The Untold Tales of Café [REDACTED] (SCP Tavern)

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"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

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 "That is why it is best for it to be contained."

 The Wondertainment employee growls. "I should've stayed at the theme park." He gathers his composure.

"If you have a complaint, please take it up with my regional manager." He hands Incorso a slip of paper.

 Incorso takes the slip of paper and gives it a look-over. "But, as a scientist, I do not have the authorization to attempt a containment, I would have to send a message to the nearest site director, and that could take a while."

 "Okay, here's the thing: we have no problem with the Foundation. We get a lot of inspiration from you. Heck, we even made a board game about you! Why can't we just let this slide, just one time?"

 "Because that once could lead to countless injuries, at the absolute bare minimum."

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"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: Unable to parse dice roll. *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

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"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"

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"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

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The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"

 "I like slapping them on him when i can" he gestures to Incorso "But yes, i like stickers..... what are you trying to sell here?" he said, sounding suspicious.

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"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

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"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

 "Don't laugh at me" Harvey grumbles

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"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

 "Don't laugh at me" Harvey grumbles

 "There is a difference between laughing and chuckling."

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"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

 "Don't laugh at me" Harvey grumbles

 "There is a difference between laughing and chuckling."

 *i see harvey as a gremlin for some reason, the kind that bites your ankles. yet the man is almost 25 and works as a doctor*

"still" he said

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The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"

 "I like slapping them on him when i can" he gestures to Incorso "But yes, i like stickers..... what are you trying to sell here?" he said, sounding suspicious.

 "Here, I'll show you." The salesman seems eager to show off his product. He pulls a roll of stickers out of his case and proceeds to put one shaped like a corgi on his clipboard.  He taps it and says "Dog," and suddenly a dog appears. The man waves his hand through the dog, revealing it to be an illusion.

"They last until you tap the sticker and say the word again!" He offers the entire roll to Harvey. "Just two dollars, and it's free!"

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 *awesome*

"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

 "Don't laugh at me" Harvey grumbles

 "There is a difference between laughing and chuckling."

 *i see harvey as a gremlin for some reason, the kind that bites your ankles. yet the man is almost 25 and works as a doctor*

"still" he said

 *Meanwhile, Incorso is the most professional business man, yet he is a scientist.*

"If you are going to annoy me, I will at least find humor in your failures."

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The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"

 "I like slapping them on him when i can" he gestures to Incorso "But yes, i like stickers..... what are you trying to sell here?" he said, sounding suspicious.

 "Here, I'll show you." The salesman seems eager to show off his product. He pulls a roll of stickers out of his case and proceeds to put one shaped like a corgi on his clipboard.  He taps it and says "Dog," and suddenly a dog appears. The man waves his hand through the dog, revealing it to be an illusion.

"They last until you tap the sticker and say the word again!" He offers the entire roll to Harvey. "Just two dollars, and it's free!"

 Harvey raises his eyebrow "ah no thank you sir. while i hate the rules as much as anybody, my superior is here." he points to quill who is reading a book on the couch "and douchbag is here as well" he gestures again to Incorso "I will get in trouble if i buy any of them"

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"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

 "Don't laugh at me" Harvey grumbles

 "There is a difference between laughing and chuckling."

 *i see harvey as a gremlin for some reason, the kind that bites your ankles. yet the man is almost 25 and works as a doctor*

"still" he said

 *Meanwhile, Incorso is the most professional business man, yet he is a scientist.*

"If you are going to annoy me, I will at least find humor in your failures."

 *me: mwhahahaha watch this brudda*

Harvey sighs and stands up "Thats mean, im sitting someplace else" he goes over to another table and begins working 

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 *awesome*

"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

 "Don't laugh at me" Harvey grumbles

 "There is a difference between laughing and chuckling."

 *i see harvey as a gremlin for some reason, the kind that bites your ankles. yet the man is almost 25 and works as a doctor*

"still" he said

 *Meanwhile, Incorso is the most professional business man, yet he is a scientist.*

"If you are going to annoy me, I will at least find humor in your failures."

 *me: mwhahahaha watch this brudda*

Harvey sighs and stands up "Thats mean, im sitting someplace else" he goes over to another table and begins working 

 Incorso raises both his eyebrows. "I never thought I'd see the day..." He mumbled while straightening out his hair.

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The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"

 "I like slapping them on him when i can" he gestures to Incorso "But yes, i like stickers..... what are you trying to sell here?" he said, sounding suspicious.

 "Here, I'll show you." The salesman seems eager to show off his product. He pulls a roll of stickers out of his case and proceeds to put one shaped like a corgi on his clipboard.  He taps it and says "Dog," and suddenly a dog appears. The man waves his hand through the dog, revealing it to be an illusion.

"They last until you tap the sticker and say the word again!" He offers the entire roll to Harvey. "Just two dollars, and it's free!"

 Harvey raises his eyebrow "ah no thank you sir. while i hate the rules as much as anybody, my superior is here." he points to quill who is reading a book on the couch "and douchbag is here as well" he gestures again to Incorso "I will get in trouble if i buy any of them"

 "Okay," the salesman says, voice so thick with insincerity that it practically drips audibly onto the floor. He puts the roll back into his case. Harvey feels something drop into his pocket.

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 *awesome*

"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

 "Don't laugh at me" Harvey grumbles

 "There is a difference between laughing and chuckling."

 *i see harvey as a gremlin for some reason, the kind that bites your ankles. yet the man is almost 25 and works as a doctor*

"still" he said

 *Meanwhile, Incorso is the most professional business man, yet he is a scientist.*

"If you are going to annoy me, I will at least find humor in your failures."

 *me: mwhahahaha watch this brudda*

Harvey sighs and stands up "Thats mean, im sitting someplace else" he goes over to another table and begins working 

 Incorso raises both his eyebrows. "I never thought I'd see the day..." He mumbled while straightening out his hair.

 Quill seems to walk over to Harvey and sit down with him. he gives her a sticker to which she smiles and puts it on her lab-coats pocket.

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The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"

 "I like slapping them on him when i can" he gestures to Incorso "But yes, i like stickers..... what are you trying to sell here?" he said, sounding suspicious.

 "Here, I'll show you." The salesman seems eager to show off his product. He pulls a roll of stickers out of his case and proceeds to put one shaped like a corgi on his clipboard.  He taps it and says "Dog," and suddenly a dog appears. The man waves his hand through the dog, revealing it to be an illusion.

"They last until you tap the sticker and say the word again!" He offers the entire roll to Harvey. "Just two dollars, and it's free!"

 Harvey raises his eyebrow "ah no thank you sir. while i hate the rules as much as anybody, my superior is here." he points to quill who is reading a book on the couch "and douchbag is here as well" he gestures again to Incorso "I will get in trouble if i buy any of them"

 "Okay," the salesman says, voice so thick with insincerity that it practically drips audibly onto the floor. He puts the roll back into his case. Harvey feels something drop into his pocket.

 Harvey pulls out his pistol and aims it at the salesmans head "GET IT OUT OF MY POCKET OR SO HELP YOU GOD" he yells