The Untold Tales of Café [REDACTED] (SCP Tavern)

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Elsenova is trying to talk to the coffee machine in the corner. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem much for conversation.

 The dog comes up next to them. "Hey, you good?"

"-Yes. I just---- have much going on." Elsenova looks down at the charred remains of the hat in the nearby trash can.

 The dog walks over and looks down into the trash can. "Okay, not okay then. You wanna talk? One anomaly to another?"

"-Yes. It's just----" They struggle to find the words to express their feelings.

 "It's alright. You struggling with figuring out where you came from?" The dog sits down and looks up at them.

*Hello everyone. How is it going?*

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The dog is sleeping under a table.

Incorso is looking over some books.

 Harvey peeks over at the dog, raising an eyebrow.

 One of it's ears twitch as it huffs.

 "Whats wrong with you hm?"

 A small snore comes from it.

 Harvey sighs and continues his papers.

 Suddenly, the dog jumps up, visibly excited. "AH! HOT DOGS!"

 Harvey jumps a bit from the dog suddenly jumps up.

 He scrambles out from under the table, looking around. "Dangit, it was just a dream."

 "Okay then..." harvey said and rubbed his eyes, tired a bit.

 *Meanwhile, Incorso never sleeps, and he doesn't even have to blink. XD*

The dog turns around, finally noticing Harvey. "Oh, one of those scientist-things. Are you gonna report me, man? It's annoying."

 "No, i dont care at the moment because i have work to do"

 "Phew. Good, 'cause then I'd have to make a mess like a bad dog."

 Harvey chuckles "You should be locked up mate"

 The dog glares for a moment. "I don't deserve to. I wanna be free."

 "Have you hurt anyone?"

 "Just some scientist dudes like you. And some dudes with guns and armor. But they were tryin to imprison me!" He paused for a second. "Plus a few animals in the wild so I could eat."

 "Still a killer" Harvey grumbled

 "Hey! I made sure not to kill them! I just... seriously maimed them."

 "are they dead?"

 "No! 1 or 2 may be comatose."

 "Mn" Harvey said, narrowing his eyes.

 "It was in self-defense, man! Come on, are you the same stick-in-the-mud scientist that all the others are?!"

 "No, i just dont care for harm caused to others." he said and rubbed his chin where the D-Class had sucker-punched him.

 "Self. Defense. How many times do I have to say that? I would've been locked up in a white room to be forever experimented on if I hadn't done something!"

 "Mn" he said and rolled his eyes "Here eat a paper clip" he said and handed it one

 The dog looked at the paper clip for a moment before grabbing it from Harvey's hand with it's teeth, then tossing it back up to boop Harvey on the nose with it. "I ain't a pup, dumb-dumb."

 Harvey looks confused from the boop of the paper clip "I understand that" he said and tilted his head

 "Then don't try to treat me like one!" The dog huffs and turns around, sitting down.

 "Then stop acting like one"

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 *Pretty good, enjoying my SCP dog.*

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The dog is sleeping under a table.

Incorso is looking over some books.

 Harvey peeks over at the dog, raising an eyebrow.

 One of it's ears twitch as it huffs.

 "Whats wrong with you hm?"

 A small snore comes from it.

 Harvey sighs and continues his papers.

 Suddenly, the dog jumps up, visibly excited. "AH! HOT DOGS!"

 Harvey jumps a bit from the dog suddenly jumps up.

 He scrambles out from under the table, looking around. "Dangit, it was just a dream."

 "Okay then..." harvey said and rubbed his eyes, tired a bit.

 *Meanwhile, Incorso never sleeps, and he doesn't even have to blink. XD*

The dog turns around, finally noticing Harvey. "Oh, one of those scientist-things. Are you gonna report me, man? It's annoying."

 "No, i dont care at the moment because i have work to do"

 "Phew. Good, 'cause then I'd have to make a mess like a bad dog."

 Harvey chuckles "You should be locked up mate"

 The dog glares for a moment. "I don't deserve to. I wanna be free."

 "Have you hurt anyone?"

 "Just some scientist dudes like you. And some dudes with guns and armor. But they were tryin to imprison me!" He paused for a second. "Plus a few animals in the wild so I could eat."

