After a while, Ursula knocked again, this time with a lot more force.
*PLEASE SOMEONE REPLY I AM SO LONELY AND SICK OF THE TAVERN AT THE END OF THE WORLD. NO OFFENSE CHRISTHESOULCASTERMAGE*
*probably won't be able to respond till' tomorrow.*
Yvonne opens the great doors to the Lair. "Greetings!"
"p-please. I Just want to join the guild. I Have Been Through 7 mountains, across 3 rivers, and the ENTIRETY of NEVERWINTER wood. For the past 3 days i haven't slept at all, and i have used half of my magic just to keep myself from starving! i have fought 4 vine blights, a ghast, and a DRAGON WYRMLING. Please. Just let me join the guild." said a small, tired, bloody Saltichne (jumping spider) Arachne.
"please?"
"Of course! Please, come in." Yvonne opens the giant doors fully.
Ursula stumbled inside, as her pet spider, Bolehs the black widow, crawled out of her sleeve.
After a while, Ursula knocked again, this time with a lot more force.
*PLEASE SOMEONE REPLY I AM SO LONELY AND SICK OF THE TAVERN AT THE END OF THE WORLD. NO OFFENSE CHRISTHESOULCASTERMAGE*
*probably won't be able to respond till' tomorrow.*
Yvonne opens the great doors to the Lair. "Greetings!"
"p-please. I Just want to join the guild. I Have Been Through 7 mountains, across 3 rivers, and the ENTIRETY of NEVERWINTER wood. For the past 3 days i haven't slept at all, and i have used half of my magic just to keep myself from starving! i have fought 4 vine blights, a ghast, and a DRAGON WYRMLING. Please. Just let me join the guild." said a small, tired, bloody Saltichne (jumping spider) Arachne.
"please?"
"Of course! Please, come in." Yvonne opens the giant doors fully.
Ursula stumbled inside, as her pet spider, Bolehs the black widow, crawled out of her sleeve.
*have you tried spelling Bolehs backwards?*
*Love that little nod to LOTR!!*
*ty ty.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
After a while, Ursula knocked again, this time with a lot more force.
*PLEASE SOMEONE REPLY I AM SO LONELY AND SICK OF THE TAVERN AT THE END OF THE WORLD. NO OFFENSE CHRISTHESOULCASTERMAGE*
*probably won't be able to respond till' tomorrow.*
Yvonne opens the great doors to the Lair. "Greetings!"
"p-please. I Just want to join the guild. I Have Been Through 7 mountains, across 3 rivers, and the ENTIRETY of NEVERWINTER wood. For the past 3 days i haven't slept at all, and i have used half of my magic just to keep myself from starving! i have fought 4 vine blights, a ghast, and a DRAGON WYRMLING. Please. Just let me join the guild." said a small, tired, bloody Saltichne (jumping spider) Arachne.
"please?"
"Of course! Please, come in." Yvonne opens the giant doors fully.
Ursula stumbled inside, as her pet spider, Bolehs the black widow, crawled out of her sleeve.
*have you tried spelling Bolehs backwards?*
*Love that little nod to LOTR!!*
*ty ty.*
*have you ever just, wanted to spider? thats what happened when i made Ursula*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
After a while, Ursula knocked again, this time with a lot more force.
*PLEASE SOMEONE REPLY I AM SO LONELY AND SICK OF THE TAVERN AT THE END OF THE WORLD. NO OFFENSE CHRISTHESOULCASTERMAGE*
*probably won't be able to respond till' tomorrow.*
Yvonne opens the great doors to the Lair. "Greetings!"
"p-please. I Just want to join the guild. I Have Been Through 7 mountains, across 3 rivers, and the ENTIRETY of NEVERWINTER wood. For the past 3 days i haven't slept at all, and i have used half of my magic just to keep myself from starving! i have fought 4 vine blights, a ghast, and a DRAGON WYRMLING. Please. Just let me join the guild." said a small, tired, bloody Saltichne (jumping spider) Arachne.
