"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
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Are you familiar with "The Three Unwritten Rules of the Zhentarim"?
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Rumor is that the next adventure will be about the economic collapse of the Underdark.
I hear the Drow J'onez is dropping 1d20x100 points a day.
What school of Wizardry throws the best parties?
I hear Necromancer's parties are to die for, but, let me tell you, Evocation parties are the bomb.
So a fallen aasimar of Tyr, a paladin of Tyr, and a tiefling who was raised in a church of Tyr walk into a bar...
It's a top Tyr party.
What do you get when you cross a drow and a cow?
Under-Ground Beef
I found a D&D book in the woods recently. Sadly, it was really damaged. Do you know what it was called?
Xanathar's Guide to a Couple Things
What do you call a band of orcs?
The Pillage People
What did the adventurers find in the Alps?
A Spag-Yeti!
What do you call a sneak attack by a twig blight?
An ambush
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"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
Hilarious. Really.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.