"Feh." She jams her claw through his chest, shattering through his ribs and grasping around for his soul. "I have nothing to fear."
"Ah." He pulls out various sauces. "How's that going for you?"
“Oh it’s not about what you fear, it’s about who you’re about to fight.” The voices say, as Thane, out of his control, raises his axe, tearing his own muscles in the attempt to stop himself, blood pouring out.
“It’s going amazingly, they are all split from each other, except for Merabelle and the short one.”
With a single finger, she slashes his axe arm off. "I don't think you understand who you're dealing with. I invented your pretty little ritual around the time I created the Yugoloths. You're nothing special. A pair of upstarts with bad manners and a power trip."
"I thought I was the short one." He pulls out a little dish and begins to mix some of the sauces. "Merabelle is nice. I don't like how she eats people, but I guess it's better than wasting them."
She smiles, pulling him onto her chest. "Thank you, dear."
"As do I" He says, both standing up and walking away.
"I've been watered down to a mere tavern-keep! I used to... be gay and do crimes, and and kill things!..."
*I shall wait.*
He wiggles gently in her arms, making tiny cat noises, rubbing up against her.
“And now you’re married to one of the most wanted people in the entire realm of heaven. Sorry I can’t make life interesting enough for you.” He shifts back to his smaller form.
*Oh, male or female btw. Or do you not have a preference.*
"If only I could keep you forever. Such a shame I will outlive you." She says, scratching under his chin.
"I'm gonna get in shape, hire somebody to run the tavern on the weekends, then cause chaos like I used to." She says, making a fist and pounding onto her held out palm
*No preference, also, add a fourth or no?*
“If only I had eternity with you… but that is not the life I get to live.” He lets out a soft growl, smiling at them.
“You’re already in shape, or at least that’s what I think. I could help you though, I’m pretty fit I think.” He says, pulling up his shirt, his abs looking as defined as always.
*Always.* The Hellion is workout like she always is in the forest, her muscles glistening from sweat, her war paint still well defined on her body.
"And you are welcome to. Buy whatever you like. I won't stop you."
"You're very boring. How many of those do you have?"
Felix is being entirely sincere, and is somewhat confused, although he's trying not to show it. "I need to know you better. It's been what, a week since you started talking to me? Even then we haven't really talked that much. You've taken a strong liking to me even though we barely know each other, and engaging with that sort of thing hasn't been good for me in the past."
"Okay." she says, bagging up the exact order she described to him at his cart.
"An infinite amount." he says, opening his paw, letting several fall to the ground.
"Then I will do exactly that, Felix. I will get to know you better. But --And be truthful-- why have you created a figurine of myself? Call it curiosity, but I must know."
He counts it out. "Alright, I can take that platinum from you now."
"Gross. You know what kind of chemicals they put in those?"
"I made figurines of all of my friends." He points to the rafters, where there are figurines of Sparrow and Stroth holding hands, Rag working out, and various other little characters. "It's just one way I can show my appreciation. I'm not sure how accurate yours is."
"Feh." She jams her claw through his chest, shattering through his ribs and grasping around for his soul. "I have nothing to fear."
"Ah." He pulls out various sauces. "How's that going for you?"
“Oh it’s not about what you fear, it’s about who you’re about to fight.” The voices say, as Thane, out of his control, raises his axe, tearing his own muscles in the attempt to stop himself, blood pouring out.
“It’s going amazingly, they are all split from each other, except for Merabelle and the short one.”
With a single finger, she slashes his axe arm off. "I don't think you understand who you're dealing with. I invented your pretty little ritual around the time I created the Yugoloths. You're nothing special. A pair of upstarts with bad manners and a power trip."
"I thought I was the short one." He pulls out a little dish and begins to mix some of the sauces. "Merabelle is nice. I don't like how she eats people, but I guess it's better than wasting them."
Thane can’t help but look relieved as his arm falls to the ground, the wound slipping blood like a fountain would water “You’ll have to find us you old hag, we aren’t pushovers ourselves, after all, we beat your poor excuse of a grandson.”
“Oh cursing her to do that was fun, a never ending hunger. You’re not short, you’re adorable, that’s why we are going to spare you, still going to shatter your mind though, maybe keep you as a pet.”