"please?"
"Of course! Please, come in." Yvonne opens the giant doors fully.
Ursula stumbled inside, as her pet spider, Bolehs the black widow, crawled out of her sleeve.
*have you tried spelling Bolehs backwards?*
*Love that little nod to LOTR!!*
*ty ty.*
*have you ever just, wanted to spider? thats what happened when i made Ursula*
*Not really. I'd prefer to dragon. Then if people piss my off, I just breath on them, and my problem goes away.*
After a while, Ursula knocked again, this time with a lot more force.
*PLEASE SOMEONE REPLY I AM SO LONELY AND SICK OF THE TAVERN AT THE END OF THE WORLD. NO OFFENSE CHRISTHESOULCASTERMAGE*
*probably won't be able to respond till' tomorrow.*
Yvonne opens the great doors to the Lair. "Greetings!"
"p-please. I Just want to join the guild. I Have Been Through 7 mountains, across 3 rivers, and the ENTIRETY of NEVERWINTER wood. For the past 3 days i haven't slept at all, and i have used half of my magic just to keep myself from starving! i have fought 4 vine blights, a ghast, and a DRAGON WYRMLING. Please. Just let me join the guild." said a small, tired, bloody Saltichne (jumping spider) Arachne.
"please?"
"Of course! Please, come in." Yvonne opens the giant doors fully.
Ursula stumbled inside, as her pet spider, Bolehs the black widow, crawled out of her sleeve.
*have you tried spelling Bolehs backwards?*
*Love that little nod to LOTR!!*
*ty ty.*
*have you ever just, wanted to spider? thats what happened when i made Ursula*
*Not really. I'd prefer to dragon. Then if people piss my off, I just breath on them, and my problem goes away.*
*when your a spider, just fart on them, and they stop talking!* *anyways. back to the roleplay*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
After a while, Ursula knocked again, this time with a lot more force.
*PLEASE SOMEONE REPLY I AM SO LONELY AND SICK OF THE TAVERN AT THE END OF THE WORLD. NO OFFENSE CHRISTHESOULCASTERMAGE*
*probably won't be able to respond till' tomorrow.*
Yvonne opens the great doors to the Lair. "Greetings!"
"p-please. I Just want to join the guild. I Have Been Through 7 mountains, across 3 rivers, and the ENTIRETY of NEVERWINTER wood. For the past 3 days i haven't slept at all, and i have used half of my magic just to keep myself from starving! i have fought 4 vine blights, a ghast, and a DRAGON WYRMLING. Please. Just let me join the guild." said a small, tired, bloody Saltichne (jumping spider) Arachne.
"please?"
"Of course! Please, come in." Yvonne opens the giant doors fully.
Ursula stumbled inside, as her pet spider, Bolehs the black widow, crawled out of her sleeve.
*have you tried spelling Bolehs backwards?*
*Love that little nod to LOTR!!*
*ty ty.*
*have you ever just, wanted to spider? thats what happened when i made Ursula*
*Not really. I'd prefer to dragon. Then if people piss my off, I just breath on them, and my problem goes away.*
*when your a spider, just fart on them, and they stop talking!* *anyways. back to the roleplay*
i feel like farting on someone will make them stop talking whether or not you are a spider but maybe that's just me
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she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
What should we use our machines for when we aren't in combat?
Well, many of them could be turned to other purposes...
Like what? I mean, the Atlas could be used for moving heavy stuff, but that's all the ideas I have right now.
Hmm... Maybe it's just my devious mind, but you could 'loan' them out to people for money. If they return them late or in bad condition, you charge extra, etc.
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
What should we use our machines for when we aren't in combat?
Well, many of them could be turned to other purposes...
Like what? I mean, the Atlas could be used for moving heavy stuff, but that's all the ideas I have right now.
Hmm... Maybe it's just my devious mind, but you could 'loan' them out to people for money. If they return them late or in bad condition, you charge extra, etc.
