'I couldn't think of any creature that is worse. Ok, they're good for torturing people with, but, ugh. Nasty, foul, dirty little things. Wish I could stamp them all out. Preferably slowly, so I could hear them squeal. Cats have the right idea. Catch them, play with them, make them think they've gotten away, and then kill'
"Cats are rather smart as well. But rats are only dirty due to their living conditions. How would you smell if you lived underground with dirt all around you?"
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'I must be clean, must be presentable. I cannot deter people by looking like a maniac, or they will never take me seriously. And do not mention dirtiness to me! It is a dirty word! Unless you are Trilinious, here to mess with me? Is that it? That meddling god of filth should stick to his cesspit or whatever and keep well out of my way!'
'I am here to show the world that, beneath the veneer of civilisation, we are no more than beasts, that concepts such as goodness and kindness and all that garbage would so quickly evaporate if we were removed from the structures of society and its rules. Now, here is a man who cares nothing for society, to the point of being essentially feral, and yet, still exhibits those qualities. He should be a monster, turned destructive and hate-filled by his situation, but he isn't. And that drives me mad. Doesn't it drive you mad too?'
'Yes, you're right. He is an anomaly, and one anomaly doesn't disprove a theory. But he is an anomaly that I cannot correct. In every universe I've encountered him in, he's always the same, and he always gets away. And each time, I swear that this time, it will be different, but it never is. My lovely neat shiny theories are being trampled over by a glorified rat! Curse the Fate that made it so. Don't you know what it feels like, to have an enemy who you can never destroy?'
"To be honest, not really. I only just got crested around 15 days ago, and the only enemy I've made is currently a gibbering mass wandering aimlessly. But I do know that eventually, I'm likely to gain an enemy. Perhaps then I shall understand what you feel."
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"Rats? I like those animals. They're cunning, which is something a god of knowledge appreciates."
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'I couldn't think of any creature that is worse. Ok, they're good for torturing people with, but, ugh. Nasty, foul, dirty little things. Wish I could stamp them all out. Preferably slowly, so I could hear them squeal. Cats have the right idea. Catch them, play with them, make them think they've gotten away, and then kill'
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"Cats are rather smart as well. But rats are only dirty due to their living conditions. How would you smell if you lived underground with dirt all around you?"
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'I would never live like that!'
Something seems to have struck a nerve with the red-eyed man.
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"Calm down. It was a hypothetical scenario. Are you the demon of cleanliness or something? Is that why you're so tense about dirtiness?"
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'I must be clean, must be presentable. I cannot deter people by looking like a maniac, or they will never take me seriously. And do not mention dirtiness to me! It is a dirty word! Unless you are Trilinious, here to mess with me? Is that it? That meddling god of filth should stick to his cesspit or whatever and keep well out of my way!'
The red-eyed man seems pretty angry
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"Why even do you hate him so much? I believe surely there must be some reason." He speaks in a calm tone.
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The red-eyed man stops. 'Because he proves me wrong' he eventually spits out.
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"Proves you wrong? About what?"
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'I am here to show the world that, beneath the veneer of civilisation, we are no more than beasts, that concepts such as goodness and kindness and all that garbage would so quickly evaporate if we were removed from the structures of society and its rules. Now, here is a man who cares nothing for society, to the point of being essentially feral, and yet, still exhibits those qualities. He should be a monster, turned destructive and hate-filled by his situation, but he isn't. And that drives me mad. Doesn't it drive you mad too?'
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"No, it really doesn't. There will always be cases against your own. There always will be some form of outlier, there's bound to be."
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'Yes, you're right. He is an anomaly, and one anomaly doesn't disprove a theory. But he is an anomaly that I cannot correct. In every universe I've encountered him in, he's always the same, and he always gets away. And each time, I swear that this time, it will be different, but it never is. My lovely neat shiny theories are being trampled over by a glorified rat! Curse the Fate that made it so. Don't you know what it feels like, to have an enemy who you can never destroy?'
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"To be honest, not really. I only just got crested around 15 days ago, and the only enemy I've made is currently a gibbering mass wandering aimlessly. But I do know that eventually, I'm likely to gain an enemy. Perhaps then I shall understand what you feel."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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'You know what? Maybe I can show you my enemy, and perhaps he might become your enemy too.'
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Do you like them because they are cunning or because they’re a tasty snack?
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
I play 3.5E…sometimes.
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They/them
My avatar is stuck in Archeon help would be ideal.
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'You eat rats? Disgusting. But admirable, if it decreases their population, I suppose'
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*hang on gonna have lunch, coincidentally when eating rats was mentioned lol*
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I don’t….I eat humanoids or Gibbers…My kobolds do though.
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
I play 3.5E…sometimes.
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
My avatar is stuck in Archeon help would be ideal.
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
'Oh, yes. Of course. Your kobolds, do any of them live underneath the main city, by any chance?'
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*back*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