*Who would go well with the living embodiment of "Things man was not meant to know"?*
*I mean, you know Happy Chaos and the Moon Presence probably would, even the Anti Spiral.*
*One of those then*
One of Happy Chaos's projections is bothering some mortals, though they don't know they are being messed with by a projection of a dead god that once threatened the entire planet.
The Artist, in a less mind destroying form watches this, slightly intrigued
He takes the form of a regular human, though he does occasionally show them he still exists, before noticing the Artist, and waving.
The Artist walks closer "You. You're interesting. I like you."
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones\
Taking a bit of a break from DDB. Be back before summer
The Artist walks closer "You. You're interesting. I like you."
He takes off the false face, to the horror of the mortals "Of course I'm interesting, I'm technically dead." He gives a wide grin.
The Artist sheds his guise, taking an appearance that defaults to the most natural thing to Happy Chaos, which likely isn't natural at all "Ooh, tell me more."
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones\
Taking a bit of a break from DDB. Be back before summer
The Artist walks closer "You. You're interesting. I like you."
He takes off the false face, to the horror of the mortals "Of course I'm interesting, I'm technically dead." He gives a wide grin.
The Artist sheds his guise, taking an appearance that defaults to the most natural thing to Happy Chaos, which likely isn't natural at all "Ooh, tell me more."
"Tried to take over the world, as one usually does, and I got killed by the most powerful being on the planet, now my soul it's trapped in a doll in my lab, it isn't too bad."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Of course I was." She snaps in response. "How else am I going to get away from the God Butcher- and more importantly, get away from you?"
He gasps, putting a hand to his chest dramatically, "I can't believe you would say that about your closest friend." He says with a grin "Even if you did escape, the God Butcher would give chase."
"We're not friends." She hisses. "And I don't even think they know I'm here just yet- unless you told them... you didn't tell them, did you?"
"Firstly, I want you to name anyone else who cares about you enough to worry when you died. Name one." He walks over, looking them in the eyes "I'm the only one."
"No, there's... there's..." She pauses, realizing he's probably right but not willing to admit it. "T- That doesn't matter! I'm not trying to escape for anyone else but me, anyway."
"Tell me, what do you have if you do escape? Running from a god feared by all the others, living life in constant fear as a mortal? The only reason he hasn't consumed your soul already is because of me." He turns back, walking back into his lab.
She is silent for a long while, just standing there, not wanting to admit she's wrong but struggling to find any shred of evidence of that not being the case. She wordlessly trudges away from the portal and back to the lab.
Happy Chaos is in the lab, going through his numerous supply of weapons having incredible power. He doesn't look at them when she walks in, his smile having faded into a coldness she hasn't ever seen on him.
She notices this, and seems confused. "I can tell something's wrong. What happened?" She asks, sounding more interrogative than concerned.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
She notices this, and seems confused. "I can tell something's wrong. What happened?" She asks, sounding more interrogative than concerned.
"None of your business, why would you even care?" He asks them, looking over to them, his eyes just as cold, grabbing one of his weapons, looking at it.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
She notices this, and seems confused. "I can tell something's wrong. What happened?" She asks, sounding more interrogative than concerned.
"None of your business, why would you even care?" He asks them, looking over to them, his eyes just as cold, grabbing one of his weapons, looking at it.
"...You're right, I probably wouldn't care, but it'd still be nice to know." She replies. "Was it something I did?"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Artist walks closer "You. You're interesting. I like you."
He takes off the false face, to the horror of the mortals "Of course I'm interesting, I'm technically dead." He gives a wide grin.
The Artist sheds his guise, taking an appearance that defaults to the most natural thing to Happy Chaos, which likely isn't natural at all "Ooh, tell me more."
"Tried to take over the world, as one usually does, and I got killed by the most powerful being on the planet, now my soul it's trapped in a doll in my lab, it isn't too bad."
"Oh taking over the world? That's so last Planer Year. Now destroying the entire universe and returning it to primordial chaos is where it's at."
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones\
Taking a bit of a break from DDB. Be back before summer
She notices this, and seems confused. "I can tell something's wrong. What happened?" She asks, sounding more interrogative than concerned.
