The Untold Tales of Café [REDACTED] (SCP Tavern)

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A humanoid shape appeared in the doorway, they were cloaked in military style clothing that covered every part of them, a gas mask with clear lenses sat attached to their face, a military helmet covered their head, they had a M4A1 connected to a specialized magnetic grip on their back, two army-grade pistols were strapped to their sides. They looked around a bit before walking in and sitting down.

Harvey is curled up on the couch, suffering a headache.

Quill is busy upstairs, on a conference call.

 The salesman, seeing the new arrival, quietly tries to take his case and hide upstairs.

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The dog is chewing on the toy chair it got from the salesman.

Incorso is on a phone call.

 Harvey, seeing Incorso is on a call, is sneaking over to smack and sticker on him. (Stealth: 18)

 Incorso simply side-steps him, not even pausing in his sentence.

 Harvey looks at him with disbelief, angry-confused face 

 Incorso holds a finger up to his face in a 'one second' motion.

 Harvey snarls and tries to nip his finger.

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A humanoid shape appeared in the doorway, they were cloaked in military style clothing that covered every part of them, a gas mask with clear lenses sat attached to their face, a military helmet covered their head, they had a M4A1 connected to a specialized magnetic grip on their back, two army-grade pistols were strapped to their sides. They looked around a bit before walking in and sitting down.

Harvey is curled up on the couch, suffering a headache.

Quill is busy upstairs, on a conference call.

 The salesman, seeing the new arrival, quietly tries to take his case and hide upstairs.

 The man looks at the salesman leaving and narrows his eyes

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The dog is chewing on the toy chair it got from the salesman.

Incorso is on a phone call.

 Harvey, seeing Incorso is on a call, is sneaking over to smack and sticker on him. (Stealth: 18)

 Incorso simply side-steps him, not even pausing in his sentence.

 Harvey looks at him with disbelief, angry-confused face 

 Incorso holds a finger up to his face in a 'one second' motion.

 Harvey snarls and tries to nip his finger.

 All he nips is the empty air.

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The dog is chewing on the toy chair it got from the salesman.

Incorso is on a phone call.

 Harvey, seeing Incorso is on a call, is sneaking over to smack and sticker on him. (Stealth: 18)

 Incorso simply side-steps him, not even pausing in his sentence.

 Harvey looks at him with disbelief, angry-confused face 

 Incorso holds a finger up to his face in a 'one second' motion.

 Harvey snarls and tries to nip his finger.

 All he nips is the empty air.

 "IM GOING TO GO TRAIN IN THE MOUTAINS SO I CAN MATCH YOUR SPEED"

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The dog is chewing on the toy chair it got from the salesman.

Incorso is on a phone call.

 Harvey, seeing Incorso is on a call, is sneaking over to smack and sticker on him. (Stealth: 18)

 Incorso simply side-steps him, not even pausing in his sentence.

 Harvey looks at him with disbelief, angry-confused face 

 Incorso holds a finger up to his face in a 'one second' motion.

 Harvey snarls and tries to nip his finger.

 All he nips is the empty air.

 "IM GOING TO GO TRAIN IN THE MOUTAINS SO I CAN MATCH YOUR SPEED"

 Incorso turns, ignoring Harvey. "Yes, I'll pick up fresh coffee grounds on the way. No, I'm not getting the expensive stuff. Yes, I'll make sure it's non-anomalous."

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The dog is chewing on the toy chair it got from the salesman.

Incorso is on a phone call.

 Harvey, seeing Incorso is on a call, is sneaking over to smack and sticker on him. (Stealth: 18)

 Incorso simply side-steps him, not even pausing in his sentence.

 Harvey looks at him with disbelief, angry-confused face 

 Incorso holds a finger up to his face in a 'one second' motion.

 Harvey snarls and tries to nip his finger.

 All he nips is the empty air.

 "IM GOING TO GO TRAIN IN THE MOUTAINS SO I CAN MATCH YOUR SPEED"

 Incorso turns, ignoring Harvey. "Yes, I'll pick up fresh coffee grounds on the way. No, I'm not getting the expensive stuff. Yes, I'll make sure it's non-anomalous."

 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

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The dog is chewing on the toy chair it got from the salesman.

Incorso is on a phone call.

 Harvey, seeing Incorso is on a call, is sneaking over to smack and sticker on him. (Stealth: 18)

 Incorso simply side-steps him, not even pausing in his sentence.

 Harvey looks at him with disbelief, angry-confused face 

 Incorso holds a finger up to his face in a 'one second' motion.

 Harvey snarls and tries to nip his finger.

 All he nips is the empty air.

