“Thats a sharp outfit, Chan! Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire class fire nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Y’know, because it’s so sharp.”
“I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage Called the blood of the exploited working class But they've overcome their shyness Now they're calling me Your Highness And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
I destroyed a bond of friendship and respect Between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye Now I laugh and make a fortune Off the same ones that I tortured And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
I look like Jesus, so they say But Mr. Jesus is very far away Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true That you love me and I love me
I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage Called the blood of the exploited working class But they've overcome their shyness Now they're calling me Your Highness And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God" Yes a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
"Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I have No Idea Who That Is)"
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I have No Idea Who That Is)"
*hahhahahah*
*also, I’m in the middle of the finale for the dragon prince right now. GAH MY HEART*
"I won't... watch another daughter die."
- Aaravos
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
*I was gonna post part of this, but I can't resist posting every last bit, it's such a good song*
I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface I don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there Become so tired, so much more aware I'm becoming this, all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you
Can't you see that you're smothering me? Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control 'Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you
Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there Become so tired, so much more aware I'm becoming this, all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you
And I know I may end up failing too But I know You were just like me, with someone disappointed in you
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there Become so tired, so much more aware I'm becoming this, all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there I'm tired of being what you want me to be I've become so numb, I can't feel you there I'm tired of being what you want me to be
-Numb, by Linkin Park. One of the best songs ever created. Fight me.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
“When did you get here?”
”1920!”
”how old were you?”
”don’t remember!”
”then what happened?”
”I met Amos! And he stole my heart away, convinced me to elope one day!”
”poor dear, I can’t believe what you’ve been through… a convent girl, a runaway marriage! Now tell us, Roxie! Who’s Fred Casely?”
”my ex boyfriend!”
”why’d ya shoot him?”
”I was leavin’!”
”was he angry?”
”like a madman! still I said, ‘Fred, move along!’”
”she knew that she was doin’ wrong.”
”then describe it!”
”he came toward me!”
”with a pistol?”
”from my bureau!”
”did you fight him?”
”like a tiger!”
”he had strength, and she had none!”
”and yet we both reached for the gun!”
“Those cats have all the glitter in the world and yet they have no souls!”
“Course, when the Queen sank Naples, he couldn’t really be performing all too well, so he joined up with us instead.”
ayye
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“When I think of you, three emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole.”
“Thats a sharp outfit, Chan! Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire class fire nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Y’know, because it’s so sharp.”
"Hate to be a party pooper, but Edgar, evil plans, remember?"
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
"Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater"--King Chip
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
“Nico buys happy meals for the dead.”
"prophecy implies the future is set in stone. That is why I think they are useless"
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
You're no longer my concern
Faces from my past return
Another lesson yet to learn
"MOTHEREF##KER!!!"
"I am :)"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Kindly, what you are saying is making no sense"
- My to my mom, 2024,12,22,5:40 PM
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
Between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye
Now I laugh and make a fortune
Off the same ones that I tortured
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
But Mr. Jesus is very far away
Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true
That you love me and I love me
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
Yes a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
"I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher"
"I Become As Poetic As... Like, A Poetic Person"
"Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I have No Idea Who That Is)"
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
*hahhahahah*
*also, I’m in the middle of the finale for the dragon prince right now. GAH MY HEART*
“Why is nobody having a good time? I specifically requested it.”
"I won't... watch another daughter die."
- Aaravos
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
*I was gonna post part of this, but I can't resist posting every last bit, it's such a good song*
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me, with someone disappointed in you
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Life is a Fortnite match where nearly everyone decided to team."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Merry Christmas Eve Eve”
Me, yesterday
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!