 "Still a killer" Harvey grumbled

 "Hey! I made sure not to kill them! I just... seriously maimed them."

 "are they dead?"

 "No! 1 or 2 may be comatose."

 "Mn" Harvey said, narrowing his eyes.

 "It was in self-defense, man! Come on, are you the same stick-in-the-mud scientist that all the others are?!"

 "No, i just dont care for harm caused to others." he said and rubbed his chin where the D-Class had sucker-punched him.

 "Self. Defense. How many times do I have to say that? I would've been locked up in a white room to be forever experimented on if I hadn't done something!"

 "Mn" he said and rolled his eyes "Here eat a paper clip" he said and handed it one

 The dog looked at the paper clip for a moment before grabbing it from Harvey's hand with it's teeth, then tossing it back up to boop Harvey on the nose with it. "I ain't a pup, dumb-dumb."

 Harvey looks confused from the boop of the paper clip "I understand that" he said and tilted his head

 "Then don't try to treat me like one!" The dog huffs and turns around, sitting down.

 "Then stop acting like one"

 The dog ignores Harvey, tossing it's head to one side.

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Elsenova is trying to talk to the coffee machine in the corner. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem much for conversation.

 The dog comes up next to them. "Hey, you good?"

"-Yes. I just---- have much going on." Elsenova looks down at the charred remains of the hat in the nearby trash can.

 The dog walks over and looks down into the trash can. "Okay, not okay then. You wanna talk? One anomaly to another?"

"-Yes. It's just----" They struggle to find the words to express their feelings.

 "It's alright. You struggling with figuring out where you came from?" The dog sits down and looks up at them.

Elsenova is both surprised and a little sad that they found that out so quickly. "-Yes. I know who---- built me; but that photo----"

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Elsenova is trying to talk to the coffee machine in the corner. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem much for conversation.

 The dog comes up next to them. "Hey, you good?"

"-Yes. I just---- have much going on." Elsenova looks down at the charred remains of the hat in the nearby trash can.

 The dog walks over and looks down into the trash can. "Okay, not okay then. You wanna talk? One anomaly to another?"

"-Yes. It's just----" They struggle to find the words to express their feelings.

 "It's alright. You struggling with figuring out where you came from?" The dog sits down and looks up at them.

Elsenova is both surprised and a little sad that they found that out so quickly. "-Yes. I know who---- built me; but that photo----"

 The dog nodded. "There's always a photo." It sighed "I understand, friend. I struggled figuring out where I came from when I first came to. I still don't completely know."

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*Hello everyone. How is it going?*

 *Pretty good, enjoying my SCP dog.*

 *So.. it isn't kain pathos crow?*

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"Who might you be?"

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The dog is sleeping under a table.

Incorso is looking over some books.

 Harvey peeks over at the dog, raising an eyebrow.

 One of it's ears twitch as it huffs.

 "Whats wrong with you hm?"

 A small snore comes from it.

 Harvey sighs and continues his papers.

 Suddenly, the dog jumps up, visibly excited. "AH! HOT DOGS!"

 Harvey jumps a bit from the dog suddenly jumps up.

 He scrambles out from under the table, looking around. "Dangit, it was just a dream."

 "Okay then..." harvey said and rubbed his eyes, tired a bit.

 *Meanwhile, Incorso never sleeps, and he doesn't even have to blink. XD*

The dog turns around, finally noticing Harvey. "Oh, one of those scientist-things. Are you gonna report me, man? It's annoying."

 "No, i dont care at the moment because i have work to do"

 "Phew. Good, 'cause then I'd have to make a mess like a bad dog."

 Harvey chuckles "You should be locked up mate"

 The dog glares for a moment. "I don't deserve to. I wanna be free."

 "Have you hurt anyone?"

 "Just some scientist dudes like you. And some dudes with guns and armor. But they were tryin to imprison me!" He paused for a second. "Plus a few animals in the wild so I could eat."

 "Still a killer" Harvey grumbled

 "Hey! I made sure not to kill them! I just... seriously maimed them."

 "are they dead?"

 "No! 1 or 2 may be comatose."