"None of your business, why would you even care?" He asks them, looking over to them, his eyes just as cold, grabbing one of his weapons, looking at it.
"...You're right, I probably wouldn't care, but it'd still be nice to know." She replies. "Was it something I did?"
"You wouldn't care if it was you, so if it was you why would I say?" He asks, swinging the sword and warping the air around them "Just constantly hating your only friend, it doesn't matter."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
The Artist walks closer "You. You're interesting. I like you."
He takes off the false face, to the horror of the mortals "Of course I'm interesting, I'm technically dead." He gives a wide grin.
The Artist sheds his guise, taking an appearance that defaults to the most natural thing to Happy Chaos, which likely isn't natural at all "Ooh, tell me more."
"Tried to take over the world, as one usually does, and I got killed by the most powerful being on the planet, now my soul it's trapped in a doll in my lab, it isn't too bad."
"Oh taking over the world? That's so last Planer Year. Now destroying the entire universe and returning it to primordial chaos is where it's at."
"That's what I've heard, but not my place to take over destroying the universe, I should let the next generation of wills give it a shot."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
She notices this, and seems confused. "I can tell something's wrong. What happened?" She asks, sounding more interrogative than concerned.
"None of your business, why would you even care?" He asks them, looking over to them, his eyes just as cold, grabbing one of his weapons, looking at it.
"...You're right, I probably wouldn't care, but it'd still be nice to know." She replies. "Was it something I did?"
"You wouldn't care if it was you, so if it was you why would I say?" He asks, swinging the sword and warping the air around them "Just constantly hating your only friend, it doesn't matter."
"I thought I made it clear..." She trails off, her anger giving way slightly to... well, not quite concern. More of a curiosity. "...Did... did you really see me as a friend?"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
She notices this, and seems confused. "I can tell something's wrong. What happened?" She asks, sounding more interrogative than concerned.
"None of your business, why would you even care?" He asks them, looking over to them, his eyes just as cold, grabbing one of his weapons, looking at it.
"...You're right, I probably wouldn't care, but it'd still be nice to know." She replies. "Was it something I did?"
"You wouldn't care if it was you, so if it was you why would I say?" He asks, swinging the sword and warping the air around them "Just constantly hating your only friend, it doesn't matter."
"I thought I made it clear..." She trails off, her anger giving way slightly to... well, not quite concern. More of a curiosity. "...Did... did you really see me as a friend?"
"No, I just realized I'm wasting my time trying to be yours. After all, you'd rather have your soul eaten than be my friend, right?" He looks at the weapon curiously.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Elaraj doesn't know what to do. he's lost. at one point, he accidentally deconstitutes the castle, and only notices when he starts falling. he's worried
DEITY's internal factory has produced, among its load of DEITYCams, a large bronze mosquito, DEITY2. it takes to the air
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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She notices this, and seems confused. "I can tell something's wrong. What happened?" She asks, sounding more interrogative than concerned.
"None of your business, why would you even care?" He asks them, looking over to them, his eyes just as cold, grabbing one of his weapons, looking at it.
"...You're right, I probably wouldn't care, but it'd still be nice to know." She replies. "Was it something I did?"
"You wouldn't care if it was you, so if it was you why would I say?" He asks, swinging the sword and warping the air around them "Just constantly hating your only friend, it doesn't matter."
"I thought I made it clear..." She trails off, her anger giving way slightly to... well, not quite concern. More of a curiosity. "...Did... did you really see me as a friend?"
"No, I just realized I'm wasting my time trying to be yours. After all, you'd rather have your soul eaten than be my friend, right?" He looks at the weapon curiously.
She thinks for a moment, before they speak again, sounding defeated. "...I mean, from a logical angle... I suppose tolerating your jokes and nicknames wouldn't be as bad as not existing."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
She thinks for a moment, before they speak again, sounding defeated. "...I mean, from a logical angle... I suppose tolerating your jokes and nicknames wouldn't be as bad as not existing."
