Sarahphym teleports back to the City of Order, ready to inform Cogintius on their progress with winter, but stops when they hear... yodeling? Determined to find the cause of this incessant racket, they scour the city for its source.
There is a man standing at the clocktower, amplifying his voice so the entire city can hear his yodeling.
Desc:
A man with blue skin walks around, he isn't wearing anything on his chest or feet but is wearing pants. He is 5'10 and 141 pounds. He has a single very unique revolver in his holster and is wearing X shaped sunglasses. He seems to be completely insane and happy with it, he's walks around smiling at people. He is a great one by the name of Happy Chaos and is bound to the Luck domain.
Sarah swoops down to eye level of Happy Chaos, staring at him with their cold white 'eyes'. A spear of glacial ice is visible in their icy left hand, but it isn't raised in attack.
"And just what do you think you're doing?" The area around the two of them plummets in temperature, and a bitingly cold wind blows past.
An unnaturally wide grin spreads across his face "Yodeling, is that an issue? Because I hope it is."
"It's an issue if you're doing it here. If you're going to make such a racket, at least do it away from the city."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Sarahphym teleports back to the City of Order, ready to inform Cogintius on their progress with winter, but stops when they hear... yodeling? Determined to find the cause of this incessant racket, they scour the city for its source.
There is a man standing at the clocktower, amplifying his voice so the entire city can hear his yodeling.
Desc:
A man with blue skin walks around, he isn't wearing anything on his chest or feet but is wearing pants. He is 5'10 and 141 pounds. He has a single very unique revolver in his holster and is wearing X shaped sunglasses. He seems to be completely insane and happy with it, he's walks around smiling at people. He is a great one by the name of Happy Chaos and is bound to the Luck domain.
Sarah swoops down to eye level of Happy Chaos, staring at him with their cold white 'eyes'. A spear of glacial ice is visible in their icy left hand, but it isn't raised in attack.
"And just what do you think you're doing?" The area around the two of them plummets in temperature, and a bitingly cold wind blows past.
An unnaturally wide grin spreads across his face "Yodeling, is that an issue? Because I hope it is."
"It's an issue if you're doing it here. If you're going to make such a racket, at least do it away from the city."
"Why do you think I'm came to the city? To not cause a bother?"
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I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
"The mightiest of the Great One!" comes the voice from the clocktower.
"How long ago did you come into this world? Because I haven't seen or heard of you before."
"Can't hear you down there!"
He teleports up. "How long ago exactly did you come into this world?"
"Sorry but you haven't introduced yourself yet." He flips a coin, it lands on heads every time "So I'll wait for that."
"I am Cogintius, god of knowledge, order, arcana and life, one of the founders of the Order of the Mythos and as such a leader of this city. Now again, how long have you been in this world?"
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"The mightiest of the Great One!" comes the voice from the clocktower.
"How long ago did you come into this world? Because I haven't seen or heard of you before."
"Can't hear you down there!"
He teleports up. "How long ago exactly did you come into this world?"
"Sorry but you haven't introduced yourself yet." He flips a coin, it lands on heads every time "So I'll wait for that."
"I am Cogintius, god of knowledge, order, arcana and life, one of the founders of the Order of the Mythos and as such a leader of this city. Now again, how long have you been in this world?"
"Never ask a man his age my friend. Nice to meet you though." A deck of cards comes out of his hand "Want to play a game of poker?"
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
“A serpent. I got plenty of those round my parts. You ain’t gonna scare me with your slithering and rattling. You from round here?”
A hiss echoes through the caverns, Crotalus being able to understand it.
”The new world… is strange… even unhatched I could taste the difference…”
"So you're a youngin. World is a strange place, you got that right." He tilts his horned head and sand hisses as it pours out of one of his eye sockets. "You been here before?"
“No, but I have not been anywhere before. I was born here, but from the old world…”
"Old world?" Crotalus questions.
”the place before time in this world’s sense.”
“I see, so you some sorta world serpent? Or are you a tempter?”
“I shall bring chaos to this world, for this place is starved of it. I am destined to shake the very foundations of reality and bring dark magics and curses to this world… I am small and weak now, but soon I will grow…stronger, larger, and not even the dead will be spared…”
The voice retreats deeper into the underworld, albeit slowly if Crotalus wants to follow. A cloud of black smoke appears, tracing a path for him.
tempor is there also. "there is much chaos in this world, as I am the one who brings it."
