He grimaces. "I would offer some sort of witty comeback here, but I won't make this more humiliating then it already is for me. We both know my tale ends here, and I unfortunately have to accept that."
Happy pops his head in through a portal from his lab “Can I experiment on him? Also hi Faltros, you’re dead. Ha!” He laughs at him “Anyway, I could use the pieces for some interesting things.”
"Not this time. Faltros is going to be my centerpiece. His actions were about as vile as yours, if not more so, but unlike you, he had no good intentions. He's special like that."
"Hmmm, a madman or a madman to operate on this madman. Decisions, decisions."
"I'd imagine the difference would be whether you operation would be horror themed or comedy themed" Phantom rebuttals.
"Either one of them would be horrifying for them to operate on me. It is simply a matter of knowing what they will do. No Will but him knows what could happen if I were placed in a laboratory of his." He points to Happy as best as possible with his hands that I'm assuming are binded.
"Hm, that's a good point. The noises coming out of his labs are down right terrifying. He keeps telling me its all good, but then I hear what sounds like many dying dogs and I can't help but press X to doubt."
Happy throws up his arms "I haven't killed anyone in that laboratory since yesterday!" He grins madly before saying "I'm just joking, you can't prove that I've killed anyone in a long time. Just because I'm unpredictable doesn't mean I'm worse."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Hm, that's a good point. The noises coming out of his labs are down right terrifying. He keeps telling me its all good, but then I hear what sounds like many dying dogs and I can't help but press X to doubt."
Happy throws up his arms "I haven't killed anyone in that laboratory since yesterday!" He grins madly before saying "I'm just joking, you can't prove that I've killed anyone in a long time. Just because I'm unpredictable doesn't mean I'm worse."
"Happy, the fact you aren't killing anyone and still making all those terrible noises is honestly more horrifying somehow."
He grimaces. "I would offer some sort of witty comeback here, but I won't make this more humiliating then it already is for me. We both know my tale ends here, and I unfortunately have to accept that."
Happy pops his head in through a portal from his lab “Can I experiment on him? Also hi Faltros, you’re dead. Ha!” He laughs at him “Anyway, I could use the pieces for some interesting things.”
"Not this time. Faltros is going to be my centerpiece. His actions were about as vile as yours, if not more so, but unlike you, he had no good intentions. He's special like that."
"Hmmm, a madman or a madman to operate on this madman. Decisions, decisions."
"I'd imagine the difference would be whether you operation would be horror themed or comedy themed" Phantom rebuttals.
"Either one of them would be horrifying for them to operate on me. It is simply a matter of knowing what they will do. No Will but him knows what could happen if I were placed in a laboratory of his." He points to Happy as best as possible with his hands that I'm assuming are binded.
"Hm, that's a good point. The noises coming out of his labs are down right terrifying. He keeps telling me its all good, but then I hear what sounds like many dying dogs and I can't help but press X to doubt."
"I am unsure of what 'press X to doubt' means, but I could likely identify what he does from the sound. Oh, how I used to revel in pain. And now the table has certainly turned..."
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"Hm, that's a good point. The noises coming out of his labs are down right terrifying. He keeps telling me its all good, but then I hear what sounds like many dying dogs and I can't help but press X to doubt."
Happy throws up his arms "I haven't killed anyone in that laboratory since yesterday!" He grins madly before saying "I'm just joking, you can't prove that I've killed anyone in a long time. Just because I'm unpredictable doesn't mean I'm worse."
"Happy, the fact you aren't killing anyone and still making all those terrible noises is honestly more horrifying somehow."
"Okay, I'll try to make those noises less, I'll stop listening to my mix tape while you're around. And probably stop causing those sounds too."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"How can you be certain? It is not as if everyone makes it through the process." He doesn't sound concerned for his own chances, and only stating a fact. "And if by annoy you mean bring terror, agony and pain upon him, then I certainly couldn't pass out on that offer. Although I am certain neither of you would genuinely let me loose after all I did."
"Who said you're getting let loose at all, and trust me, my yodeling does bring him agony. I'm confident I'll be back because I've gotten this far and I'm not dead, or well, permanently dead. I would be dead if I wasn't as smart as I am. Lucky for me, I know what I'm doing."
