"Anyways, the public is tense after we created the abominations. They seem to not realize that we let them live peacefully until they tried to attack us."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Anyways, the public is tense after we created the abominations. They seem to not realize that we let them live peacefully until they tried to attack us."
"Anyways, the public is tense after we created the abominations. They seem to not realize that we let them live peacefully until they tried to attack us."
'Typical humans'
"I'm writing a speech to make them see the error of their ways. In fact, I better get back to that now. Farewell." And he walks back in the T.O.M.
*I gtg so bye*
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*You have learned forgiveness and acceptance, but you lack knowledge and understanding. You will be trapped here forever. The sun smiles on you with eternal malice.*
Dave is studying deeply, ancient tomes and eldritch scrolls covering the ground. He is consumed with vengeance and anger, and would do anything to destroy the gods who humiliated him and destroyed his followers. He has begun dabbling in dark magic, and doesn't plan to stop any time soon...
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Cogintius has finished writing his speech. He teleports to the center of town square of the biggest settlement mortals currently have (presumably not that big, considering the apocalypse has happened, but still). He clears his throat, and begins to speak, small images appearing showing the events as he goes along, reading from his notebook:
"Mortals! Lend me your ears! It has come to my attention that you all have been uneasy since the Church of Normacy was transformed. (He doesn't know about the cult still, he just senses tension) I believe from your eyes, we gave them that fate due to mere annoyance. But there was reasoning. You see, it all started out with the now criminal Dave. Dave founded the Church of Normacy, a perfectly innocent society that praised being happy by normality. It was completely innocent, and us gods let it grow. It wasn't a threat to society in any way! But, then it all went downhill...
You see, all of this power went to Dave's head. He believed all must follow normacy or die. We found them plotting an uprising, and they charged. The battle wasn't a threat to us. We easily defeated this Church that had become a Cult. But you see, this is where views alter. You believe we turned them into those monstrosities because we were merely annoyed. However, this is far from true. If we had let them live, they would have forced everyone to follow them. They would strive at nothing to kill both your way of life and us. Think of what us gods do for you mortals! Herionidus throws excellent parties, each one better then the last. Me and Clepsydris bring knowledge and order to you all, allowing you to grow peacefully. Now, it is true that some gods aren't beneficial to you, but you must accept the bad with the good. If we weren't here, the world would surely tumble into chaos! Which is why we punished them so.
Do you want to be forced to serve that cult? Don't be foolish, my people! Now, Dave has survived this and is hiding somewhere. We shall find him, and a bounty shall be placed on his head. Pick your side, but I warn you-- choose wisely. Choose the gods."
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
From the crowd, a man approaches. The dark folds of his cloak are drawn near, and a hood drapes over his face, obscuring his features.
He suddenly throws the cloak aside, and before the crowd stands Dave.
"My brothers, my sisters, do not listen to the gods' lies. For far too long, they have used us. Enslaved us to their wills. They have used fear and manipulation to gain power and followers. But I say no more!"
From the crowd, more hooded figures emerge, and stand behind Dave's powerful figure.
"Leave their altars! Destroy their temples! Do not lend them your support! The more we pray, the more we make sacrifices, the more glories we sing to the gods, the more powerful they grow. We cannot allow them this power, my friends. For our families, for our friends, for our people, disown the names of your gods! Destroy every trace of their existence and do not give them their power! For why should they bathe in ignorance and perfection while we die, and starve, and perish? I say no more!"
In a massive swell, his voice booms throughout the city, and Dave and the other Godless Ones teleport away safely in a flash of light...
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Cogintius teleported away before Dave appeared, so he is unaware. But those who are still loyal to him quickly spread the word, and the knowledge god is shocked.
"The audacity of that cultist!"
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Locust scribbles a little not with it's bony hands, and places it on the ground.
Dear Dave,
I respect your mission and your cause, meet me at the small skull shaped cave, I'm the creepy skeleton bird-faced eldritch horror you'll know me when you see me.
Sincerely, Locust
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
Herionidus is resting in the branches of his tree, bees and butterflies buzzing around him.
