enters the tavern. He has short blonde hair with a red streak thats slicked back, and a pair of silver eyes. He's wearing a semi formal outift, a pair blue jeans, a white button up dress shirt, a grey vest, and a black tie. He has a calm demeanor about him as he enters
Theseus walks up to him “Welcome to the tavern, can I get you anything?”
"Hm," They seem confused at this, "Well, can you get me some water please?" He asks
Theseus ‘bounces’ to the kitchen and comes back about a minute later with a glass of water
They take the water, "Thanks kiddo," He says, lightly patting Theseus on the head
Theseus makes a happy goat noise and evidently, goes on break
"So, what is a kid like you doing here alone?" He asks, "Do you have parents?"
Theseus huffs a bit “I know I’m short, I work here, i’m 15, yes I have parents, I’m waiting here for my friend Lysander and earning some money so I can pay for some stuff”
Theseus has ash blonde hair, his bangs cover his eyes and his horns are dull, his nose looks like a human nose up to the nostrils, where it’s naturally darker, and a dark line goes down from between his nostrils down to his upper lip, which is the same color as his nose. His ears look like goat ears, not the traditional pointy ears of normal satyrs
"Ah, i see. Is there a reason you are without them?" they ask, poking his horn
“Yeah- they’re loud-“ Theseus is wearing his earmuffs :]
"Loud? Like, they argue." He says, "Is that the reason for the earmuffs?"
*Does he have both goat ears and normal ears?? If so, do the earmuffs go on teh goat ones, or teh normal ones*
[[ just goat ears. The ear muffs go on like a doggo with floppy ears would wear earmuffs ]]
”loud in… every sense of the word, the earmuffs are because I have sensitive hearing”
*Oh my lord, thats an amazing image*
"Sensitive hearing huh? I understand, loudness can be difficult," They smile, "Hopefully everything doesn't hurt your ears."
[[ I have gained access to- blessed images- I am happy 🥹 ]]
“It’s not that it hurts, a lot of things just shock me sometimes cuz they’re sudden, or it’s annoying because there’s that one fly that I can hear but never seem to kill”
*Yay!*
*Resists urge to clap in his ear* "Thats good i would guess." He says, "Better than being harmed whenever you hear something. Ah, i realised i never got your name, I'm Lucius Blackstone."
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
*No. Everyone likes him. No one's gonna throw him off a cliff.*
[[ damn me and making characters everybody somehow likes ]]
*ariadne's evil royal laughter from behind you*
[[ Araiadne’s a snek, right? ]]
*a royal snek*
[[ sneks can’t feel love, they lack the part of the brain that processes love and therefore, will not give a [[1gp]] about Theseus >:] it’s perfect ]]
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*Good thing she hasn't gotten her hands on any of Soldaer's Fire Whiskey....180 proof spiced whiskey... that'd make for one drunk spider lady. XD*
*the last time spider lady got drunk, i was resisting the urge for her to start randomly punching people with all 6 of her weird claw arms.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“Theseus… I’m gonna be thrown off a cliff I know it”
[[ will a royal plEASE adopt this child then throw him off a cliff after he kills a something big :] ]]
Theseus sees that annoying fly and throws a knife at it, finally killing it. His eyes were visible for a split second
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Nia is curled up next to him, having let him have the blanket, snoring lightly
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*mission impossible music starts playing*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*No. Everyone likes him. No one's gonna throw him off a cliff.*
[[ she was having a drink off against Webb that I can remember lmao ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Soldaer chuckles. I didn't need the blanket, darling. He says, slowly pulling his arm out from under her head, and then putting the blanket over her.
[[ damn me and making characters everybody somehow likes ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*if we were rolling constitution, Bolehs probably woulda won since she has crazy high con*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*ariadne's evil royal laughter from behind you*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ true but Webb is nearly twice her size, if they had the same con Webb woulda won due to biology, but everything evens out and it was a draw :] ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ Araiadne’s a snek, right? ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Wrong greek myth, but ok." They raise an eyebrow as he kills the fly with a knife, "That was... exceptional."
*Me, laughs in this guy being a noble*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*the news headlines: 24 in con VS. Biology!*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
She mumbles something, holding onto his arm, unconciously
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*a royal snek*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer smiles, and leans over, gently kissing her on the forehead.
[[ Theseus was thrown off a cliff by the king that took him in out of exile after killing a Minotaur . I can remember because it’s my favorite story ]]
”i did extensive research on my namesake, I think I know what I’m talking about” Theseus inhales “and thank you, generally you can’t kill or harm things inside the tavern but, gnats and flies are the exception, fortunately”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ sneks can’t feel love, they lack the part of the brain that processes love and therefore, will not give a [[1gp]] about Theseus >:] it’s perfect ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger