Ale'ar facepalms as she sees this. "Gary, I'm honestly fine with you robbing rich [GP], but I'm gonna have to ask you to do it outside the Carnival proper. You too, weirdo hunchback."
The weirdo hunchback turns his wooden, painted face towards the speaker, "Who is this? A lawman?"
Ale'ar facepalms as she sees this. "Gary, I'm honestly fine with you robbing rich [GP], but I'm gonna have to ask you to do it outside the Carnival proper. You too, weirdo hunchback."
The weirdo hunchback turns his wooden, painted face towards the speaker, "Who is this? A lawman?"
"Well, carnival guard. Old friend of Gary. Honestly, yeah, pretty much what passes for the law here."
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Ale'ar facepalms as she sees this. "Gary, I'm honestly fine with you robbing rich [GP], but I'm gonna have to ask you to do it outside the Carnival proper. You too, weirdo hunchback."
The weirdo hunchback turns his wooden, painted face towards the speaker, "Who is this? A lawman?"
"Well, carnival guard. Old friend of Gary. Honestly, yeah, pretty much what passes for the law here."
"I see, I saw, I obey no law." the red hunchback steps forward waving his club menacingly.
Ale'ar facepalms as she sees this. "Gary, I'm honestly fine with you robbing rich [GP], but I'm gonna have to ask you to do it outside the Carnival proper. You too, weirdo hunchback."
The weirdo hunchback turns his wooden, painted face towards the speaker, "Who is this? A lawman?"
"Well, carnival guard. Old friend of Gary. Honestly, yeah, pretty much what passes for the law here."
"I see, I saw, I obey no law." the red hunchback steps forward waving his club menacingly.
Ale'ar takes a step back and pulls out a blaster. "Uh, look, you can, you know, walk around and do the rides and stuff, but no mugging on Carnival property, OK? The Ringmeister'd have my head if I let that happen. Can we just... talk about this?"
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Ale'ar facepalms as she sees this. "Gary, I'm honestly fine with you robbing rich [GP], but I'm gonna have to ask you to do it outside the Carnival proper. You too, weirdo hunchback."
The weirdo hunchback turns his wooden, painted face towards the speaker, "Who is this? A lawman?"
"Well, carnival guard. Old friend of Gary. Honestly, yeah, pretty much what passes for the law here."
"I see, I saw, I obey no law." the red hunchback steps forward waving his club menacingly.
Ale'ar takes a step back and pulls out a blaster. "Uh, look, you can, you know, walk around and do the rides and stuff, but no mugging on Carnival property, OK? The Ringmeister'd have my head if I let that happen. Can we just... talk about this?"
The hulking, hunched figure stands there and considers you. "Professor, do you know who I am?"
Ale'ar facepalms as she sees this. "Gary, I'm honestly fine with you robbing rich [GP], but I'm gonna have to ask you to do it outside the Carnival proper. You too, weirdo hunchback."
The weirdo hunchback turns his wooden, painted face towards the speaker, "Who is this? A lawman?"
"Well, carnival guard. Old friend of Gary. Honestly, yeah, pretty much what passes for the law here."
"I see, I saw, I obey no law." the red hunchback steps forward waving his club menacingly.
Ale'ar takes a step back and pulls out a blaster. "Uh, look, you can, you know, walk around and do the rides and stuff, but no mugging on Carnival property, OK? The Ringmeister'd have my head if I let that happen. Can we just... talk about this?"
The hulking, hunched figure stands there and considers you. "Professor, do you know who I am?"
"OK, A) I'm not a professor, I haven't even gone through college yet, B) no idea. Some weird science experiment?"
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Ale'ar facepalms as she sees this. "Gary, I'm honestly fine with you robbing rich [GP], but I'm gonna have to ask you to do it outside the Carnival proper. You too, weirdo hunchback."
The weirdo hunchback turns his wooden, painted face towards the speaker, "Who is this? A lawman?"
"Well, carnival guard. Old friend of Gary. Honestly, yeah, pretty much what passes for the law here."
"I see, I saw, I obey no law." the red hunchback steps forward waving his club menacingly.
Ale'ar takes a step back and pulls out a blaster. "Uh, look, you can, you know, walk around and do the rides and stuff, but no mugging on Carnival property, OK? The Ringmeister'd have my head if I let that happen. Can we just... talk about this?"
The hulking, hunched figure stands there and considers you. "Professor, do you know who I am?"
"OK, A) I'm not a professor, I haven't even gone through college yet, B) no idea. Some weird science experiment?"
