Incorso is reading a book while sipping his chocolate coffee. *lmk if you need a descritpion of him*
The dog is talking with Elsenova.
Nessa serves them another cup. "How are you, this fine morning?"
"I am well." -sips coffee- "How about you?"
"Okay... forgot how it was to run a busy cafe, so this is all kinda new to me."
"It is okay. You do not seem to slack on giving your customers their orders, so you are doing well so far."
"oh, thanks!" they reply, enjoying the compliments. "Um... how is the job?"
"It has been lacking recently. Assignments have been coming slower and slower, giving me more free time."
"Well do you ever get vacation?"
"I'd prefer not to."
"... May I ask why?"
"I am what is known as a workaholic."
"But you still need rest."
"Actually, I literally don't. It is an anomalous ability of mine."
"Like Dr. Gears!"
*ooo, will you have a dr. bright character next?*
*Dr. Bright is an off-limits character, since he's a specific character in SCP lore. It was a discussion we had somewhere in the PM you made way back.*
"Eh, no. More like the infamous Bright. Except not immortal."
*I know, but you have a guy inspired by dr. gears, and one by dr. kain pathos crow*
"... So your a playboy who has a list of stuff not to do so you stay on task?"
*Never heard of either of them until you brought them up. Also the dog is an SCP.*
"No, I chose Bright because he is the closest person to describe me with because you seem to want to compare me to others."
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Incorso is reading a book while sipping his chocolate coffee. *lmk if you need a descritpion of him*
The dog is talking with Elsenova.
Nessa serves them another cup. "How are you, this fine morning?"
"I am well." -sips coffee- "How about you?"
"Okay... forgot how it was to run a busy cafe, so this is all kinda new to me."
"It is okay. You do not seem to slack on giving your customers their orders, so you are doing well so far."
"oh, thanks!" they reply, enjoying the compliments. "Um... how is the job?"
"It has been lacking recently. Assignments have been coming slower and slower, giving me more free time."
"Well do you ever get vacation?"
"I'd prefer not to."
"... May I ask why?"
"I am what is known as a workaholic."
"But you still need rest."
"Actually, I literally don't. It is an anomalous ability of mine."
"Like Dr. Gears!"
*ooo, will you have a dr. bright character next?*
*Dr. Bright is an off-limits character, since he's a specific character in SCP lore. It was a discussion we had somewhere in the PM you made way back.*
"Eh, no. More like the infamous Bright. Except not immortal."
*I know, but you have a guy inspired by dr. gears, and one by dr. kain pathos crow*
"... So your a playboy who has a list of stuff not to do so you stay on task?"
*Never heard of either of them until you brought them up. Also the dog is an SCP.*
"No, I chose Bright because he is the closest person to describe me with because you seem to want to compare me to others."
*Ooo, which one?*
"Ah, got it."
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The d-class is trying to find a new set of clothes to change into
*Hehehe*
A dog with reddish pink fur and a mane of grey hair that hangs over white eyes, plus very fluffy dingo-like ears, walks in front of him as he turns a corner, tripping them both up.
*heheheh*
Elsenova doesn't notice the D-class on the ground and trips over them as well.
"Agh!" the d-class groans from the growing pile of people and a dog
"OW! Come on! I'm, like, 3 times smaller than y'all!"
"Why must you be under foot?"
"Why must you not watch where you're walking!"
*I'm tempted to give the dog a New York accent just so he could say 'I'M WALKIN HERE!"*
"Technically it was a corner. So i was watching where i was going."
"Don't speak rationally to me!" The dog tries to scramble out from under the pile.
The d-class wouldn't stop them
After getting itself out, the dog shakes itself off. "Even if it was a corner, you still took it waaaay to fast."
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Incorso is reading a book while sipping his chocolate coffee. *lmk if you need a descritpion of him*
The dog is talking with Elsenova.
Nessa serves them another cup. "How are you, this fine morning?"
"I am well." -sips coffee- "How about you?"
"Okay... forgot how it was to run a busy cafe, so this is all kinda new to me."
"It is okay. You do not seem to slack on giving your customers their orders, so you are doing well so far."
