"I just said! Magic! If you want a price, I can definitely add it."
“Who do you work for?” Tosu says suspiciously.
"The almighty Nunya. As in, Nunya buisness."
Tosu sighs. “Look, if we were on my world, I probably would have killed you by now. But I tried to be civil. I don’t want a part in your magic pyramid scheme.”
"What's.... a pyramid scheme?"
“It’s a sort of scam. People promise you free things, then when they have you hooked, they slowly ask for small amounts of favors or money in return for more “free” things, as well as benefits. Eventually you end up giving all of your money away as you get deeper in.”
"The free things are good things in this...?"
“Nope, that’s how they get you. By offering free things, just enough to keep you hooked until you start giving back. Or until they hold it over you later to give back.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Tosu looks at his arm. “Hm? Oh, yes I do. I’m a kipling.” He smiles a little and his tattoos flash with a soft white light.
He would hop down from the tree at the is point and walks over, looking at the scales curiously. "May I touch?"
Tosu holds out an arm. “Of course. Just try not to pull any scales off or anything.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I just said! Magic! If you want a price, I can definitely add it."
“Who do you work for?” Tosu says suspiciously.
"The almighty Nunya. As in, Nunya buisness."
Tosu sighs. “Look, if we were on my world, I probably would have killed you by now. But I tried to be civil. I don’t want a part in your magic pyramid scheme.”
"What's.... a pyramid scheme?"
“It’s a sort of scam. People promise you free things, then when they have you hooked, they slowly ask for small amounts of favors or money in return for more “free” things, as well as benefits. Eventually you end up giving all of your money away as you get deeper in.”
"The free things are good things in this...?"
“Nope, that’s how they get you. By offering free things, just enough to keep you hooked until you start giving back. Or until they hold it over you later to give back.”
Tosu looks at his arm. “Hm? Oh, yes I do. I’m a kipling.” He smiles a little and his tattoos flash with a soft white light.
He would hop down from the tree at the is point and walks over, looking at the scales curiously. "May I touch?"
Tosu holds out an arm. “Of course. Just try not to pull any scales off or anything.”
He places a hand on his arms, feeling the various elements that make up his body. Focusing on the scales, he can sense the trace amounts of calcium, magnesium, iron, and zinc.
"Fascinating..."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"It ain't a pyramid scheme! I ain't gonna ask you for anything after this. I swear on the River of Flame." He holds up his hands.
“So you’re just… handing out magic from the goodness of your heart.”
"Yes, I'm handing out free magic. Now do you want it or not? There are a lot of other mortals who I can give this too."
“…You know what, why not. If you double cross me, I’ll kill you.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He places a hand on his arms, feeling the various elements that make up his body. Focusing on the scales, he can sense the trace amounts of calcium, magnesium, iron, and zinc.
"Fascinating..."
Tosu’s scales resemble those of a photic zone oceanic fish in terms of composition, with a little more stiffness. His bones are thinner, but he has much more than an average person would. He also has a relatively high zinc level in his blood.
Tosu half smiles. “Thanks. I don’t think there are any others of my kind here, unfortunately. Back home, we have an entire country full.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He places a hand on his arms, feeling the various elements that make up his body. Focusing on the scales, he can sense the trace amounts of calcium, magnesium, iron, and zinc.
"Fascinating..."
Tosu’s scales resemble those of a photic zone oceanic fish in terms of composition, with a little more stiffness. His bones are thinner, but he has much more than an average person would. He also has a relatively high zinc level in his blood.
Tosu half smiles. “Thanks. I don’t think there are any others of my kind here, unfortunately. Back home, we have an entire country full.”
"Makes sense.... the ocean just came... into existence around 3-4 weeks ago..."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
I would. But Faltros is among the most powerful creatures in existence, so you would have to be careful if you tried to go against them or their minions. They command legions of devils and dragons, and have several creatures of power allied with them as well.
“Everything dies. There must be some kind of weakness, or way to overpower them.”
well… I’m not entirely sure that you by yourself could handle Faltros alone, I’ll leave that to my bearer Crotalus. But I’ve witnessed your immense strength, you would be able to deal with many of their minions. Not sure how you’d fare against the bigger ones, but do you think you could slay a dragon or two? Hundred?
“Nope, that’s how they get you. By offering free things, just enough to keep you hooked until you start giving back. Or until they hold it over you later to give back.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Tosu holds out an arm. “Of course. Just try not to pull any scales off or anything.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Yes, I'm handing out free magic. Now do you want it or not? There are a lot of other mortals who I can give this to."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I see. "strings attached" as mortals say..."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"Greetings"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
He places a hand on his arms, feeling the various elements that make up his body. Focusing on the scales, he can sense the trace amounts of calcium, magnesium, iron, and zinc.
"Fascinating..."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“…You know what, why not. If you double cross me, I’ll kill you.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"She hasn't returned... but I have been sensing things... from the valley from my whole self....she might be fighting those vampires now..."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Foréir is forging in his volcano
The amor is wandering aimlessly
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Volumdremaak has enter the Valley and is traveling, slowly making her way towards the center.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Tiku's eyes light up, so bright that if a mortal gazed for even a minute, they would be blind
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*hey guys. I just realized that we’ve been ignoring a critical niche in any panthon*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Tosu’s scales resemble those of a photic zone oceanic fish in terms of composition, with a little more stiffness. His bones are thinner, but he has much more than an average person would. He also has a relatively high zinc level in his blood.
Tosu half smiles. “Thanks. I don’t think there are any others of my kind here, unfortunately. Back home, we have an entire country full.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He gives you the book. "I'll be going now. Enjoy your product!" He flies away.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*what? Istg if you say the equivalent of Zeus(as in the child making), I will find you*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
"Makes sense.... the ocean just came... into existence around 3-4 weeks ago..."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
well… I’m not entirely sure that you by yourself could handle Faltros alone, I’ll leave that to my bearer Crotalus. But I’ve witnessed your immense strength, you would be able to deal with many of their minions. Not sure how you’d fare against the bigger ones, but do you think you could slay a dragon or two? Hundred?
*What's that?*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*no of course not i meant a god of the hunt like Malar or something*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*What is dis?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