A halfling-sized humanoid turtle walks in. “Do you clean glasses here? I mean like, 🤓 type of glasses.”
“Why are ya pointing to your eyes? We clean drinking glasses here, yes.”
“Ok, but ya see I don’t drink with me mouth.”
“Well I don’t clean glasses for drinkin’ with your eyes do we.”
“That’s waut I’m seein’. I don’t drink through a glass, so how are ya gonna serve meh?”
“Do we have any books on tur’les?” He calls to the back. “How do they drink? Really? Alright.” “So we pour it o’er your head?”
“Well, I’d usually take a bath, but yeh that’l work”
“Huh.” The bartender looks surprisingly unfazed that a turtle creature that isn’t from the disc just ordered a drink to be poured over it’s head. “So what’ll you be having?”
“Oooh, sure. I just want a bit o’ refresher.”
“Ah. Coming right up.” The bartender starts making the patented ‘refresher’ a drink so powerful it could knock a rhinoceros unconcious.
The turtle sits down at a table in a corner and examines a map of the disc, waiting for their drink.
“Ahh, there it is. Here you go.” The bartender pours the drink over the turtle’s head. “You wanna pay now or open a tab?” The bartender sees the map. “A traveler eh? Better just pay now then. That’ll be half a $AM (Anhk-Morporkian Dollar).”
“Hmm” They check their pockets. “Do you take trades, I don’t think I’ll have any o’ those.” He says, with a downward smirk And a squint in one eye.
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He pulls out a piece of a crystal. “This good to you?”
“O- yes, yes that will do nicely, and if you ever come back here it’ll pay for that too.”
“Thanks partner. I’ll see ya in a bit. I’ll be here for a while.” They say, while walking out the door into the rain.
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He pulls out a piece of a crystal. “This good to you?”
“O- yes, yes that will do nicely, and if you ever come back here it’ll pay for that too.”
“Thanks partner. I’ll see ya in a bit. I’ll be here for a while.” They say, while walking out the door into the rain.
“You can get a room here too, if ya need it.”
“Oh, that’s kind, but I would need a place for me horse, so I’m fine. I’ll be back.”
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A Medium man-shaped piece of mozzarella cheese walks in.
“Hope your jokes ain’t cheesy.” There is a murmur of laughter.
It walks over to a chair and sits down heavily in it, making a loud thump. "I'm looking for a job." it says, a mouth appearing as it talks. It's voice is deep, resonating, and serious.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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A Medium man-shaped piece of mozzarella cheese walks in.
“Hope your jokes ain’t cheesy.” There is a murmur of laughter.
It walks over to a chair and sits down heavily in it, making a loud thump. "I'm looking for a job." it says, a mouth appearing as it talks. It's voice is deep, resonating, and serious.
“Your lookin’ here?” He says, heavily. “Well, do ya know.”
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A very skinny, very pale, very light young man walks in. He looks as though he could be blown over by the slightest breeze, and the only thing keeping him up is a wooden staff that looks like it should be far too heavy for him to lift. He awkwardly pushes a pair of glasses up his nose and coughs a very squeaky cough.
He's obviously a wizard_
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A very skinny, very pale, very light young man walks in. He looks as though he could be blown over by the slightest breeze, and the only thing keeping him up is a wooden staff that looks like it should be far too heavy for him to lift. He awkwardly pushes a pair of glasses up his nose and coughs a very squeaky cough.
A very skinny, very pale, very light young man walks in. He looks as though he could be blown over by the slightest breeze, and the only thing keeping him up is a wooden staff that looks like it should be far too heavy for him to lift. He awkwardly pushes a pair of glasses up his nose and coughs a very squeaky cough.
He's obviously a wizard_
“Ah. A wizard. What’ll you be having?”
"I'll uh, I'll take, um, I'll take a beer?" His voice is very high and shaky, and he makes the statement into a question somehow.
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A Medium man-shaped piece of mozzarella cheese walks in.
“Hope your jokes ain’t cheesy.” There is a murmur of laughter.
It walks over to a chair and sits down heavily in it, making a loud thump. "I'm looking for a job." it says, a mouth appearing as it talks. It's voice is deep, resonating, and serious.
“Your lookin’ here?” He says, heavily. “Well, do ya know.”
It stays silent.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
“What do ya have then?”
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
They pull out a piece of a crystal. “This good to you?”
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My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)
“O- yes, yes that will do nicely, and if you ever come back here it’ll pay for that too.”
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
“Thanks partner. I’ll see ya in a bit. I’ll be here for a while.” They say, while walking out the door into the rain.
Thx to my followers: Hecate, Woods, Apollo, PJ, Also PJ, Bob, Yondor, BlackBear, Tarasque, Druid Girl, Bananer, Nothic, Gibber, Jester, Kittens Rule. PM me for any questions about my threads, don’t want to start a conversation on my thread that is unrelated and clogging.
My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)
“You can get a room here too, if ya need it.”
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
“Oh, that’s kind, but I would need a place for me horse, so I’m fine. I’ll be back.”
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My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)
“G’day” The bartender goes back to the bar.
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
It walks over to a chair and sits down heavily in it, making a loud thump. "I'm looking for a job." it says, a mouth appearing as it talks. It's voice is deep, resonating, and serious.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*Change of roles - I’m the newspaper guy*
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My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)
“Your lookin’ here?” He says, heavily. “Well, do ya know.”
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My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)
A very skinny, very pale, very light young man walks in. He looks as though he could be blown over by the slightest breeze, and the only thing keeping him up is a wooden staff that looks like it should be far too heavy for him to lift. He awkwardly pushes a pair of glasses up his nose and coughs a very squeaky cough.
He's obviously a wizard_
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Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
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Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
“Ah. A wizard. What’ll you be having?”
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
"I'll uh, I'll take, um, I'll take a beer?" His voice is very high and shaky, and he makes the statement into a question somehow.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
It stays silent.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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