The Tavern at the End of the World

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The army is chatting with kinsley. The figure steps into the tavern, announcing loudly "Hello denizens of this backwater establishment. As of today, this building and the land around it shall be considered my territory. If you submit peacefully, then i promise no harm shall be done to you. However, should you resist, the outcome will be most displeasurable for you. As such, i'd recommend you submit, i provide dental."

Tara looks up at the figure and grins, chuckling. "Mister," she says, mirth barely containable, "You've just walked onto a landmine, there are more beings of godlike power in this building that ou have probably ticked off than I could count with four hands. I'd suggest you remain here for a while, they can't cause you physical harm while you're here. And if they don't do anything about it, expect a sharp and fatal pain from yours truly if I happen to get any more annoyed as you leave."

 "Thats a very nice threat ms. Tara. However, you seem to underestimate my own power." They smile as if their life hadn't just been threatened. "So how about you be one of the first to join, since you seem so eager to speak up."

 *Wait, is the figure Kinsley?*

"Oh so you've heard of me?" She licks her chops, "Good it's so much more fun when they know who I am."

 *Nope, kinsley is out talking with the army*

"I simply know your name. You have no recognition with me, if thats what you think."

 "Hm, it's good enough for me." She says, "So, you arrogant gamecock, what gives you claim to this land?"

 "I'll answer that question with one of my own. If someone is stronger than someone else, then should they not be entitled to anything they can take?"

"I'm no philosopher. I just highly doubt that you'd be able to beat every single one of the immensely powerful individuals that call this tavern home. However, I doubt they'll care if you leave the tavern alone. I certainly won't."

 "I don't need to beat them. I just need for them to submit. I don't see the point in wasting a perfectly good person to death."

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The army is chatting with kinsley. The figure steps into the tavern, announcing loudly "Hello denizens of this backwater establishment. As of today, this building and the land around it shall be considered my territory. If you submit peacefully, then i promise no harm shall be done to you. However, should you resist, the outcome will be most displeasurable for you. As such, i'd recommend you submit, i provide dental."

Tara looks up at the figure and grins, chuckling. "Mister," she says, mirth barely containable, "You've just walked onto a landmine, there are more beings of godlike power in this building that ou have probably ticked off than I could count with four hands. I'd suggest you remain here for a while, they can't cause you physical harm while you're here. And if they don't do anything about it, expect a sharp and fatal pain from yours truly if I happen to get any more annoyed as you leave."

 "Thats a very nice threat ms. Tara. However, you seem to underestimate my own power." They smile as if their life hadn't just been threatened. "So how about you be one of the first to join, since you seem so eager to speak up."

 *Wait, is the figure Kinsley?*

"Oh so you've heard of me?" She licks her chops, "Good it's so much more fun when they know who I am."

 *Nope, kinsley is out talking with the army*

"I simply know your name. You have no recognition with me, if thats what you think."

 "Hm, it's good enough for me." She says, "So, you arrogant gamecock, what gives you claim to this land?"

 "I'll answer that question with one of my own. If someone is stronger than someone else, then should they not be entitled to anything they can take?"

"I'm no philosopher. I just highly doubt that you'd be able to beat every single one of the immensely powerful individuals that call this tavern home. However, I doubt they'll care if you leave the tavern alone. I certainly won't."

 "I don't need to beat them. I just need for them to submit. I don't see the point in wasting a perfectly good person to death."

She laughs again, "I'm sorry, you're just so amusing. You're assumption that it would be easier to get them to submit, trust me, it'd be easier to kill them in some cases. Which, in some cases, is quite literally impossible."

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The army is chatting with kinsley. The figure steps into the tavern, announcing loudly "Hello denizens of this backwater establishment. As of today, this building and the land around it shall be considered my territory. If you submit peacefully, then i promise no harm shall be done to you. However, should you resist, the outcome will be most displeasurable for you. As such, i'd recommend you submit, i provide dental."

Tara looks up at the figure and grins, chuckling. "Mister," she says, mirth barely containable, "You've just walked onto a landmine, there are more beings of godlike power in this building that ou have probably ticked off than I could count with four hands. I'd suggest you remain here for a while, they can't cause you physical harm while you're here. And if they don't do anything about it, expect a sharp and fatal pain from yours truly if I happen to get any more annoyed as you leave."

 "Thats a very nice threat ms. Tara. However, you seem to underestimate my own power." They smile as if their life hadn't just been threatened. "So how about you be one of the first to join, since you seem so eager to speak up."

 *Wait, is the figure Kinsley?*

"Oh so you've heard of me?" She licks her chops, "Good it's so much more fun when they know who I am."

 *Nope, kinsley is out talking with the army*

"I simply know your name. You have no recognition with me, if thats what you think."

 "Hm, it's good enough for me." She says, "So, you arrogant gamecock, what gives you claim to this land?"

 "I'll answer that question with one of my own. If someone is stronger than someone else, then should they not be entitled to anything they can take?"

