The Untold Tales of Café [REDACTED] (SCP Tavern)

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 *Yep, sometimes I struggle to have Incorso speak in a way that makes him seem intelligent.*

"How did you deal with his... idiotic tendencies?"

 *Same*

"You gotta find your own way to deal with it. For me, just letting him be himself tends to make him happier." 

 He sighed. "Shame. By the way, I am Dr. Incorso. Would you like my card?" He holds out his hand to shake.

 "No im fine" she said and picked up her book as if to signal to him 'go away now'

 "I see." He pulled back his hand and fixed his glasses, standing up. "Good day, then."

 *Harvey is like: I WILL ANNOY EVERYONE while Quill is like: I hate everyone and everything but ill act like i tolerate it*

Harvey is still as the edge of the bar, writing a few paper while sipping on his hot chocolate. 

Quill is reading and checking the side window for weather.

 

 Incorso goes back to his spot at his usual table, sipping his coffee and setting two desert eagles on it, cleaning them.

*Haha, SCP time, babyyyyy*

As she looks out the window, a dog-like figure can be seen sitting in front of it, facing away from her. It has reddish-pink fur, and a dull grey mane, as well as big, dingo-like ears. *Pfp*

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 *Yep, sometimes I struggle to have Incorso speak in a way that makes him seem intelligent.*

"How did you deal with his... idiotic tendencies?"

 *Same*

"You gotta find your own way to deal with it. For me, just letting him be himself tends to make him happier." 

 He sighed. "Shame. By the way, I am Dr. Incorso. Would you like my card?" He holds out his hand to shake.

 "No im fine" she said and picked up her book as if to signal to him 'go away now'

 "I see." He pulled back his hand and fixed his glasses, standing up. "Good day, then."

 *Harvey is like: I WILL ANNOY EVERYONE while Quill is like: I hate everyone and everything but ill act like i tolerate it*

Harvey is still as the edge of the bar, writing a few paper while sipping on his hot chocolate. 

Quill is reading and checking the side window for weather.

 

 Incorso goes back to his spot at his usual table, sipping his coffee and setting two desert eagles on it, cleaning them.

*Haha, SCP time, babyyyyy*

As she looks out the window, a dog-like figure can be seen sitting in front of it, facing away from her. It has reddish-pink fur, and a dull grey mane, as well as big, dingo-like ears. *Pfp*

 Quill raises both her eyebrows. She signals Harvey to follow her who jumps up and peeks outside with a grin on his face

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 *Yep, sometimes I struggle to have Incorso speak in a way that makes him seem intelligent.*

"How did you deal with his... idiotic tendencies?"

 *Same*

"You gotta find your own way to deal with it. For me, just letting him be himself tends to make him happier." 

 He sighed. "Shame. By the way, I am Dr. Incorso. Would you like my card?" He holds out his hand to shake.

 "No im fine" she said and picked up her book as if to signal to him 'go away now'

 "I see." He pulled back his hand and fixed his glasses, standing up. "Good day, then."

 *Harvey is like: I WILL ANNOY EVERYONE while Quill is like: I hate everyone and everything but ill act like i tolerate it*

Harvey is still as the edge of the bar, writing a few paper while sipping on his hot chocolate. 

Quill is reading and checking the side window for weather.

 

 Incorso goes back to his spot at his usual table, sipping his coffee and setting two desert eagles on it, cleaning them.

*Haha, SCP time, babyyyyy*

As she looks out the window, a dog-like figure can be seen sitting in front of it, facing away from her. It has reddish-pink fur, and a dull grey mane, as well as big, dingo-like ears. *Pfp*

 Quill raises both her eyebrows. She signals Harvey to follow her who jumps up and peeks outside with a grin on his face

 One of it's ears flicks and it looks to one side, revealing pure white eyes and a toothy grin. It doesn't seem to notice them looking at it, though.

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The salesman commits glue upon the briefcase.

He looks at it annoyed.

He wipes the glue off.

"Well, that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Does anybody got a screwdriver or something?!"

Elsenova walks over to the salesman. "-I can help." A screwdriver bit comes out from the tip of their finger, and they help fix the briefcase.

 "Thank you! For helping me, how about a free toy?" He looks in his case. "So, uh, you're not on my list, I guess since you were never a child, so, uh... what do you like?"

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 *Yep, sometimes I struggle to have Incorso speak in a way that makes him seem intelligent.*

"How did you deal with his... idiotic tendencies?"

 *Same*

"You gotta find your own way to deal with it. For me, just letting him be himself tends to make him happier." 

 He sighed. "Shame. By the way, I am Dr. Incorso. Would you like my card?" He holds out his hand to shake.

 "No im fine" she said and picked up her book as if to signal to him 'go away now'

 "I see." He pulled back his hand and fixed his glasses, standing up. "Good day, then."

