Balatro pulls out a pair of reading glasses. “A thing that looks like a bird but has two hands for a beak, and hangs upside down off of doorframes and breaks your neck… a giant spider that can slip through dimensions… and a two-headed dog, but the heads are stacked instead of being next to each other.”
He looks delighted. "These are all splendid! What brilliant ways to spread fear and terror."
“Thanks!” Balatro looks proud of himself.
"You are dismissed now. I will make the creatures you suggested, as well as my own."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Balatro pulls out a pair of reading glasses. “A thing that looks like a bird but has two hands for a beak, and hangs upside down off of doorframes and breaks your neck… a giant spider that can slip through dimensions… and a two-headed dog, but the heads are stacked instead of being next to each other.”
He looks delighted. "These are all splendid! What brilliant ways to spread fear and terror."
“Thanks!” Balatro looks proud of himself.
"You are dismissed now. I will make the creatures you suggested, as well as my own."
“Well… I kinda had… one more request.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Balatro pulls out a pair of reading glasses. “A thing that looks like a bird but has two hands for a beak, and hangs upside down off of doorframes and breaks your neck… a giant spider that can slip through dimensions… and a two-headed dog, but the heads are stacked instead of being next to each other.”
He looks delighted. "These are all splendid! What brilliant ways to spread fear and terror."
“Thanks!” Balatro looks proud of himself.
"You are dismissed now. I will make the creatures you suggested, as well as my own."
“Well… I kinda had… one more request.”
"And what is that?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Balatro pulls out a pair of reading glasses. “A thing that looks like a bird but has two hands for a beak, and hangs upside down off of doorframes and breaks your neck… a giant spider that can slip through dimensions… and a two-headed dog, but the heads are stacked instead of being next to each other.”
He looks delighted. "These are all splendid! What brilliant ways to spread fear and terror."
“Thanks!” Balatro looks proud of himself.
"You are dismissed now. I will make the creatures you suggested, as well as my own."
“Well… I kinda had… one more request.”
"And what is that?"
“Well… the Order Mythos has kind of ruined your reputation on the surface. The largest bastion of humanity hates you. But, if you had religious devotees, you’d have even more influence and could lead more precise, underhanded attacks.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Balatro pulls out a pair of reading glasses. “A thing that looks like a bird but has two hands for a beak, and hangs upside down off of doorframes and breaks your neck… a giant spider that can slip through dimensions… and a two-headed dog, but the heads are stacked instead of being next to each other.”
He looks delighted. "These are all splendid! What brilliant ways to spread fear and terror."
“Thanks!” Balatro looks proud of himself.
"You are dismissed now. I will make the creatures you suggested, as well as my own."
“Well… I kinda had… one more request.”
"And what is that?"
“Well… the Order Mythos has kind of ruined your reputation on the surface. The largest bastion of humanity hates you. But, if you had religious devotees, you’d have even more influence and could lead more precise, underhanded attacks.”
"No. The evil may praise me, and I am fine with that, but my power does not run on followers. All I care about with dealing with mortals is corrupting them to evil, so that when they die they arrive in the underworld. And even then that is not my source of power."
*I never cited the source of Faltros's power points before, tbh. But it can't be people in the underworld since he was gaining power before that.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Balatro pulls out a pair of reading glasses. “A thing that looks like a bird but has two hands for a beak, and hangs upside down off of doorframes and breaks your neck… a giant spider that can slip through dimensions… and a two-headed dog, but the heads are stacked instead of being next to each other.”
He looks delighted. "These are all splendid! What brilliant ways to spread fear and terror."
“Thanks!” Balatro looks proud of himself.
"You are dismissed now. I will make the creatures you suggested, as well as my own."
“Well… I kinda had… one more request.”
"And what is that?"
“Well… the Order Mythos has kind of ruined your reputation on the surface. The largest bastion of humanity hates you. But, if you had religious devotees, you’d have even more influence and could lead more precise, underhanded attacks.”
"No. The evil may praise me, and I am fine with that, but my power does not run on followers. All I care about with dealing with mortals is corrupting them to evil, so that when they die they arrive in the underworld. And even then that is not my source of power."
*I never cited the source of Faltros's power points before, tbh. But it can't be people in the underworld since he was gaining power before that.*
“…but it couldn’t hurt, right? A cult devoted to you would bolster your army, and a large army is nice!” Balatro seems to be reaching a bit here.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*I feel like Balatro is the Type of person to make an amphisbaena as a prank and then just dump a bunch of them in a city*
*balatro the type of guy to gentrify a neighborhood as a goof*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"You are dismissed now. I will make the creatures you suggested, as well as my own."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Well… I kinda had… one more request.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*"It's just a prank, bro"*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"And what is that?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*we do a quantum amount of trolling*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
George bush creates the awakened shrub, as a type of follower
I made a meeeeme
“Well… the Order Mythos has kind of ruined your reputation on the surface. The largest bastion of humanity hates you. But, if you had religious devotees, you’d have even more influence and could lead more precise, underhanded attacks.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*LOL*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*This is accurate lol.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*this is lovely*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“…okay. Sorry about stabbing some of you then, I guess.” She snaps off a twig and hands it to the rats.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"No. The evil may praise me, and I am fine with that, but my power does not run on followers. All I care about with dealing with mortals is corrupting them to evil, so that when they die they arrive in the underworld. And even then that is not my source of power."
*I never cited the source of Faltros's power points before, tbh. But it can't be people in the underworld since he was gaining power before that.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Zeon looks down at the rats to see if this was what they needed.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“…but it couldn’t hurt, right? A cult devoted to you would bolster your army, and a large army is nice!” Balatro seems to be reaching a bit here.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
They pass the twig to the rest of the swarm and shake their heads. They reach up and out with their tiny hands. They need something bigger.
The Emperor touches the bark of the tree, trying to see if he senses anything that these rats might me trying to get.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“Oh. I get it.” She pulls down one of the branches with the yellow buds. “You guys noticed these were magic, right? And you want ‘em?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.