The door opens to the cafe, and a heavily armed Cyborg in MTF gear walks in. A patch on his arms identifies which one he belongs to: the legendary MTF Tau-5, "Samsara." He walks in, grumbling about "Bureaucrats" and "mandatory vacations." under his breath. He seems a bit more...sapient? than most Tau-5 members.
Nessa stands at attention. "Um... Anything wrong, Sir?"
The MTF member turns to her. "At ease. O5 mandated vacation. Got exposed to a powerful Cognitohazard, and part of my programing was corrupted. Rather than destroy me, a leader of Tau-5, they decided a...break was a better option."
"And they don't have the Promthesues stuff to fix it?" They say, relaxing a bit
"To powerful a Cognitohazard. The only way they could've undone it was to give me Class-d Amnestics, which would've eliminated weeks, if not months of valuable experience."
"I see... um... What shall I refer to you as, Captain?"
"I am Captain Irantu." He replies.
They offer a hand. "Thanks! I'm Nessa MacSullivan."
He shakes it, restraining is supernatural strength. "Pleasure to meet you, Ms. MacSullivan."
"Thanks... just please don't crush my hand while doing so."
He, unusually, cracks a smile, and lets go of her hand. "I tried to avoid doing that. I'm sorry if I still hurt you."
[[ know of it? Yes. Ever really pay attention to it? No. ]]
*Cool. Want a run down?*
[[ uh sure ]]
*Okay, what do you know?*
[[ scp is like creepypasta but not ]]
*Do you know about the specifics of the world?*
[[ not at all ]]
*Okay, so anomalies exist. Anomalies are things that break the rules of reality. They range from duplicating cakes to keys that can open any lock to world eating gods. Many organizations exist in relation to these Anomalies. These include the SCP Foundation which works to Secure, Contain, and protect Anomalies, the GOC which works to destroy Anomalies, MC&D which works to sell them and what not. In the SCP universe, there is a city in a demiplane known as Three Portlands (because it is connected to three cities know as 'Portland' in the real world) where anomalies aren't hidden. Any questions?*
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[[ know of it? Yes. Ever really pay attention to it? No. ]]
*Cool. Want a run down?*
[[ uh sure ]]
*Okay, what do you know?*
[[ scp is like creepypasta but not ]]
*Do you know about the specifics of the world?*
[[ not at all ]]
*Okay, so anomalies exist. Anomalies are things that break the rules of reality. They range from duplicating cakes to keys that can open any lock to world eating gods. Many organizations exist in relation to these Anomalies. These include the SCP Foundation which works to Secure, Contain, and protect Anomalies, the GOC which works to destroy Anomalies, MC&D which works to sell them and what not. In the SCP universe, there is a city in a demiplane known as Three Portlands (because it is connected to three cities know as 'Portland' in the real world) where anomalies aren't hidden. Any questions?*
[[ yes, can the scp stuff give you trauma like anime or video games :] ]]
[[ know of it? Yes. Ever really pay attention to it? No. ]]
*Cool. Want a run down?*
[[ uh sure ]]
*Okay, what do you know?*
[[ scp is like creepypasta but not ]]
*Do you know about the specifics of the world?*
[[ not at all ]]
*Okay, so anomalies exist. Anomalies are things that break the rules of reality. They range from duplicating cakes to keys that can open any lock to world eating gods. Many organizations exist in relation to these Anomalies. These include the SCP Foundation which works to Secure, Contain, and protect Anomalies, the GOC which works to destroy Anomalies, MC&D which works to sell them and what not. In the SCP universe, there is a city in a demiplane known as Three Portlands (because it is connected to three cities know as 'Portland' in the real world) where anomalies aren't hidden. Any questions?*
[[ yes, can the scp stuff give you trauma like anime or video games :] ]]
*Yes. Like 'where the dragons went'*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ know of it? Yes. Ever really pay attention to it? No. ]]
*Cool. Want a run down?*
[[ uh sure ]]
*Okay, what do you know?*
[[ scp is like creepypasta but not ]]
*Do you know about the specifics of the world?*
[[ not at all ]]
*Okay, so anomalies exist. Anomalies are things that break the rules of reality. They range from duplicating cakes to keys that can open any lock to world eating gods. Many organizations exist in relation to these Anomalies. These include the SCP Foundation which works to Secure, Contain, and protect Anomalies, the GOC which works to destroy Anomalies, MC&D which works to sell them and what not. In the SCP universe, there is a city in a demiplane known as Three Portlands (because it is connected to three cities know as 'Portland' in the real world) where anomalies aren't hidden. Any questions?*
[[ yes, can the scp stuff give you trauma like anime or video games :] ]]
