"I have decided to rampage. However, my ultimate goal is to eradicate evil cults and black dragons. All the locations I have destroyed are methodically chosen."
"I have decided to rampage. However, my ultimate goal is to eradicate evil cults and black dragons. All the locations I have destroyed are methodically chosen."
"I see. That's pretty good. Just don't kill any of my followers." He glances at the eye orbiting him.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"I have decided to rampage. However, my ultimate goal is to eradicate evil cults and black dragons. All the locations I have destroyed are methodically chosen."
"I see. That's pretty good. Just don't kill any of my followers." He glances at the eye orbiting him.
"I see... and how many followers is that, exactly?" he says this slightly mockingly, as if he doesn't expect such an infinitesimally smaller creature to have followers.
"I have decided to rampage. However, my ultimate goal is to eradicate evil cults and black dragons. All the locations I have destroyed are methodically chosen."
"I see. That's pretty good. Just don't kill any of my followers." He glances at the eye orbiting him.
"I see... and how many followers is that, exactly?" he says this slightly mockingly, as if he doesn't expect such an infinitesimally smaller creature to have followers.
"I dunno. Just talking for the future."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Let me show you the experience that is Doom." He runs to his lab, expecting them to follow.
He awkwardly looks at his bindings.
Happy Chaos runs back, holding a TV and console "I realized when I got there. I'll show you here." He sets them both up, beginning to play Doom Eternal.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I have decided to rampage. However, my ultimate goal is to eradicate evil cults and black dragons. All the locations I have destroyed are methodically chosen."
"I see. That's pretty good. Just don't kill any of my followers." He glances at the eye orbiting him.
"I see... and how many followers is that, exactly?" he says this slightly mockingly, as if he doesn't expect such an infinitesimally smaller creature to have followers.
"I dunno. Just talking for the future."
"I see. Well, I must go. I am a busy Will, after all. I suppose I shall see you around."
"Let me show you the experience that is Doom." He runs to his lab, expecting them to follow.
He awkwardly looks at his bindings.
Happy Chaos runs back, holding a TV and console "I realized when I got there. I'll show you here." He sets them both up, beginning to play Doom Eternal.
He looks at the screen as Happy plays. "It reminds me of my own realm, the nightmarish underground landscapes."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Let me show you the experience that is Doom." He runs to his lab, expecting them to follow.
He awkwardly looks at his bindings.
Happy Chaos runs back, holding a TV and console "I realized when I got there. I'll show you here." He sets them both up, beginning to play Doom Eternal.
He looks at the screen as Happy plays. "It reminds me of my own realm, the nightmarish underground landscapes."
"I knew you would like it, I just want to make your eternal hell a little bit less terrible, because I'm good at manipulating people. Anyway, do you want to play?"
"Let me show you the experience that is Doom." He runs to his lab, expecting them to follow.
He awkwardly looks at his bindings.
Happy Chaos runs back, holding a TV and console "I realized when I got there. I'll show you here." He sets them both up, beginning to play Doom Eternal.
He looks at the screen as Happy plays. "It reminds me of my own realm, the nightmarish underground landscapes."
"I knew you would like it, I just want to make your eternal hell a little bit less terrible, because I'm good at manipulating people. Anyway, do you want to play?"
He silently thinks to himself how he is the better manipulator, considering he's the one that convinced an entire cult of mortals to rise against the gods and attempt to overthrow the entire world order, but he doesn't say it out loud. "Sure, why not?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Let me show you the experience that is Doom." He runs to his lab, expecting them to follow.
He awkwardly looks at his bindings.
Happy Chaos runs back, holding a TV and console "I realized when I got there. I'll show you here." He sets them both up, beginning to play Doom Eternal.
He looks at the screen as Happy plays. "It reminds me of my own realm, the nightmarish underground landscapes."
"I knew you would like it, I just want to make your eternal hell a little bit less terrible, because I'm good at manipulating people. Anyway, do you want to play?"
He silently thinks to himself how he is the better manipulator, considering he's the one that convinced an entire cult of mortals to rise against the gods and attempt to overthrow the entire world order, but he doesn't say it out loud. "Sure, why not?"
"You know you aren't very good at hiding your expression in your eyes." He hands them the controller "Now you get to massacre demons, so not very different from life I suppose."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Let me show you the experience that is Doom." He runs to his lab, expecting them to follow.
He awkwardly looks at his bindings.
Happy Chaos runs back, holding a TV and console "I realized when I got there. I'll show you here." He sets them both up, beginning to play Doom Eternal.
He looks at the screen as Happy plays. "It reminds me of my own realm, the nightmarish underground landscapes."
