Back in MY day, we would not have these fancy dice distributed, we would have to buy molding clay, baking it in an oven, and carving roman numerals into them. The OLD d20 wasn't a 20, it was a XX! And there were no mistakes. One little misspelling and you've wasted perfectly good clay. Oh, and don't forget we would have to walk miles with a wagon to pick that up, both ways, with permission from our parents to get there. And what would we do to wait? Run around with swords? Of course not! We would use sticks, because kids these days seem to be SO focused on using the real thing. And don't get me started on these 'MikeWaves' and 'Air Fliers' that everyone uses, the only true foods are made with those oven burners that give a soothing smell of REAL COOKING! We also need to bring back the GOOD toasters that you only put bread or bagels to toast it and ONLY toast it. If it can't harden clay, it's a fake oven, no exceptions. And you had to do EVERYTHING perfect. And you might say, 'Well, how did that help society?' and I say it built character. Go outside now, or you'll be like all those other kids these days.

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There were taverns when I was a child.

 Legally i'm still a child :p

 *arent we all?*

Back in my day, we were called grognards

 *casually looks at the adults*

Back in my day Grognards were called badgerwolves.

 *dont see any* 

Back in my day, we dident actualy play the game, we just sat there arguing about the worlds

Back in MY day, THACO was considered easy to use and simple.

Back in *My* Day,  I only  Posted on the Collaborative storytelling thread in forum games, and missed out on all the cool taverns that were around a year and a half ago.

Back in MY day, we didn't have those fancy character sheets. We wrote down our stats with charcoal pencils on tree bark!

Back in MY day, we worshiped Grammar and Bullethawk. And were politely impolite to the Sedge-worshipers.

Back in MY day, we used laser swords and blaster rifles to fight out our disputes.

Back in MY day, we didn't have to live in constant fear of our crow overlords! Seriously, as soon as they made an alliance with the Octopus Empire, it all went downhill from there.

Back in my day, was so long ago, there was no need for back in my day.

back in my day, D&D was "The cool new thing"

Back in my day, the phrase, "Back in my day" wasn't even invented yet! 

Back in my day, I had friends!

*Laughs at own joke*

*cries*

Back in my day, we invented the wheel. 

Back in my day, people used the first ever wheel as a Frisbee 

Back in my day, Ultimate Frisbee was more popular than the World Cup. 

back in my day, England won the world cup. That only ever happened once, before even my dad was alive, and he's ancient 

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back in my day, England won the world cup. That only ever happened once, before even my dad was alive, and he's ancient 

 That makes zero sense. 

BUT. 

Back in my day, I got myself a birthday. 

back in my day is rn

Back in my day, we didn't have dice. We just rolled in our heads. 

Back in my  day, if you wanted to play D&D you had to go outside, get a spear and a net, and hunt down a wild D20 so you could roll for the session.