Caiatl is in the Nameless city, thinking about exploring.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*I think I'm officially retiring Sarah for good. I was planning for her to attempt one last scheme, but with just how vile the character was to virtually everyone, I think it's better that they don't. I don't think they deserve a legacy- at least, not one beyond a cautionary tale for the new Wills.*
*So what happens to Schadenfreude?*
*I think, given how there's no divine power holding it back, it reappears at its creator's side. Same with HC's revolvers, unless there's some other detail I'm missing.*
*there is, actually. happy chaos promised them to tempor.*
*Well that deal holds no real power unless Tempor comes for the revolvers, also that wasn’t the deal, Happy said he could have his lab and knowledge, but it was destroyed and moved to other realm where the true Happy Chaos is.*
“Yes. I hope it works, because my life will be the cost of this war.”
"not just yours. you may try to reduce casualties, but others do not. look at what the dragons did."
“The dragons will return them to life. I know that they will. The causalities I cause will be fixed.”
"you are resolute on this."
“Yes. I will die, I am fine with that.”
"no, the other part. the fixed casualities. death is painful. i know from experience. even if you are brought back, the suffering remains."
"The suffering of the few means nothing to the gain of the many, especially if those who are suffering return to life again."
"not just the few. fear, panic, trauma, anarchy. even those who dont die can still get hurt, those who are not attacked can still be damaged. and do you really expect mortals to remain calm under an imminent threat? they are as likely to break apart as to band together. and what about after? even if they unite, who knows what theyll do in the wake of such destruction."
"What happens after isn't my concern. My job is to be the spark, not to cultivate the flame." He puts his hands on his pockets "If you can handle that, well I can't say I'd be in your debt could I? Well you could have all the books in my library, and my revolvers. Does that work for you?"
*Dont remember writing that but it is what it is, if Tempor can find a way to get them he can keep them.*
BEHOLD, THE POWER OF A SMORGASBORD (GP)POST! (ignore that this wouldn't work in Canon)
Danny: (Walking along) Man, it's a good day to be not dead.
Sarahphym: Freeze! You are dead!
Danny: Oh no! I am dead! (Dies)
Cog (walks in): Oh! This mortal is dead!
Danny: Yes! I am dead!
Cog: Why is the mortal dead?
Sarahphym: I dunno.
Danny: I think it was--
Sarah and Cog: SHHHH! You are dead!
Danny: Oh, ok.
Kagorax (walks up): What's up? Who's ready for-- Hey! What the underworld just happened!
Sarah and Cog: The mortal is dead!
(Jeopardy starts)
Kagorax: The mortal is dead?
Cog: Correct! *Applause*
So, did you see the murderer?
Sarah and Kag: Nah, sorry mate.
Cog: I will find them. I will capture them. And nobody will ever die again!
(Applause)
Kag: Well that's nice.
Sarah: I am (gp) proud right now.
Foréir: (appears) ATTTEEEEENTION! THE MORTAL IS DEAD!
All the others: We know.
Foréir: Who killed him?
All the others: We don't know.
Foréir: I will find clues! (Aggressive clue searching)
What's that? A weapon? That thing must be why the mortal is dead!
All the others: The mortal is dead?
Foréir: Yes! He died!
(:o)
Tempor: Incoming! *Crashes into the scene*
Move now! *Investigates Danny's corpse*
Danny: (rises into the air and explodes)
Tempor: In my professional opinion? The mortal is dead!
Kag: What happened?
Tempor: In my medical opinion? The mortal was killed!
*Panic*
Tempor: Well, I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Cog: Well, now what?
Happy: (enters) Clip clop, (gp)s! Look at this! The mortal is dead! What do you think of that? (Pause)
Cog: Yes, yes. Happy?
Happy: What?
Cog: GO HOME.
(Portal to Szerucharz's afterlife in the background)
Happy: Aw, come on! (Mutters while walking off) Unbelievable, seriously, you guys suck.