"oh, thanks!" they reply, enjoying the compliments. "Um... how is the job?"
"It has been lacking recently. Assignments have been coming slower and slower, giving me more free time."
"Well do you ever get vacation?"
"I'd prefer not to."
"... May I ask why?"
"I am what is known as a workaholic."
"But you still need rest."
"Actually, I literally don't. It is an anomalous ability of mine."
"Like Dr. Gears!"
*ooo, will you have a dr. bright character next?*
*Dr. Bright is an off-limits character, since he's a specific character in SCP lore. It was a discussion we had somewhere in the PM you made way back.*
"Eh, no. More like the infamous Bright. Except not immortal."
*I know, but you have a guy inspired by dr. gears, and one by dr. kain pathos crow*
"... So your a playboy who has a list of stuff not to do so you stay on task?"
*Never heard of either of them until you brought them up. Also the dog is an SCP.*
"No, I chose Bright because he is the closest person to describe me with because you seem to want to compare me to others."
*Ooo, which one?*
"Ah, got it."
*I made it up. :)*
He nodded and sipped his coffee.
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"-Well, I am moderately skilled in [Cartography: Combat: Maintenance: Navigation: Repairs: Welding: Wiring]. Would any of these skills suit work at a cafe?"
"Um... Maintenance of the machines I guess. I can also teach you to clean also."
"-That---- would be nice. Thank you."
"Are you familiar with a salary?"
"-[sal·a·ry/ˈsal(ə)rē: noun: a fixed regular payment, typically paid on a monthly or biweekly basis but often expressed as an annual sum, made by an employer to an employee, especially a professional or white-collar worker.]"
"Have you ever had one?"
*Is there a difference for the text in and out of brackets?*
*non-bracket text is their normal speech. bracketed text is a pre-recorded message in a different voice, typically one similar to Siri.*
"-I---- do not believe I have; no."
*Got it*
"Okay... um... How about if you help around, I will give you room and board?"
"-That would work wonderfully. Thank you."
"You're welcome. Let's shake on it?" They offer a hand
Elsenova looks down at their hand, confused.
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"-Well, I am moderately skilled in [Cartography: Combat: Maintenance: Navigation: Repairs: Welding: Wiring]. Would any of these skills suit work at a cafe?"
"Um... Maintenance of the machines I guess. I can also teach you to clean also."
"-That---- would be nice. Thank you."
"Are you familiar with a salary?"
"-[sal·a·ry/ˈsal(ə)rē: noun: a fixed regular payment, typically paid on a monthly or biweekly basis but often expressed as an annual sum, made by an employer to an employee, especially a professional or white-collar worker.]"
"Have you ever had one?"
*Is there a difference for the text in and out of brackets?*
*non-bracket text is their normal speech. bracketed text is a pre-recorded message in a different voice, typically one similar to Siri.*
"-I---- do not believe I have; no."
*Got it*
"Okay... um... How about if you help around, I will give you room and board?"
"-That would work wonderfully. Thank you."
"You're welcome. Let's shake on it?" They offer a hand
Elsenova looks down at their hand, confused.
"To seal the deal, most people shake... sorry if I am embarrising you."
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The salesman hides the now complete dog plushie, giving it a kiss on the head as he does.
He turns to the dog. "So, uh, what's your deal?"
The dog turns to him. "Oh, you. Whaddya mean?"
He seems phased. "Uh, I mean, what kind of toys do you like? I've got pets, books, games, even some dog toys if you're interested in those."
It tilts it's head. "Dog toys?"
The salesman's face lights up. "Ah, yes! I've got plenty of those. Well, not plenty, but close enough to plenty that the term still legally applies." He pulls a variety of seemingly random objects out of his case. He holds out what appears to be a tiny living room recliner, about the size of a watermelon. "You can chew it, sit on it, smash it, whatever you want! It regenerates! Just don't look under the cushion and you'll be fine! And if you don't like it, we've got quite a lineup of any kind of toys imaginable!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Anomaly, SCP level, not yet registered, that kinda thing.*
"I do not feel comfortable among 'normal' society."