"A, B, C, D, does education matter to me?" the shrill, rasping voice squeals in the air even though his painted grin never moves. "I am Mr. Punch:
I beat my baby and I beat my wife,
I beat the butcher who tried to feed me,
I beat the policeman that tried to arrest me,
I beat the doctor who tried to heal me,
I beat the ghost that tried to haunt me,
I beat the crocodile that tried to eat me,
I beat the devil who tried to damn me,
And now I will beat you!"
He then swings his club at you violently while screaming, "Rooty-tooty-toot!"
"OK, A) I'm not a professor, I haven't even gone through college yet, B) no idea. Some weird science experiment?"
"A, B, C, D, does education matter to me?" the shrill, rasping voice squeals in the air even though his painted grin never moves. "I am Mr. Punch:
I beat my baby and I beat my wife,
I beat the butcher who tried to feed me,
I beat the policeman that tried to arrest me,
I beat the doctor who tried to heal me,
I beat the ghost that tried to haunt me,
I beat the crocodile that tried to eat me,
I beat the devil who tried to damn me,
And now I will beat you!"
He then swings his club at you violently while screaming, "Rooty-tooty-toot!"
*Feel free to blast this monster's head off.*
Ale'ar stumbles back. "Jeez! You should be in the Carnival itself!" She fires. 18 to hit, 4 radiant dmg.
The blast smashes into his chest leaving a blackened, smoking hole in his red suit.
"Was I Professor, WAS I?!" He swings his club again. 22 to hit, 9 bludgeoning damage on a hit.
She goes head over heels before popping back up and pulls out twin batons, attacking twice. 10, 6 piercing | 16, 6 piercing as small blades pop out of the top of the batons.
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"OK, A) I'm not a professor, I haven't even gone through college yet, B) no idea. Some weird science experiment?"
"A, B, C, D, does education matter to me?" the shrill, rasping voice squeals in the air even though his painted grin never moves. "I am Mr. Punch:
I beat my baby and I beat my wife,
I beat the butcher who tried to feed me,
I beat the policeman that tried to arrest me,
I beat the doctor who tried to heal me,
I beat the ghost that tried to haunt me,
I beat the crocodile that tried to eat me,
I beat the devil who tried to damn me,
And now I will beat you!"
He then swings his club at you violently while screaming, "Rooty-tooty-toot!"
*Feel free to blast this monster's head off.*
Ale'ar stumbles back. "Jeez! You should be in the Carnival itself!" She fires. 18 to hit, 4 radiant dmg.
The blast smashes into his chest leaving a blackened, smoking hole in his red suit.
"Was I Professor, WAS I?!" He swings his club again. 22 to hit, 9 bludgeoning damage on a hit.
She goes head over heels before popping back up and pulls out twin batons, attacking twice. 10, 6 piercing | 16, 6 piercing as small blades pop out of the top of the batons.
"Do you have any sausages to spare for a wandering wassailer, Professor?" he says as you stab his red body. He falls over and appears completely lifeless for a few seconds before he springs back up and attacks again. 6 to hit, 11 bludgeoning damage.
"OK, A) I'm not a professor, I haven't even gone through college yet, B) no idea. Some weird science experiment?"
"A, B, C, D, does education matter to me?" the shrill, rasping voice squeals in the air even though his painted grin never moves. "I am Mr. Punch:
I beat my baby and I beat my wife,
I beat the butcher who tried to feed me,
I beat the policeman that tried to arrest me,
I beat the doctor who tried to heal me,
I beat the ghost that tried to haunt me,
I beat the crocodile that tried to eat me,
I beat the devil who tried to damn me,
And now I will beat you!"
He then swings his club at you violently while screaming, "Rooty-tooty-toot!"
*Feel free to blast this monster's head off.*
Ale'ar stumbles back. "Jeez! You should be in the Carnival itself!" She fires. 18 to hit, 4 radiant dmg.
The blast smashes into his chest leaving a blackened, smoking hole in his red suit.
"Was I Professor, WAS I?!" He swings his club again. 22 to hit, 9 bludgeoning damage on a hit.
She goes head over heels before popping back up and pulls out twin batons, attacking twice. 10, 6 piercing | 16, 6 piercing as small blades pop out of the top of the batons.
"Do you have any sausages to spare for a wandering wassailer, Professor?" he says as you stab his red body. He falls over and appears completely lifeless for a few seconds before he springs back up and attacks again. 6 to hit, 11 bludgeoning damage.
She dodges smoothly, over her initial panic and in the flow of the fight. 18, 6 piercing | 21, 4 piercing.
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"OK, A) I'm not a professor, I haven't even gone through college yet, B) no idea. Some weird science experiment?"