Cog: Ok, let's get back to the point.
Danny as a Will: I think the mortal is dead.
All others, besides Tempor walking off: The mortal is dead?
Balatro, stumbling in: It was me!
(:o)
Balatro: Yes! I did it like this! (Kills Kagorax) Woop de doo!
(:O)
Balatro: That was a joke, lads.
(Laughter)
Balatro: It was... Her! (Points at Sarahphym)
Sarahphym: How did you know?
Balatro: I didn't. That was a joke, too. (Falls over)
Sarahphym: Yes, it was me! (Evil laughter)
Cog: You monster!
Danny: But whyyyyy?
Sarah: Cause you're weak, boy. And another thing, I wanted to make a cool palace. :D
Danny: Sarah, stop!
(Arguing. Cog just shrugs)
Sarah: Ah, (gp) it! You are dead.
Danny: No, you! (Arsendir turns Sarah mortal)
Danny: You are dead! Not big surprise!
Cog: Well, that was idiotic. Off to write some books or something! *teleports away in a beam of light*
Danny: I am alive! This is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
*Cog, coming across a book with this story claiming it is the genuine, 100% totally accurate retelling of the events that transpired. “What is this heresy?! Who dares distribute such vile falsehoods as truth!”
Happy, having already placed many copies in settlements around the world and cackling like a madman. “Oh the old man’s panties are going to be in a twist for weeks!”*
BEHOLD, THE POWER OF A SMORGASBORD (GP)POST! (ignore that this wouldn't work in Canon)
Danny: (Walking along) Man, it's a good day to be not dead.
Sarahphym: Freeze! You are dead!
Danny: Oh no! I am dead! (Dies)
Cog (walks in): Oh! This mortal is dead!
Danny: Yes! I am dead!
Cog: Why is the mortal dead?
Sarahphym: I dunno.
Danny: I think it was--
Sarah and Cog: SHHHH! You are dead!
Danny: Oh, ok.
Kagorax (walks up): What's up? Who's ready for-- Hey! What the underworld just happened!
Sarah and Cog: The mortal is dead!
(Jeopardy starts)
Kagorax: The mortal is dead?
Cog: Correct! *Applause*
So, did you see the murderer?
Sarah and Kag: Nah, sorry mate.
Cog: I will find them. I will capture them. And nobody will ever die again!
(Applause)
Kag: Well that's nice.
Sarah: I am (gp) proud right now.
Foréir: (appears) ATTTEEEEENTION! THE MORTAL IS DEAD!
All the others: We know.
Foréir: Who killed him?
All the others: We don't know.
Foréir: I will find clues! (Aggressive clue searching)
What's that? A weapon? That thing must be why the mortal is dead!
All the others: The mortal is dead?
Foréir: Yes! He died!
(:o)
Tempor: Incoming! *Crashes into the scene*
Move now! *Investigates Danny's corpse*
Danny: (rises into the air and explodes)
Tempor: In my professional opinion? The mortal is dead!
Kag: What happened?
Tempor: In my medical opinion? The mortal was killed!
*Panic*
Tempor: Well, I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Cog: Well, now what?
Happy: (enters) Clip clop, (gp)s! Look at this! The mortal is dead! What do you think of that? (Pause)
Cog: Yes, yes. Happy?
Happy: What?
Cog: GO HOME.
(Portal to Szerucharz's afterlife in the background)
Happy: Aw, come on! (Mutters while walking off) Unbelievable, seriously, you guys suck.
Cog: Ok, let's get back to the point.
Danny as a Will: I think the mortal is dead.
All others, besides Tempor walking off: The mortal is dead?
Balatro, stumbling in: It was me!
(:o)
Balatro: Yes! I did it like this! (Kills Kagorax) Woop de doo!
(:O)
Balatro: That was a joke, lads.
(Laughter)
Balatro: It was... Her! (Points at Sarahphym)
Sarahphym: How did you know?