 "Mn" Harvey said, narrowing his eyes.

 "It was in self-defense, man! Come on, are you the same stick-in-the-mud scientist that all the others are?!"

 "No, i just dont care for harm caused to others." he said and rubbed his chin where the D-Class had sucker-punched him.

 "Self. Defense. How many times do I have to say that? I would've been locked up in a white room to be forever experimented on if I hadn't done something!"

 "Mn" he said and rolled his eyes "Here eat a paper clip" he said and handed it one

 The dog looked at the paper clip for a moment before grabbing it from Harvey's hand with it's teeth, then tossing it back up to boop Harvey on the nose with it. "I ain't a pup, dumb-dumb."

 Harvey looks confused from the boop of the paper clip "I understand that" he said and tilted his head

 "Then don't try to treat me like one!" The dog huffs and turns around, sitting down.

 "Then stop acting like one"

 The dog ignores Harvey, tossing it's head to one side.

 "Thats what i mean" He said

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*Hello everyone. How is it going?*

 *Pretty good, enjoying my SCP dog.*

 *So.. it isn't kain pathos crow?*

 *No, look at pfp, basically that, but with more dingo-like ears.*

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*Hello everyone. How is it going?*

 *Pretty good, enjoying my SCP dog.*

 *So.. it isn't kain pathos crow?*

 *No, look at pfp, basically that, but with more dingo-like ears.*

 *Ah, got it... Crow is such an interesting person*

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The dog is sleeping under a table.

Incorso is looking over some books.

 Harvey peeks over at the dog, raising an eyebrow.

 One of it's ears twitch as it huffs.

 "Whats wrong with you hm?"

 A small snore comes from it.

 Harvey sighs and continues his papers.

 Suddenly, the dog jumps up, visibly excited. "AH! HOT DOGS!"

 Harvey jumps a bit from the dog suddenly jumps up.

 He scrambles out from under the table, looking around. "Dangit, it was just a dream."

 "Okay then..." harvey said and rubbed his eyes, tired a bit.

 *Meanwhile, Incorso never sleeps, and he doesn't even have to blink. XD*

The dog turns around, finally noticing Harvey. "Oh, one of those scientist-things. Are you gonna report me, man? It's annoying."

 "No, i dont care at the moment because i have work to do"

 "Phew. Good, 'cause then I'd have to make a mess like a bad dog."

 Harvey chuckles "You should be locked up mate"

 The dog glares for a moment. "I don't deserve to. I wanna be free."

 "Have you hurt anyone?"

 "Just some scientist dudes like you. And some dudes with guns and armor. But they were tryin to imprison me!" He paused for a second. "Plus a few animals in the wild so I could eat."

 "Still a killer" Harvey grumbled

 "Hey! I made sure not to kill them! I just... seriously maimed them."

 "are they dead?"

 "No! 1 or 2 may be comatose."

 "Mn" Harvey said, narrowing his eyes.

 "It was in self-defense, man! Come on, are you the same stick-in-the-mud scientist that all the others are?!"

 "No, i just dont care for harm caused to others." he said and rubbed his chin where the D-Class had sucker-punched him.

 "Self. Defense. How many times do I have to say that? I would've been locked up in a white room to be forever experimented on if I hadn't done something!"

 "Mn" he said and rolled his eyes "Here eat a paper clip" he said and handed it one

 The dog looked at the paper clip for a moment before grabbing it from Harvey's hand with it's teeth, then tossing it back up to boop Harvey on the nose with it. "I ain't a pup, dumb-dumb."

 Harvey looks confused from the boop of the paper clip "I understand that" he said and tilted his head

 "Then don't try to treat me like one!" The dog huffs and turns around, sitting down.

 "Then stop acting like one"

 The dog ignores Harvey, tossing it's head to one side.

 "Thats what i mean" He said

 "Hmph." Was the dog's only response.

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Nessa waves to Elsenova

"Who might you be?"

Elsenova looks up at Nessa. "-I'm still---- figuring that out."

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The dog is sleeping under a table.

Incorso is looking over some books.

 Harvey peeks over at the dog, raising an eyebrow.

 One of it's ears twitch as it huffs.