 "IM GOING TO GO TRAIN IN THE MOUTAINS SO I CAN MATCH YOUR SPEED"

 Incorso turns, ignoring Harvey. "Yes, I'll pick up fresh coffee grounds on the way. No, I'm not getting the expensive stuff. Yes, I'll make sure it's non-anomalous."

 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

 "Sorry about that, a toddler is running around in this cafe. No, I'm afraid it's too ignorant to listen to any adult."

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A humanoid shape appeared in the doorway, they were cloaked in military style clothing that covered every part of them, a gas mask with clear lenses sat attached to their face, a military helmet covered their head, they had a M4A1 connected to a specialized magnetic grip on their back, two army-grade pistols were strapped to their sides. They looked around a bit before walking in and sitting down.

Harvey is curled up on the couch, suffering a headache.

Quill is busy upstairs, on a conference call.

 The salesman, seeing the new arrival, quietly tries to take his case and hide upstairs.

 The man looks at the salesman leaving and narrows his eyes

 The sound of glass breaking emanates from upstairs. Followed by gunfire in the streets.

A panicked Wondertainment salesman rushes though the front door, bleeding.

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The dog is chewing on the toy chair it got from the salesman.

Incorso is on a phone call.

 Harvey, seeing Incorso is on a call, is sneaking over to smack and sticker on him. (Stealth: 18)

 Incorso simply side-steps him, not even pausing in his sentence.

 Harvey looks at him with disbelief, angry-confused face 

 Incorso holds a finger up to his face in a 'one second' motion.

 Harvey snarls and tries to nip his finger.

 All he nips is the empty air.

 "IM GOING TO GO TRAIN IN THE MOUTAINS SO I CAN MATCH YOUR SPEED"

 Incorso turns, ignoring Harvey. "Yes, I'll pick up fresh coffee grounds on the way. No, I'm not getting the expensive stuff. Yes, I'll make sure it's non-anomalous."

 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

 "Sorry about that, a toddler is running around in this cafe. No, I'm afraid it's too ignorant to listen to any adult."

 Harvey snarls again and leans on Incorso's shoulder.

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A humanoid shape appeared in the doorway, they were cloaked in military style clothing that covered every part of them, a gas mask with clear lenses sat attached to their face, a military helmet covered their head, they had a M4A1 connected to a specialized magnetic grip on their back, two army-grade pistols were strapped to their sides. They looked around a bit before walking in and sitting down.

Harvey is curled up on the couch, suffering a headache.

Quill is busy upstairs, on a conference call.

 The salesman, seeing the new arrival, quietly tries to take his case and hide upstairs.

 The man looks at the salesman leaving and narrows his eyes

 The sound of glass breaking emanates from upstairs. Followed by gunfire in the streets.

A panicked Wondertainment salesman rushes though the front door, bleeding.

 The man sets down his things and walks over, he points at the wondertainment salesman and begins to sign a string of sign language

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A humanoid shape appeared in the doorway, they were cloaked in military style clothing that covered every part of them, a gas mask with clear lenses sat attached to their face, a military helmet covered their head, they had a M4A1 connected to a specialized magnetic grip on their back, two army-grade pistols were strapped to their sides. They looked around a bit before walking in and sitting down.

Harvey is curled up on the couch, suffering a headache.

Quill is busy upstairs, on a conference call.

 The salesman, seeing the new arrival, quietly tries to take his case and hide upstairs.

 The man looks at the salesman leaving and narrows his eyes

 The sound of glass breaking emanates from upstairs. Followed by gunfire in the streets.

A panicked Wondertainment salesman rushes though the front door, bleeding.

 The man sets down his things and walks over, he points at the wondertainment salesman and begins to sign a string of sign language

 *What's he saying? Wondertainment employees are trained in a variety of languages by demand of their edutainment department.*

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A humanoid shape appeared in the doorway, they were cloaked in military style clothing that covered every part of them, a gas mask with clear lenses sat attached to their face, a military helmet covered their head, they had a M4A1 connected to a specialized magnetic grip on their back, two army-grade pistols were strapped to their sides. They looked around a bit before walking in and sitting down.

Harvey is curled up on the couch, suffering a headache.

Quill is busy upstairs, on a conference call.

 The salesman, seeing the new arrival, quietly tries to take his case and hide upstairs.

 The man looks at the salesman leaving and narrows his eyes

 The sound of glass breaking emanates from upstairs. Followed by gunfire in the streets.

A panicked Wondertainment salesman rushes though the front door, bleeding.