[[ know of it? Yes. Ever really pay attention to it? No. ]]
*Cool. Want a run down?*
[[ uh sure ]]
*Okay, what do you know?*
[[ scp is like creepypasta but not ]]
*Do you know about the specifics of the world?*
[[ not at all ]]
*Okay, so anomalies exist. Anomalies are things that break the rules of reality. They range from duplicating cakes to keys that can open any lock to world eating gods. Many organizations exist in relation to these Anomalies. These include the SCP Foundation which works to Secure, Contain, and protect Anomalies, the GOC which works to destroy Anomalies, MC&D which works to sell them and what not. In the SCP universe, there is a city in a demiplane known as Three Portlands (because it is connected to three cities know as 'Portland' in the real world) where anomalies aren't hidden. Any questions?*
[[ yes, can the scp stuff give you trauma like anime or video games :] ]]
*Yes. Like 'where the dragons went'*
[[ I think imma like scp ]]
*Yep. Want to introduce a character? Maybe someone from the real world who happened to stumble into 3Port*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Thanks... just please don't crush my hand while doing so."
He, unusually, cracks a smile, and lets go of her hand. "I tried to avoid doing that. I'm sorry if I still hurt you."
"Its... fine. Sidhe's don't get hurt easily, and I don't either... usually."
He nods. "Fair point."
"Thanks... so... want something to drink?"
He nods. "Sure. What do we have here?"
"Um... Most real-world stuff. The Para-tech stuff shipment has been delayed."
He smiles slightly. "Whiskey, neat, then"
"Sure... um.... got money or should I just put it on your tab?"
He blinks a few times, his cybernetic eye flashing. (Picturing him a bit more human version of the Borg from Star trek for some reason.) "Yes, I believe I may have some." He rumages through the pockets on his vest, and eventually, after pulling out almost everything else, including several flashbangs, anomalous scanners, and other odd things, pulls out a wallet. "How much is it?"
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He, unusually, cracks a smile, and lets go of her hand. "I tried to avoid doing that. I'm sorry if I still hurt you."
"Sure... You ever bought from MC&D?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Yeah... had a stint where I worked for them. That lasted about a week."
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Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Its... fine. Sidhe's don't get hurt easily, and I don't either... usually."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ not at all ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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"Did you buy though?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Oh yeah, for sure. I mean, who in this world of anomalies hasn't?"
*Gtg, bye!*
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
He nods. "Fair point."
*Okay, so anomalies exist. Anomalies are things that break the rules of reality. They range from duplicating cakes to keys that can open any lock to world eating gods. Many organizations exist in relation to these Anomalies. These include the SCP Foundation which works to Secure, Contain, and protect Anomalies, the GOC which works to destroy Anomalies, MC&D which works to sell them and what not. In the SCP universe, there is a city in a demiplane known as Three Portlands (because it is connected to three cities know as 'Portland' in the real world) where anomalies aren't hidden. Any questions?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Thanks... so... want something to drink?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ yes, can the scp stuff give you trauma like anime or video games :] ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
He nods. "Sure. What do we have here?"
*Yes. Like 'where the dragons went'*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Um... Most real-world stuff. The Para-tech stuff shipment has been delayed."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He smiles slightly. "Whiskey, neat, then"
[[ I think imma like scp ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Sure... um.... got money or should I just put it on your tab?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Yep. Want to introduce a character? Maybe someone from the real world who happened to stumble into 3Port*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*GTG*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He blinks a few times, his cybernetic eye flashing. (Picturing him a bit more human version of the Borg from Star trek for some reason.) "Yes, I believe I may have some." He rumages through the pockets on his vest, and eventually, after pulling out almost everything else, including several flashbangs, anomalous scanners, and other odd things, pulls out a wallet. "How much is it?"