Balatro: I didn't. That was a joke, too. (Falls over)
Sarahphym: Yes, it was me! (Evil laughter)
Cog: You monster!
Danny: But whyyyyy?
Sarah: Cause you're weak, boy. And another thing, I wanted to make a cool palace. :D
Danny: Sarah, stop!
(Arguing. Cog just shrugs)
Sarah: Ah, (gp) it! You are dead.
Danny: No, you! (Arsendir turns Sarah mortal)
Danny: You are dead! Not big surprise!
Cog: Well, that was idiotic. Off to write some books or something! *teleports away in a beam of light*
Danny: I am alive! This is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
*Cog, coming across a book with this story claiming it is the genuine, 100% totally accurate retelling of the events that transpired. “What is this heresy?! Who dares distribute such vile falsehoods as truth!”
Happy, having already placed many copies in settlements around the world and cackling like a madman. “Oh the old man’s panties are going to be in a twist for weeks!”*
*Lol*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Great Cogintuis, it is great to see you again. However--"
"It is a pleasure to be meeting you all once more as well! Would you desire a small amount of food to begin with?"
"Not right now. We need to tell you about--"
"Ah, I see. You are not hungry as of now. Understood." He teleports the food away.
"You see, it's about Savut and Arsendir's rule."
"Ah, yes. They did do a rather good job at it, didn't they? Although I understand the altered must have caused a commotion. Did it cause stress to you all?"
"Yes, but that's--"
"Why you're here. I see. You desire a break? Very well. You are not obligated to any duties until..." He looks at the calendar Clepsydris made. "Allow us to say the month of December. I understand if the calamity Happy Chaos brought about caused issues, even if I was absent. Go on, spend time with your families. I am aware there is a great play going on in the Entertainment Complex."
"Thank you, but--"
"You are welcome, although I am obligated to after what you must have gone through during that period of time. Enjoy your time off." He teleports away. The elders go home.
(Waiting until December 18th when Arch can hopefully post again to have the news be broken to Cog.)
Meanwhile...
The void is watching. I might retire it since it's being the most boring Will in existence. Or just not use it, and say it watches from afar.
The tree exists.
Gibber feels like making a sea will, but his current idea is pretty generic ocean god and he wants to do something more unique then that.
Orchid is travelling throughout the realm via a mixture of teleportation and swimming along rivers, bringing blessings of plant growth and healing elixirs to all the mortal settlements they can find. As they do, they proudly tell of Savut's great achievements to all who will listen.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Orchid is travelling throughout the realm via a mixture of teleportation and swimming along rivers, bringing blessings of plant growth and healing elixirs to all the mortal settlements they can find. As they do, they proudly tell of Savut's great achievements to all who will listen.
“Why do you do this? Mortals are frail and weak, all you are doing is prolonging the inevitable for these pitiful soon to be corpses.” Says a girl, no older than eleven, dressed in black rags
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
An internal conflict has begun to form in the multifaceted mindscape of the collective that is Xezithic, a clash between the appreciation of the complexities of life and the abstract nature of a soul, verses the fundamental nature of the churning elemental chaos and its disregard for life's existence. Is it's duty to protect and nurture mortals by helping them learn to thrive and harness the powers of the elements, or is it's duty to ensure the continuous cycle of these primal forces regardless of the damage to the fragile ecosystems that has cropped up during the lull periods. Is Xezithic meant to be a divine force or is it just meant to be the raging storms and great natural disasters that keep the world ever shifting. While the Aboleth has been pondering this, Zeon, it's first and most powerful aspect, has begun to take in the sides of Xezithic collective mindsets that desires greater connection to life and the mortals that reside in the world.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Caiatl is in the Nameless city, thinking about exploring.
Suddenly Happy is standing over his shoulder in his scientist outfit, rubbing his chin. “Hmm, I‘m starting to think Cogin doesn’t like me.”