"I'm no philosopher. I just highly doubt that you'd be able to beat every single one of the immensely powerful individuals that call this tavern home. However, I doubt they'll care if you leave the tavern alone. I certainly won't."

 "I don't need to beat them. I just need for them to submit. I don't see the point in wasting a perfectly good person to death."

She laughs again, "I'm sorry, you're just so amusing. You're assumption that it would be easier to get them to submit, trust me, it'd be easier to kill them in some cases. Which, in some cases, is quite literally impossible."

 "I'm not here to take the easy way out. Besides, nobody wants to die, i doubt they'll prefer death over simple recruitment. However, what about you?"

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The army is chatting with kinsley. The figure steps into the tavern, announcing loudly "Hello denizens of this backwater establishment. As of today, this building and the land around it shall be considered my territory. If you submit peacefully, then i promise no harm shall be done to you. However, should you resist, the outcome will be most displeasurable for you. As such, i'd recommend you submit, i provide dental."

Tara looks up at the figure and grins, chuckling. "Mister," she says, mirth barely containable, "You've just walked onto a landmine, there are more beings of godlike power in this building that ou have probably ticked off than I could count with four hands. I'd suggest you remain here for a while, they can't cause you physical harm while you're here. And if they don't do anything about it, expect a sharp and fatal pain from yours truly if I happen to get any more annoyed as you leave."

 "Thats a very nice threat ms. Tara. However, you seem to underestimate my own power." They smile as if their life hadn't just been threatened. "So how about you be one of the first to join, since you seem so eager to speak up."

 *Wait, is the figure Kinsley?*

"Oh so you've heard of me?" She licks her chops, "Good it's so much more fun when they know who I am."

 *Nope, kinsley is out talking with the army*

"I simply know your name. You have no recognition with me, if thats what you think."

 "Hm, it's good enough for me." She says, "So, you arrogant gamecock, what gives you claim to this land?"

 "I'll answer that question with one of my own. If someone is stronger than someone else, then should they not be entitled to anything they can take?"

"I'm no philosopher. I just highly doubt that you'd be able to beat every single one of the immensely powerful individuals that call this tavern home. However, I doubt they'll care if you leave the tavern alone. I certainly won't."

 "I don't need to beat them. I just need for them to submit. I don't see the point in wasting a perfectly good person to death."

She laughs again, "I'm sorry, you're just so amusing. You're assumption that it would be easier to get them to submit, trust me, it'd be easier to kill them in some cases. Which, in some cases, is quite literally impossible."

 "I'm not here to take the easy way out. Besides, nobody wants to die, i doubt they'll prefer death over simple recruitment. However, what about you?"

 "Let me get this straight, you threatened to kill me in a place that I can't be killed, ordered me to submit to your will, and then offered me a job?" She snorts, "Thanks, but no thanks."

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The army is chatting with kinsley. The figure steps into the tavern, announcing loudly "Hello denizens of this backwater establishment. As of today, this building and the land around it shall be considered my territory. If you submit peacefully, then i promise no harm shall be done to you. However, should you resist, the outcome will be most displeasurable for you. As such, i'd recommend you submit, i provide dental."

Tara looks up at the figure and grins, chuckling. "Mister," she says, mirth barely containable, "You've just walked onto a landmine, there are more beings of godlike power in this building that ou have probably ticked off than I could count with four hands. I'd suggest you remain here for a while, they can't cause you physical harm while you're here. And if they don't do anything about it, expect a sharp and fatal pain from yours truly if I happen to get any more annoyed as you leave."

 "Thats a very nice threat ms. Tara. However, you seem to underestimate my own power." They smile as if their life hadn't just been threatened. "So how about you be one of the first to join, since you seem so eager to speak up."

 *Wait, is the figure Kinsley?*

"Oh so you've heard of me?" She licks her chops, "Good it's so much more fun when they know who I am."

 *Nope, kinsley is out talking with the army*

"I simply know your name. You have no recognition with me, if thats what you think."

 "Hm, it's good enough for me." She says, "So, you arrogant gamecock, what gives you claim to this land?"

 "I'll answer that question with one of my own. If someone is stronger than someone else, then should they not be entitled to anything they can take?"

"I'm no philosopher. I just highly doubt that you'd be able to beat every single one of the immensely powerful individuals that call this tavern home. However, I doubt they'll care if you leave the tavern alone. I certainly won't."

 "I don't need to beat them. I just need for them to submit. I don't see the point in wasting a perfectly good person to death."

She laughs again, "I'm sorry, you're just so amusing. You're assumption that it would be easier to get them to submit, trust me, it'd be easier to kill them in some cases. Which, in some cases, is quite literally impossible."

 "I'm not here to take the easy way out. Besides, nobody wants to die, i doubt they'll prefer death over simple recruitment. However, what about you?"

 "Let me get this straight, you threatened to kill me in a place that I can't be killed, ordered me to submit to your will, and then offered me a job?" She snorts, "Thanks, but no thanks."