He chuckles a bit to himself, a snide grin creeping up the side of his face. "What, think I spend my weekends down here, do you? I don't, but I still know this place better than you two, that's for sure. Tell me, have we triggered any traps since you started following me?"
KK looks absolutely done with his [1GP], growling something unintelligible under her breath.
She looks to KK before walking behind them, picking them up (Grapple:31) before slamming them into one of the hall walls "If you don't have anything to provide for us other than we will just break your neck."
*sorry about the delay*
He keeps that stupid grin on his face as all that happens. "Sorry, can't help ya much more than I have been. Nothing personal- just doing my job. I mean, I love my job, but still."
KK looks exasperated. "He's trying to waste our time." She produces a pen from her coat pocket. "Let's just stab him in the leg or something so he can't give chase and leave him." Cathcart looks back at her as if offended.
"We don't need ta, I've got it." She pulls him back before slamming them back into the wall, trying to bury them in it, or at least slow them down significantly. Strength Check:28
He is promptly shoved into the wall, leaving an almost cartoonish roughly-Cathcart-shaped hole in the wall.
“Let’s get goin’ KK.” They begin walking again, leaving Cathcart behind in that hole in the wall:
KK nods, and follows after her, not bothering to look back and give Cathcart any more of her time.
They find themselves at the maze the others did, “Hmm, how do you suppose we get though this? Got any ideas?”
She smiles, pulling him onto her chest. "Thank you, dear."
"As do I" He says, both standing up and walking away.
"I've been watered down to a mere tavern-keep! I used to... be gay and do crimes, and and kill things!..."
*I shall wait.*
He wiggles gently in her arms, making tiny cat noises, rubbing up against her.
“And now you’re married to one of the most wanted people in the entire realm of heaven. Sorry I can’t make life interesting enough for you.” He shifts back to his smaller form.
*Oh, male or female btw. Or do you not have a preference.*
"If only I could keep you forever. Such a shame I will outlive you." She says, scratching under his chin.
"I'm gonna get in shape, hire somebody to run the tavern on the weekends, then cause chaos like I used to." She says, making a fist and pounding onto her held out palm
*No preference, also, add a fourth or no?*
“If only I had eternity with you… but that is not the life I get to live.” He lets out a soft growl, smiling at them.
“You’re already in shape, or at least that’s what I think. I could help you though, I’m pretty fit I think.” He says, pulling up his shirt, his abs looking as defined as always.
*Always.* The Hellion is workout like she always is in the forest, her muscles glistening from sweat, her war paint still well defined on her body.
"Before you die, I will take measures to find a way to extend your lifespan. If this is acceptable to you, of course."
She lifts up her shirt, looking like a chubby chonkster, though she's lost the weight from carrying a child.
"Hard dedication, I see." Seasha says, splashing them gently, snickering.
Sitting in the center of town, taking up a good portion of the square is Silyxer, and he appears to have come in search of something.
“If it means I can be with you longer, I’ll do whatever I can. Life is worth living with you in it.” He says softly.
He smiles at it, lying closer to her, sighing “See, perfect as always. You are just amazing, but maybe love is making me blind.”
They look to them, annoyed for a moment before taking a deep breath “It’s what I have to do.”
Rag is walking around like he always is, never really having anything he needs to do, because no one can force him to do anything.
With a single finger, she slashes his axe arm off. "I don't think you understand who you're dealing with. I invented your pretty little ritual around the time I created the Yugoloths. You're nothing special. A pair of upstarts with bad manners and a power trip."
"I thought I was the short one." He pulls out a little dish and begins to mix some of the sauces. "Merabelle is nice. I don't like how she eats people, but I guess it's better than wasting them."
Thane can’t help but look relieved as his arm falls to the ground, the wound slipping blood like a fountain would water “You’ll have to find us you old hag, we aren’t pushovers ourselves, after all, we beat your poor excuse of a grandson.”
“Oh cursing her to do that was fun, a never ending hunger. You’re not short, you’re adorable, that’s why we are going to spare you, still going to shatter your mind though, maybe keep you as a pet.”
