'Simon? Shame. Kinda hoping it was the same guy as me. Hope he dies painfully, for you'
"I don't have anything against him. I was just told that if I killed him, I'd get killed. It was too go a deal to turn down, but now it seems its backfired."
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'You ever played the game when you get a room of prisoners and force them to bid for their own survival, but make them bid with mutilations instead of money? With no logical backing, such a game would be meaningless, but when it is a lesson on how human survival instinct can easily turned against itself, then it has a reason, and a fun reason at that'
"Ah, but anyone who would play a game like that must be mad."
'Not mad. The epitome of sane. Because such a game dispels delusions such as humans being good or rational. Especially when broadcast for the whole world to see'
'Simon? Shame. Kinda hoping it was the same guy as me. Hope he dies painfully, for you'
"I don't have anything against him. I was just told that if I killed him, I'd get killed. It was too go a deal to turn down, but now it seems its backfired."
"If a deal is too good to be true than it often is." As you mention death and dying a skeleton flashes across the bubbly elephants surface, "How has it fired back at you." He holds his trunk like a rifle and blasts several shots out of the window.
'Simon? Shame. Kinda hoping it was the same guy as me. Hope he dies painfully, for you'
"I don't have anything against him. I was just told that if I killed him, I'd get killed. It was too go a deal to turn down, but now it seems its backfired."
"If a deal is too good to be true than it often is." As you mention death and dying a skeleton flashes across the bubbly elephants surface, "How has it fired back at you." He holds his trunk like a rifle and blasts several shots out of the window.
"Well, I'm in the abyss for a start. And then... and then there's you."
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
"... I get that its the abyss, but a Tavern? And pink bubble creatures? I must have killed the wrong guy. I'm sure that was the target, not the god of tricksters. Stupid."
"They say that if you're killing then you're killing the wrong guy. And I find it very flattering to be called the god of tricksters.
"Not you. I killed the god of tricksters, and got sent here. And now I think I'm dead meat, or I'm already dead."
"You were tricked by killing the god of tricksters?" he holds his face in shock, "Who could have seen that coming? How are you dead meat?"
'Simon? Shame. Kinda hoping it was the same guy as me. Hope he dies painfully, for you'
"I don't have anything against him. I was just told that if I killed him, I'd get killed. It was too go a deal to turn down, but now it seems its backfired."
"If a deal is too good to be true than it often is." As you mention death and dying a skeleton flashes across the bubbly elephants surface, "How has it fired back at you." He holds his trunk like a rifle and blasts several shots out of the window.
"Well, I'm in the abyss for a start. And then... and then there's you."
The shots he fired whiz back into his trunk and knock him onto his back. He stares up at you from the ground, "How is that a back fire?"
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
"... I get that its the abyss, but a Tavern? And pink bubble creatures? I must have killed the wrong guy. I'm sure that was the target, not the god of tricksters. Stupid."
"They say that if you're killing then you're killing the wrong guy. And I find it very flattering to be called the god of tricksters.
"Not you. I killed the god of tricksters, and got sent here. And now I think I'm dead meat, or I'm already dead."
"You were tricked by killing the god of tricksters?" he holds his face in shock, "Who could have seen that coming? How are you dead meat?"
"Well, I'm not going to be able to pass on until I reach the overworld. So I'm annoyed."
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'You ever played the game when you get a room of prisoners and force them to bid for their own survival, but make them bid with mutilations instead of money? With no logical backing, such a game would be meaningless, but when it is a lesson on how human survival instinct can easily turned against itself, then it has a reason, and a fun reason at that'
"Ah, but anyone who would play a game like that must be mad."
'Not mad. The epitome of sane. Because such a game dispels delusions such as humans being good or rational. Especially when broadcast for the whole world to see'
'Simon? Shame. Kinda hoping it was the same guy as me. Hope he dies painfully, for you'
"I don't have anything against him. I was just told that if I killed him, I'd get killed. It was too go a deal to turn down, but now it seems its backfired."
"If a deal is too good to be true than it often is." As you mention death and dying a skeleton flashes across the bubbly elephants surface, "How has it fired back at you." He holds his trunk like a rifle and blasts several shots out of the window.
"Well, I'm in the abyss for a start. And then... and then there's you."
The shots he fired whiz back into his trunk and knock him onto his back. He stares up at you from the ground, "How is that a back fire?"
"Well, you're just annoying." He smiles for the first time in a while.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Simon? Shame. Kinda hoping it was the same guy as me. Hope he dies painfully, for you'
"I don't have anything against him. I was just told that if I killed him, I'd get killed. It was too go a deal to turn down, but now it seems its backfired."
"If a deal is too good to be true than it often is." As you mention death and dying a skeleton flashes across the bubbly elephants surface, "How has it fired back at you." He holds his trunk like a rifle and blasts several shots out of the window.
"Well, I'm in the abyss for a start. And then... and then there's you."
The shots he fired whiz back into his trunk and knock him onto his back. He stares up at you from the ground, "How is that a back fire?"
"Well, you're just annoying." He smiles for the first time in a while.
"But you're smiling. I could plague you with a much less enjoyable form of madness if you like?"
"I don't have anything against him. I was just told that if I killed him, I'd get killed. It was too go a deal to turn down, but now it seems its backfired."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Not mad. The epitome of sane. Because such a game dispels delusions such as humans being good or rational. Especially when broadcast for the whole world to see'
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"If a deal is too good to be true than it often is." As you mention death and dying a skeleton flashes across the bubbly elephants surface, "How has it fired back at you." He holds his trunk like a rifle and blasts several shots out of the window.
"Well, I'm in the abyss for a start. And then... and then there's you."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'It's not so bad here. Here is a much better place than up there. Better company'
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"You were tricked by killing the god of tricksters?" he holds his face in shock, "Who could have seen that coming? How are you dead meat?"
"But I don't reckon I can die down here. So I might as well climb back up, there's nothing for me around these parts. I'm not looking for company."
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The shots he fired whiz back into his trunk and knock him onto his back. He stares up at you from the ground, "How is that a back fire?"
'I could make your life here a living death, if that's what you want?'
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"Well, I'm not going to be able to pass on until I reach the overworld. So I'm annoyed."
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"We have very different ideas of sanity."
'Most people do. But then again, you are hardly likely to be the sanest. You yourself would admit that'
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"Well, you're just annoying." He smiles for the first time in a while.
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"Ha, nice try."
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"Why do you long for the sweet release of death so strongly?"
'It was with a try. I haven't had a willing victim in a while. Most people have rightfully come to fear me'
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"To stop the pain, but also to put an end to this cursed bloodline of mine." He reveals a tattoo on his wrist, a red triangle.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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'A triangle? What does that mean?'
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"But you're smiling. I could plague you with a much less enjoyable form of madness if you like?"
*I got to go.*