The robot says "Oh well, now I suppose that's that" and goes to explain to a rock why all life is pointless and futile
The rock is just minding its business. Really, it just wishes for a sandwich. The rock sighs, and decides that it will make everyone happy in exchange for a sandwich.
The robot says "Oh well, now I suppose that's that" and goes to explain to a rock why all life is pointless and futile
The rock is just minding its business. Really, it just wishes for a sandwich. The rock sighs, and decides that it will make everyone happy in exchange for a sandwich.
Vecna JR offers the rock a crunchy little dog.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Marvin goes to the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Nutri-O-Matic 3000 which although it claims to make a beverage specially tailored to the nutritional and taste needs of over 30,000 species, always exudes a brownish substance that tastes almost but not quite entirely unlike tea. "I want a sandwich" says Marvin in a depressed manner
The robot says "Oh well, now I suppose that's that" and goes to explain to a rock why all life is pointless and futile
The rock is just minding its business. Really, it just wishes for a sandwich. The rock sighs, and decides that it will make everyone happy in exchange for a sandwich.
Vecna JR offers the rock a crunchy little dog.
The rock, at this, thinks nothing but “Oh no, not again.” If we knew why the rock thought this we would probably know a lot more about the universe.
Marvin goes to the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Nutri-O-Matic 3000 which although it claims to make a beverage specially tailored to the nutritional and taste needs of over 30,000 species, always exudes a brownish substance that tastes almost but not quite entirely unlike tea. "I want a sandwich" says Marvin in a depressed manner
The odds of the Nutri-O-Matic 3000 dispensing a sandwich are about the odds of falling into Zaphod Beeblebrox’s ship The Heart of Gold when ejected from a Vogon battleship. Strangely enough, it manages to dispense a small cube of bread.
I call the complaints department of the sirius cybernetic corporation, the only the branch of the company consistently making a profit that takes up all the major land masses of seven planets. "Yes, your machine is broken" Says the robot gloomily "I don't care about getting it fixed, I just called to complain"
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
I call the complaints department of the sirius cybernetic corporation, the only the branch of the company consistently making a profit that takes up all the major land masses of seven planets. "Yes, your machine is broken" Says the robot gloomily "I don't care about getting it fixed, I just called to complain"
The Nutri-O-Matic is highly offended that you would call it broken, and it flips you off quite rudely. Then, purely to prove you wrong, dispenses a cheese sandwich.
I give it to the rock "Here's a sandwich, to temporarily fill physiological void of existence in which you are trapped"
The rock gladly takes the sandwich, and it’s form of pure happiness makes everyone in the tavern happy again. The Tabaxi then serves a round of pan galactic gargle blasters to everyone.
I use the infinite probability drive on the heart of gold to rewind time back to before everyone got a round of pan galactic gargle blasters and will need a therapist quite soon
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
I use the infinite probability drive on the heart of gold to rewind time back to before everyone got a round of pan galactic gargle blasters and will need a therapist quite soon
Although this may be your intent, the infinite improbability drive is the infinite improbability drive, and ends up swapping the brains of an anteater with Marvin’s programming. Marvin thinks, “Man, that was a good worm.” The anteater thinks, “This was not my intent…”
I, in the anteater's body moan loudly "Oh, what another inconvenience in this drudge of life", before going on to say "Not that it helps, but I can drink now" before going to get a pan-galactic gargle blaster
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
I, in the anteater's body moan loudly "Oh, what another inconvenience in this drudge of life", before going on to say "Not that it helps, but I can drink now" before going to get a pan-galactic gargle blaster
The pan galactic gargle blaster makes you feel as if your brains have been smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. The Tabaxi at the counter tells you not to drink more than two unless you’re a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia. Unfortunately, you drink three, for a moment, you experience the best moment of joy in your life, but then you wake up with a hangover that lasts all eternity.
The robot says "Oh well, now I suppose that's that" and goes to explain to a rock why all life is pointless and futile
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The rock is just minding its business. Really, it just wishes for a sandwich. The rock sighs, and decides that it will make everyone happy in exchange for a sandwich.
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Vecna JR offers the rock a crunchy little dog.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Marvin goes to the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Nutri-O-Matic 3000 which although it claims to make a beverage specially tailored to the nutritional and taste needs of over 30,000 species, always exudes a brownish substance that tastes almost but not quite entirely unlike tea. "I want a sandwich" says Marvin in a depressed manner
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The rock, at this, thinks nothing but “Oh no, not again.” If we knew why the rock thought this we would probably know a lot more about the universe.
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The odds of the Nutri-O-Matic 3000 dispensing a sandwich are about the odds of falling into Zaphod Beeblebrox’s ship The Heart of Gold when ejected from a Vogon battleship. Strangely enough, it manages to dispense a small cube of bread.
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I call the complaints department of the sirius cybernetic corporation, the only the branch of the company consistently making a profit that takes up all the major land masses of seven planets. "Yes, your machine is broken" Says the robot gloomily "I don't care about getting it fixed, I just called to complain"
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The Nutri-O-Matic is highly offended that you would call it broken, and it flips you off quite rudely. Then, purely to prove you wrong, dispenses a cheese sandwich.
Back in black baby
I give it to the rock "Here's a sandwich, to temporarily fill physiological void of existence in which you are trapped"
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The rock gladly takes the sandwich, and it’s form of pure happiness makes everyone in the tavern happy again. The Tabaxi then serves a round of pan galactic gargle blasters to everyone.
Back in black baby
I use the infinite probability drive on the heart of gold to rewind time back to before everyone got a round of pan galactic gargle blasters and will need a therapist quite soon
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Although this may be your intent, the infinite improbability drive is the infinite improbability drive, and ends up swapping the brains of an anteater with Marvin’s programming. Marvin thinks, “Man, that was a good worm.” The anteater thinks, “This was not my intent…”
Back in black baby
I, in the anteater's body moan loudly "Oh, what another inconvenience in this drudge of life", before going on to say "Not that it helps, but I can drink now" before going to get a pan-galactic gargle blaster
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The pan galactic gargle blaster makes you feel as if your brains have been smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. The Tabaxi at the counter tells you not to drink more than two unless you’re a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia. Unfortunately, you drink three, for a moment, you experience the best moment of joy in your life, but then you wake up with a hangover that lasts all eternity.
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The hangover is no different from how I normally feel, and I go bemoan the nearest person I see with all of my problems.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The nearest person has no interest in being depressed, and attempts to give you peanut butter.
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A dolphin flies by.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
The Tabaxi yells “So long! Thanks for all the fish!”
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The dolphin drops three tons of fish on the bar.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
He crushed a colony of Vogon who happen to be inhabiting the carpet.
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