"Don't care." She slashes open her hand and places the wound against Thane's stump. "Now then, I am your Grandmother, and you belong to me." She pulls her hand away, creating a new arm made out of oily, iridescent blood. "I saved the woman you love most, and gave you a new arm, so I get something of equal value: your soul, whether it is yours to give or not." She grabs him and begins to walk off. "I'm taking my handsome boy, and when I'm done, I'm coming back." She rips her eye out of the socket and tosses it to the ground.
"That's quite an ambition." He takes out some more jars and some candles, and begins using them as a heat source to cook something.
Lacai is browsing local shops, looking for things to peddle in the next town he will visit.
Jax has come back into town with a fresh look. His clothes are baggy and of pastel colors, his hair is dyed a lavender and droops over his eyes, and he has found a way to transfer properties to objects, his clothes acting as armor, his pockets bags of holding. he sits down at the bar, ordering a meal.
Lilac is using the forge, creating a bifurcated dagger.
The character that I introed earlier walks over too the forge
Desc:
The have long fancy black robes (kind of a dress, but from like 60 feet away they look exactly like robes), with brown medium hair, a tall build, and bright yellow eyes.
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
She thinks for a second. "Wait, I think I know this one... we go along the left wall, and given a little time, we'll always find the exit." She scratches a little mark into the wall with her clawed hand as a way to keep track of where they've been.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He counts it out. "Alright, I can take that platinum from you now."
"Gross. You know what kind of chemicals they put in those?"
"I made figurines of all of my friends." He points to the rafters, where there are figurines of Sparrow and Stroth holding hands, Rag working out, and various other little characters. "It's just one way I can show my appreciation. I'm not sure how accurate yours is."
She smiles, handing it to them.
"None, I grow them myself in my Demiplane." he says, scoffing.
*What is the Cyvus figurine doing?* "I see. Well, i'm honored to be counted among your comrades. Your handiwork is remarkable."
He smiles back. "I've got just about everything, so if you want something sweet, I'm always here."
"Humph. Guess I can't see a problem with that."
*It's waving* "I know. Cooking has left me with very good manual dexterity, but I've only been painting minis for about three months and I still have a lot to learn."
With a single finger, she slashes his axe arm off. "I don't think you understand who you're dealing with. I invented your pretty little ritual around the time I created the Yugoloths. You're nothing special. A pair of upstarts with bad manners and a power trip."
"I thought I was the short one." He pulls out a little dish and begins to mix some of the sauces. "Merabelle is nice. I don't like how she eats people, but I guess it's better than wasting them."
Thane can’t help but look relieved as his arm falls to the ground, the wound slipping blood like a fountain would water “You’ll have to find us you old hag, we aren’t pushovers ourselves, after all, we beat your poor excuse of a grandson.”
“Oh cursing her to do that was fun, a never ending hunger. You’re not short, you’re adorable, that’s why we are going to spare you, still going to shatter your mind though, maybe keep you as a pet.”
"Don't care." She slashes open her hand and places the wound against Thane's stump. "Now then, I am your Grandmother, and you belong to me." She pulls her hand away, creating a new arm made out of oily, iridescent blood. "I saved the woman you love most, and gave you a new arm, so I get something of equal value: your soul, whether it is yours to give or not." She grabs him and begins to walk off. "I'm taking my handsome boy, and when I'm done, I'm coming back." She rips her eye out of the socket and tosses it to the ground.
"That's quite an ambition." He takes out some more jars and some candles, and begins using them as a heat source to cook something.
The strings snap against the grandmother’s strength, dragging Thane along, barely conscious, but happy to give away the tatters of a soul he has left to her “T-thank… you grandma.” The Valentines can’t help but cackle “Well see you then… have fun.”
“What can we say, we’re ambitious, after all, we killed half of our old gang for this power in the first place, and we don’t regret it for a moment.” They giggle, spinning, using each other as counterweights.
Lacai is browsing local shops, looking for things to peddle in the next town he will visit.
Jax has come back into town with a fresh look. His clothes are baggy and of pastel colors, his hair is dyed a lavender and droops over his eyes, and he has found a way to transfer properties to objects, his clothes acting as armor, his pockets bags of holding. he sits down at the bar, ordering a meal.