“There is an entire pantheon of gods dedicated to bringing and keeping order. There’s quite an imbalance here.”
"true chaos can only be found amongst order"
“True chaos can only be created when there is order. Which is what I am here to bring. Chaos among the order.”
"chaos does not require death."
“But wouldn’t it be much more chaotic if it included death?”
"no. you are mistaking chaos with destruction"
“Is destruction not chaotic?*
"if, at sunup daily, the youngest person in the world had a heart attack, would that be chaotic? no, it would be quite orderly."
“Yes, because that is ordered, and is predictable. But humans dying randomly and the world changing constantly, magic swirling around and changing everything, harm and suffering plaguing the world? That’s chaos! I am simply, well, destructive and violent chaos. Evil chaos personified.”
"The mightiest of the Great One!" comes the voice from the clocktower.
"How long ago did you come into this world? Because I haven't seen or heard of you before."
"Can't hear you down there!"
He teleports up. "How long ago exactly did you come into this world?"
"Sorry but you haven't introduced yourself yet." He flips a coin, it lands on heads every time "So I'll wait for that."
"I am Cogintius, god of knowledge, order, arcana and life, one of the founders of the Order of the Mythos and as such a leader of this city. Now again, how long have you been in this world?"
"Never ask a man his age my friend. Nice to meet you though." A deck of cards comes out of his hand "Want to play a game of poker?"
"The mightiest of the Great One!" comes the voice from the clocktower.
"How long ago did you come into this world? Because I haven't seen or heard of you before."
"Can't hear you down there!"
He teleports up. "How long ago exactly did you come into this world?"
"Sorry but you haven't introduced yourself yet." He flips a coin, it lands on heads every time "So I'll wait for that."
"I am Cogintius, god of knowledge, order, arcana and life, one of the founders of the Order of the Mythos and as such a leader of this city. Now again, how long have you been in this world?"
"Never ask a man his age my friend. Nice to meet you though." A deck of cards comes out of his hand "Want to play a game of poker?"
He grabs the deck of cards, throws it in the air and zaps it to ashes in a beam of divine light. "No. Stop bothering us and answer who you are, why you're here, and any other questions we may have, or you have two options. Leave or perish."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"The mightiest of the Great One!" comes the voice from the clocktower.
"How long ago did you come into this world? Because I haven't seen or heard of you before."
"Can't hear you down there!"
He teleports up. "How long ago exactly did you come into this world?"
"Sorry but you haven't introduced yourself yet." He flips a coin, it lands on heads every time "So I'll wait for that."
"I am Cogintius, god of knowledge, order, arcana and life, one of the founders of the Order of the Mythos and as such a leader of this city. Now again, how long have you been in this world?"
"Never ask a man his age my friend. Nice to meet you though." A deck of cards comes out of his hand "Want to play a game of poker?"
He grabs the deck of cards, throws it in the air and zaps it to ashes in a beam of divine light. "No. Stop bothering us and answer who you are, why you're here, and any other questions we may have, or you have two options. Leave or perish."
"Now that's just rude. Would you like to introduce yourself before you cause me to 'perish' was it?" ANother deck seeps out of his skin and he begins to shuffle "I'd rather not fight a stranger."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
"The mightiest of the Great One!" comes the voice from the clocktower.
"How long ago did you come into this world? Because I haven't seen or heard of you before."
"Can't hear you down there!"
He teleports up. "How long ago exactly did you come into this world?"
"Sorry but you haven't introduced yourself yet." He flips a coin, it lands on heads every time "So I'll wait for that."
"I am Cogintius, god of knowledge, order, arcana and life, one of the founders of the Order of the Mythos and as such a leader of this city. Now again, how long have you been in this world?"
"Never ask a man his age my friend. Nice to meet you though." A deck of cards comes out of his hand "Want to play a game of poker?"
He grabs the deck of cards, throws it in the air and zaps it to ashes in a beam of divine light. "No. Stop bothering us and answer who you are, why you're here, and any other questions we may have, or you have two options. Leave or perish."
"Now that's just rude. Would you like to introduce yourself before you cause me to 'perish' was it?" ANother deck seeps out of his skin and he begins to shuffle "I'd rather not fight a stranger."
"I just said my name and title five seconds ago. Enough games, and answer my questions!" He points his spear at the Great One's chest.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"I just said my name and title five seconds ago. Enough games, and answer my questions!" He points his spear at the Great One's chest.