 *Harvey is like: I WILL ANNOY EVERYONE while Quill is like: I hate everyone and everything but ill act like i tolerate it*

Harvey is still as the edge of the bar, writing a few paper while sipping on his hot chocolate. 

Quill is reading and checking the side window for weather.

 

 Incorso goes back to his spot at his usual table, sipping his coffee and setting two desert eagles on it, cleaning them.

*Haha, SCP time, babyyyyy*

As she looks out the window, a dog-like figure can be seen sitting in front of it, facing away from her. It has reddish-pink fur, and a dull grey mane, as well as big, dingo-like ears. *Pfp*

 Quill raises both her eyebrows. She signals Harvey to follow her who jumps up and peeks outside with a grin on his face

 One of it's ears flicks and it looks to one side, revealing pure white eyes and a toothy grin. It doesn't seem to notice them looking at it, though.

 Harvey walks all the way out despite Quill hissing at him to not. 

He walks over and stoops down besides the dog and watches it

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The salesman commits glue upon the briefcase.

He looks at it annoyed.

He wipes the glue off.

"Well, that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Does anybody got a screwdriver or something?!"

Elsenova walks over to the salesman. "-I can help." A screwdriver bit comes out from the tip of their finger, and they help fix the briefcase.

 "Thank you! For helping me, how about a free toy?" He looks in his case. "So, uh, you're not on my list, I guess since you were never a child, so, uh... what do you like?"

"-I---- I don't---- remember----" Elsenova looks both panicked and a little sad.

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 *Yep, sometimes I struggle to have Incorso speak in a way that makes him seem intelligent.*

"How did you deal with his... idiotic tendencies?"

 *Same*

"You gotta find your own way to deal with it. For me, just letting him be himself tends to make him happier." 

 He sighed. "Shame. By the way, I am Dr. Incorso. Would you like my card?" He holds out his hand to shake.

 "No im fine" she said and picked up her book as if to signal to him 'go away now'

 "I see." He pulled back his hand and fixed his glasses, standing up. "Good day, then."

 *Harvey is like: I WILL ANNOY EVERYONE while Quill is like: I hate everyone and everything but ill act like i tolerate it*

Harvey is still as the edge of the bar, writing a few paper while sipping on his hot chocolate. 

Quill is reading and checking the side window for weather.

 

 Incorso goes back to his spot at his usual table, sipping his coffee and setting two desert eagles on it, cleaning them.

*Haha, SCP time, babyyyyy*

As she looks out the window, a dog-like figure can be seen sitting in front of it, facing away from her. It has reddish-pink fur, and a dull grey mane, as well as big, dingo-like ears. *Pfp*

 Quill raises both her eyebrows. She signals Harvey to follow her who jumps up and peeks outside with a grin on his face

 One of it's ears flicks and it looks to one side, revealing pure white eyes and a toothy grin. It doesn't seem to notice them looking at it, though.

 Harvey walks all the way out despite Quill hissing at him to not. 

He walks over and stoops down besides the dog and watches it

 The dog turns and looks at Harvey. "Hey there, man."

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 *Yep, sometimes I struggle to have Incorso speak in a way that makes him seem intelligent.*

"How did you deal with his... idiotic tendencies?"

 *Same*

"You gotta find your own way to deal with it. For me, just letting him be himself tends to make him happier." 

 He sighed. "Shame. By the way, I am Dr. Incorso. Would you like my card?" He holds out his hand to shake.

 "No im fine" she said and picked up her book as if to signal to him 'go away now'

 "I see." He pulled back his hand and fixed his glasses, standing up. "Good day, then."

 *Harvey is like: I WILL ANNOY EVERYONE while Quill is like: I hate everyone and everything but ill act like i tolerate it*

Harvey is still as the edge of the bar, writing a few paper while sipping on his hot chocolate. 

Quill is reading and checking the side window for weather.

 

 Incorso goes back to his spot at his usual table, sipping his coffee and setting two desert eagles on it, cleaning them.

*Haha, SCP time, babyyyyy*

As she looks out the window, a dog-like figure can be seen sitting in front of it, facing away from her. It has reddish-pink fur, and a dull grey mane, as well as big, dingo-like ears. *Pfp*

 Quill raises both her eyebrows. She signals Harvey to follow her who jumps up and peeks outside with a grin on his face

 One of it's ears flicks and it looks to one side, revealing pure white eyes and a toothy grin. It doesn't seem to notice them looking at it, though.

 The salesman looks out the window. *Nice pfp, by the way.*

He pulls some fabric and stuffing out of his case and starts work on marketable plushies.

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 *Yep, sometimes I struggle to have Incorso speak in a way that makes him seem intelligent.*

"How did you deal with his... idiotic tendencies?"

 *Same*

"You gotta find your own way to deal with it. For me, just letting him be himself tends to make him happier." 