*So the SCP foundation hasn't contained them? Then how do they have a document about containing them?*
"Oh... cool. Um... Ever enjoy other demiplanes then? Like Aldagada?"
*SCP level, as in, has the capacity to be an SCP, but is not one yet. Sorry 'bout the confusion. Basically, the foundation has had a couple encounters with it so far, but has been unable to successfully contain or learn much about it, so they know about it, but hasn't been able to build any documents around it out of pure lack of knowledge. The most they have is: Talking dog, telekinetic abilities, very cunning (like a fox more than a dog). I hope that clears it up a bit.*
"I'm afraid I haven't been permitted to visit any more than Three Portlands, and an accidental encounter with 3008."
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*Anomaly, SCP level, not yet registered, that kinda thing.*
"I do not feel comfortable among 'normal' society."
*So the SCP foundation hasn't contained them? Then how do they have a document about containing them?*
"Oh... cool. Um... Ever enjoy other demiplanes then? Like Aldagada?"
*SCP level, as in, has the capacity to be an SCP, but is not one yet. Sorry 'bout the confusion. Basically, the foundation has had a couple encounters with it so far, but has been unable to successfully contain or learn much about it, so they know about it, but hasn't been able to build any documents around it out of pure lack of knowledge. The most they have is: Talking dog, telekinetic abilities, very cunning (like a fox more than a dog). I hope that clears it up a bit.*
"I'm afraid I haven't been permitted to visit any more than Three Portlands, and an accidental encounter with 3008."
*Ah, got it. Sorry for not understanding*
"Mmm... I see. Which portland are you from?"
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*Never heard of either of them until you brought them up. Also the dog is an SCP.*
"No, I chose Bright because he is the closest person to describe me with because you seem to want to compare me to others."
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*Ooo, which one?*
"Ah, got it."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
After getting itself out, the dog shakes itself off. "Even if it was a corner, you still took it waaaay to fast."
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*I made it up. :)*
He nodded and sipped his coffee.
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
The salesman hides the now complete dog plushie, giving it a kiss on the head as he does.
He turns to the dog. "So, uh, what's your deal?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The dog turns to him. "Oh, you. Whaddya mean?"
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*So an anomaly, but not SCP*
"Anyway... why frequent this particular cafe?"
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He seems phased. "Uh, I mean, what kind of toys do you like? I've got pets, books, games, even some dog toys if you're interested in those."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Anomaly, SCP level, not yet registered, that kinda thing.*
"I do not feel comfortable among 'normal' society."
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Elsenova looks down at their hand, confused.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It tilts it's head. "Dog toys?"
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*So the SCP foundation hasn't contained them? Then how do they have a document about containing them?*
"Oh... cool. Um... Ever enjoy other demiplanes then? Like Aldagada?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"To seal the deal, most people shake... sorry if I am embarrising you."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"-Sorry. I am unfamiliar with---- human customs."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Harvey is trying to place stickers on Incorso.
Quill is shopping.
Mason is Writing papers
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
The salesman's face lights up. "Ah, yes! I've got plenty of those. Well, not plenty, but close enough to plenty that the term still legally applies." He pulls a variety of seemingly random objects out of his case. He holds out what appears to be a tiny living room recliner, about the size of a watermelon. "You can chew it, sit on it, smash it, whatever you want! It regenerates! Just don't look under the cushion and you'll be fine! And if you don't like it, we've got quite a lineup of any kind of toys imaginable!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*SCP level, as in, has the capacity to be an SCP, but is not one yet. Sorry 'bout the confusion. Basically, the foundation has had a couple encounters with it so far, but has been unable to successfully contain or learn much about it, so they know about it, but hasn't been able to build any documents around it out of pure lack of knowledge. The most they have is: Talking dog, telekinetic abilities, very cunning (like a fox more than a dog). I hope that clears it up a bit.*
"I'm afraid I haven't been permitted to visit any more than Three Portlands, and an accidental encounter with 3008."
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Incorso is still dodging, appearing bored.
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*Ah, got it. Sorry for not understanding*
"Mmm... I see. Which portland are you from?"
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"It is fine. Human are weird, am I right? Fey is where it is right."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now