Good idea. However, I fear people may use our machines for.... questionable actions, which might sully our reputation in turn.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
What should we use our machines for when we aren't in combat?
Well, many of them could be turned to other purposes...
Like what? I mean, the Atlas could be used for moving heavy stuff, but that's all the ideas I have right now.
Hmm... Maybe it's just my devious mind, but you could 'loan' them out to people for money. If they return them late or in bad condition, you charge extra, etc.
Good idea. However, I fear people may use our machines for.... questionable actions, which might sully our reputation in turn.
Send some spies to spy on them. :D
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
What should we use our machines for when we aren't in combat?
Well, many of them could be turned to other purposes...
Like what? I mean, the Atlas could be used for moving heavy stuff, but that's all the ideas I have right now.
Hmm... Maybe it's just my devious mind, but you could 'loan' them out to people for money. If they return them late or in bad condition, you charge extra, etc.
Good idea. However, I fear people may use our machines for.... questionable actions, which might sully our reputation in turn.
Send some spies to spy on them. :D
Good idea! This would also let us gather intel on our clients!
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Kat'chka continues to work on the Atlas, and after his amazing success with the power matrix, he moves on to the weapons core, which he proceed to tinker with for the next 4 hours or so before reinstalling it in the Atlas.
Kat'chka continues to work on the Atlas, and after his amazing success with the power matrix, he moves on to the weapons core, which he proceed to tinker with for the next 4 hours or so before reinstalling it in the Atlas.
Yvonne walks into the Atlas Lab, amazed. She walks over to the improved Atlas, looking over all the improved parts. "Remarkable! You have a bright future here in the Guild."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Kat'chka continues to work on the Atlas, and after his amazing success with the power matrix, he moves on to the weapons core, which he proceed to tinker with for the next 4 hours or so before reinstalling it in the Atlas.
He can feel the GuildMaster watching and waiting...
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Kat'chka continues to work on the Atlas, and after his amazing success with the power matrix, he moves on to the weapons core, which he proceed to tinker with for the next 4 hours or so before reinstalling it in the Atlas.
Yvonne walks into the Atlas Lab, amazed. She walks over to the improved Atlas, looking over all the improved parts. "Remarkable! You have a bright future here in the Guild."
Kat'chka bows. "Thank you, my queen. These Atlas have quiet of improvements that can be made easily."
*Love that little nod to LOTR!!*
*ty ty.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*have you ever just, wanted to spider? thats what happened when i made Ursula*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Not really. I'd prefer to dragon. Then if people piss my off, I just breath on them, and my problem goes away.*
*when your a spider, just fart on them, and they stop talking!* *anyways. back to the roleplay*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i feel like farting on someone will make them stop talking whether or not you are a spider but maybe that's just me
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
What should we use our machines for when we aren't in combat?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Well, many of them could be turned to other purposes...
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Like what? I mean, the Atlas could be used for moving heavy stuff, but that's all the ideas I have right now.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Hmm... Maybe it's just my devious mind, but you could 'loan' them out to people for money. If they return them late or in bad condition, you charge extra, etc.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Good idea. However, I fear people may use our machines for.... questionable actions, which might sully our reputation in turn.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Send some spies to spy on them. :D
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Good idea! This would also let us gather intel on our clients!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yvonne is chilling in her office, looking at some paperwork. A steaming mug of tea sits on her desk.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Kat'chka continues to work on the Atlas, and after his amazing success with the power matrix, he moves on to the weapons core, which he proceed to tinker with for the next 4 hours or so before reinstalling it in the Atlas.
Yvonne walks into the Atlas Lab, amazed. She walks over to the improved Atlas, looking over all the improved parts. "Remarkable! You have a bright future here in the Guild."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He can feel the GuildMaster watching and waiting...
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Kat'chka bows. "Thank you, my queen. These Atlas have quiet of improvements that can be made easily."
Yvonne has an idea. She takes the large arm of the Atlas, and starts work on it.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Kat'chka cocks his head slightly, and his antennae wave a little. "What is it, my queen?"