 He sighed. "Shame. By the way, I am Dr. Incorso. Would you like my card?" He holds out his hand to shake.

 "No im fine" she said and picked up her book as if to signal to him 'go away now'

 "I see." He pulled back his hand and fixed his glasses, standing up. "Good day, then."

 *Harvey is like: I WILL ANNOY EVERYONE while Quill is like: I hate everyone and everything but ill act like i tolerate it*

Harvey is still as the edge of the bar, writing a few paper while sipping on his hot chocolate. 

Quill is reading and checking the side window for weather.

 

 Incorso goes back to his spot at his usual table, sipping his coffee and setting two desert eagles on it, cleaning them.

*Haha, SCP time, babyyyyy*

As she looks out the window, a dog-like figure can be seen sitting in front of it, facing away from her. It has reddish-pink fur, and a dull grey mane, as well as big, dingo-like ears. *Pfp*

 Quill raises both her eyebrows. She signals Harvey to follow her who jumps up and peeks outside with a grin on his face

 One of it's ears flicks and it looks to one side, revealing pure white eyes and a toothy grin. It doesn't seem to notice them looking at it, though.

 Harvey walks all the way out despite Quill hissing at him to not. 

He walks over and stoops down besides the dog and watches it

 The dog turns and looks at Harvey. "Hey there, man."

 "Hi there. who and what are you" he asked

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 *Yep, sometimes I struggle to have Incorso speak in a way that makes him seem intelligent.*

"How did you deal with his... idiotic tendencies?"

 *Same*

"You gotta find your own way to deal with it. For me, just letting him be himself tends to make him happier." 

 He sighed. "Shame. By the way, I am Dr. Incorso. Would you like my card?" He holds out his hand to shake.

 "No im fine" she said and picked up her book as if to signal to him 'go away now'

 "I see." He pulled back his hand and fixed his glasses, standing up. "Good day, then."

 *Harvey is like: I WILL ANNOY EVERYONE while Quill is like: I hate everyone and everything but ill act like i tolerate it*

Harvey is still as the edge of the bar, writing a few paper while sipping on his hot chocolate. 

Quill is reading and checking the side window for weather.

 

 Incorso goes back to his spot at his usual table, sipping his coffee and setting two desert eagles on it, cleaning them.

*Haha, SCP time, babyyyyy*

As she looks out the window, a dog-like figure can be seen sitting in front of it, facing away from her. It has reddish-pink fur, and a dull grey mane, as well as big, dingo-like ears. *Pfp*

 Quill raises both her eyebrows. She signals Harvey to follow her who jumps up and peeks outside with a grin on his face

 One of it's ears flicks and it looks to one side, revealing pure white eyes and a toothy grin. It doesn't seem to notice them looking at it, though.

 The salesman looks out the window. *Nice pfp, by the way.*

He pulls some fabric and stuffing out of his case and starts work on marketable plushies.

 *Thx. Also, seems I just gave the salesman a million-dollar idea.*

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 *Yep, sometimes I struggle to have Incorso speak in a way that makes him seem intelligent.*

"How did you deal with his... idiotic tendencies?"

 *Same*

"You gotta find your own way to deal with it. For me, just letting him be himself tends to make him happier." 

 He sighed. "Shame. By the way, I am Dr. Incorso. Would you like my card?" He holds out his hand to shake.

 "No im fine" she said and picked up her book as if to signal to him 'go away now'

 "I see." He pulled back his hand and fixed his glasses, standing up. "Good day, then."

 *Harvey is like: I WILL ANNOY EVERYONE while Quill is like: I hate everyone and everything but ill act like i tolerate it*

Harvey is still as the edge of the bar, writing a few paper while sipping on his hot chocolate. 

Quill is reading and checking the side window for weather.

 

 Incorso goes back to his spot at his usual table, sipping his coffee and setting two desert eagles on it, cleaning them.

*Haha, SCP time, babyyyyy*

As she looks out the window, a dog-like figure can be seen sitting in front of it, facing away from her. It has reddish-pink fur, and a dull grey mane, as well as big, dingo-like ears. *Pfp*

 Quill raises both her eyebrows. She signals Harvey to follow her who jumps up and peeks outside with a grin on his face

 One of it's ears flicks and it looks to one side, revealing pure white eyes and a toothy grin. It doesn't seem to notice them looking at it, though.

 Harvey walks all the way out despite Quill hissing at him to not. 

He walks over and stoops down besides the dog and watches it

 The dog turns and looks at Harvey. "Hey there, man."

 "Hi there. who and what are you" he asked

 The dog chuckled."Well, I'm a dog, obviously. I don't have a name 'cause I'm a stray."

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The salesman commits glue upon the briefcase.

He looks at it annoyed.

He wipes the glue off.

"Well, that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Does anybody got a screwdriver or something?!"