The Nameless King has rested in the Dragon stables, and is how hanging out with the dragons, caring for them along with some mortals.
Despite floating almost all the time, TF falls over in surprise. "Happy! I was starting to think Szeru had killed your soul too."
Caiatl walks over. She looks at all the dragons in wonder. "Magnificent creatures, aren't they?" She says.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Tree God? That sounds interesting, maybe I should go see for myself sometime."
“I would recommend it, there are some pleasant people around. It doesn’t say much, but it didn’t stop me from climbing it.”
The Fathomless is mapping places.
Hellfire is wandering.
Kalus is suppressing a riot.
Savathún is meditating.
Caiatl is in the Nameless city, thinking about exploring.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*thank you.*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*NO. I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN.*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*then post an intro so we can rp or respond to mine*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
a black-robed human runs up to it and says "o ancient one of ages past, the great tempor requests your prescence"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*Memeeeeee*
BEHOLD, THE POWER OF A SMORGASBORD (GP)POST! (ignore that this wouldn't work in Canon)
Danny: (Walking along) Man, it's a good day to be not dead.
Sarahphym: Freeze! You are dead!
Danny: Oh no! I am dead! (Dies)
Cog (walks in): Oh! This mortal is dead!
Danny: Yes! I am dead!
Cog: Why is the mortal dead?
Sarahphym: I dunno.
Danny: I think it was--
Sarah and Cog: SHHHH! You are dead!
Danny: Oh, ok.
Kagorax (walks up): What's up? Who's ready for-- Hey! What the underworld just happened!
Sarah and Cog: The mortal is dead!
(Jeopardy starts)
Kagorax: The mortal is dead?
Cog: Correct! *Applause*
So, did you see the murderer?
Sarah and Kag: Nah, sorry mate.
Cog: I will find them. I will capture them. And nobody will ever die again!
(Applause)
Kag: Well that's nice.
Sarah: I am (gp) proud right now.
Foréir: (appears) ATTTEEEEENTION! THE MORTAL IS DEAD!
All the others: We know.
Foréir: Who killed him?
All the others: We don't know.
Foréir: I will find clues! (Aggressive clue searching)
What's that? A weapon? That thing must be why the mortal is dead!
All the others: The mortal is dead?
Foréir: Yes! He died!
(:o)
Tempor: Incoming! *Crashes into the scene*
Move now! *Investigates Danny's corpse*
Danny: (rises into the air and explodes)
Tempor: In my professional opinion? The mortal is dead!
Kag: What happened?
Tempor: In my medical opinion? The mortal was killed!
*Panic*
Tempor: Well, I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Cog: Well, now what?
Happy: (enters) Clip clop, (gp)s! Look at this! The mortal is dead! What do you think of that? (Pause)
Cog: Yes, yes. Happy?
Happy: What?
Cog: GO HOME.
(Portal to Szerucharz's afterlife in the background)
Happy: Aw, come on! (Mutters while walking off) Unbelievable, seriously, you guys suck.
Cog: Ok, let's get back to the point.
Danny as a Will: I think the mortal is dead.
All others, besides Tempor walking off: The mortal is dead?
Balatro, stumbling in: It was me!
(:o)
Balatro: Yes! I did it like this! (Kills Kagorax) Woop de doo!
(:O)
Balatro: That was a joke, lads.
(Laughter)
Balatro: It was... Her! (Points at Sarahphym)
Sarahphym: How did you know?
Balatro: I didn't. That was a joke, too. (Falls over)
Sarahphym: Yes, it was me! (Evil laughter)
Cog: You monster!
Danny: But whyyyyy?
Sarah: Cause you're weak, boy. And another thing, I wanted to make a cool palace. :D
Danny: Sarah, stop!
(Arguing. Cog just shrugs)
Sarah: Ah, (gp) it! You are dead.
Danny: No, you! (Arsendir turns Sarah mortal)
Danny: You are dead! Not big surprise!