Lilac is using the forge, creating a bifurcated dagger.
The character that I introed earlier walks over too the forge
Desc:
The have long fancy black robes (kind of a dress, but from like 60 feet away they look exactly like robes), with brown medium hair, a tall build, and bright yellow eyes.
"You'll have to give me some time to finish up, about 10 minutes." She says to no-one in particular while wiping her brow with her forearm, though its obvious her words are directed to them.
She sits down *you can sit down somewhere in the forge, right?* and waits
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
With a single finger, she slashes his axe arm off. "I don't think you understand who you're dealing with. I invented your pretty little ritual around the time I created the Yugoloths. You're nothing special. A pair of upstarts with bad manners and a power trip."
"I thought I was the short one." He pulls out a little dish and begins to mix some of the sauces. "Merabelle is nice. I don't like how she eats people, but I guess it's better than wasting them."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“If only I had eternity with you… but that is not the life I get to live.” He lets out a soft growl, smiling at them.
“You’re already in shape, or at least that’s what I think. I could help you though, I’m pretty fit I think.” He says, pulling up his shirt, his abs looking as defined as always.
*Always.* The Hellion is workout like she always is in the forest, her muscles glistening from sweat, her war paint still well defined on her body.
He counts it out. "Alright, I can take that platinum from you now."
"Gross. You know what kind of chemicals they put in those?"
"I made figurines of all of my friends." He points to the rafters, where there are figurines of Sparrow and Stroth holding hands, Rag working out, and various other little characters. "It's just one way I can show my appreciation. I'm not sure how accurate yours is."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Thane can’t help but look relieved as his arm falls to the ground, the wound slipping blood like a fountain would water “You’ll have to find us you old hag, we aren’t pushovers ourselves, after all, we beat your poor excuse of a grandson.”
“Oh cursing her to do that was fun, a never ending hunger. You’re not short, you’re adorable, that’s why we are going to spare you, still going to shatter your mind though, maybe keep you as a pet.”
He slides it over to them once it’s finished:
They find themselves at the maze the others did, “Hmm, how do you suppose we get though this? Got any ideas?”
“If it means I can be with you longer, I’ll do whatever I can. Life is worth living with you in it.” He says softly.
He smiles at it, lying closer to her, sighing “See, perfect as always. You are just amazing, but maybe love is making me blind.”
They look to them, annoyed for a moment before taking a deep breath “It’s what I have to do.”
Rag is walking around like he always is, never really having anything he needs to do, because no one can force him to do anything.
"Don't care." She slashes open her hand and places the wound against Thane's stump. "Now then, I am your Grandmother, and you belong to me." She pulls her hand away, creating a new arm made out of oily, iridescent blood. "I saved the woman you love most, and gave you a new arm, so I get something of equal value: your soul, whether it is yours to give or not." She grabs him and begins to walk off. "I'm taking my handsome boy, and when I'm done, I'm coming back." She rips her eye out of the socket and tosses it to the ground.
"That's quite an ambition." He takes out some more jars and some candles, and begins using them as a heat source to cook something.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The character that I introed earlier walks over too the forge
Desc:
The have long fancy black robes (kind of a dress, but from like 60 feet away they look exactly like robes), with brown medium hair, a tall build, and bright yellow eyes.
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
*Cut for KK and Merabelle*
She thinks for a second. "Wait, I think I know this one... we go along the left wall, and given a little time, we'll always find the exit." She scratches a little mark into the wall with her clawed hand as a way to keep track of where they've been.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He smiles back. "I've got just about everything, so if you want something sweet, I'm always here."
"Humph. Guess I can't see a problem with that."
*It's waving* "I know. Cooking has left me with very good manual dexterity, but I've only been painting minis for about three months and I still have a lot to learn."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The strings snap against the grandmother’s strength, dragging Thane along, barely conscious, but happy to give away the tatters of a soul he has left to her “T-thank… you grandma.” The Valentines can’t help but cackle “Well see you then… have fun.”
“What can we say, we’re ambitious, after all, we killed half of our old gang for this power in the first place, and we don’t regret it for a moment.” They giggle, spinning, using each other as counterweights.
She sits down *you can sit down somewhere in the forge, right?* and waits
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.