"A, B, C, D, does education matter to me?" the shrill, rasping voice squeals in the air even though his painted grin never moves. "I am Mr. Punch:
I beat my baby and I beat my wife,
I beat the butcher who tried to feed me,
I beat the policeman that tried to arrest me,
I beat the doctor who tried to heal me,
I beat the ghost that tried to haunt me,
I beat the crocodile that tried to eat me,
I beat the devil who tried to damn me,
And now I will beat you!"
He then swings his club at you violently while screaming, "Rooty-tooty-toot!"
*Feel free to blast this monster's head off.*
Ale'ar stumbles back. "Jeez! You should be in the Carnival itself!" She fires. 18 to hit, 4 radiant dmg.
The blast smashes into his chest leaving a blackened, smoking hole in his red suit.
"Was I Professor, WAS I?!" He swings his club again. 22 to hit, 9 bludgeoning damage on a hit.
She goes head over heels before popping back up and pulls out twin batons, attacking twice. 10, 6 piercing | 16, 6 piercing as small blades pop out of the top of the batons.
"Do you have any sausages to spare for a wandering wassailer, Professor?" he says as you stab his red body. He falls over and appears completely lifeless for a few seconds before he springs back up and attacks again. 6 to hit, 11 bludgeoning damage.
She dodges smoothly, over her initial panic and in the flow of the fight. 10, 5 piercing | 19, 5 piercing.
Your last hit smashes into Punches wooden head causing it to crack and shatter. His gangly, hunched form collapses in a heap of red cloth. His remains seem to be emptier now, almost deflated. His cracked painted face smiles up at you from the ground, lifelessly. Punch lets out one last shrill rasping sound that dies off slowly as his crooked form settles in the dirt.
The weirdo hunchback turns his wooden, painted face towards the speaker, "Who is this? A lawman?"
A guy wearing a reddish wood-carved demon mask is walking about, a katana sword strapped to his back
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"Well, carnival guard. Old friend of Gary. Honestly, yeah, pretty much what passes for the law here."
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"I see, I saw, I obey no law." the red hunchback steps forward waving his club menacingly.
A brown mouse in a red waistcoat walks by. He is about knee high and the mouse carries a door on his back.
Ale'ar takes a step back and pulls out a blaster. "Uh, look, you can, you know, walk around and do the rides and stuff, but no mugging on Carnival property, OK? The Ringmeister'd have my head if I let that happen. Can we just... talk about this?"
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The hulking, hunched figure stands there and considers you. "Professor, do you know who I am?"
"OK, A) I'm not a professor, I haven't even gone through college yet, B) no idea. Some weird science experiment?"
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"A, B, C, D, does education matter to me?" the shrill, rasping voice squeals in the air even though his painted grin never moves. "I am Mr. Punch:
I beat my baby and I beat my wife,
I beat the butcher who tried to feed me,
I beat the policeman that tried to arrest me,
I beat the doctor who tried to heal me,
I beat the ghost that tried to haunt me,
I beat the crocodile that tried to eat me,
I beat the devil who tried to damn me,
And now I will beat you!"
He then swings his club at you violently while screaming, "Rooty-tooty-toot!"
*Feel free to blast this monster's head off.*
'Hey. You know what the meat is on that stall over there? The sign isn't clear'
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Ale'ar stumbles back. "Jeez! You should be in the Carnival itself!" She fires. 21 to hit, 11 radiant dmg.
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The blast smashes into his chest leaving a blackened, smoking hole in his red suit.
"Was I Professor, WAS I?!" He swings his club again. 22 to hit, 9 bludgeoning damage on a hit.
She goes head over heels before popping back up and pulls out twin batons, attacking twice. 10, 6 piercing | 16, 6 piercing as small blades pop out of the top of the batons.
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The mouse turns to the sign and tries to read it. "Let me geev it a looksie..."
'Thanks. This place is pretty cool, huh?'
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"Do you have any sausages to spare for a wandering wassailer, Professor?" he says as you stab his red body. He falls over and appears completely lifeless for a few seconds before he springs back up and attacks again. 6 to hit, 11 bludgeoning damage.
"Yez, it reelly iz a woild ov wundas. Now I am thinking that this 'ere iz beef."
She dodges smoothly, over her initial panic and in the flow of the fight. 18, 6 piercing | 21, 4 piercing.
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'Good. Beef is good. Used to hunt wild bison in the forests, cook over, fire, eat. Beef like that.'
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Your last hit smashes into Punches wooden head causing it to crack and shatter. His gangly, hunched form collapses in a heap of red cloth. His remains seem to be emptier now, almost deflated. His cracked painted face smiles up at you from the ground, lifelessly. Punch lets out one last shrill rasping sound that dies off slowly as his crooked form settles in the dirt.