 The man sets down his things and walks over, he points at the wondertainment salesman and begins to sign a string of sign language

 *What's he saying? Wondertainment employees are trained in a variety of languages by demand of their edutainment department.*

 'Are you alright, i am trained in basic medical treatments'

*Hello, how is everyone?*

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A humanoid shape appeared in the doorway, they were cloaked in military style clothing that covered every part of them, a gas mask with clear lenses sat attached to their face, a military helmet covered their head, they had a M4A1 connected to a specialized magnetic grip on their back, two army-grade pistols were strapped to their sides. They looked around a bit before walking in and sitting down.

Harvey is curled up on the couch, suffering a headache.

Quill is busy upstairs, on a conference call.

 The salesman, seeing the new arrival, quietly tries to take his case and hide upstairs.

 The man looks at the salesman leaving and narrows his eyes

 The sound of glass breaking emanates from upstairs. Followed by gunfire in the streets.

A panicked Wondertainment salesman rushes though the front door, bleeding.

 The man sets down his things and walks over, he points at the wondertainment salesman and begins to sign a string of sign language

 *What's he saying? Wondertainment employees are trained in a variety of languages by demand of their edutainment department.*

 'Are you alright, i am trained in basic medical treatments'

 The salesman weakly signs back 'No. Please help. GOC outside.'

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The dog is chewing on the toy chair it got from the salesman.

Incorso is on a phone call.

 Harvey, seeing Incorso is on a call, is sneaking over to smack and sticker on him. (Stealth: 18)

 Incorso simply side-steps him, not even pausing in his sentence.

 Harvey looks at him with disbelief, angry-confused face 

 Incorso holds a finger up to his face in a 'one second' motion.

 Harvey snarls and tries to nip his finger.

 All he nips is the empty air.

 "IM GOING TO GO TRAIN IN THE MOUTAINS SO I CAN MATCH YOUR SPEED"

 Incorso turns, ignoring Harvey. "Yes, I'll pick up fresh coffee grounds on the way. No, I'm not getting the expensive stuff. Yes, I'll make sure it's non-anomalous."

 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

 "Sorry about that, a toddler is running around in this cafe. No, I'm afraid it's too ignorant to listen to any adult."

 Harvey snarls again and leans on Incorso's shoulder.

 Incorso twirls, causing Harvey to lean on nothing, meaning he will most likely fall.... comically.

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A humanoid shape appeared in the doorway, they were cloaked in military style clothing that covered every part of them, a gas mask with clear lenses sat attached to their face, a military helmet covered their head, they had a M4A1 connected to a specialized magnetic grip on their back, two army-grade pistols were strapped to their sides. They looked around a bit before walking in and sitting down.

Harvey is curled up on the couch, suffering a headache.

Quill is busy upstairs, on a conference call.

 The salesman, seeing the new arrival, quietly tries to take his case and hide upstairs.

 The man looks at the salesman leaving and narrows his eyes

 The sound of glass breaking emanates from upstairs. Followed by gunfire in the streets.

A panicked Wondertainment salesman rushes though the front door, bleeding.

 The man sets down his things and walks over, he points at the wondertainment salesman and begins to sign a string of sign language

 *What's he saying? Wondertainment employees are trained in a variety of languages by demand of their edutainment department.*

 'Are you alright, i am trained in basic medical treatments'

 The salesman weakly signs back 'No. Please help. GOC outside.'

 The man tilts his head and peers outside 'Oh' he signs "I can try but im not that good'

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The dog is chewing on the toy chair it got from the salesman.

Incorso is on a phone call.

 Harvey, seeing Incorso is on a call, is sneaking over to smack and sticker on him. (Stealth: 18)

 Incorso simply side-steps him, not even pausing in his sentence.

 Harvey looks at him with disbelief, angry-confused face 

 Incorso holds a finger up to his face in a 'one second' motion.

 Harvey snarls and tries to nip his finger.

 All he nips is the empty air.

 "IM GOING TO GO TRAIN IN THE MOUTAINS SO I CAN MATCH YOUR SPEED"

 Incorso turns, ignoring Harvey. "Yes, I'll pick up fresh coffee grounds on the way. No, I'm not getting the expensive stuff. Yes, I'll make sure it's non-anomalous."

 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

 "Sorry about that, a toddler is running around in this cafe. No, I'm afraid it's too ignorant to listen to any adult."

 Harvey snarls again and leans on Incorso's shoulder.

 Incorso twirls, causing Harvey to lean on nothing, meaning he will most likely fall.... comically.

 Harvey meets the floor and decides to stay there

Elsenova is sitting on the floor near an outlet, a cord connecting it to their shoulder.

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Elsenova is sitting on the floor near an outlet, a cord connecting it to their shoulder.

Nessa waves. "How are you?"