A group of humans dressed in animal skin cloaks, clearly some sort of disguise, approach him carefully. "Lord Herionidus, may we request an audience with you?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'That makes sense. And of course my enemy is a greater will. Otherwise, I would have dealt with him already'
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"Anyways, the public is tense after we created the abominations. They seem to not realize that we let them live peacefully until they tried to attack us."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Keep getting ninja'ed*
"What is his domain?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
'Typical humans'
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'Life domain, I believe'
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"Is he a god? Typically gods don't go into hiding, they come out to effect the world, positively of negatively."
"I'm writing a speech to make them see the error of their ways. In fact, I better get back to that now. Farewell." And he walks back in the T.O.M.
*I gtg so bye*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*You have learned forgiveness and acceptance, but you lack knowledge and understanding. You will be trapped here forever. The sun smiles on you with eternal malice.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Dave is studying deeply, ancient tomes and eldritch scrolls covering the ground. He is consumed with vengeance and anger, and would do anything to destroy the gods who humiliated him and destroyed his followers. He has begun dabbling in dark magic, and doesn't plan to stop any time soon...
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Cogintius has finished writing his speech. He teleports to the center of town square of the biggest settlement mortals currently have (presumably not that big, considering the apocalypse has happened, but still). He clears his throat, and begins to speak, small images appearing showing the events as he goes along, reading from his notebook:
"Mortals! Lend me your ears! It has come to my attention that you all have been uneasy since the Church of Normacy was transformed. (He doesn't know about the cult still, he just senses tension) I believe from your eyes, we gave them that fate due to mere annoyance. But there was reasoning. You see, it all started out with the now criminal Dave. Dave founded the Church of Normacy, a perfectly innocent society that praised being happy by normality. It was completely innocent, and us gods let it grow. It wasn't a threat to society in any way! But, then it all went downhill...
You see, all of this power went to Dave's head. He believed all must follow normacy or die. We found them plotting an uprising, and they charged. The battle wasn't a threat to us. We easily defeated this Church that had become a Cult. But you see, this is where views alter. You believe we turned them into those monstrosities because we were merely annoyed. However, this is far from true. If we had let them live, they would have forced everyone to follow them. They would strive at nothing to kill both your way of life and us. Think of what us gods do for you mortals! Herionidus throws excellent parties, each one better then the last. Me and Clepsydris bring knowledge and order to you all, allowing you to grow peacefully. Now, it is true that some gods aren't beneficial to you, but you must accept the bad with the good. If we weren't here, the world would surely tumble into chaos! Which is why we punished them so.
Do you want to be forced to serve that cult? Don't be foolish, my people! Now, Dave has survived this and is hiding somewhere. We shall find him, and a bounty shall be placed on his head. Pick your side, but I warn you-- choose wisely. Choose the gods."
Then Cogintius vanishes in a puff of mist.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*morning gib*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*For me it's 3 in the afternoon but hello*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
yooo
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
From the crowd, a man approaches. The dark folds of his cloak are drawn near, and a hood drapes over his face, obscuring his features.
He suddenly throws the cloak aside, and before the crowd stands Dave.
"My brothers, my sisters, do not listen to the gods' lies. For far too long, they have used us. Enslaved us to their wills. They have used fear and manipulation to gain power and followers. But I say no more!"
From the crowd, more hooded figures emerge, and stand behind Dave's powerful figure.
"Leave their altars! Destroy their temples! Do not lend them your support! The more we pray, the more we make sacrifices, the more glories we sing to the gods, the more powerful they grow. We cannot allow them this power, my friends. For our families, for our friends, for our people, disown the names of your gods! Destroy every trace of their existence and do not give them their power! For why should they bathe in ignorance and perfection while we die, and starve, and perish? I say no more!"
In a massive swell, his voice booms throughout the city, and Dave and the other Godless Ones teleport away safely in a flash of light...
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Locust looks around for Dave, not angrily, just looking for him.
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
He seems to be gone without a trace. But the fact that he used magic to teleport away is troubling... He hasn't been known for magical abilities...
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Cogintius teleported away before Dave appeared, so he is unaware. But those who are still loyal to him quickly spread the word, and the knowledge god is shocked.
"The audacity of that cultist!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Locust scribbles a little not with it's bony hands, and places it on the ground.
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
Herionidus is resting in the branches of his tree, bees and butterflies buzzing around him.
A group of humans dressed in animal skin cloaks, clearly some sort of disguise, approach him carefully. "Lord Herionidus, may we request an audience with you?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The red-eyed man is stroking a cat
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