"Correction: You are in fact permanently dead. He likey just lets you free so you don't annoy him more then you have to. The scythe of the reaper comes for everyone-- or butcher's knife, in this case."
"Correction you adorable idiot, I can get out of here easily. All I need is the power I am now missing, a speck of that divine power will return me not only to life, but to divinity. I just don't think I'm ready to be a god again, not yet at least."
"Power that nobody in their right mind would give back to you. But I cannot stop you from coping."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Hm, that's a good point. The noises coming out of his labs are down right terrifying. He keeps telling me its all good, but then I hear what sounds like many dying dogs and I can't help but press X to doubt."
Happy throws up his arms "I haven't killed anyone in that laboratory since yesterday!" He grins madly before saying "I'm just joking, you can't prove that I've killed anyone in a long time. Just because I'm unpredictable doesn't mean I'm worse."
"Happy, the fact you aren't killing anyone and still making all those terrible noises is honestly more horrifying somehow."
"Okay, I'll try to make those noises less, I'll stop listening to my mix tape while you're around. And probably stop causing those sounds too."
"Eh, I've gotten use to it at this point for the most part"
"How can you be certain? It is not as if everyone makes it through the process." He doesn't sound concerned for his own chances, and only stating a fact. "And if by annoy you mean bring terror, agony and pain upon him, then I certainly couldn't pass out on that offer. Although I am certain neither of you would genuinely let me loose after all I did."
"Who said you're getting let loose at all, and trust me, my yodeling does bring him agony. I'm confident I'll be back because I've gotten this far and I'm not dead, or well, permanently dead. I would be dead if I wasn't as smart as I am. Lucky for me, I know what I'm doing."
"Correction: You are in fact permanently dead. He likey just lets you free so you don't annoy him more then you have to. The scythe of the reaper comes for everyone-- or butcher's knife, in this case."
"Correction you adorable idiot, I can get out of here easily. All I need is the power I am now missing, a speck of that divine power will return me not only to life, but to divinity. I just don't think I'm ready to be a god again, not yet at least."
"Power that nobody in their right mind would give back to you. But I cannot stop you from coping."
"Who said I would ask anyone in their right mind? I have a lot more friends than you do, and those friends might just be willing to return me to life for some more fun."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Hm, that's a good point. The noises coming out of his labs are down right terrifying. He keeps telling me its all good, but then I hear what sounds like many dying dogs and I can't help but press X to doubt."
Happy throws up his arms "I haven't killed anyone in that laboratory since yesterday!" He grins madly before saying "I'm just joking, you can't prove that I've killed anyone in a long time. Just because I'm unpredictable doesn't mean I'm worse."
"Happy, the fact you aren't killing anyone and still making all those terrible noises is honestly more horrifying somehow."
"Okay, I'll try to make those noises less, I'll stop listening to my mix tape while you're around. And probably stop causing those sounds too."
"Eh, I've gotten use to it at this point for the most part"
"Then I guess I'll have to change things up, what would you describe as blood curdling?"
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
The Platylord rampages. He destroys a massive castle.
(Say, Gibber, what happened to the Void?)
Cimex is happily strolling through the world, then sees him. "Say, what's happened here?"
(Scrapped it because it was insanely boring and basically had its whole thing as doing nothing. It still watches, just from afar.)
The Platylord senses the presence of prey a potential new friend! Yeah, friend. That's it.
"Reckoning happened, rabbit."
He sweeps some rubble aside, then swats a fleeing human.
"What of you? I sense youth. Are you a newborn WIll?"
"Sure am! You seem new too, although not as much as me." He takes out a comically large stick from seemingly nowhere, dashes over to the ruins and begins poking the rubble. "Hmmmm, if I had to guess, I'd say this place was destroyed by you. What'd they do to make ya' mad?"
"Ah, yes. The castle. They decided to worship an Ancient Black Dragon. I put an end to it." With this statement, he nudges aside a chunk of rubble, revealing a massive diorama of a Black Dragon.
<Um Gibber you sort of left me hanging here...>
*Sorry, didn't see this*
"Oh, that's a real interesting creature. Also kinda terrifying. Whoever made that must've been a little crazy "
<All good>
"Yes, indeed. I imagine it was a truly insane Will. One must tread lightly when partaking in the creation of new beings; otherwise, calamity could ensue. One such being these abominations."
