the wind is almost screaming now, and there are an unusually large number of mosquitos flying in
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
*sorry i keep building up, but i need to make an image of the character and i havent yet, so.....*
there are shapes visible in the forest in the lamplight, large, slinking things. this is a strange night. the forest is usually calmer
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Alrighty, I'm back from the dead again. Does anyone wish to rp?*
*I do! I just put up an intro starter, if you're interested. KK might feel a bit nostalgic after her encounters with TRAUMA-FM*
A signal is coming from the woods. When it hits radios, it seems to just be garbage noise with a very mild hypnotic effect. When it hits scrying tools (such as crystal balls), however, what happens is they get an image of a kitchen with mild distortion, a lanky construct with a cubic head, antenna, and humanoid clothing explaining how to cook and how magic factors into each component, explaining the magic itself with fun and interesting props and demonstrations.
At appropriate points, the sensor cuts to the construct going out and exploring a nightmarish carnival, talking to (visibly uncomfortable) experts, performing skits, and gathering fresh ingredients related to the dish they are making. They seem to be very interested in "nature," taking the time to pull the sensor over to watch fights go down, sometimes even getting involved.
By the time the signal calms down, about 20-something minutes after the show began, they have made some decadent meal and completed a story arc that had been used as a framing device. It often ends with the construct getting attacked by dagger-toothed clowns or children with masks. Afterwards, it just shows a word in white on a black background: Loddie.
*Oh, this looks amazing- I'm sure KK would be perfect for this! Laws of time and space, prepare to be ignored!*
KK picks up the signal from her warehouse, her metallic antennae adjusting their positions to refine the signal as she sits upright. Curious and a little nostalgic, she leaves to go and find the source of the signal, hoping to find whoever or whatever is broadcasting.
She eventually discovers what looks like the mangled body of the cook from the show, leaning against a tree with a meat cleaver in their shoulder. His limbs lie scattered about, except for one damaged arm which is still connected. In place of any sort of blood, black, shiny tape is scattered around everywhere, and in the setting sun it's possible to see tiny images, like impossibly small and detailed paintings of the show, one after the other with only slight alterations between them, like the arm being slightly lower. Their antennas are bent, and one is snapped off halfway. Their screen is cracked, showing a black-and-white "Please Stand By" sign with a jester's mask and strange patterns. He lifts his two remaining fingers as though in a greeting. Then he curls his middle finger and holds up his index, as though to sign "Wait a second" or "Pay attention." Another episode comes on his screen, and the signal changes to send it out. They tilt their head back, resting it against the tree.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
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the wind is almost screaming now, and there are an unusually large number of mosquitos flying in
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Anybody here? I made y first homebrew monster, not sure if they are balanced just yet. CR 7 and all that.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*hi*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Hey Drizz*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I have arrived to gay! :3*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*how are you?*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
(how are you doing)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
*Hello tarra. I have missed you.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I am doing well, you?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Light Buzzyear! We meet again... for the Last Time!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Man, I'd continue the quote if I remembered it.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*sorry i keep building up, but i need to make an image of the character and i havent yet, so.....*
there are shapes visible in the forest in the lamplight, large, slinking things. this is a strange night. the forest is usually calmer
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
She eventually discovers what looks like the mangled body of the cook from the show, leaning against a tree with a meat cleaver in their shoulder. His limbs lie scattered about, except for one damaged arm which is still connected. In place of any sort of blood, black, shiny tape is scattered around everywhere, and in the setting sun it's possible to see tiny images, like impossibly small and detailed paintings of the show, one after the other with only slight alterations between them, like the arm being slightly lower. Their antennas are bent, and one is snapped off halfway. Their screen is cracked, showing a black-and-white "Please Stand By" sign with a jester's mask and strange patterns. He lifts his two remaining fingers as though in a greeting. Then he curls his middle finger and holds up his index, as though to sign "Wait a second" or "Pay attention." Another episode comes on his screen, and the signal changes to send it out. They tilt their head back, resting it against the tree.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I'm here, I'm queer. get used to it.*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*hello*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*Already am.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*anybody wanna rp? anyone at all?*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Dead By Daylight has released 2v8 with Nemesis, Wesker, and The Legion.... The most toxic people you know will be playing legion.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
* Good! You? :3*
*Ello! :3*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I wanna gay*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25