Elsenova walks over to the salesman. "-I can help." A screwdriver bit comes out from the tip of their finger, and they help fix the briefcase.

 "Thank you! For helping me, how about a free toy?" He looks in his case. "So, uh, you're not on my list, I guess since you were never a child, so, uh... what do you like?"

"-I---- I don't---- remember----" Elsenova looks both panicked and a little sad.

 "Ah..." The salesman looks in his case. "Here, try this!" He puts a party hat on her head. "Imagine anything! Anything at all!"

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The salesman commits glue upon the briefcase.

He looks at it annoyed.

He wipes the glue off.

"Well, that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Does anybody got a screwdriver or something?!"

Elsenova walks over to the salesman. "-I can help." A screwdriver bit comes out from the tip of their finger, and they help fix the briefcase.

 "Thank you! For helping me, how about a free toy?" He looks in his case. "So, uh, you're not on my list, I guess since you were never a child, so, uh... what do you like?"

"-I---- I don't---- remember----" Elsenova looks both panicked and a little sad.

 "Ah..." The salesman looks in his case. "Here, try this!" He puts a party hat on her head. "Imagine anything! Anything at all!"

They do so, but a cloud of static appears around their head. After a few seconds, the hat catches fire and the static stops.

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The salesman commits glue upon the briefcase.

He looks at it annoyed.

He wipes the glue off.

"Well, that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Does anybody got a screwdriver or something?!"

Elsenova walks over to the salesman. "-I can help." A screwdriver bit comes out from the tip of their finger, and they help fix the briefcase.

 "Thank you! For helping me, how about a free toy?" He looks in his case. "So, uh, you're not on my list, I guess since you were never a child, so, uh... what do you like?"

"-I---- I don't---- remember----" Elsenova looks both panicked and a little sad.

 "Ah..." The salesman looks in his case. "Here, try this!" He puts a party hat on her head. "Imagine anything! Anything at all!"

They do so, but a cloud of static appears around their head. After a few seconds, the hat catches fire and the static stops.

 "Hmm. Okay, that didn't work. But what would?" He starts rummaging through the case again.

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The salesman commits glue upon the briefcase.

He looks at it annoyed.

He wipes the glue off.

"Well, that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Does anybody got a screwdriver or something?!"

Elsenova walks over to the salesman. "-I can help." A screwdriver bit comes out from the tip of their finger, and they help fix the briefcase.

 "Thank you! For helping me, how about a free toy?" He looks in his case. "So, uh, you're not on my list, I guess since you were never a child, so, uh... what do you like?"

"-I---- I don't---- remember----" Elsenova looks both panicked and a little sad.

 "Ah..." The salesman looks in his case. "Here, try this!" He puts a party hat on her head. "Imagine anything! Anything at all!"

They do so, but a cloud of static appears around their head. After a few seconds, the hat catches fire and the static stops.

 "Hmm. Okay, that didn't work. But what would?" He starts rummaging through the case again.

Elsenova takes off the hat, and puts out the fire.

After a bit, the dog turns and walks inside, shaking itself off. "Man, it is starting to get a bit warm outside."

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The salesman commits glue upon the briefcase.

He looks at it annoyed.

He wipes the glue off.

"Well, that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Does anybody got a screwdriver or something?!"

Elsenova walks over to the salesman. "-I can help." A screwdriver bit comes out from the tip of their finger, and they help fix the briefcase.

 "Thank you! For helping me, how about a free toy?" He looks in his case. "So, uh, you're not on my list, I guess since you were never a child, so, uh... what do you like?"

"-I---- I don't---- remember----" Elsenova looks both panicked and a little sad.

 "Ah..." The salesman looks in his case. "Here, try this!" He puts a party hat on her head. "Imagine anything! Anything at all!"

They do so, but a cloud of static appears around their head. After a few seconds, the hat catches fire and the static stops.

 "Hmm. Okay, that didn't work. But what would?" He starts rummaging through the case again.

Elsenova takes off the hat, and puts out the fire.

 "Okay, let's try this. It's simple, but it's fun." He hands her what looks like a jacobs ladder, but it has photos of him and what is presumably his family on it.

"You try."

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After a bit, the dog turns and walks inside, shaking itself off. "Man, it is starting to get a bit warm outside."

 The salesman quickly hides his marketable voodoo doll plushie prototype.

But not before giving it a quick pet.

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After a bit, the dog turns and walks inside, shaking itself off. "Man, it is starting to get a bit warm outside."

 The salesman quickly hides his marketable voodoo doll plushie prototype.

But not before giving it a quick pet.

 After walking around for a bit, the dog stops next to the salesman, sniffing his area. "OOoo, I smell another anomaly!"

*Hello everyone! I'm back. No curse can stop me*

Nessa is serving out drinks and cleaning

Bertrand is mopping