He bows, moving the spear away with a hand "I am Happy Chaos, and call the domain of Luck my home. I would love to play a game of card, rather than fight."
"I just said my name and title five seconds ago. Enough games, and answer my questions!" He points his spear at the Great One's chest.
He bows, moving the spear away with a hand "I am Happy Chaos, and call the domain of Luck my home. I would love to play a game of card, rather than fight."
"No. Again, what are you doing here?"
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"I just said my name and title five seconds ago. Enough games, and answer my questions!" He points his spear at the Great One's chest.
He bows, moving the spear away with a hand "I am Happy Chaos, and call the domain of Luck my home. I would love to play a game of card, rather than fight."
"No. Again, what are you doing here?"
"Enjoying myself, your elderness."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Sarahphym grips the handle of Nadir, looking right at the intruding Will. The wind picks up in speed, and snow begins to fall.
"Adorable. I love it."
"You gravely underestimate the forces you stand against. Now, cooperate or get lost, before I misplace my spear. In you." The wind is howling as it whips around the tower, and the snow turns to hail.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Sarahphym grips the handle of Nadir, looking right at the intruding Will. The wind picks up in speed, and snow begins to fall.
"Adorable. I love it."
"You gravely underestimate the forces you stand against. Now, cooperate or get lost, before I misplace my spear. In you." The wind is howling as it whips around the tower, and the snow turns to hail.
"I am absolutely terrified madam." He says sarcastically "How am I meant to cooperate?"
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Sarahphym grips the handle of Nadir, looking right at the intruding Will. The wind picks up in speed, and snow begins to fall.
"Adorable. I love it."
"You gravely underestimate the forces you stand against. Now, cooperate or get lost, before I misplace my spear. In you." The wind is howling as it whips around the tower, and the snow turns to hail.
"I am absolutely terrified madam." He says sarcastically "How am I meant to cooperate?"
"Again, when did you come into being?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Sarahphym grips the handle of Nadir, looking right at the intruding Will. The wind picks up in speed, and snow begins to fall.
"Adorable. I love it."
"You gravely underestimate the forces you stand against. Now, cooperate or get lost, before I misplace my spear. In you." The wind is howling as it whips around the tower, and the snow turns to hail.
"I am absolutely terrified madam." He says sarcastically "How am I meant to cooperate?"
"Again, when did you come into being?"
"Why would I keep track of such things, time is relative no matter where you are." He says this truthfully believing such.
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
He teleports up. "How long ago exactly did you come into this world?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"It's an issue if you're doing it here. If you're going to make such a racket, at least do it away from the city."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Sorry but you haven't introduced yourself yet." He flips a coin, it lands on heads every time "So I'll wait for that."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"Why do you think I'm came to the city? To not cause a bother?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"I am Cogintius, god of knowledge, order, arcana and life, one of the founders of the Order of the Mythos and as such a leader of this city. Now again, how long have you been in this world?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Never ask a man his age my friend. Nice to meet you though." A deck of cards comes out of his hand "Want to play a game of poker?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"im fine with chaos, i just hate evil"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
He grabs the deck of cards, throws it in the air and zaps it to ashes in a beam of divine light. "No. Stop bothering us and answer who you are, why you're here, and any other questions we may have, or you have two options. Leave or perish."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Now that's just rude. Would you like to introduce yourself before you cause me to 'perish' was it?" ANother deck seeps out of his skin and he begins to shuffle "I'd rather not fight a stranger."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Sarahphym grips the handle of Nadir, looking right at the intruding Will. The wind picks up in speed, and snow begins to fall.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Adorable. I love it."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"I just said my name and title five seconds ago. Enough games, and answer my questions!" He points his spear at the Great One's chest.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
He bows, moving the spear away with a hand "I am Happy Chaos, and call the domain of Luck my home. I would love to play a game of card, rather than fight."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"No. Again, what are you doing here?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Enjoying myself, your elderness."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"You gravely underestimate the forces you stand against. Now, cooperate or get lost, before I misplace my spear. In you." The wind is howling as it whips around the tower, and the snow turns to hail.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I am absolutely terrified madam." He says sarcastically "How am I meant to cooperate?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"Again, when did you come into being?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Why would I keep track of such things, time is relative no matter where you are." He says this truthfully believing such.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Sarahphym growls something under their breath. "Cogintius, permission to skewer this nuisance?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)