Cog: Well, that was idiotic. Off to write some books or something! *teleports away in a beam of light*
Danny: I am alive! This is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
Cog is existing in the City, going to that requested audience if Monks is on.
The void... Is watching.
The tree is also existing.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Cog, coming across a book with this story claiming it is the genuine, 100% totally accurate retelling of the events that transpired. “What is this heresy?! Who dares distribute such vile falsehoods as truth!”
Happy, having already placed many copies in settlements around the world and cackling like a madman. “Oh the old man’s panties are going to be in a twist for weeks!”*
*Lol*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Cog is meeting with the elders.
"Great Cogintuis, it is great to see you again. However--"
"It is a pleasure to be meeting you all once more as well! Would you desire a small amount of food to begin with?"
"Not right now. We need to tell you about--"
"Ah, I see. You are not hungry as of now. Understood." He teleports the food away.
"You see, it's about Savut and Arsendir's rule."
"Ah, yes. They did do a rather good job at it, didn't they? Although I understand the altered must have caused a commotion. Did it cause stress to you all?"
"Yes, but that's--"
"Why you're here. I see. You desire a break? Very well. You are not obligated to any duties until..." He looks at the calendar Clepsydris made. "Allow us to say the month of December. I understand if the calamity Happy Chaos brought about caused issues, even if I was absent. Go on, spend time with your families. I am aware there is a great play going on in the Entertainment Complex."
"Thank you, but--"
"You are welcome, although I am obligated to after what you must have gone through during that period of time. Enjoy your time off." He teleports away. The elders go home.
(Waiting until December 18th when Arch can hopefully post again to have the news be broken to Cog.)
Meanwhile...
The void is watching. I might retire it since it's being the most boring Will in existence. Or just not use it, and say it watches from afar.
The tree exists.
Gibber feels like making a sea will, but his current idea is pretty generic ocean god and he wants to do something more unique then that.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*It's been a while, but I am back once more!*
Orchid is travelling throughout the realm via a mixture of teleportation and swimming along rivers, bringing blessings of plant growth and healing elixirs to all the mortal settlements they can find. As they do, they proudly tell of Savut's great achievements to all who will listen.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“Why do you do this? Mortals are frail and weak, all you are doing is prolonging the inevitable for these pitiful soon to be corpses.” Says a girl, no older than eleven, dressed in black rags
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
An internal conflict has begun to form in the multifaceted mindscape of the collective that is Xezithic, a clash between the appreciation of the complexities of life and the abstract nature of a soul, verses the fundamental nature of the churning elemental chaos and its disregard for life's existence. Is it's duty to protect and nurture mortals by helping them learn to thrive and harness the powers of the elements, or is it's duty to ensure the continuous cycle of these primal forces regardless of the damage to the fragile ecosystems that has cropped up during the lull periods. Is Xezithic meant to be a divine force or is it just meant to be the raging storms and great natural disasters that keep the world ever shifting. While the Aboleth has been pondering this, Zeon, it's first and most powerful aspect, has begun to take in the sides of Xezithic collective mindsets that desires greater connection to life and the mortals that reside in the world.
They wait in the swamp more (Tiku)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Suddenly Happy is standing over his shoulder in his scientist outfit, rubbing his chin. “Hmm, I‘m starting to think Cogin doesn’t like me.”
The Nameless King has rested in the Dragon stables, and is how hanging out with the dragons, caring for them along with some mortals.
Despite floating almost all the time, TF falls over in surprise. "Happy! I was starting to think Szeru had killed your soul too."
Caiatl walks over. She looks at all the dragons in wonder. "Magnificent creatures, aren't they?" She says.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
He grins wide at the falling, helping pick him back up “Luckily I’m not double dead, just regular dead for now.” He looks back to the maps.
He pets one of the giant dragons, not in his armor once more, “Absolutely wonderful, unfortunately my father didn’t agree.”