"I knew you would like it, I just want to make your eternal hell a little bit less terrible, because I'm good at manipulating people. Anyway, do you want to play?"
He silently thinks to himself how he is the better manipulator, considering he's the one that convinced an entire cult of mortals to rise against the gods and attempt to overthrow the entire world order, but he doesn't say it out loud. "Sure, why not?"
"You know you aren't very good at hiding your expression in your eyes." He hands them the controller "Now you get to massacre demons, so not very different from life I suppose."
"Oh, this is going to be good. This game is great!" Phantom says as he float in the air above them in a position that looking like he is laying down and his head in his hands.
"Oh, this is going to be good. This game is great!" Phantom says as he float in the air above them in a position that looking like he is laying down and his head in his hands.
Happy does the exact same right next to them "You know, I should probably get to reverse programming some more games so you can play something with all of us."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Oh, this is going to be good. This game is great!" Phantom says as he float in the air above them in a position that looking like he is laying down and his head in his hands.
Happy does the exact same right next to them "You know, I should probably get to reverse programming some more games so you can play something with all of us."
"That would be fun, but don't sweat it if you are busy. It's fun to watch someone else play, especially when they have no idea what a video game is."
"Oh, this is going to be good. This game is great!" Phantom says as he float in the air above them in a position that looking like he is laying down and his head in his hands.
Happy does the exact same right next to them "You know, I should probably get to reverse programming some more games so you can play something with all of us."
"That would be fun, but don't sweat it if you are busy. It's fun to watch someone else play, especially when they have no idea what a video game is."
"Yeah, that's why I introduced you to video games, and I've got nothing but free time, maybe something like Baldur's gate, or maybe Call of Duty."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Let me show you the experience that is Doom." He runs to his lab, expecting them to follow.
He awkwardly looks at his bindings.
Happy Chaos runs back, holding a TV and console "I realized when I got there. I'll show you here." He sets them both up, beginning to play Doom Eternal.
He looks at the screen as Happy plays. "It reminds me of my own realm, the nightmarish underground landscapes."
"I knew you would like it, I just want to make your eternal hell a little bit less terrible, because I'm good at manipulating people. Anyway, do you want to play?"
He silently thinks to himself how he is the better manipulator, considering he's the one that convinced an entire cult of mortals to rise against the gods and attempt to overthrow the entire world order, but he doesn't say it out loud. "Sure, why not?"
"You know you aren't very good at hiding your expression in your eyes." He hands them the controller "Now you get to massacre demons, so not very different from life I suppose."
He begins to play. "This is actually an enjoyable experience."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
<Cut for Gibber>
"I have decided to rampage. However, my ultimate goal is to eradicate evil cults and black dragons. All the locations I have destroyed are methodically chosen."
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
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"A fair point."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I see. That's pretty good. Just don't kill any of my followers." He glances at the eye orbiting him.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Wanna play a video game?”
"...What is that?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Let me show you the experience that is Doom." He runs to his lab, expecting them to follow.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I see... and how many followers is that, exactly?" he says this slightly mockingly, as if he doesn't expect such an infinitesimally smaller creature to have followers.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
He awkwardly looks at his bindings.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I dunno. Just talking for the future."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Happy Chaos runs back, holding a TV and console "I realized when I got there. I'll show you here." He sets them both up, beginning to play Doom Eternal.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I see. Well, I must go. I am a busy Will, after all. I suppose I shall see you around."
With that, he turns around to leave.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
He looks at the screen as Happy plays. "It reminds me of my own realm, the nightmarish underground landscapes."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I knew you would like it, I just want to make your eternal hell a little bit less terrible, because I'm good at manipulating people. Anyway, do you want to play?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He silently thinks to himself how he is the better manipulator, considering he's the one that convinced an entire cult of mortals to rise against the gods and attempt to overthrow the entire world order, but he doesn't say it out loud. "Sure, why not?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"You know you aren't very good at hiding your expression in your eyes." He hands them the controller "Now you get to massacre demons, so not very different from life I suppose."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Oh, this is going to be good. This game is great!" Phantom says as he float in the air above them in a position that looking like he is laying down and his head in his hands.
Happy does the exact same right next to them "You know, I should probably get to reverse programming some more games so you can play something with all of us."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"That would be fun, but don't sweat it if you are busy. It's fun to watch someone else play, especially when they have no idea what a video game is."
"Yeah, that's why I introduced you to video games, and I've got nothing but free time, maybe something like Baldur's gate, or maybe Call of Duty."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He begins to play. "This is actually an enjoyable experience."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