"Good for you, you understand the logic, unfortunately, I don't care anymore. I'll leave you a place to stay, but there's no point giving you nicknames. You can cheer, you don't have to tolerate my jokes anymore!" He walks past them, his voice cold "Good job losing your only friend. Really." He goes to his couch, sitting down there, he turns on his console and begins to play silently.
Elaraj is worried. he kills some mortals, turns a village against their leader, and turns a few mortals into solid gold statues. it doesn't help
DEITY, inhabiting DEITY2, has taken to the air. whenever it sees a new species, it dives and sucks their blood
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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the entity sees what looks like an enormous metal mosquito in the sky above them
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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the entity sees what looks like an enormous metal mosquito in the sky above them
Hello..? he signs.
He looks perplexed and mildly worried.
The mosquito lands on a large cow nearby, and pierces it, draining its blood. two small flying machines flank it. "Hello"
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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The Artist walks closer "You. You're interesting. I like you."
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones\
Taking a bit of a break from DDB. Be back before summer
He takes off the false face, to the horror of the mortals "Of course I'm interesting, I'm technically dead." He gives a wide grin.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
The Artist sheds his guise, taking an appearance that defaults to the most natural thing to Happy Chaos, which likely isn't natural at all "Ooh, tell me more."
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones\
Taking a bit of a break from DDB. Be back before summer
"Tried to take over the world, as one usually does, and I got killed by the most powerful being on the planet, now my soul it's trapped in a doll in my lab, it isn't too bad."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
She notices this, and seems confused. "I can tell something's wrong. What happened?" She asks, sounding more interrogative than concerned.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"None of your business, why would you even care?" He asks them, looking over to them, his eyes just as cold, grabbing one of his weapons, looking at it.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"...You're right, I probably wouldn't care, but it'd still be nice to know." She replies. "Was it something I did?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Oh taking over the world? That's so last Planer Year. Now destroying the entire universe and returning it to primordial chaos is where it's at."
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones\
Taking a bit of a break from DDB. Be back before summer
"You wouldn't care if it was you, so if it was you why would I say?" He asks, swinging the sword and warping the air around them "Just constantly hating your only friend, it doesn't matter."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"That's what I've heard, but not my place to take over destroying the universe, I should let the next generation of wills give it a shot."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I thought I made it clear..." She trails off, her anger giving way slightly to... well, not quite concern. More of a curiosity. "...Did... did you really see me as a friend?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"No, I just realized I'm wasting my time trying to be yours. After all, you'd rather have your soul eaten than be my friend, right?" He looks at the weapon curiously.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Elaraj doesn't know what to do. he's lost. at one point, he accidentally deconstitutes the castle, and only notices when he starts falling. he's worried
DEITY's internal factory has produced, among its load of DEITYCams, a large bronze mosquito, DEITY2. it takes to the air
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
She thinks for a moment, before they speak again, sounding defeated. "...I mean, from a logical angle... I suppose tolerating your jokes and nicknames wouldn't be as bad as not existing."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Good for you, you understand the logic, unfortunately, I don't care anymore. I'll leave you a place to stay, but there's no point giving you nicknames. You can cheer, you don't have to tolerate my jokes anymore!" He walks past them, his voice cold "Good job losing your only friend. Really." He goes to his couch, sitting down there, he turns on his console and begins to play silently.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Elaraj is worried. he kills some mortals, turns a village against their leader, and turns a few mortals into solid gold statues. it doesn't help
DEITY, inhabiting DEITY2, has taken to the air. whenever it sees a new species, it dives and sucks their blood
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Dominition has discovered he has priests, apparently. He is highly amused by this fact.
The entity wanders.
The Platylord starts to populate his fortress with other life forms.
Gerdeen Island: a Pokemon themed tavern, meant to simulate the mundane parts of real life.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
the entity sees what looks like an enormous metal mosquito in the sky above them
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Hello..? he signs.
He looks perplexed and mildly worried.
Gerdeen Island: a Pokemon themed tavern, meant to simulate the mundane parts of real life.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
The mosquito lands on a large cow nearby, and pierces it, draining its blood. two small flying machines flank it. "Hello"
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!