"How can you be certain? It is not as if everyone makes it through the process." He doesn't sound concerned for his own chances, and only stating a fact. "And if by annoy you mean bring terror, agony and pain upon him, then I certainly couldn't pass out on that offer. Although I am certain neither of you would genuinely let me loose after all I did."
"Who said you're getting let loose at all, and trust me, my yodeling does bring him agony. I'm confident I'll be back because I've gotten this far and I'm not dead, or well, permanently dead. I would be dead if I wasn't as smart as I am. Lucky for me, I know what I'm doing."
"Correction: You are in fact permanently dead. He likey just lets you free so you don't annoy him more then you have to. The scythe of the reaper comes for everyone-- or butcher's knife, in this case."
"Correction you adorable idiot, I can get out of here easily. All I need is the power I am now missing, a speck of that divine power will return me not only to life, but to divinity. I just don't think I'm ready to be a god again, not yet at least."
"Power that nobody in their right mind would give back to you. But I cannot stop you from coping."
"Who said I would ask anyone in their right mind? I have a lot more friends than you do, and those friends might just be willing to return me to life for some more fun."
"And by 'fun' you mean chaos. But who am I of all people to criticize for the acts you would commit."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The Platylord rampages. He destroys a massive castle.
(Say, Gibber, what happened to the Void?)
Cimex is happily strolling through the world, then sees him. "Say, what's happened here?"
(Scrapped it because it was insanely boring and basically had its whole thing as doing nothing. It still watches, just from afar.)
The Platylord senses the presence of prey a potential new friend! Yeah, friend. That's it.
"Reckoning happened, rabbit."
He sweeps some rubble aside, then swats a fleeing human.
"What of you? I sense youth. Are you a newborn WIll?"
"Sure am! You seem new too, although not as much as me." He takes out a comically large stick from seemingly nowhere, dashes over to the ruins and begins poking the rubble. "Hmmmm, if I had to guess, I'd say this place was destroyed by you. What'd they do to make ya' mad?"
"Ah, yes. The castle. They decided to worship an Ancient Black Dragon. I put an end to it." With this statement, he nudges aside a chunk of rubble, revealing a massive diorama of a Black Dragon.
<Um Gibber you sort of left me hanging here...>
*Sorry, didn't see this*
"Oh, that's a real interesting creature. Also kinda terrifying. Whoever made that must've been a little crazy "
<All good>
"Yes, indeed. I imagine it was a truly insane Will. One must tread lightly when partaking in the creation of new beings; otherwise, calamity could ensue. One such being these abominations."
<Ah le boink>
"Yep. Wonder where they are right now. Probably laughing maniacally in a palace or something."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Mushisama has somehow gotten himself intoxicated and is a pile of dead bugs with his clothing on them, mask on top.
Followers of the Twin Flames have just finished building a statue that looks similar to the Great Sphinx in Egypt. The overall body looks like a two headed dragon, but looking closer, the stone is covered in patterns depicting the many forms that the Twin Flames have taken. Fire of each of their respective colors rise from its eyes.
The Platylord rampages. He destroys a massive castle.
(Say, Gibber, what happened to the Void?)
Cimex is happily strolling through the world, then sees him. "Say, what's happened here?"
(Scrapped it because it was insanely boring and basically had its whole thing as doing nothing. It still watches, just from afar.)
The Platylord senses the presence of prey a potential new friend! Yeah, friend. That's it.
"Reckoning happened, rabbit."
He sweeps some rubble aside, then swats a fleeing human.
"What of you? I sense youth. Are you a newborn WIll?"
"Sure am! You seem new too, although not as much as me." He takes out a comically large stick from seemingly nowhere, dashes over to the ruins and begins poking the rubble. "Hmmmm, if I had to guess, I'd say this place was destroyed by you. What'd they do to make ya' mad?"
"Ah, yes. The castle. They decided to worship an Ancient Black Dragon. I put an end to it." With this statement, he nudges aside a chunk of rubble, revealing a massive diorama of a Black Dragon.
<Um Gibber you sort of left me hanging here...>
*Sorry, didn't see this*
"Oh, that's a real interesting creature. Also kinda terrifying. Whoever made that must've been a little crazy "
<All good>
"Yes, indeed. I imagine it was a truly insane Will. One must tread lightly when partaking in the creation of new beings; otherwise, calamity could ensue. One such being these abominations."