 "Whats wrong with you hm?"

 A small snore comes from it.

 Harvey sighs and continues his papers.

 Suddenly, the dog jumps up, visibly excited. "AH! HOT DOGS!"

 Harvey jumps a bit from the dog suddenly jumps up.

 He scrambles out from under the table, looking around. "Dangit, it was just a dream."

 "Okay then..." harvey said and rubbed his eyes, tired a bit.

 *Meanwhile, Incorso never sleeps, and he doesn't even have to blink. XD*

The dog turns around, finally noticing Harvey. "Oh, one of those scientist-things. Are you gonna report me, man? It's annoying."

 "No, i dont care at the moment because i have work to do"

 "Phew. Good, 'cause then I'd have to make a mess like a bad dog."

 Harvey chuckles "You should be locked up mate"

 The dog glares for a moment. "I don't deserve to. I wanna be free."

 "Have you hurt anyone?"

 "Just some scientist dudes like you. And some dudes with guns and armor. But they were tryin to imprison me!" He paused for a second. "Plus a few animals in the wild so I could eat."

 "Still a killer" Harvey grumbled

 "Hey! I made sure not to kill them! I just... seriously maimed them."

 "are they dead?"

 "No! 1 or 2 may be comatose."

 "Mn" Harvey said, narrowing his eyes.

 "It was in self-defense, man! Come on, are you the same stick-in-the-mud scientist that all the others are?!"

 "No, i just dont care for harm caused to others." he said and rubbed his chin where the D-Class had sucker-punched him.

 "Self. Defense. How many times do I have to say that? I would've been locked up in a white room to be forever experimented on if I hadn't done something!"

 "Mn" he said and rolled his eyes "Here eat a paper clip" he said and handed it one

 The dog looked at the paper clip for a moment before grabbing it from Harvey's hand with it's teeth, then tossing it back up to boop Harvey on the nose with it. "I ain't a pup, dumb-dumb."

 Harvey looks confused from the boop of the paper clip "I understand that" he said and tilted his head

 "Then don't try to treat me like one!" The dog huffs and turns around, sitting down.

 "Then stop acting like one"

 The dog ignores Harvey, tossing it's head to one side.

 "Thats what i mean" He said

 "Hmph." Was the dog's only response.

 "Thats right, you know it"

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Nessa waves to Elsenova

"Who might you be?"

Elsenova looks up at Nessa. "-I'm still---- figuring that out."

 "Well we all know about about ourselves... Um... Want to have a cup of coffee while we talk?"

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 "Hmph." Was the dog's only response.

 "Thats right, you know it"

 "You're the one who thinks I should be locked up simply because I exist! You and your whole 'Foundation'!"

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Elsenova is trying to talk to the coffee machine in the corner. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem much for conversation.

 The dog comes up next to them. "Hey, you good?"

"-Yes. I just---- have much going on." Elsenova looks down at the charred remains of the hat in the nearby trash can.

 The dog walks over and looks down into the trash can. "Okay, not okay then. You wanna talk? One anomaly to another?"

"-Yes. It's just----" They struggle to find the words to express their feelings.

 "It's alright. You struggling with figuring out where you came from?" The dog sits down and looks up at them.

Elsenova is both surprised and a little sad that they found that out so quickly. "-Yes. I know who---- built me; but that photo----"

 The dog nodded. "There's always a photo." It sighed "I understand, friend. I struggled figuring out where I came from when I first came to. I still don't completely know."

"-It was---- a house. In the woods." Elsenova looks back at the strange device that displayed the image. "-I'm still---- uncertain if it is even---- located on this plane. Or any other----"

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 "Hmph." Was the dog's only response.

 "Thats right, you know it"

 "You're the one who thinks I should be locked up simply because I exist! You and your whole 'Foundation'!"

 "Yes yes, get your anger out P U P"

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Nessa waves to Elsenova

"Who might you be?"

Elsenova looks up at Nessa. "-I'm still---- figuring that out."

 "Well we all know about about ourselves... Um... Want to have a cup of coffee while we talk?"

"-Thank you for your offer; but I---- can't drink." Elsenova gestures glumly towards their lack of a defined mouth.