<Ah le boink>
"Yep. Wonder where they are right now. Probably laughing maniacally in a palace or something."
"Actually, I think he's gone now... some Half-dragons screamed something about that."
He motions to a dead body, of a black half dragon, killed with his head bowed in worship. (He's referring to Korzirak)
The Platylord rampages. He destroys a massive castle.
(Say, Gibber, what happened to the Void?)
Cimex is happily strolling through the world, then sees him. "Say, what's happened here?"
(Scrapped it because it was insanely boring and basically had its whole thing as doing nothing. It still watches, just from afar.)
The Platylord senses the presence of prey a potential new friend! Yeah, friend. That's it.
"Reckoning happened, rabbit."
He sweeps some rubble aside, then swats a fleeing human.
"What of you? I sense youth. Are you a newborn WIll?"
"Sure am! You seem new too, although not as much as me." He takes out a comically large stick from seemingly nowhere, dashes over to the ruins and begins poking the rubble. "Hmmmm, if I had to guess, I'd say this place was destroyed by you. What'd they do to make ya' mad?"
"Ah, yes. The castle. They decided to worship an Ancient Black Dragon. I put an end to it." With this statement, he nudges aside a chunk of rubble, revealing a massive diorama of a Black Dragon.
<Um Gibber you sort of left me hanging here...>
*Sorry, didn't see this*
"Oh, that's a real interesting creature. Also kinda terrifying. Whoever made that must've been a little crazy "
<All good>
"Yes, indeed. I imagine it was a truly insane Will. One must tread lightly when partaking in the creation of new beings; otherwise, calamity could ensue. One such being these abominations."
<Ah le boink>
"Yep. Wonder where they are right now. Probably laughing maniacally in a palace or something."
"Actually, I think he's gone now... some Half-dragons screamed something about that."
He motions to a dead body, of a black half dragon, killed with his head bowed in worship. (He's referring to Korzirak)
"Oh. Well, that certainly is a predicament. Well, what brings you here?" A chair magically appears under him.
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She just shakes her head before going back to her blueprints.
Happy throws up his arms "I haven't killed anyone in that laboratory since yesterday!" He grins madly before saying "I'm just joking, you can't prove that I've killed anyone in a long time. Just because I'm unpredictable doesn't mean I'm worse."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Happy, the fact you aren't killing anyone and still making all those terrible noises is honestly more horrifying somehow."
"I am unsure of what 'press X to doubt' means, but I could likely identify what he does from the sound. Oh, how I used to revel in pain. And now the table has certainly turned..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Okay, I'll try to make those noises less, I'll stop listening to my mix tape while you're around. And probably stop causing those sounds too."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Power that nobody in their right mind would give back to you. But I cannot stop you from coping."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Eh, I've gotten use to it at this point for the most part"
"Who said I would ask anyone in their right mind? I have a lot more friends than you do, and those friends might just be willing to return me to life for some more fun."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Then I guess I'll have to change things up, what would you describe as blood curdling?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
<Ah le boink>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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"And by 'fun' you mean chaos. But who am I of all people to criticize for the acts you would commit."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Yep. Wonder where they are right now. Probably laughing maniacally in a palace or something."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"You know you can't say anything like that and then say something passive aggressive. It's idiotic, but who I'm I so say something like that."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Mushisama has somehow gotten himself intoxicated and is a pile of dead bugs with his clothing on them, mask on top.
Followers of the Twin Flames have just finished building a statue that looks similar to the Great Sphinx in Egypt. The overall body looks like a two headed dragon, but looking closer, the stone is covered in patterns depicting the many forms that the Twin Flames have taken. Fire of each of their respective colors rise from its eyes.
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I am The Grand Envisioner!
"Hm...good question, not sure really. I'm sure you could come up with something though"
"I'll try to get you something perfect. Would you like something powerful? I could make you something spectacular, even a video game if you want."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Actually, I think he's gone now... some Half-dragons screamed something about that."
He motions to a dead body, of a black half dragon, killed with his head bowed in worship. (He's referring to Korzirak)
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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He rolls his eyes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"You know I'm a hypocrite, and insane, why did you think you would when this argument?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Oh. Well, that certainly is a predicament. Well, what brings you here?" A chair magically appears under him.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